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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Nobody: 10:54pm On Jun 05, 2018
My Guy i will advice make u find one Retired Olosho Marry....big preek like us need a well expanded pussii
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 10:58pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


Will you shut up!


@Embolden. For you to type that, shows how jobless you are, because men spend on your cheap self.


Now, get d'hell out of my mention. Liability.


*Spit*

what's even wrong with you dullard?
are you this dumb or what?


someone that goes about,begging for his granny's age mates contact to be fed from their left over crumbs is calling someone jobless?
You this irrelevant slowpoke trtying so hard to be noticed this night should consider sourcing for a means of income instead littering romance section with your hungry drive comments.
ode!!and for the last time,I will feed you and feed your hungry destiny.


shove your liability gibberish down your dry dreg throat,you need it more.
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Olifiz(m): 11:01pm On Jun 05, 2018
Caring0:


Her name is samantha. Call her Sammy babe. What her mum and family calls her. So what's wrong there, I think since I can read and write if I made this up I would have put a cuter name there


But it is what is it, nothing to gain. I need solution, I want to save my dying relationship because even giving her head she don't enjoy it

I don't know if there is any other thing one can do. Searched Google but nothing other than try lubricants which I have tried and pre-intimacy but still the same.

Check if she’s circumcised

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 11:02pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:

what's even wrong with you dullard?
are you this dumb or what?


someone that goes about,begging for his granny's age mates contact to be fed from their left over crumbs is calling someone jobless?
You this irrelevant slowpoke trtying so hard to be noticed this night should consider sourcing for a means of income instead littering romance section with your hungry drive comments.
ode!!and for the last time,I will feed you and feed your hungry destiny.


shove your liability gibberish down your dry dreg throat,you need it more.

Smart women are now working hard to make it, not to follow men to shoprite.


*Spits* on Liability.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Caring0(m): 11:08pm On Jun 05, 2018
Olifiz:


Check if she’s circumcised


Hmm Okay I might as well just ask her.
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 11:09pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


Smart women are now working hard to make it, not to follow men to shoprite.


*Spits* on Liability.
liabilities are always quick to dish out that word so easily.
aren't you the old hungry lad begging for your granny's age mates number in order to abscond from your already diminshed self worth and existence? is that how low a cal.low like you can go?
isn't it better you end your miserable life than to allow your poor family still suffer the lost you created upon them by being the first son with nothing to account for,if not your donstan18 and iamd18 your only greatest achievement.
You whose presence could only bring tempestuous moments to the life of people staying with.

better return to your beggy beggy comments than waste your time trying to be noticed by someone that consider you as an incosequental nonentity.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 11:17pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:

[s] liabilities are always quick to dish out that word so easily.
aren't you the old hungry lad begging for your granny's age mates number in order to abscond from your already diminshed self worth and existence? is that how low a cal.low like you can go?
isn't it better you end your miserable life than to allow your poor family still suffer the lost you created upon them by being the first son with nothing to account for,if not your donstan18 and iamd18 your only greatest achievement.
You whose presence could only bring tempestuous moments to the life of people staying with.

better return to your beggy beggy comments than waste your time trying to be noticed by someone that consider you as an incosequental nonentity [/s] .

Your comment below shows how rich you are grin


Dillusionist:

I just came back from work and discovered that my pot of rice I suffered to cook has been invaded by little ants. I am thinking of warming all of them and eating it. Make hunger no kill person.
Is it safe to eat those ants? My friend says it is protein.
Please help.
Lalasti.nclala. Hunger wan kill me

Coming from a broke poor lady who wanted to eat a pot of rice filled with ants, and even called it protein.


Smh! You are indeed rich.


Nland be helping poor people claims nonsense grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 11:21pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


Your comment below shows how rich you are grin




Coming from a broke poor lady who wanted to eat a pot of rice filled with ants, and even called it protein.


Smh! You are indeed rich.


Nland be helping poor people claims nonsense grin
ode!!only a stupid fool like yourself won't see the sarcasm behind the comment.

oh,I forgot you suffer from brain tumor,how hazardous it can be.


You really need some form of thoroughly psychological exuberance, sorry,exoneration.

dirty psychopath.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Caring0(m): 11:23pm On Jun 05, 2018
WfBabakhay:
My Guy i will advice make u find one Retired Olosho Marry....big preek like us need a well expanded pussii

No lol don't retired olosho abeg
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 11:27pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:

[s] ode!!only a stupid fool like yourself won't see the sarcasm behind the comment.

oh,I forgot you suffer from brain tumor,how hazardous it can be.


You really need some form of thoroughly psychological exuberance, sorry,exoneration.

dirty psychopath. [/s]

She's now claiming sarcasm because I gave her what she gives to people.

When you used my sarcastic comment on sugar mama against me, did you remember how sarcastic I was?

Ant na protein grin People are really suffering in this country.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 11:33pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


She's now claiming sarcasm because I gave her what she gives to people.

When you used my sarcastic comment on sugar mama against me, did you remember how sarcastic I was?

Ant na protein grin People are really suffering in this country.
do I expect any less comment from a mentally derailed lad like you?
honestly,you always wanna get identified with every female moniker that comments and it's quite nuesatting, quit being a jobless call.low,I really don't give a flying fùck about your NL boisterousity and bellicose existence.
keep wasting your old life on NL and be looking for old hags that will offer you stipends.



return to your beggy beggy comments and quit the haste acquaintances.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 11:37pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:

[s] do I expect any less comment from a mentally derailed lad like you?
honestly,you always wanna get identified with every female moniker that comments and it's quite nuesatting, quit being a jobless call.low,I really don't give a flying fùck about your NL boisterousity and bellicose existence.
keep wasting your old life on NL and be looking for old hags that will offer you stipends.



return to your beggy beggy comments and quit the haste acquaintances. [/s]

I never knew being broke, poor and hungry can make someone eat ants mixed with left-over rice and call it protein.


Yet she claimed she can feed me when she feeds on ANT. grin

Nland shaa cheesy

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 11:40pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


I never knew being broke, poor and hungry can make someone eat ants mixed with left-over rice and call it protein.


Yet she claimed she can feed me when she feeds on ANT. grin

Nland shaa cheesy
I Will keep reiterating it.


I will feed you and your destiny.

quit being a frustrated babilala on romance section.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 11:41pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:

[s] ode!!only a stupid fool like yourself won't see the sarcasm behind the comment.

oh,I forgot you suffer from brain tumor,how hazardous it can be.


You really need some form of thoroughly psychological exuberance, sorry,exoneration.

dirty psychopath. [/s]

She's now claiming sarcasm because I gave her what she gives to people.

When you used my sarcastic comment on sugar mama against me, did you remember how sarcastic I was?

Ant na protein grin People are really suffering in this country.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 11:41pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:
I Will keep reiterating it.

I will feed you and your destiny.
quit being a frustrated babilala on romance section.
Feed yourself with good food and stop eating ants and rice grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by front4line: 11:44pm On Jun 05, 2018
Caring0:
good evening nairalanders I had to join this forum to post this to get some advice and help on this issue
Been dating this girl for 3 years now and I got t find out this month that she never enjoyed having sex with me because the size of my dick is too big her. We tried lubricants and very long time of pre-intimacy before SEX, no Matter how much I try my best to get down on her the best way and all, she says she don't just enjoy the sex at all that all she feels is pain. Tried everything but nothing
Below is the chat I had with her guys
. I'm just devastated cry cry cry this is a girl I love so much. Dated other girls they all Complained about the dick size too but they did enjoy the sex but with pain

Guys I feel terrible right now like all i do is hurt the girls I date #Sad

Below is our chat... .
cry

Go and date any girl that as given birth before.
No matter what your dick sha no fit fat or long passs a child n even it is bigger n they have enough space n experience in them to handle bigger dicks.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Nobody: 11:52pm On Jun 05, 2018
A quick one, why haven't she broken up with you since, why now? I guess she found a sweeter di.cck but what do I know?

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by JesuEruOluwa: 12:00am On Jun 06, 2018
IamD18:


Feed yourself with good food and stop eating ants and rice grin

Guy pls it's enough!
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Nobody: 2:04am On Jun 06, 2018
oga rest biko, before u give someones child sickness. wats dat talk sef. eh he! shoe get size, go and look for your size.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by konkonbilo(m): 3:20am On Jun 06, 2018
I don laff tire for here o
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by empire2017(m): 5:58am On Jun 06, 2018
farano:
I'm speechless commentless on this matter tongue
lol
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by samyfreshsmooth(m): 7:36am On Jun 06, 2018
this don stan guy na mad man o cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy



later this one go come call one unsuspecting guy broke


NL sha...,.............ant na protein cheesy


udonminit! shocked

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by samyfreshsmooth(m): 7:36am On Jun 06, 2018
this don stan guy na mad man o cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


later this one go come call one unsuspecting guy broke

NL sha...,.............ant na protein cheesy
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by folake4u(f): 7:37am On Jun 06, 2018
"Sex life is 90% relationship ".

Wow. shocked

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by lovewizzy09: 8:04am On Jun 06, 2018
Hmm, I doubt your story. Is that what you call a relationship of 3 years? It looks more like you where talking to a casual friend you just have sex with, you where even the one who told her you can't continue with the relationship yourself. No emotions at all, you sounded like oh, okay I'm gone!

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Caring0(m): 8:14am On Jun 06, 2018
front4line:


Go and date any girl that as given birth before.
No matter what your dick sha no fit fat or long passs a child n even it is bigger n they have enough space n experience in them to handle bigger dicks.


Yes bro. Thanks very much I considered this. There is even one I am currently eyeing but I will then have to accept someone else's child as mine.
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Nobody: 9:39am On Jun 06, 2018
Olifiz:
Check if she’s circumcised

Circumcision have nothing to do with tight cervix.

@Op, please let go of the girl before you destroy her genitals for another upcoming man.

Maybe you need to always inform any girl you wanted to date about the size so as to avoid emotional pains.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Barzinime(m): 1:55pm On Jun 06, 2018
You want to see his big dick pic?

Seems you are already fantasizing(if i handle this dick ehn) about it grin

slotA4:
Fake story!


Where is the picture of your big dick or you stop deceiving yourself with made up story.
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by ferdybillion(m): 2:14pm On Jun 06, 2018
Big cassava wahala

Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by GuntersChain(m): 4:36pm On Jun 06, 2018
kongrats wesley pipes.
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Flamezzz: 8:03pm On Jun 06, 2018
farano:
Hmmm
Farano...Farano I love your top, dash me nah tongue

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Olifiz(m): 8:25pm On Jun 06, 2018
may032:


Circumcision have nothing to do with tight cervix.

@Op, please let go of the girl before you destroy her genitals for another upcoming man.

Maybe you need to always inform any girl you wanted to date about the size so as to avoid emotional pains.

I don’t understand o. Do u know what cervix is. Someone is having pains in her vagina u talking about an organ far inside her reproductive system. He said he’s dick is big n hurts her he didn’t say he’s sick is long n touching her cervix n hurting her. The OP never mentioned where she said she enjoys the sex n feel pain it’s just pain. To much of my knowledge circumcised women don’t enjoy sex only pain most times. So that’s why I told him to check if she’s circumcised. Thanks

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