Excessnation:
You need my d**k in your life

eeeewww, I'm a guy man, and I'm not a gay

Excessnation:
I’m ready to shift your womb now

,,,,,


I don't get dat sir,,,,,,,,,


Can a male get womb,,,,?

I'm inside confusion's swimming pool,,,,,,☹️

Excessnation:
I want to shift your womb

that's just gay

jodpoundz:

like seriously anyway i know this question would come up, i am 24 i wount lie, i dont know how to woo a woman at my ageg, na my upbringing make me dull small, strict parents, anyway am free now, but its not too late or is it?

okay pele, just hi how are u doing n then pick a topic about whats happening in the country

this is why i love nairaland sharp sharp you guy have solve my problem, una still even give me jara join, anwsers with different combinations and combos, una too much thank you very much guys i appreciate. one love #endsars #reformnigeria

RedPhoenix:
She likes you already

Why complicate things.

Just get her digits and write how you feel for her telling her you have strong feelings for her. And that you respect her and that's why you didn't want to take it up with her personally

End the note by saying you'll understand if she doesn't feel the same way you do about her. But can't keep it to yourself.


Do this and keep mute she will continue from where you stop

bros you get sense.

jodpoundz:
this is why i love nairaland sharp sharp you guy have solve my problem, una still even give me jara join, anwsers with different combinations and combos, una too much thank you very much guys i appreciate. one love #endsars #reformnigeria

No go give her belle deny o, this one weh your body don deh sweet you already

SarutobiEky:
bros you get sense.

jodpoundz:
Experts on wooing babes pls i need your help, there is this girl i like i didnt know she like me until she told my brother bluntly that she like me about a month ago, but i dont know how to go about it becus i dont know wether she meant it or she just said it on a casual basis, she look strict on a normal day and i dont want to get the embarrasment of my life cus am not sure wether she feel the same, but i notice these days that she wear tight dresses when ever am around and she like asking me uneccesary questions maybe just to have a glance of my face but still am not sure, experts pls i need your experienced advise i dont want the girl to slip off my radar pls. abeg mature minds.

What you do for a living please

jodpoundz:

like yesterday she was asking me wether i saw her sis, something that she could just call her phone like isnt that uneccesary

.

what are you waiting for? that's the greenlight you need.
I think what you lack is COURAGE to talk to her. just have this in mind when you ask her out, either she accept or she didn't. the fact remains that she won't kill u.

lightwind:
No go give her belle deny o, this one weh your body don deh sweet you already

lol guy u wan tear my belle

parkervero:


Why do you make ladies look demigod?
Call her to come over with the face that looks like you dominate the environment and the conversation and tell her that you like her, don't show too much seriousness to it so it won't make you look like simp or something just tell her "I like you", and I would want us to hangout together. That's it. The situation will further help you with what to say, don't let your voice shake or stutter. And if you saw any guy with her don't feel jealous otherwise you will appear insecure around her.

.. *claps hand*.

way to go bozz.

bt i dnt see any sign of begging to enta dm in dat write up

Silentgroper:
.. *claps hand*.

way to go bozz.

bt i dnt see any sign of begging to enta dm in dat write up

I don dey beg for DM since morning na I'm still on it.

parkervero:

I don dey beg for DM since morning na I'm still on it.

. Alright bozz. Keep it up. Dnt let ur student down

Silentgroper:
. Alright bozz. Keep it up. Dnt let ur student down

I have observed that 90% of ladies on nairaland are single but are ready to tell you that they are not single(like I have a boyfriend) when they actually have no guy at all. If you are the serious type you can have a girl here bleeped in no time if you know how to play the game, trust me.

duduade:


What you do for a living please

not that nice sha, but she knows what i do for a living and by Gods grace i will upgrade

jodpoundz:

not that nice sha, but she knows what i do for a living and by Gods grace i will upgrade

Amen

parkervero:

I have observed that 90% of ladies on nairaland are single but are ready to tell you that they are not single(like I have a boyfriend) when they actually have no guy at all. If you are the serious type you can have a girl here bleeped in no time if you know how to play the game, trust me.

Shii gon be a mad cruise.

how do i go abt dat shii bro? 4 reals

jodpoundz:

like yesterday she was asking me wether i saw her sis, something that she could just call her phone like isnt that uneccesary

the girl like go to her tell her u love her.esitation kill action

parkervero:


Why do you make ladies look demigod?
Call her to come over with the face that looks like you dominate the environment and the conversation and tell her that you like her, don't show too much seriousness to it so it won't make you look like simp or something just tell her "I like you", and I would want us to hangout together. That's it. The situation will further help you with what to say, don't let your voice shake or stutter. And if you saw any guy with her don't feel jealous otherwise you will appear insecure around her.

bossman thank you

:What you do for a living pleasenot that nice sha, but she knows what i do for a living and by Gods grace i will upgrade

Go Through This
https://www(dot)nairaland(.)com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/162
Read From Beginning You go like am

RedPhoenix:




Smiles.

[b]When it comes to catching ladies for guys, I don't fail.[\b] Once you drop the message lock up, she'll be the one chasing you like madd

pls teach me how to catch money for guys. THANKS

The highest thing she can say is "No"
Just start a conversation with her and when you're deep in the conversation then tell her whatever you want to tell her.

She's not doing you a favor by accepting or anything
Just tell her
Laslas she go say No
If she try to embarrass you just laugh and walk
If she slap you then slap her

Aliligo:



#endsars
or get yourself something to do

Oga, the matters of the heart are important too nah.

HomerTimpson:
pls teach me how to catch money for guys. THANKS

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RedPhoenix:



Join my. Content writing team... And it will transform you financially and destinally

really? Can you school me on a bit on this content writing stuff. Sire?

jodpoundz:
Experts on wooing babes pls i need your help, there is this girl i like i didnt know she like me until she told my brother bluntly that she like me about a month ago, but i dont know how to go about it becus i dont know wether she meant it or she just said it on a casual basis, she look strict on a normal day and i dont want to get the embarrasment of my life cus am not sure wether she feel the same, but i notice these days that she wear tight dresses when ever am around and she like asking me uneccesary questions maybe just to have a glance of my face but still am not sure, experts pls i need your experienced advise i dont want the girl to slip off my radar pls. abeg mature minds.

I see 85% greenlight..
Do your thing bro

HomerTimpson:
really? Can you school me on a bit on this content writing stuff. Sire?

Why not. Check my signature holla me on WhatsApp

RedPhoenix:



Why not. Check my signature holla me on WhatsApp

can't reach you on whatsapp now,have got alot of oops sititation going down here.just trying to get my self together

Excessnation:
I can get you pregnant,

What do you mean?

jodpoundz:

like seriously anyway i know this question would come up, i am 24 i wount lie, i dont know how to woo a woman at my ageg, na my upbringing make me dull small, strict parents, anyway am free now, but its not too late or is it?

You are free. And premarital sex is shagging you. Young Man you need counseling