okikiosibodu:
JESUS wouldnt have existed without "U", and U is an abbreviation for YOU. You are the reason for then existence of this season. HaPpY Easter To yOu



Orgzeyn, vivie01, joespiceman, Nicklaus619, Gucciqueen38, hakeem4, Sugar97, Nelly21, MrWondah, shervydman, Merteenz,
Sherifastro, Alexanderbells2, Ifeolamide00, Hakeem4, Makarous, Debque, Mzhorlah, GloryIsaac

Happy Easter to you, Bro.

okikiosibodu:

I think this should give you a clue

Awayu, long time no see.... How body. Happy Easter

LOL.... pepper dem gang

Ayam fine jare and body dey inside cloth.

okikiosibodu:

That 'pass me the phone' meme is funny

okikiosibodu:
Don't tell police dat armed robbers are in ur hood,Tell dem dat yahoo boys are dragging big bags of money
They will be there 2 min

Gucciqueen38 where art thou?

vivie01:

That 'pass me the phone' meme is funny

Heheheheheheehehe. Are you a victim of of that or a culprit?

okikiosibodu:

Heheheheheheehehe. Are you a victim of of that or a culprit?

A culprit and a victim

How are you doing dear?

okikiosibodu:
JESUS wouldnt have existed without "U", and U is an abbreviation for YOU. You are the reason for then existence of this season. HaPpY Easter To yOu



Orgzeyn, vivie01, joespiceman, Nicklaus619, Gucciqueen38, hakeem4, Sugar97, Nelly21, MrWondah, shervydman, Merteenz,
Sherifastro, Alexanderbells2, Ifeolamide00, Hakeem4, Makarous, Debque, Mzhorlah, GloryIsaac

thanks dear

vivie01:

A culprit and a victim

How are you doing dear?

Hehehehehe hehehehe. They have "do" it for you, so you wantu pass down the trend abi?

President Xi Jing Peng of China said:
When I was a small child , I was very selfish, always grab the best for myself. Slowly, everyone left me and I had no friends. I didn’t think it was my fault but criticize others.
My father gave me 3 sentences to help me in life.
One day, my father cooked 2 bowls of noodles put the 2 bowls on the table. One bowl has one egg on top and the other bowl does not have any egg on top. He said ”My child. You choose. Which bowl do u want”. Eggs were hard to come by those days! Only get to eat eggs during festivals or New Year. Of Cos I chose the bowl with egg! As we started eating. I was congratulating myself on my wise choice/decisision and wallop up the egg. Then to my surprise as my father ate his noodles, there were TWO eggs at the bottom of his bowl beneath the noodes! I regretted so much! And scolded myself for being too hasty in my decision. My father smiled and sad to me, ”My child. You must remember what your eyes see may not be true. If u intent on taking advantage of people, u will end up losing!”
The next day, my father again cooked 2 bowls of noodles: one bowl with an egg on top and the other bowl with no egg on top. Again, he put the two bowls on the table and said to me, ”My child. You choose. Which bowl do u want?” This time I am smarter. I chose the bowl without any egg on top. To my surprise, as I separated the noodles on top, there was not even a single egg at the bottom of the bowl! Again my father smiled and said to me, ”My child, you must not always rely on experiences cos sometimes, life can cheat u or play tricks on u. But u must not be too annoyed or sad, just treat this as learning a lesson .You cannot Learn this from textbooks.
The third day, my father again cooked 2 bowls of noodles, again one bowl with an egg on top and the other bowl with no egg on top. He put the 2 bowls on the table and again said to me, ”My child. You choose. Which bowl do u want?”. This time, I told my father, ”Dad, u choose first. You are the head of the family and contributed the most to the family. ”My father did not decline and chose the bowl with one egg on top. As I eat my bowl of noodles, Sure in my heart that there is no egg inside the bowl. To my surprise! There were TWO eggs at the bottom of the bowl.
My father smiled at me with love in his eyes, ”My child, u must remember!When u think for the good of others, good things will always naturally happen to u!”
I always remember these 3 sentences of my father and lived and do my business accordingly. True enough, my business was a roaring success.
Xi Jing Peng

That awkward moment in hospital wen u see A mosquito coming out from the HIV Ward Toward u.....

Appearances are deceptive yet appearances decides what the heart feels before the mind.

Nobody is Useless except Potential isn't known.

From Ile-ife 2 Ibadan is N800 but Ibadan to Ile-Ife N1200....
I asked the conductor why?
He asked me... "why is Monday to Friday 5 days while Friday to Monday is 3 days?".
I kept quiet
Up to now am still mute and searching seriously for the answer for him. Any one who can assist will be highly appreciated.

They said Dangote started his business wit d $3000 his uncle gave him.My own problem is my uncle...
If I flash him he will flash back.

Cancel a date with a Yoruba girl, u will hear sumtin like "So u make me baff today for nothing?"

Dear future Wife, hope you are not doing any stupid thing in this cold weather, cos I'm here reading my Bible oo

On the 1st of April she told u she's pregnant
You have been waiting for her to say april fool and today is 18th...my brother congratulations oooooooooo

What is nigeria turning into, A friend just told me that their father takes offering from them during morning devotion.

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends

Well! Well! Well!...I am not discombobulated, befuddled or bemused by what seems to be indecipherable, obfuscated and enigmatic to other homosapiens.I am rather bedazzled by our bravura articulation which is loquacious and not frivolous in its crinkum crankum.
Am I communicating?

okikiosibodu:
Dear future Wife,
hope you are not doing any stupid thing in this cold weather, cos I'm here reading my Bible oo

Hmmmmm, na so.

okikiosibodu:
What is nigeria turning into, A friend just told me that their father takes offering from them during morning devotion.

okikiosibodu:
Well! Well! Well!...I am not discombobulated, befuddled or bemused by what seems to be indecipherable, obfuscated and enigmatic to other homosapiens.I am rather bedazzled by our bravura articulation which is loquacious and not frivolous in its crinkum crankum.
Am I communicating?

No Sir!

Boss I dey feel you

Respect!! To whom is due

Respect!! To whom is due..i love all of this here

vivie01:

Hmmmmm, na so.

No be so?

joespiceman:
Boss I dey feel you

wilhenry:
Respect!! To whom is due..i love all of this here

Thank you for the love... It is greatly appreciated

okikiosibodu:
Hehehehehe hehehehe. They have "do" it for you, so you wantu pass down the trend abi?

Do wetin? I just dey notice this now

vivie01:

Do wetin? I just dey notice this now

My elder sis used to do it for me when I was much younger, and I would grumble and make my movements very sluggish and disgusting, but that never made her desist from the act. As time passed by, I decided to do it for her son
The innocent look on his face expressing dissatisfaction and discomfort made me stop, and had to take it up with my sis too, to stop the crazy act. The energy you use in screaming one's name from a neighbour's house through the window, is sufficient to just get up, or stretch, to pick up what phone or remote control to want to use

okikiosibodu:
The energy you use in screaming one's name from a neighbour's house through the window, is sufficient to just get up, or stretch, to pick up the phone or remote control to want to use

Exactly!
....but at times, to get up can be very tasking and since you have a junior one at home, you just exercise your 'egbon' right jare.

If they do it for me, e dey pain me ehn, I go come swell up but nothing wey I go do now.

At times, when you are around the person, say like being together in the living room and you know he/she must send you to go and bring something, you go just take style leave the place for him/her; say if he no see you, he go go pick his thing by himself....... but parents will still call out your name. Sometimes, I go dey form sleep or deaf and dumb

vivie01:

Sometimes, I go dey form sleep or deaf and dumb

So we boku wey dey do am?
Every Nigerian that grew up in Nigeria must have done this. Na wa for our elderly ones sha

My lazy mind just remembered that my grand father had a baby mama that gave birth to miracle's aunty's cousin. pls somebody should tell him quickly that we relate before he finish the 45m oooo

wilhenry:
Respect!! To whom is due..i love all of this here

Dedicated to you
Two blind pilots, both wearing dark glasses, walk up the aisle to the cockpit. One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along with a cane. 
 
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the two enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. 
 
The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. 
 
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. 
 
As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and then we're gonna crash".