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My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 3:24pm On Jun 22, 2018 |
MY NYSC DIARY AND
21 DAYS IN CAMP
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 3:25pm On Jun 22, 2018 |
MY NYSC DIARY AND 21 DAYS IN CAM
SEASON 2 EPISODE 1 “Ibadan people
will have an accident, stand up, curse
the driver, then fall down and die”
8th of January 2016 was the much
awaited date most redeployed corpers
in oyo state are waiting for. Eniola,
the girl I sat with in the luxurious bus
(on our way back home from camp)
and I are always in close contact to
know when we will get to Ibadan for
another round of registration. Bibie,
on the other hand has finally moved
to Ibadan permanently. It seems some
of her relatives are residing there also
her camp boyfriend is now an
oyocorper, so she’s got all the reasons
why she should stay in Ibadan. Aside
from my Uncle that stays in ibadan, I
have no other person there. Although
I spent 3 good years at the polytechnic
Ibadan, only few of my friends are
still there. I even heard some of them
are married. Na wa o. I wonder what
is still keeping me single. I packed all
things that are available for packing
on the 8th of January. I never thought
about where I would stay yet but I
know as long as I am in Ibadan, I
know my way. Se na Iwo road,
monathan, Academy, Oremeji, Bodija,
Sango, U.I, Apete, Idi Bere, Apata,
name them. I don root all those places
tire. So I know am in safe hands no
matter what. I left my base in Ogun
state at 7am, bidding my family and
friends farewell to continue my NYSC
adventure but this time, it will be my
LIFE AS A CORP MEMBER IN IBADAN.
I got to the NYSC secretariat at
10.10am. All the area was jam packed
with corpers all wearing their NYSC
kits. My OBS girls are still not in
Ibadan yet. They were given a
different dates. Eka went back to
AkwaIbom for her convocation while
Jessica is still enjoying her break in
Owerri. THE REGISTRATION PALAVA
By the time I was through with the
registration, I was so tired that I
couldn’t even remember the capital of
Oyo state. We were told to come back
for the collection of our posting letter
in two weeks’ time. I had to move to
my uncle’s house for the time being,
pending the time the posting letter
will be out. It has just been a normal
routine of eating, sleeping, browsing
and eating all through my time there.
Ibadan was just boredom! During this
period, Seyi and I talked on the phone
virtually every day. She was still sad
that she couldn’t see me ever since we
left camp. She has virtually told all
her friends and relatives about me.
One of her relatives often call me “My
in law’’ whenever we talk on phone
and I was like “In law bawo”? (In
TKM’s voice) According to Seyi, life as
a corp member in Enugu (The coal
city) doesn’t seems to be what she
actually thought it would be and she
really regret her decision picking that
state. I had to encourage her and
assure her that one of these days, she
will come and spend some time with
me and am sure Eka and Jessica would
be very happy to see her. : |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 3:26pm On Jun 22, 2018 |
EPISODE 2
“A typical Ibadan man sprays all his
money at
a party and treks home”
19th of January was here! 9.10am, I
was at
the secretariat at Agodi putting on my
NYSC
Kit. I could see lots of familiar faces
this time
around unlike the previous time I was
here.
Some of the people who knew me
started
hailing me shouting OBS! OBS! I
laughed and
greeted each of them with the
customary
handshake. I inherited that name at
the
variety night when I performed a song
for the
OBS crew. We were all catching some
good
time together, discussing about the
events
that happened back in Kangere. One
of the
guys started imitating the camp
commandant,
Captain Balal and how he walked with
his
walking stick and everyone bursted
into
laughter. Within minutes, we’ve
created a
scene whereby some corp members
who
camped in Kangere also joined us.
When it
was past 10am, the NYSC officials
started
arriving one by one. The office in-
charge of
the sharing of the posting letter was
still
empty. Everyone was standing in the
sun
waiting for them to answer us. About
15
minutes later, a woman showed up
and she
entered the office. She came out some
minutes later with loads of files in her
hands.
Two corp members also assisted her
in
bringing out the rest of the files from
the office.
She shouted that everyone should
please
listen to their name as she will be
calling the
name. The woman was a typical
Ibadan
woman because the way she was
pronouncing the name was in oyo
accent.
Everyone was laughing each time she
calls
the name and it got to a point she
wanted to
mention an Edo names, that was what
scattered the whole place.
LovethIgbinedion
turned to LofetIgiedion! Chai! The
woman don
murder person name o. All the corp
members
there laughed really hard. Some
people
laughed hard to the extent that they
were
rolling on the bare floor with their
whites. At
that point, the woman said “
Oloribuunigbogbo
yin” (All of you are mad) It is not you
people’s
fault. Na me unadey use dey laugh
abi? Oya,
make una come pick una file by una-
self. We
rushed to where she is and we started
checking out for our files. It was
getting rowdy
already and the woman shouted
again, do you
want to tearing the files? Ehn! (See
English)
Ofo le se (you will all get wasted) we
were all
laughing. I got my file and I was
shocked to
see where I was being posted.
To be continued… read morr on www.emperorblog.com.ng |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by dlawnoni: 12:28am On Jun 24, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 5:43am On Jun 24, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by dlawnoni: 7:46am On Jun 24, 2018 |
yhungbrowhne:No problem |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 9:02am On Jun 24, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 9:03am On Jun 24, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by dlawnoni: 9:11am On Jun 24, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 9:17pm On Jun 25, 2018 |
EPISODE 3 “The world cannot end
tomorrow because Ibadan girls still
use spoon to drink viju milk” Name: I
am Ola Olowo PPA: Rural day
grammar school Local govt: Igbo
onirin So na school dem post me go?
Chai! I was under the tree
contemplating on how I was going to
cope when I heard someone called my
name. OBS, how far now? Only one
person has that voice, it was Goddy
the Goddynator! OBS: Goddy, how far
now? Goddy: OBS, I dey. I just enter
Ibadan yesterday night o OBS: Nawa
o. And you no fit call me abi? Goddy:
No vex jare. How your side now? OBS:
I just dey. I come collect my posting
letter and na where dem post me go I
dey here dey reason. Goddy: Where
dem post you go? OBS: Na one public
school joor Goddy: See you. Na one
grammar school sefdem post me go
OBS: Ehnehn, make I see naa I
collected his file and what I saw
shocked me Name: Godwin Philip
PPA: Rural day grammar school I
screamed for Joy! Na the same place
them post us go o. You sure? Goddy
asked? I gave him my file to see and
he screamed also. OBS! OBS! OBS! We
go make things happen for that
school, Goddy said. I dey tell you. I
replied. Olamide? I heard a female
voice calling me then I looked around
only to see Precious and Bisi coming
my way. What? Am I dreaming? I
couldn’t believe my eyes. Were you
girls posted to Oyo state? I asked no
one in particular but precious replied
first. Precious: Yes o Ola. I was posted
to oyo but I had to go to Lokoja first
before coming here. OBS: That’s good.
You come for your posting right?
Precious: Yeah. Na one yeye place
dem carry me go joor OBS: Ehya, Bisi,
where dem carry you go? Bisi: Na one
primary school like that jare. Na
school dem post 90% of us go except
people wey bring letter from any
company or organization OBS: Na God
go help us jare Amen o. They all
answered. Goddy and I decided to go
to our local government so that we
could sign all necessary document and
resume duties ASAP. We took a
straight bike from Agodi to the school.
The school has a very big compound.
We could also sight other corp
members that was posted tothe school
too. After the filling of all the
necessary forms, we were told to
resume the next Monday, January 25.
According to my research, Rural day is
one of the oldest schools in that area.
The popular Gbagi market is not far
from the school. It is just the same
lane and it also has some sort of
short-cuts and sharp corners which
links up the school and the market
within minutes. The next Monday,
Goddy and I resumed to the school
alongside some corp members like
ourselves. I was given government to
teach while Goddy was given
integrated science. I remembered one
of those days he told his student to
draw a skeleton. Na there I know say
Skeleton get family. Godwin showed
me one of the drawings and I almost
ran mad. Na Skeleton be this? Godwin
asked me. This one no be skeleton,
this one naSkelemba. I replied. To be
continued… |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 9:17pm On Jun 25, 2018 |
EPISODE 3 “The world cannot end
tomorrow because Ibadan girls still
use spoon to drink viju milk” Name: I
am Ola Olowo PPA: Rural day
grammar school Local govt: Igbo
onirin So na school dem post me go?
Chai! I was under the tree
contemplating on how I was going to
cope when I heard someone called my
name. OBS, how far now? Only one
person has that voice, it was Goddy
the Goddynator! OBS: Goddy, how far
now? Goddy: OBS, I dey. I just enter
Ibadan yesterday night o OBS: Nawa
o. And you no fit call me abi? Goddy:
No vex jare. How your side now? OBS:
I just dey. I come collect my posting
letter and na where dem post me go I
dey here dey reason. Goddy: Where
dem post you go? OBS: Na one public
school joor Goddy: See you. Na one
grammar school sefdem post me go
OBS: Ehnehn, make I see naa I
collected his file and what I saw
shocked me Name: Godwin Philip
PPA: Rural day grammar school I
screamed for Joy! Na the same place
them post us go o. You sure? Goddy
asked? I gave him my file to see and
he screamed also. OBS! OBS! OBS! We
go make things happen for that
school, Goddy said. I dey tell you. I
replied. Olamide? I heard a female
voice calling me then I looked around
only to see Precious and Bisi coming
my way. What? Am I dreaming? I
couldn’t believe my eyes. Were you
girls posted to Oyo state? I asked no
one in particular but precious replied
first. Precious: Yes o Ola. I was posted
to oyo but I had to go to Lokoja first
before coming here. OBS: That’s good.
You come for your posting right?
Precious: Yeah. Na one yeye place
dem carry me go joor OBS: Ehya, Bisi,
where dem carry you go? Bisi: Na one
primary school like that jare. Na
school dem post 90% of us go except
people wey bring letter from any
company or organization OBS: Na God
go help us jare Amen o. They all
answered. Goddy and I decided to go
to our local government so that we
could sign all necessary document and
resume duties ASAP. We took a
straight bike from Agodi to the school.
The school has a very big compound.
We could also sight other corp
members that was posted tothe school
too. After the filling of all the
necessary forms, we were told to
resume the next Monday, January 25.
According to my research, Rural day is
one of the oldest schools in that area.
The popular Gbagi market is not far
from the school. It is just the same
lane and it also has some sort of
short-cuts and sharp corners which
links up the school and the market
within minutes. The next Monday,
Goddy and I resumed to the school
alongside some corp members like
ourselves. I was given government to
teach while Goddy was given
integrated science. I remembered one
of those days he told his student to
draw a skeleton. Na there I know say
Skeleton get family. Godwin showed
me one of the drawings and I almost
ran mad. Na Skeleton be this? Godwin
asked me. This one no be skeleton,
this one naSkelemba. I replied. To be
continued… |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 9:19pm On Jun 25, 2018 |
EPISODE 4 “Ibadan girls know more
INCANTATIONS than bible verses,
#Fact #” Those were my two best
subjects in my secondary school days.
Even though I have currently lost
interest in the subject because of the
way things are done in this country, I
still have some sort of interest in it
especially when it comes to the
historical aspect of it. I wonder why
history is no longer common in our
educational set up now a days. No
wonder most of the students
nowadays knows nothing about what
has happened in the past regarding
our government. That made me
remember the incident that happened
in my class during one of the days I
was teaching them. Doing a brief
introduction about the students, they
are the set of students I never knew
still existed. Kudos must go to the Oyo
state government for all the
unnecessary strikes they caused as a
result of not paying the teachers. Now
back to the real issue, I was teaching
them the military system of
government and after explaining how
it all started and ended, I decided to
throw a cheap question to the class
before rounding up the class for the
day, then I asked. Who was in power
in 1983? The whole class was silent.
Then I asked again, I said who was in
power in 1983? Silence followed again
then I decided to ask in Yoruba
language. Abi e gbo n i? (Didn’t you
hear me?) Ani ta lo waniijobani 1983?
I said who was in power in 1983?
Then one short boy named Debo
sitting towards the back and also
known for his mischievous act raised
up is hands and said “TayeTaiwo”. All
the class erupted into laughter. TO BE
CONTINUED…. |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 3:17pm On Jun 26, 2018 |
EPISODE 5 “With current recession, an
Ibadan parent will still collect tithe
and offering during morning
devotion.” Even I myself didn’t know
when I joined them in laughing too. It
was also alarming too to discover that
most of these students are ageing. I
could see the files of some of the
student in SS1 and I was shocked
when I was seeing 25yrs, 24yrs,23yrs!
What was the parents of this kids
looking when their child is still in
SS1,SS2 at that age? When will they
finish higher institution, serve, get a
good job before getting married? I will
use this avenue to please advise every
parent reading this piece to please
endeavor to send their kids to school
at their young age. Imagine a class
where co-student calls themselves,
Aunty this, Aunty that. It is serious.
There are even cases of students
toasting corpers? That was the case of
corperIfeoma aka the forming corper.
Ifeoma could be tagged as one of the
big man’s daughter (if you know what
I mean). She believes she was better
than any of the corpers in the school,
even when we go for CDS, She dey
show herself wella. Although I don’t
have any issue with her but Goddy
didn’t like her for a bit. Ify and I do
exchange pleasantries once in a while
but the reverse was the case when it
comes to Goddy. Living with my Uncle
was becoming tiring. I called Goddy to
discuss with him if we could both get
an apartment together which will be
closer to the school. After two months,
we were able to raise some money
and we searched for an apartment
which was just some few kilometers
away from the school, unknowing to
us that that was where Ify, the
forming corper lives. Our house was
called the Binary house because the
landlord was very popular in the area
and everybody knows him as Baba
Binary but what we failed to know is
that this house was where our
adventure will start from. The house
has twelve rooms with two boy’s
quarter. Life in that house was a case
for another day because the humans
living there are a set of mad people.
The landlord uses three rooms with
his two wives, Mr. Caleb who works
with the ministry of information also
uses two rooms. Baba Ibeji’s room was
the one before ours. He has 5 kids and
he uses just a room. This man is a
clown but there is this thing about
him and his wife. They never allow us
to sleep at night. Whenever they fight
in their room, it’s like a royal rumble
wrestling competition. His wife was
also like Nai-Jax in WWE. They never
got tired. If they don’t fight within a
week, my dear brother, something is
wrong. TO BE CONTINUED….
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by victoria2000(f): 3:53am On Jun 27, 2018 |
I love this...lord willn,wud be a corper soon...amen...sis ride on,am enjoyn ur experience nd ordeal....eager for part 7 |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by victoria2000(f): 3:54am On Jun 27, 2018 |
aw can i open a diary pls? |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 6:34am On Jun 27, 2018 |
victoria2000: a diary ? cant understand u ma |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 6:35am On Jun 27, 2018 |
victoria2000: amen. buh am not a sis am bro. u can visit www.emperorblog.com.ng 1 Like |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:48pm On Jun 27, 2018 |
EPISODE 6 “If an Ibadan man was the
owner of blackberry, BBM smileys
would have had tribal marks.” THE
FIRST ALLOWY God bless my able
country Nigeria! Goddy and I have
been living together for two weeks
now and we were awaiting the alert of
the first allowy in 2016 not knowing
that the federal government will play
a fast one on us. When we got to
Ibadan, we were made to open
another account where the Oyo state
government will be paying us
therefore rendering the Zenith bank
account useless. We were made to
open a Union bank account while we
were also told that the Oyo state
government will be paying us a state
allowy of N4000 monthly. No be only
federal government sef be scam, the
Oyo state government was also a
culprit. One of my sister who happens
to be in the same PPA with me told
me not to put mind on it because it
was not regular. The foodstuffs we
had at home was getting down daily.
No federal or state allowy show face!
Na there I know say we don enter one
chance. One day, Goddy suggested
that we should speak with one woman
beside our house that sells foodstuffs
named Mama Kadijat, Mama K for
short. After much deliberation, we
both summon courage to meet this
woman if she can assist us with
foodstuffs till the end of the month.
Later in the evening, we got to Mama
K’s shop. Ah, eyinCorperema kale
(Corpers, good evening). Mama K
greeted us immediately she sighted us.
Adupe ma (Thanks you Ma), I replied.
I informed the woman about what we
came for. After much pleading and
promise not to fail her, she agreed to
give us the food items we needed.
During our CDS, the following week,
we were briefed that the main reason
we didn’t see allowy was because we
have already been paid the money for
December in camp, therefore before
we can see any alert, it will be
towards the second week of February.
Yeeeeeeeeee! And we promised to
settle Mama K at the ending of
January. When it was on the 28th of
January, Goddy suggested we had to
leave the house to save ourselves
from any embarrassment from this
woman. You can never predict Mama
K. I can never forget her encounter
with Baba Ibeji. After one of the bout
between him and his wife, Mama Ibeji
left angrily the next day to God knows
where leaving Baba Ibeji with 5 kids
to feed. When he couldn’t sort things
out with the available cash he has, he
visited Mama K to collect foodstuffs
from her with the view to pay back in
two weeks. Two weeks came like a
flash and he couldn’t meet up with
the agreement made with Mama K.
The guy man had to run away from
home for some days and the very day
he had in mind to come around past
10, he jammed Mama K infront of his
door step. Na that day I know say
Mama K was once a local wrestler.
Other co tenants tried to separate
them but this woman will not take all
those s–t not until Baba Ibeji was
bleeding from the mouth. Back to the
Present God helping us, allowy
entered at a time nobody expected it
to. It was what you can call an August
visitor. Goddy called me immediately
he got his and we both promised to
meet at the Tantalizer at Iwo road to
use the Atm machine there. My dear
readers, if only we knew what would
befall us, we would have gone to
another place. On this fateful morning,
Goddy and I met infront of the
restaurant to meet a queue of people
waiting to use the machine too. We
got nearer to them and I asked a
woman. Please, are you the last
person here? Then the woman
responded almost immediately, “I will
always be the first and not the last”
heeeeeee! I screamed in my mind!
Ibadan people don come again o. |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:52pm On Jun 27, 2018 |
“It is only in an Ibadan fast food that
you will see “Meat pie N120….Meatpie
(With Gen) N1500” I just kept quiet
and I waited till it got to my turn.
Goddy moved to the Atm machine
and slotted his card in and what we
both saw surprised us. The machine
was asking us to select our preferred
language then I selected Yoruba
language. The next thing I heard was
“Ekaboo..Jowotenombaasiri
re” (Welcome, please enter your secret
number) Goddy was still opening his
mouth, getting surprised at the level
of technology in Ibadan. In all my
years in Lagos and Ogun, I have
NEVER seen this type of machine in
my life. I don’t know what happened
to Godwin that made him forget his
pin number because all I was hearing
was “Nombaasiri re kojoirawon, jowo
tee nombaasiri re” I have heard that
two times before I said, Goddy, wetin
happen now? Naso hunger make you
forget your pin? Abeg type better
thing joor make wecomot for here. At
the 3rd attempt that Goddy input a
wrong pin, the machine said, “Mo
mope oloribuuni e. (I know you are
foolish) Ole siniepelu.(And you are a
thief)Oleeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Thief)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My dear brother, the
rest they said was history. If you are
conversant with Iwo road very well,
you will know that there is always a
stand by police van always at alert.
Two policemen started coming
towards the restaurant. Hmmmmm,
who says Usian Bolt is the fastest man
in the world? He never compete with
us naa. Are you still asking what
happened next? Well, OYO is your
case naa…. |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by emperorblog(m): 12:17pm On Jul 04, 2018 |
EPISODE 9
“Struggles are required in order to
survive in
life, because in order to stand up, you
gotta
know what falling down is like”
I no fit cry as a big boy. That was
when it
was dawn on me that this girl played
me.
Where could she be at just 9.17am?
She can’t
tell me she was still sleeping or she
was in the
church already when we’ve both
concluded
that I will be in her house before
10am.
I braced up myself and I took a cab
going to
Iwo road. It’s been 3 years I visited my
former school so I decided to use the
opportunity to visit my department,
check out
the environment before going to U.I.
The
polytechnic Ibadan has changed a
little unlike
how I left it in 2013. The hostel was
quiet
except for some echoes of Church
programs
coming from the south side in one of
the
classes. There is also some bunch of
guys on
the field playing soccer and beside the
field
were some Bike men with SUG vest.
North! I
told the bike man.
Bike man: N40
Me: What? Kilode? (What happened?)
Bike man: Boo se n wonuu (That is the
current amount we charge)
Me: Oga o (Na wa o)
The Bike man started shouting, Apete,
North!
Apete North! He was waiting for one
more
passenger. Things have really changed
within
the space of 2013 and now. Challenge
from
Toll gate was N100 before, now it is
N120.
Iwo road from challenge was N80
before, now
it is N100. Now, a bike from the south
at the
polytechnic Ibadan which was N20
before to
the North was N20 before, now it is
N40.
What is this N20 difference all about?
Challenge, Sango, Iyana Poly, Eleyele,
Monathan, idiabe, idiarere,
Bodija,gbagi,
iwofun. All this places I mentioned as
1 thing
in common and it is N20 change that
has
been added to the cost of transport.
Ibadan
Sha! Sangeni o( Na change o). A guy
came,
climbed the bike and we zoomed off.
While I
was on the bike, I was admiring the
building
which was being constructed beside
Wema
bank. This people sha! And dem go
say
money no dey? There is also a gigantic
building beside the administrative
block which
was just newly built. Na wa o. This
school
don change small o! I said within me.
Within
some minute, I was at my department.
The
public administration department!
The best
department in the whole school,
argue that at
your own peril because I know you
can’t beat
that (In Enzo Amore’s voice)
TO BE CONTINUED…
EPISODE 10
“BREAKING NEWS! KFC closes all
branches
in Ibadan. Report says people just
come in,
take pictures and leave.”
I checked out my department all
round and I
could see just some little changes. In
front of
my department, I could see a tape
which was
done/ commissioned by one of the
craziest
lecturer we have then Mrs. Akinseye
and
some group of people. Am sure the
student
will enjoy this new infrastructure. I
could
remember back then, if there was
something
we suffered for in the hostel, it was
water.
When we got tired, we had to look for
a house
elsewhere around Apete, thanks to my
Fantastic guys. We were known as The
Fantastic 4 back then (A.y, Benji, Ugo
and I).
School was fun with these guys! You
can
never find their part two elsewhere
again,
believe me. Talking of Apete, there
was this
plank bridge we used to pass then
while the
main bridge was still under
construction. It
was always fair during the dry season
but
anytime it gets to the raining season,
it was
like hell. As a matter of fact, this
bridge killed
2 students during my stay there.
When I got
there, I was amazed to see that the
bridge
has been completed. Big ups to the
Oyo state
government for the wonderful job. I
was
happy to see cars, bus, and bikes
moving
freely on the bridge. I could also sight
a new
shopping complex around the place
too. The
construction of the bridge has
brought
development to the area of Apete. I
walked
towards the bridge, located a woman
cooking
noodles and egg. I ordered for a plate
of
noodles with 2 fried eggs. After eating,
I had
a little discussion with the woman and
from
our discussion; she informed me that
the
bridge was completed around 2014
that was a
year after I left. I thanked the woman
and I
continued my journey back to my
department.
I took a stroll down to the gate that
linked the
polytechnic Ibadan with the
University of
Ibadan. I sat down on one of the
chairs at the
security office awaiting the arrival of a
bike
which will take me to the Zoo. After
20
minutes of waiting, I spotted one,
waved it
down and off we went. Straight to the
Zoo!
The bike man and I had a little chat on
our
way, telling me the tales of the Zoo
and it was
shocking when he told me the
Elephant which
was popularly called “Biodun” had
died in
2014. I was surprised. The last time I
came
here in 2002, the Elephant was still
there hale
and hearty. In a matter of minutes, we
were in
front of the Zoo.I paid the man and he
zoomed off. The place has really
changed
unlike the first time I came here 14
years ago.
It has been renovated and everything
was
well coordinated but the ticket was
now N500.
My small bag was checked before I
went in
by the security personnel at the
entrance. The
Zoo is open for everybody from
8.30am-6.30pm daily. What I saw
there can’t
be explained. Different sorts of birds,
monkeys, chimpanzees and baboon.
The
crocodiles were well caged and a
notice was
written that no one should go close to
the gate
where they were kept. I also visited
the
sections where all sort of snakes was
kept;
the cobra, phyton, etc. I saw the giant
land
tortoise, stallion and mare, colourful
peacocks,
giraffes, giant Eland, Honeybadger,
ostrich,
Emu, Hyena and the king of all
animals, THE
LION!
TO BE CONTINUED…. read more on www.emperorblog.com.ng |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by emperorblog(m): 12:19pm On Jul 05, 2018 |
EPISODE 11 “One Ibadan girl just said
TFC and KFC are twin brothers. Taiwo
and Kehinde friend chicken. I cried”
Initially I was lost. I couldn’t see the
lion but I was hearing a huge sound
like that of a big speaker coming from
somewhere in the Zoo but I thought
there was a church service going on
and the pastor was probably at the top
of his voice. I asked the Popcorn seller
where the lion was. It was at that
point that the lion was roaring. Then
he simply said; that is it! Mehn, God is
wonderful! An hour later, my peeps
arrived. Eka was looking beautiful
with her make up as usual while
Jessica was looking stunning. It just
shows that they are enjoying the city
of Ibadan. Some minutes later, Sylvia
and Precious showed up. They were
really looking good I must confess. I
paid for their tickets and we all
moved in. It was one of the best
moments have had this year. They
were really cracking me up and I was
enjoying their company. We took
different sorts of pictures together all
thanks to Eka, the talented
photographer and model among us.
When it was past 5, we all left the
place and went to our different homes
hoping to have such outing again very
soon and probably after our passing
out. THE ROBBERY INCIDENCE When
you talk of notorious armed robbers
in Nigeria, you mention the likes of
Lawrence Anini, and co, but in this
case in this part of Ibadan, the
Alamala boys is well popular. They
have been raging the area for some
time now it seems the police couldn’t
see anything to do about them. On the
5th of August, on a typical Friday
night was the day Goddy and I will
never forget in a long while.Goddy
and I was watching a movie on
African magic on our Go-TV decoder.
We were so engrossed in the movie so
much that we couldn’t hear that Baba
Ibadan was screaming at the top of
his voice,”yeeeeeeeee, mogbe o! Egba
mi o! We thought it was the usual
stunt that Baba Ibadan and his wife do
pull whenever they are fighting. This
your Uncle don start again this night.
Goddy said. I tell you. Am getting
tired of this house. If not that we just
have some few months left, I would I
suggested that we should park out of
this house. I replied. Almost
immediately, we heard “kokoko on
our door. Who be that? Goddy said
while standing up from the bed.
Immediately he unlocked the door
with the key, the person outside the
door kicked the door with his leg. I
was startled where I sat. Goddy was
also shocked too and he was about to
tear for the person when we saw the
Ak47 held by the person that entered,
I knew we are in for a long thing. TO
BE CONTINUED
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by emperorblog(m): 12:20pm On Jul 05, 2018 |
EPISODE 12 “Ibadan
babes be like “ afe lo se soping
(shopping) nisoprite (shoprite), se emo
telewa? (we want to go and sop in
shoprite, will you follow us)” Corper,
corperehhhhhhhhh……..(In Phyna’s
voice) The girl in a mask said
accompanied with two other guys who
didn’t bother to use their mask but
with the equipments in their hands,
you dare not look their face twice. Na
una be the male corperweydey for
this house abi? Oya, weyuna money?
One of them asked no one in
particular. Goddy and I was shivering
where we knelt down. We no get any
money. Goddy managed to say.
Kpoooaaa! That was the next thing I
heard. One of the guys slapped
Godwin. Eleribuuni yin. (Unadey mad)
One of them spoke in a typical Ibadan
dialect. Erope mi o ri yin nigbati e lo
gbaalawi yin abi? (You think I didn’t
see you guys when you went to
withdraw your allowy?) Eda mi lounki
n to change e fun yin (Answer me
before I change it for you) Like a
flash, I took hold of the trousers I had
put on to school today, brought out
my wallet and hand it over to them.
Godwin also stood up and gave them
his wallet too. Omo! Alawin la won
people yisha! (Guy, this people no get
money o) One of the robbers said.
From the corner of my eyes, I can see
the one with the wallet showing the
content of our wallet to the girl and
the other guy. Out of annoyance, the
Ibadan guy among them spoke, Eya
were ni? Se eyintimorini bank, se
iyetiowo yin ku le leyi? (Are you guys
mad? Were you not the one I saw at
the bank earlier today? Is this the
amount left? He asked angrily. Daddy,
I managed to say. Ati san gbeseti a je
nibe, owo to ku, afi se obe. (Daddy,
we’ve paid some debt inside and the
remaining one, we had to cook some
soup.) Ibadan robber: Wey the soup?
TO BE CONTINUED… read more on www.emperorblog.com.ng |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by emperorblog(m): 12:06pm On Jul 06, 2018 |
EPISODE 13
“Ibadan girls can still ask someone in
a BBM group “are you on BBM?” I
managed to stand up and took him to
where our pot of soup was. I could
hear Godwin sniffing. That signifies
one thing, He is surely crying! Why
won’t he cry when the first soup we
would cook with Turkey and some
fishes is being taken away by some
guys who never worked for it? Our
God is a great God! Immediately they
held the pot, something miraculous
happened. Nepa took off the light and
instantaneously, we started hearing
the sound of a siren! AwonOjoti de!
Awonojoti de (The police has come,
the police has come!) They dropped
the pot and started heading outside.
So thief sefdey fear police. Everything
went calm for about 30 minutes just
for the sound of the siren. We were
expecting the police to come in but
we didn’t see any. The sound of the
siren was now louder and it seems it
was closer to us. Not quite long, Nepa
restored the light. Goddy stood up
almost immediately and the first thing
he could think of was the soup. Thank
God dem no carry am go. He
whispered. I opened our door hoping
to trace where the sound of the siren
was coming from and guess what? It
was coming from Bababibeji’s room.
When did baba ibeji become a police
man? Out of curiosity, I barged into
his room and saw Baba Ibeji laying on
the floor unconscious with his head
hitting his old binatone rechargeable
lamp and his head hitting the small
button at the side of the lamp where
the siren sound was coming from. I
lifted him up and called Goddy for
help. People in other rooms came out
and to check out the damage that has
been done by the armed robbers.
With the help of other tenants, we
rushed Baba Ibeji to the clinic towards
the end of the second street. Trust
Ibadan clinics now, it’s one of the
places you won’t want to be especially
in a case of emergency. When I came
back from the clinic, I remembered I
haven’t seen the forming Corper, Ify
since the incidence. I went straight to
her door and knocked. Who is there?
Ify asked from inside with a croaked
voice. It’s like someone has been
crying all night or somewhat. What’s
wrong? What is the matter? Did they
do anything to you? That was all the
questions I asked her when I entered
her scattered room. Ify’s eyes had
swollen up and it just shows that she
has been crying all night long. I got
close to her, placed her head on my
shoulders while she was crying
uncontrollably. Ify, did they hurt you?
I asked the crying Ify. After some
minutes, she stopped crying, looked
up to me and said, I was raped!
Ewoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED… |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by emperorblog(m): 12:07pm On Jul 06, 2018 |
EPISODE 14 “It is
only in Ibadan that driver use hand to
trafficate even when the car trafficator
is still intact…You will be hearing “So
poo rowo mi? (Will you say you didn’t
see my hand?)” I couldn’t believe
what I just heard. The mama G was
raped! OMG! How can this people be
so heartless? Lot of things was
popping in my head. I left her room in
silence and headed to my own room
to know the state of my room. When I
got inside, I met Goddy eating. I
needed no invitation to join him.
Goddy: Guy, where you go now?
Wetindey do you? OBS: Guy, the thief
matter tire me joor.. I just hope Baba
Ibeji is just fine sha. Na who go take
care of his pikin? You no how mad his
wife be. Goddy: Wetin for pain me
pass na the soup wey we just cook. If
to say dem carry am go ehn, nah hin
for pain me pass. OBS: Did you know
they got to Ify’s room? Goddy: What?
Goddy exclaimed and in the process,
dropping the morsel of Eba in his
hands which dropped in the soup and
it spilled on my face! OBS: Wetindey
worry you now? (Trying to get water
to wash my face) Goddy: Guy, no vex.
The thing shock me now. Hope dem
no touch her sha. Even if dem touch
her, na she sabi. OBS: U wicked! What
if she is your sister? Goddy: Guy
forget that thing joor. After washing
my face, Goddy continued eating
while I was in search of my towel to
clean my face properly when I saw a
phone which was stained with soup. I
picked it and asked Goddy, where you
see phone now? Why you let your
mumu phone fall inside the soup?
Goddy: Guy, no be so. Na the time
wey I dey warm the soup nahin I
discover say he be like say something
wey strong dey inside. Checking it, I
see say na phone but I don’t have time
to check who owns it. I thought about
it very well and adding one plus one
together, this phone was owned by
one of the armed robbers and if there
is a way to catching the thieves, this
phone will be our guide. I cleaned the
phone and tried to power it on but it
seems the phone don drink soup tire.
I took it an engineer at Iwo road. After
about an hour, he got it working
again! TO BE CONTINUED… |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by emperorblog(m): 8:49am On Jul 08, 2018 |
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:16pm On Jul 11, 2018 |
EPISODE 15
“You sent her 1k recharge card, she
loaded it and now flashed u. U with
only N30 on your phone will now call
her and ask her if she has loaded it…
Bro come forward, No I won’t beat
you oh, Just come forward, Oyah keep
shouting FIRE!” Immediately I left the
engineer’s place, I went to the police
station. I met with the officer at the
counter and I requested to see the
DPO. I was taken to the DPO’s office
and I explained everything to him. He
sprung into work immediately, taking
the phone to the ICT department to
run some checks on the phone. I
never knew Ibadan people sef get
technology like that. I only see it in
American movies. The DPO thanked
me and promised to call me if there is
any development on it. When I got
home, I told Goddy about everything
and he advised I should be careful
because you can never trust police.
They can as well turn the case back to
your head. My people, na so he be? 6
days later, I received a call from the
DPO informing me that the gangs has
been arrested and I should come to
the station and see things for myself. I
was happy. Am not doing this for
anything but to know who actually led
them to our house and most
importantly, who raped Ify. About an
hour later, Goddy and I got to the
station. We went straight to the DPO’s
office and he was very happy to see
me. He thanked me for assisting them
in getting the boys. He called one of
the sergeant to bring one of the boys
that was arrested. Some minutes later,
two guys was dragged to the DPO’s
office and what I see made me want
to go mad. KABIRU AJANLEKOKO! I
screamed read more on www.emperorblog.com.ng |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:17pm On Jul 11, 2018 |
EPISODE 16
“Simple Maths, If you have N2OO and
your girl has N50, she now has N25O”
#Fact # Flashback We were in the staff
room gisting and talking aftersome
couple of lectures when Mr. Lanre,
one of the staffs of the school was
gisting us about things happening in
the school and the caliber of student
we have. He said most of them are
cultist and they are very dangerous.
He said KabiruAjanlekoko popularly
known as K1 among his peeps is their
gang leader. He said he has raped
some of the girls in the school but no
one dare report him to the school
authority because even the principal
is scared of him. He had showed the
principal some stunts which the
principal will never forget. Stunts like
bursting the tires of the principal,
stealing exam scripts and the peak of
it was when technology was poured
on his chair. Did you know what
technology is? Yoruba call it
“Werepe”. He was also known to toast
any female corper brought to the
school but if you know your way, you
might escape his wrath. Ify once told
me he toasted her and she had given
him a dirty slap. According to Ify, she
said he promised to show him and I
guess he has truly shown her. Isn’t it?
Initiating a robbery attack and in that
case, raping Ify. Back to the present
Ogacorper, kilonshele? Kabiru said.
Did you know him? The DPO asked
me. Yes, I know him. He is one of our
student in my school. Take him away.
The DPO ordered the sergent that
brought him in. We will investigate
this matter further and if possible, we
will have to come to your school to
see the principal. What about the
others? I asked him? Unfortunately we
met just 4 of them where they were
captured. We will get back to you as
soon as possible. Thank you very
much gentlemen corp members for
your assistance in the case. He shook
our hands and we left. I became much
closer to Ify so she could forget about
the bad incident that happened. I also
informed her that some of the robbers
has been captured and surprisingly
K1, was the leader of the robbers that
attacked us. It was really a bad
incident that I won’t forget in a hurry
and I prayed something of such
should not happen to me again. Life as
a corp member in Ibadan! read more,on www.emperorblog.com.ng |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 6:30pm On Jul 12, 2018 |
… EPISODE 17
“Gala is now N70, Handkerchief is
now N70, Titus Sardine is now N300,
smallest detergent is N30, Smallest
bread N80, Egg roll with half egg N80,
Is the trumpet not ready to be blown?
“THE KIDNAP INCIDENCE I woke up
this morning having a slight headache.
It was just as if I just finished a race
with Usian Bolt because the rate at
which I was breathing was quite
alarming. I just had a terrible
nightmare where I dreamt I was
kidnapped by some ritualist and we
were taken to an unknown
destination where we were all killed.
God Forbid! I breathed calmly then I
rose up from the bed to pray. After
praying for like 5 minutes, I looked up
and I was surprised to see Goddy
already dressed ready to go out.
Goddy: Obs, wetin do you? Why were
you breathing heavily like that? I saw
you when you woke up and all the
drama you were performing while
praying. What’s wrong? OBS: Guy, I
had a very bad dream. And you know
I don’t joke with my dreams. They
somehow come to pass if I am not
careful about it. Goddy: Guy, you don
come again with this your dream.
Abina because you no chop go sleep
yesterday nahindey affect you? OBS:
Oops! (Then it occurred to me that
truly we didn’t have anything for
dinner yesterday) Goddy: See you. Na
hungry dey do you. You better stand
up and let’s go for CDS joor. Goddy
was right. Hunger could make you
have a bad dream at times. The
economic recession going on in the
country is virtually affecting
everybody. Gone were those days
when you dream that you were eating
pounded yam, Jollof rice, fried rice,
Chicken, Turkey, even Elephant Meat.
Now a days, you can’t even dream of
such again. The economic recession
has affected the witches and wizards.
Dem sef don see food chop, talk-less
of giving to someone else? I brushed
aside the thought of the dream and
headed straight to the bathroom. After
15 minutes, I was back in the room
but the atmosphere I left it was not
the way I met it. TO BE CONTINUED… |
Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:27pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
Episode 18&19
EPISODE 18
“The brain is the most outstanding
organ. It
works for 24 hours, 365 days, right
from your
birth until you fall in love. Then the
foolishness
starts”
I saw Goddy singing a song in his local
dialect, thanking God with his phone
in his
hands. All I could do was to stand at a
point,
watching the drama that was being
performed
by Godwin. Obs, Lateef don show!
Godwin
said. Gerraheremehn. Today na 29
naa. I
replied. Check your phone. Godwin
replied.
Immediately I picked my phone and I
saw a
message from “UNIONBANK”, I was
smiling,
then I opened the message. Behold
federal
government has performed wonders.
Allowy
don show. I don see alert, Godwin! It
was a
good thing that we saw the alert this
morning
because we really don’t know what
we were
going to eat throughout today. Now I
confirmed the truth behind the adage
in the
local palace that says “when you no
get
money, nah in hunger go dey fire you
but
when you have money, you won’t fill
hungry.
How true is that (Oya, make una start
the
debate). Goddy, I will advise we go for
CDS
first, then immediately after CDS, we
will go to
the bank, then from the bank to the
market
before going home. I told Goddy. Guy,
forget
that thing o. We gats cash that money
first,
chop better thing before we dey go for
any
CDS o. To hell with CDS! Goddy said.
A
hungry man is indeed an angry man. I
had no
choice but to agree with him but if
only we
knew, we would have gone for CDS
first. It
was past 8 already when we left our
apartment, walking happily to the bus
stop
hoping aGood Samaritan would carry
us to the
bank along the road. Who says na
only
woman like taking lift? Corpers love it
more!
We got to the banking hall to meet
just a not
to long queue. We both filled the
withdrawal
slip and waited till it got to our turn.
Goddy
and I was at our able best cracking all
sorts
of jokes inside the bank. There was
this
middle aged man who was enjoying
everybit
of our show. The Unionbank officials
was like
“You this corpers, una don come again
abi?
Where is your withdrawal slip make
we
answer unajoor? One of them even
asked if
we both studied Comedy science in
school.
Everybody laughed. Few minutes
later, we
were done. I asked the security man
for the
way to the toilet and I quickly excused
myself
to visit the toilet. Na person wey chop
nah in
dey s–t. I had different plans. I
actually went
there to separate the money into
different
pocket. I’ve never done that before
but I don’t
know the spirit that led me there. Few
minutes
later, I was out of the toilet while
Godwin and
I strolled out of the bank to get abus
then we
saw a car parked beside us. When we
checked who it was, we discovered it
was the
man we met some few minutes ago at
the
bank. Hey Funny Corpers, where are
you
guys heading to? The man asked.
Acually sir,
we are going to Academy. Come in.
Let me
drop you guys off. The man replied.
Oga mi,
thank you sir. Goddy said happily and
he has
already opened the back door. I was
feeling
somehow about the whole thing and I
felt
reluctant to go inside the car.
Everything
seems strange and it’s just like a play
being
replayed. Goddy dragged me inside
the car
and the man zoomed off. O boy,
wetindey do
you now? You no know say this man
don
save us N100 so? That one buy
Kerosine
now. Goddy whispered into my ears.
The little
traffic caused by the long trailers was
really
making me pissed off because we are
late
already. Few minutes later, Goddy and
I was
feeling sleepy and before I could think
about
what was happening, everything went
black
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Re: My Nysc Diary And 21 Days In Camp (season 2) by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:28pm On Jul 13, 2018 |
Episode 18&19
EPISODE 18
“The brain is the most outstanding
organ. It
works for 24 hours, 365 days, right
from your
birth until you fall in love. Then the
foolishness
starts”
I saw Goddy singing a song in his local
dialect, thanking God with his phone
in his
hands. All I could do was to stand at a
point,
watching the drama that was being
performed
by Godwin. Obs, Lateef don show!
Godwin
said. Gerraheremehn. Today na 29
naa. I
replied. Check your phone. Godwin
replied.
Immediately I picked my phone and I
saw a
message from “UNIONBANK”, I was
smiling,
then I opened the message. Behold
federal
government has performed wonders.
Allowy
don show. I don see alert, Godwin! It
was a
good thing that we saw the alert this
morning
because we really don’t know what
we were
going to eat throughout today. Now I
confirmed the truth behind the adage
in the
local palace that says “when you no
get
money, nah in hunger go dey fire you
but
when you have money, you won’t fill
hungry.
How true is that (Oya, make una start
the
debate). Goddy, I will advise we go for
CDS
first, then immediately after CDS, we
will go to
the bank, then from the bank to the
market
before going home. I told Goddy. Guy,
forget
that thing o. We gats cash that money
first,
chop better thing before we dey go for
any
CDS o. To hell with CDS! Goddy said.
A
hungry man is indeed an angry man. I
had no
choice but to agree with him but if
only we
knew, we would have gone for CDS
first. It
was past 8 already when we left our
apartment, walking happily to the bus
stop
hoping aGood Samaritan would carry
us to the
bank along the road. Who says na
only
woman like taking lift? Corpers love it
more!
We got to the banking hall to meet
just a not
to long queue. We both filled the
withdrawal
slip and waited till it got to our turn.
Goddy
and I was at our able best cracking all
sorts
of jokes inside the bank. There was
this
middle aged man who was enjoying
everybit
of our show. The Unionbank officials
was like
“You this corpers, una don come again
abi?
Where is your withdrawal slip make
we
answer unajoor? One of them even
asked if
we both studied Comedy science in
school.
Everybody laughed. Few minutes
later, we
were done. I asked the security man
for the
way to the toilet and I quickly excused
myself
to visit the toilet. Na person wey chop
nah in
dey s–t. I had different plans. I
actually went
there to separate the money into
different
pocket. I’ve never done that before
but I don’t
know the spirit that led me there. Few
minutes
later, I was out of the toilet while
Godwin and
I strolled out of the bank to get abus
then we
saw a car parked beside us. When we
checked who it was, we discovered it
was the
man we met some few minutes ago at
the
bank. Hey Funny Corpers, where are
you
guys heading to? The man asked.
Acually sir,
we are going to Academy. Come in.
Let me
drop you guys off. The man replied.
Oga mi,
thank you sir. Goddy said happily and
he has
already opened the back door. I was
feeling
somehow about the whole thing and I
felt
reluctant to go inside the car.
Everything
seems strange and it’s just like a play
being
replayed. Goddy dragged me inside
the car
and the man zoomed off. O boy,
wetindey do
you now? You no know say this man
don
save us N100 so? That one buy
Kerosine
now. Goddy whispered into my ears.
The little
traffic caused by the long trailers was
really
making me pissed off because we are
late
already. Few minutes later, Goddy and
I was
feeling sleepy and before I could think
about
what was happening, everything went
black
out. read more cool and,interesting story on www.emperorblog.com.ng |
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