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Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by deturla: 3:18pm On Mar 09, 2018
A very good friend, Ayo took to his Twitter handle to explain the reason(s) why a lot of Nigerian women don’t orgasm and I find the post hilarious and educative at the same time. Read the story below:

Many women claim not to have orgasmed through s*x, so when some guys drink all sort of mixtures just to be able to “perform” I wonder to what end. Upon all your enhancement, you still wouldn’t make her orgasm.

Why?

Because you’re selfish.

How?

If as a guy the only thing prominent in your mind going into s*x with a woman is for you to just penetrate, penetrate and penetrate then ejaculate, you may never make a woman orgasm in your life. Why? Because you are only thinking through your p*nis.

First thing you need to understand is the woman’s body.

You need to pay attention to every part and Maximum attention to the very sensitive ones. You need to be calm. There are always different approaches to every woman’s body part. What worked for A, may not work for B.

The woman’s br*asts is a work finished by God.

Do you ever wonder why man will suck br*ast from when man was a baby till man will die? The woman’s br*asts is one huge factor to achieving orgasms at the end of the day. They are all connected.

Now, you need to understand that to achieve a desired result, you must be willing to compromise. All the “I don’t eat p*ssy” Yen yen yen should be thrown into the gutter.

Awaken the slut in your woman, give life to all the dead parts without using your p*nis.

http://deedeesblog.com/nigerian-women-dont-orgasm/

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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by deturla: 3:18pm On Mar 09, 2018
What do you think about this hilarious yet sensitive post.

Let me have your thoughts.


Bcc: lalasticlala, mynd44, fynestboi

Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by donstan18: 3:18pm On Mar 09, 2018
Why on earth should a woman's orgasm and squirting be a top priority of a wise man in this Buhari regime, why will I pay maximum attention to the sensitive factors that will make a woman squirt, is her squirt crude oil or petrol that men should pay their maximum attention to achieve and make money. cheesy

Any broke woman that depends on men don't have any right to complain for not squirting, she should only focus on pampering her man's dick till he cums, that should be her main focus during sex, the satisfaction of her man's dick...Because that's the dick that yields her money cheesy cheesy she should be taking care of it regularly.

A wise woman shouldn't complain about not squirting, her focus should be on the upkeep of her man's dick cheesy, whenever she see her man after urinating, she should quickly rush him with a first aid box and ask him.. "Oh my God!..Honey did the pee wound your precious dick" cheesy try to be caring.

Some ladies will even piss on your dick and call it squirt. grin

Squirt kor, Swerve ni

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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by XhosaNostra(f): 3:23pm On Mar 09, 2018
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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by Apina(m): 3:24pm On Mar 09, 2018
Make we hear word abeg undecided
Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by BiafranBushBoy: 3:24pm On Mar 09, 2018
donstan18:
cheesy

Patiently waiting for your post.

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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by Nobody: 3:26pm On Mar 09, 2018
Lol! It is all about the state of mind of both genders. The man must be willing to get her to orgasm while the woman must be relaxed and ready to reach orgasm. If the woman isn't mentally relaxed all efforts by the man will be futile. Men should be selfless and controlled, it takes a disciplined mind not to want to tear up that pussy at once cheesy

BTW why has this "Ayo" chosen sex to lecture on, of all the topics Nigerians should discuss . Just thinking out loud Lol
Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by deturla: 3:27pm On Mar 09, 2018
BiafranBushBoy:


Patiently waiting for your post.

Bossman. Howfar?
Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by pyrex23(m): 3:33pm On Mar 09, 2018
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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by Nobody: 3:34pm On Mar 09, 2018
Look At What I Am Busy Teachin Some Mumu boys and They Are Arguing
Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by Nobody: 3:34pm On Mar 09, 2018
Hmmmmmm
Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by deturla: 3:44pm On Mar 09, 2018
donstan18:
Why on earth should a woman's orgasm and squirting be a top priority of man in this Buhari regime, why will I pay maximum attention to the sensitive factors that will make a woman squirt, is her squirt crude oil or petrol at men pay their maximum attention to achieve and make money. cheesy

Any broke woman that depends on men don't have any right to complain of not squirting, she should only focus on pampering her man's dick till he cums, that should be her main focus during sex, the satisfaction of her man's dick...Because that's the dick that yields her money cheesy cheesy she should be taking care of it regularly.

Some ladies will even piss on your dick and call it squirt. grin

Squirt kor, Swerve ni

This guy is a crazy guy..wallahi!! DaddyKross see your friend here. grin grin grin grin

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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by BiafranBushBoy: 3:49pm On Mar 09, 2018
deturla:


Bossman. Howfar?

Senior man I dey. That boy wan drop bombshell, na why I wait for am for corner. cheesy

I be virgin, na why I dey speechless for this matter.

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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by AnonHq(m): 4:32pm On Mar 09, 2018
Internet! where "anybody" can be "anything" anywhere and anytime
see this one too forming sex expert cheesy

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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by DaddyKross: 6:16pm On Mar 09, 2018
deturla:


This guy is a crazy guy..wallahi!! Daddy Kross see your friend here. grin grin grin grin


Lol. Baba na correct hin talk jaare. Who her squirts epp cheesy

So long me i cum, am off to bed sad


XhosaNostra:
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Is the space for sale ?
Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by josh123(m): 6:59pm On Mar 09, 2018
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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by deturla: 7:00pm On Mar 09, 2018
DaddyKross:



Lol. Baba na correct hin talk jaare. Who her squirts epp cheesy

So long me i cum, am off to bed sad




Is the space for sale ?

LOL..Bad guy
Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by PrimadonnaO(f): 7:47pm On Mar 09, 2018
donstan18:
Why on earth should a woman's orgasm and squirting be a top priority of a wise man in this Buhari regime, why will I pay maximum attention to the sensitive factors that will make a woman squirt, is her squirt crude oil or petrol that men should pay their maximum attention to achieve and make money. cheesy

Any broke woman that depends on men don't have any right to complain for not squirting, she should only focus on pampering her man's dick till he cums, that should be her main focus during sex, the satisfaction of her man's dick...Because that's the dick that yields her money cheesy cheesy she should be taking care of it regularly.

A wise woman shouldn't complain about not squirting, her focus should be on the upkeep of her man's dick cheesy, whenever she see her man after urinating, she should rush him with a first aid box and ask him.. "Honey did the pee wound you" cheesy be caring.

Some ladies will even piss on your dick and call it squirt. grin

Squirt kor, Swerve ni

Lol. You're crazy! cheesy
Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by ubunja(m): 7:52pm On Mar 09, 2018
i dont ever remember fvcking a girl with the express purpose to make her orgasm im Selfish Number 1. i just fvck and go. if you wanna orgasm then make a plan. dont make your problem my problem.i orgasm through MY OWN effort, do the same for you.

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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by Tajbol4splend(m): 8:40pm On Mar 09, 2018
Awon sex lecturer tiwa yapa bayii
Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by Nobody: 8:43pm On Mar 09, 2018
That was because majority of them have got there Clitoris mutilated by there foolish wicked ignorant parents.

#Shun Female Genital Mutilation#
Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by CAPSLOCKED: 8:52pm On Mar 09, 2018
deturla:
First thing you need to understand is the woman’s body.

You need to pay attention to every part and Maximum attention to the very sensitive ones. You need to be calm. There are always different approaches to every woman’s body part. What worked for A, may not work for B.



IF YOU TOOK YOUR TIME TO UNDERSTAND YOUR UNIVERSITY COURSES LIKE THIS,

AND PAID HALF THE ATTENTION YOU DESCRIBED IN THIS WRITE UP, TO YOUR LECTURERS.... I'M SURE YOU'D HAVE GRADUATED WITH AT LEAST A 3RD CLASS DEGREE,
AND MADE YOUR FAMILY PROUD INSTEAD OF TRYING TO IMPRESS INTERNET GIRLS WITH THIS WEAK WRITE UP. undecided




deturla:

[i]Awaken the slut in your woman


NICE IDEA...
.................. SO THAT THE MINUTE YOU'RE AWAY SHE GETS ANOTHER FIREMAN TO QUENCH HER FIRE. undecided

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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by highqueen(f): 8:58pm On Mar 09, 2018
lool..indomie men are already in this thread.

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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by CAPSLOCKED: 9:05pm On Mar 09, 2018
highqueen:
lool..indomie men are already in this thread.


FUNNY HOW THE GIRLS WHO CAN'T EVEN RIDE FOR UP TO A MINUTE WITHOUT BREATHING LIKE THEY'RE DROWNING..

WANT A MAN WHO CAN LAST 5 HOURS. undecided

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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by Built2last: 9:40pm On Mar 09, 2018
Woman matter is endless.

One Igbo boy come go introduce the girl friend to the father who has never lived out Igboland.

Boys father: What is your name?

The Girl: Olanike Olaniyi.

Don't ask me the fathers advice to the son

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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by Ucheosefoh(m): 10:11pm On Mar 09, 2018
Many girls don't know that female orgasm exist so I wonder how you will make those ones achieve orgasms.
Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by Nobody: 10:18pm On Mar 09, 2018
tomorrow is Saturday abeg, I never forecast the games I wan use collect 25million from merry bet

Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by Nobody: 10:46pm On Mar 09, 2018
wetin concern me wit squirt? I cum on my own so u should struggle to do same for itself
squirt ko, squat ni?grin

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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by Mandrake007(m): 11:49pm On Mar 09, 2018
what's with these arselicking excuse for men trying to impress girls all the time??the vagina is meant for men to achieve orgasm,women have vibrators and dildos they can help themselves to some fun,some don't even know what orgasm is but they jump on the bandwagon,next thing you know they got a new slogan "men are scum for not making us climax" undecided

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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by lenghtinny(m): 1:55am On Mar 10, 2018
This Ayo guy is fast becoming a nuisance with his silly epistles angry

Na the stupid bloggers wey dey carry his quack opinions for head like afro I blame....
Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by wittyt98(m): 3:16am On Mar 10, 2018
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Re: Twitter User Explains Reason Why Most Nigerian Women Don’t Orgasm by donstan18: 6:59am On Mar 10, 2018
highqueen:
lool..indomie men are already in this thread.

Its annoying to see kids like you who can't even jog for 2 minutes, but will be looking and wanting a man aged enough to be your father to be on top of you for 3 hours.

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