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Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Nobody: 8:37pm On Oct 06, 2020
Edyice:
Three years of dating grin .
You don't tell her the 1st year ,
you didn't tell her the 2nd year
I want to believe This is the 12th months of the 3rd grin ..



Now uncle is looking for someone who speaks English grin


When he has finally finish the bottom pot of this English speaking lady ( dude will say her English is TOO MUCH)

Men dey street dey rent shop , open shop and more .. at least when you date you must see what your woman love .. ( yes she love TV and shows )

What Happened to viewing centre and many more

Uncle is not wise TOO
Uncle just to try different gals ( that's what I SEE in his right up)
I'm glad you're beginning to have sense..
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Nobody: 8:42pm On Oct 06, 2020
Too much stories just for a break up..


why didn't you just break up at once instead of making it look like she's so stupid and unintelligent...

you don't Know what you've done to her emotionally..
you've destroyed her self worth completely..

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Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by SirMichael1: 8:49pm On Oct 06, 2020
DirtyGold:
Interest is quite different from intelligence though.
That someone doesn't have interest in things you like doesn't mean they aren't intelligent.
Yes, it is desirable to have proper general knowledge but it isn't compulsory.
Take people as they are and don't waste their time.

The things she knows, does she know them well? What is her memory like? What is her perspective on life and life issues? Does she have personality...? can she represent you? Can she man your home? Are her genes okay? etc. These and more are more important than knowing whether Buhari's party is APC or NTA or whether Messi is singer or basketballer

I am in no way excusing these slay queens with fish brain with empty skulls though.

What's tha business?
You're very knowledgeable and really intelligent. If you were of the opposite gender, I would send you a pm.

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Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Biglittlelois(f): 8:50pm On Oct 06, 2020
What offed me was when she typed "but I write my exams and pass" cheesy

Truly intelligence is totally different and way higher than brilliance.

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Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by fatymore(f): 8:56pm On Oct 06, 2020
I know things

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Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by themaestro08(m): 8:56pm On Oct 06, 2020
osamz007:
MAY UNA FREE NAIRALAND FROM ALL THIS RUBBISH TALK NA. WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP WAS SWEET WE NO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT IQ

Your head dey there bro, don't mind them. When den dey chop and clean mouth we no even know.

Now they are disturbing our peace angry

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Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Silentgroper(m): 8:56pm On Oct 06, 2020
WrittyWritter:


Please not all..don't use few people to judge everyone u will just say u dat u have not meant a girl dat is not a bimbo..instead of calling all of us bimbos
Damn! U spell badly 4 a writer if u really one. *met* is d word u wanted to write.
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by themaestro08(m): 9:01pm On Oct 06, 2020
Abdullazeez:
Bro you were too blunt. Not fair, you should have just broken up with her.
why all these unnecessary narrative

Bro these bitches deserve more than this......

I got the same from a lady in a rude manner.
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by WrittyWritter(f): 9:01pm On Oct 06, 2020
Silentgroper:
Damn! U spell badly 4 a writer if u really one. *met* is d word u wanted to write.

Oh I'm sorry..I guess u forgot dat I'm human..And it was an error..my keyboard changed it from met to meant
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Thattallgirl(f): 9:03pm On Oct 06, 2020
Wowwww... this should be an eye opener to ladies who are interested in not being called "average Nigerian girl".

The guy was too blunt tho. She probably would be questioning her worth now. But truth is, if she wants to learn, she'd see this as a stepping stone.

There are also bimbo guys too. All they know is sex and the likes. No tangible plans for their lives.

Someone who truly loves this girl in question, would tell her her flaws and be there to help her grow(only if she's ready to learn). It's obvious he didn't love her. Love is really unconditional!
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Biglittlelois(f): 9:09pm On Oct 06, 2020
[s]
Davash222:
How can a sensible man expect an average Nigerian girl to know 2% of all these

I don’t know what you guys think Nigerian girls are. The earlier you guys understand there’s nothing significant in fish head, the better for this country.
[/s]

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Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Silentgroper(m): 9:09pm On Oct 06, 2020
WrittyWritter:


Oh I'm sorry..I guess u forgot dat I'm human..And it was an error..my keyboard changed it from met to meant
Lies. The way u lots lie on auto correct dz days is outta dz world. As long as met is an english word, there is no way d auto correct woulda tampered wit d word.
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by themaestro08(m): 9:11pm On Oct 06, 2020
Preshieben:
Too much stories just for a break up..


why didn't you just break up at once instead of making it look like she's so stupid and unintelligent...

you don't Know what you've done to her emotionally..
you've destroyed her self worth completely..

But a typical Nigerian lady would not only do exactly what the guy did plus she will be rude and impolite.

I have been here.....
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by WrittyWritter(f): 9:18pm On Oct 06, 2020
Silentgroper:
Lies. The way u lots on auto correct dz days is outta dz world. As long as met is an english word, there is no way d auto correct woulda tampered wit d word.

It did..though I don't expect u to believe me..ur problem not mine..��
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by proclinician: 9:23pm On Oct 06, 2020
If this guy maintains this status as a requirement for a life partner then he may never get married. The number of Nigerian young girls that can meet up with that is not up to 1%. Best is to look out for the one that's a fast learner for the sake of your kids anyways and their IQ as determined by hereditary and their environment then find some attributes that can compensate for the deficiencies. When you get tired of the sex she offers, don't start cheating or seek divorce, these are not in the best interest of your kids just be fine and keep getting that pay-check. There's a difference between a man and a woman and I don't know if the guy understands.
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Silentgroper(m): 9:30pm On Oct 06, 2020
WrittyWritter:


It did..though I don't expect u to believe me..ur problem not mine..��
.okay i believe u dz one time. I'll be on d lookout though.
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by WrittyWritter(f): 9:33pm On Oct 06, 2020
Silentgroper:
.okay i believe u dz one time. I'll be on d lookout though.

Mad oo...NL police.. I hear u��
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Silentgroper(m): 9:43pm On Oct 06, 2020
WrittyWritter:

Mad oo...NL police.. I hear u��
grin
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Ahmad62(m): 9:49pm On Oct 06, 2020
OK you've said your own.. Next person on the queue please
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Nobody: 10:04pm On Oct 06, 2020
themaestro08:


But a typical Nigerian lady would not only do exactly what the guy did plus she will be rude and impolite.

I have been here.....
Sorry to ask

What's your own description of a typical Nigerian lady?
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by themaestro08(m): 10:21pm On Oct 06, 2020
Preshieben:
Sorry to ask

What's your own description of a typical Nigerian lady?

Barely use their intelligence - hardly engage herself in brain teasing games, knows little to nothing about current affairs, dumb and only knows a few celebrity personalities, full of pride and arrogance. And so on.

And the worst of it all we are at receiving end of this whole bull shit.

Speaking from a wealth of experience...

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Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Edyice: 11:01pm On Oct 06, 2020
Preshieben:
I'm glad you're beginning to have sense..


angry angry

Who told you I don't have sense or crazy dey your head..


You think some dude don't know what they are doing when they are sampling every gals for some period of time ..


You wait until we get together . I will have to treat you the way this dude treat this gal ...
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Edyice: 11:22pm On Oct 06, 2020
Biglittlelois:
[/b]What offed me was when she typed "but I write my exams and pass[b]" cheesy

Truly intelligence is totally different and way higher than brilliance

cheesy grin

I fall on the floor TOO

But she said the truth , I don't know any other intelligence that both of them can't sort out. The dude is interested in NEW BAE not all this story ( so the new bae won't watch TV or press her phone abi )


grin cheesy

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Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by JIMMY1393: 12:09am On Oct 07, 2020
Olajydeey:


Olodo she is the sender...

Lmao you wicked oh
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Nobody: 5:08am On Oct 07, 2020
themaestro08:


Barely use their intelligence - hardly engage herself in brain teasing games, knows little to nothing about current affairs, dumb and only knows a few celebrity personalities, full of pride and arrogance. And so on.

And the worst of it all we are at receiving end of this whole bull shit.

Speaking from a wealth of experience...
Oh well..

My own perception is quite different from yours...
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Nobody: 5:09am On Oct 07, 2020
Edyice:



angry angry

Who told you I don't have sense or crazy dey your head..


You think some dude don't know what they are doing when they are sampling every gals for some period of time ..


You wait until we get together . I will have to treat you the way this dude treat this gal ...

See you when you're 40 sir.....Or are you already 40?
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Nobody: 5:15am On Oct 07, 2020
Edyice:



You wait until we get together . I will have to treat you the way this dude treat this gal ...

We won't get to be together because You're 40 already and I'm still young....you may die soon

Morever,I can't be treated like that girl cos I'm unapologetically intelligent unlike you...if you doubt it
I love wrestling alot

Let's talk about it
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by themaestro08(m): 6:04am On Oct 07, 2020
Preshieben:
Oh well..

My own perception is quite different from yours...

What is your perception?
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Nobody: 6:12am On Oct 07, 2020
themaestro08:


What is your perception?
just like our mothers,I see a Nigerian lady as someone who is industrious, hardworking and hardly have time for politics,sports,art or even fashion or bbn whatever....
Good morning

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Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Uyi168: 6:55am On Oct 07, 2020
Preshieben:
Be calming down sir

Most of us know alot about politics,sport and others..
..
Not most..
Maybe few..
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by SirMichael1: 8:33am On Oct 07, 2020
Dirtygold: Thanks for the compliment.
I was only going to like your post and move on but, your signature caught my eyes... sounds right on the surface but actually isn't right.
You must confront your fears to conquer them. Getting that sorry and sincere apology from the one that hurt you will heal you faster than getting it from someone else. The uneasy things create the biggest impact... If you were oppressed and robbed in a hood in Mushin, go back to that particular hood in Mushin (targeting the same thugs) to get even if you must - you'd get better satisfaction that way.

What's tha business?
Give my signature another location. The 'place' in my signature could mean 'a person's heart' and trust me, my signature is very true in such instance.

Beside, it is not wise to return to a kidnapper and ask him to apologize. You're just setting yourself up for what you can't handle.
Re: The Best Breakup Message You Ever Read. by Edyice: 9:02am On Oct 07, 2020
Preshieben:
We won't get to be together because You're 40 already and I'm still young....you may die soon

Morever,I can't be treated like that girl cos I'm unapologetically intelligent unlike you...if you doubt it
[/b]I love wrestling alot

Let's talk about it[b]


Ok then , I want to believe you know JOHN CENA and ROMA REIGNS .

SEE how easy they out their opponent.. if you don't know that GOD HELP you when we meet grin

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