Nigerian comic writer, Tosyne2much has come again drawing the attention of people to the attitudes SOME guys display online when they have no babes

1. They "ass-lick" ladies to develop friendship

The act of ass-licking is very common to some guys who have no babes. You see them loitering around a lady's social page just to crave attention. They do this by showering praises, liking both relevant and irrelevant pictures, thanking a lady for accepting their requests and doing other degrading things. This absurdity is very common on facebook

2. Sending unsolicited messages

They never give up even if their mails are ignored (lai lai). They keep on trying their best and before you know it, they have already sent 100 unsolicited mails a day and will still be sending more. Sometimes they are forced to quote the lady reminding her replying their private messages. This is a very common trait with single guys that are battling with inferiority complex

3. They lash out to the lady when ignored

Many will agree with Tosyne2much that when the lady seems not to give them attention they begin to troll and wage war against her. They develop hatred towards her and will use every opportunity to lash out to her. They open multiple accounts just to frustrate her life.

4. They derail the relationship of others

Some get bittered when they see others having sweet relationships. They are envious of them and do everything to derail it by either spreading rumors or blackmail them. This is very common to single guys that are very immature.

6. Attention seeking attitude

Some even put up attention seeking posts with the hope of scoring cheap point. They talk about how money is not their problem, how ladies are flocking around them and how they find it easy to get ladies in bed.

6. They are always online at odd hour

It's not as if they are vigilantes or night guards but they don't sleep at appropriate time. Even at 1am, they will be busy looking for anything that has "f" on the profile. When you ask why they are awake, they will lie that they slept in the afternoon but can't catch sleep at night

7. They jubilate when a girl quotes them

When a lady quotes or replies their mentions, they begin to make investigations about her. Even though they are very stingy, this is when they will give out money to someone who never even asked them for financial assistance.
They assume the lady in question likes them to have replied their mentions hence their happiness.

8. They are always fond of talking about sex online

When you see a post that has to do with kitty-cat, boobs or butts, they are usually the first set of people that will take the front page. They begin to talk about how good they are in bed even though they their joysticks are already full of cobweb.

9. They are quick to say "Nigerian girls don tire me"

Those who have never been lucky finding the right partner despite their effort, so when the issue of ladies is being discussed, you find them saying they are fed up of Nigerian babes and are considering dating ladies from Mozambique, Cotonou, Senegal and Malawi.

10. They discourage other guys from helping their girlfriends financially

Some guys have been duped and dumped afterwards, therefore, they come online discouraging other guys from helping their girlfriends in times of need. Sometimes you hear them saying that thunder should strike them if their N5 ever reaches out to any lady again.

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Cc
Lalasticlala

Written by Tosyne2much

Source https://tosyne2much..com.ng/2018/02/10-attitudes-guys-display-online-when.html?m=1

That number ten sha !

Flexherbal:
That number ten sha !

You dey guilty of that one shey?

Very funny stuff.. OP got me in 4, 6 and 10

You that's always online at ungodly hours, don't you have a girlfriend?

Nigerian girls don tire me I swear down

Bros u 4 make complete sense if not 4 dat number 10.

Nice one op....All those characteristics are very common here on nairaland but nothing dey vex me pass than number one , I mean why would you be thanking someone for accepting to be your friend

I don laugh die for here .. This Tosyne2much sha

I'm guilty of 8, 9 and 10 oyah come and arrest me

coolestofall:
Bros u 4 make complete sense if not 4 dat number 10.

So you support the motion that guys should never give their N5 to their babes?

*cringes* Well, let me join the bandwagon so I won't be called a hater.

Haaa! Baba you too make sense. That number 2 funny die

kimbraa:
You that's always online at ungodly hours, don't you have a girlfriend?

Let's take me out of this

bidak:
Nice one op....All those characteristics are very common here on nairaland but nothing dey vex me pass than number one , I mean why would you be thanking someone for accepting to be your friend

Abi o, awon "thanks for the acceptment" crew boku for facebook.

tosyne2much:
Let's take me out of this

That's to tell you that a few of your points are flawed 'cause a guy could have a girlfriend and still do those things you mentioned.

they won’t like this at all..... toysne go just dey expose their yansh up n down lol funny write up ..

Lol

Them full here oo especially this section

Mhen it's been a while here oo

kimbraa:
That's to tell you that a few of your points are flawed 'cause a guy could have a girlfriend and still do those things you mentioned.

No one is disputing that fact

No that ass lickers pain me pass

tosyne2much:
No one is disputing that fact

Then the subject of your thread should change from "10 attitudes guys display online when they have no girlfriend to 10 attitudes guys display online".

When they don't know how to arrange their lines.

tosyne2much:
So you support the motion that guys should never give their N5 to their babes?

Give not because u get sex 4rm her or u r scared she might leave, but because u feel like extending a helping hand. Spending on a gal is a privilege not a right.

I have a girlfriend and I display at least two of the attitudes listed up there.

Tosyne2much swear you do not display any of these things lemme dig up your post history

lool..I agree with number 10,especially the hungry broke lads on here..trying to discourage other guys from assisting their gfs...

saying bla bla bla shiit..,,,

we all know that deep down, they aren't happy for their fellow man..

oshi

I am not guilty of any of these and yet I don't have a girlfriend.

Earthquake1:
I have a girlfriend and I display at least two of the attitudes listed up there.

Tosyne2much swear you do not display any of these things lemme dig up your post history

[i] Hahahaha.. This man sha I don die

tosyne2much:
You dey guilty of that one shey?

Hahhahahah!

Not me. I have seen guys like that.

I don't relate to anything here at all. Infact I'm amazed that guys do some of these stupid things.

Dem yapa for this section ooo.. Them Asslickers like Martino, Deadrat, Jakande( The Blogger) and co...