-When a # Girl says "Good Night", she says Good Night to You only... So don't bother her if you, still see her Online..

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okikiosibodu:
-When a # Girl says "Good Night",
she says Good Night to You only... So don't bother her if you, still see her Online..

So she cant chat with her friends again?

@okikiosibidu, compliment of the season! Hope you're good.

vivie01:

So she cant chat with her friends again?
@okikiosibodu, compliment of the season! Hope you're good.

I dey Kampe. Compliments of the season. How body?

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My name is SULE. Back in Primary school, I was very poor in maths. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out and flogged. One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out. Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking, SULE what’s up? How did you pass this exam?” And I was like ... "Well, na God o" By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement. When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now. It was obvious my dreams and prayers have been answered. The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, “One silly student here did not write his name on the paper and he scored 0%. Who hasn't received his paper yet?” The whole class echoed: SULE, na SUULEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!oo In fact, I was hospitalized for 2weeks.

BAR and BRA:
-Both have same Alphabets.
-Both are DRINKING Zones.
-Both have Restricted Time of Opening and Closing.
-But when Opened, both make MEN CRAZY.....
When you are drinking from any of the two, please don't drive!!
Drink Responsibly!!! ...

vivie01:

So she cant chat with her friends again?
@okikiosibidu, compliment of the season! Hope you're good.

sighted

NO SEX CAUSES BAD EYE


that's for the Eye test

afoltundeseun:
NO SEX CAUSES BAD EYE

that's for the Eye test

You damn right

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orgzeyn:


sighted

Orgzeyn long time! How is your health now? I believed you are perfectly whole now IJN.
How are you doing?

okikiosibodu:

I dey Kampe. Compliments of the season. How body?

Fine thank you.

vivie01:


Orgzeyn long time! How is your health now? I believed you are perfectly whole now IJN.
How are you doing?

am fine, miss u

orgzeyn:

am fine, miss u

You don't send or respond to e-mails?

vivie01:
You don't send or respond to e-mails?

my bad :/ will correct my short coming

Dear Guys
It's not every time that you are with Bae that you should always want to Remove P*nt and Press Brezz. Sometimes give Bae Mathematics Questions to see if she can Solve it.
Two People can not be Dumb in the Family, Who will help the Kids with their Home Work?

hahaha

okikiosibodu:
Dear Guys
It's not every time that you are with Bae that you should always want to Remove P*nt and Press Brezz. Sometimes give Bae Mathematics Questions to see if she can Solve it.
Two People can not be Dumb in the Family, Who will help the Kids with their Home Work?

Lol.

Lwkmd
Imagine a rat bathing like a human being: https://www.nairaland.com/4318210/see-rat-taking-shower-like

Today feels like January 75th 2018. This month should end nah. Biko.

When mosquito land on your testicle, that is when you will realize that you can solve a problem without violence.

When girls run out of cosmetics the next thing they will update is..... "MAKE-UP FREE DAY, LOVING IT ALL NATURAL". And you think you are deceiving Me Abi....?

New York is 3 hours ahead of California but it does not mean that California is slow, or that New York is fast. Both are working based on their own "Time Zone."
Some one is still single. Someone got married and 'waited' 10 years before having a child. There is another who had a baby within a year of marriage.
Someone got married between 25-30 and became Widow/Widower at 40 while another got married at 40 and lived happily with the spouse till old age with children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a good job; and there is another who graduated at 27 and secured employment immediately !
Someone became CEO at 25 and died at 50 while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years.
Everyone works based on their 'Time Zone',
People can have things worked out only according to their pace.
Work in your “time zone”.
Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might "seem" to go ahead of you.
May be some might "seem" behind you.
Don't envy them You are not early ... you’re very much On time stay blessed.
You Are In Your Time Zone............Enjoy ur day

okikiosibodu:
New York is 3 hours ahead of California but it does not mean that California is slow, or that New York is fast. Both are working based on their own "Time Zone."
Some one is still single. Someone got married and 'waited' 10 years before having a child. There is another who had a baby within a year of marriage.
Someone got married between 25-30 and became Widow/Widower at 40 while another got married at 40 and lived happily with the spouse till old age with children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a good job; and there is another who graduated at 27 and secured employment immediately !
Someone became CEO at 25 and died at 50 while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years.
Everyone works based on their 'Time Zone',
People can have things worked out only according to their pace.
Work in your “time zone”.
Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might "seem" to go ahead of you.
May be some might "seem" behind you.
Don't envy them You are not early ... you’re very much On time stay blessed.
You Are In Your Time Zone............Enjoy ur day

Absolute truth! Everyone works in his/her time zone!!

cc: Alexanderbells2

orgzeyn, vivie01, joespiceman, Nicklaus619, Gucciqueen38, hakeem4, Sugar97, Nelly21, MrWondah, shervydman, Merteenz,
Sherifastro, Alexanderbells2, ifeolamide00

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I want to day a big thank you to you all for making this thread a success, nd all the time spent on it worthwhile. Thank you all for all your encouragement. It is not unappreciated .
Vivie01, you have my respect the most. Thank you for your worthless (having extreme value) support.
See you all at the top

okikiosibodu:
orgzeyn, vivie01, joespiceman, Nicklaus619, Gucciqueen38, hakeem4, Sugar97, Nelly21, MrWondah, shervydman, Merteenz,
Sherifastro, Alexanderbells2, ifeolamide00

.
.
.
I want to day a big thank you to you all for making this thread a success, nd all the time spent on it worthwhile. Thank you all for all your encouragement. It is not unappreciated .
Vivie01, you have my respect the most. Thank you for your worthless (having extreme value) support.
See you all at the top

Haaa, thanks so much dear. You have been entertaining us as well with those hilarious jokes and memes. More grease to your elbows. Kudos man!

okikiosibodu:
orgzeyn, vivie01, joespiceman, Nicklaus619, Gucciqueen38, hakeem4, Sugar97, Nelly21, MrWondah, shervydman, Merteenz,
Sherifastro, Alexanderbells2, ifeolamide00

.
.
.
I want to day a big thank you to you all for making this thread a success, nd all the time spent on it worthwhile. Thank you all for all your encouragement. It is not unappreciated .
Vivie01, you have my respect the most. Thank you for your worthless (having extreme value) support.
See you all at the top

Thank you dear. Thanks for entertaining us

My Brother, if she insists she will eat pizza or chocolate today, tell her to go read Numbers 9:11. The scripture is specific on the food to be taken on 14 February.

Numbers 9:11 In the second month on the fourteenth day in the evening they shall keep it; they shall eat it with unleavened bread and bitter herbs.

You get it? For today the laws of moses will work

Two young ladies arrived a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body
parts.
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Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life.
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He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything
that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get.
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1.) Where do you find diamonds? Deep down
in the ground, covered and protected.
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2.) Where do you find
pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell.
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3.) Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get
them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them.
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He looked at them with serious eyes and said; "Your body is sacred &
unique" You are far more
precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too."So he added that, if
you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a
reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will
fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration.
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First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional
contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally (legal marriage).
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But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal
miners to come and mine you illegally.
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Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely
like that.
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Keep your bodies deeply
covered so that it invite
professional miners to chase you.
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Let us all encourage our wives, friends and daughters to dress well and decent!

okikiosibodu:
My Brother, if she insists she will eat pizza or chocolate today, tell her to go read Numbers 9:11. The scripture is specific on the food to be taken on 14 February.

Numbers 9:11 In the second month on the fourteenth day in the evening they shall keep it; they shall eat it with unleavened bread and bitter herbs.

You get it? For today the laws of moses will work

Na lie! E no go work!

Oya hold your head and say after me, my father, my father, let the snake that swallow 36 million naira in jamb office die in my room.
OYA Gbadua!