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Simps: Learn From My Story! by TaminaliaCatapa: 11:21am On Oct 28, 2020 |
There was this biatch I met online. When I asked the status of her current relationship, she said it’s complicated. As a smart dude, I find that answer cool. You’d ask me why right? I’ll tell you later into my story. Well, we started talking ruggedly and I invited her over. She came and I collected her pant. Sure thing. She is a sweet girl but is an attention seeking biatch, she doesn’t want me to go out and have drinks with my friend, she’d call me she is coming over and I better not go out.....haaaa?! Emi ika! Probably because she’s bought me a piece of clothing worth £100, she thinks she can tell me how to live my life? As an alpha I don’t go through her phone, I don’t care if she’s cheating, I only make sure my CD never finishes. That’s when she started getting worried; she’s like who is this modafvcker who I’m spending on but isn’t that crazy about me. Then she started bugging and asking for my phone password and shit(this is the craziest pet peeve I’d never tolerate). At this juncture I felt it was time to dash her out. So I gave her number to one guy I’ve known for long but I recently met again (guy was crying she has no pussy to bang.......I later regretted this though because nighga is a pûssy ass). I gave the guy her number and the guy fcvked her. Immediately the guy did that, I broke up with her. Unfortunately the guy in other to get into her panties more and to get goodies from her spilled to her, how I gave him her number so she could let me breathe. Then nighga blocked me. Not my fvkcing problem anyways . Person wey we wan give 10 naira, wey we first give 1naira and he ratted us out, na suegbe him be! Now my ex came and was asking why I let her go....why I gave her number out. But biatch, didn’t u fvkc the guy..? Then she kept mute! Moreover, you said you were in a complicated relationship when we met, which means we were FWB. Bitch shot herself in the leg twice! I gained my freedom and continued banging the rest of my beeeeches 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by Holumhidey(m): 11:31am On Oct 28, 2020 |
Wehdone sir
Keep banging till your preek peel, or your sperm finish..... 10 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by Nobody: 11:33am On Oct 28, 2020 |
#painfuldeathtosimps 8 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by TaminaliaCatapa: 11:45am On Oct 28, 2020 |
Holumhidey: Religion is your problem, oh ye ignoramus Sperm doesn’t finish, except you’re infertile! Fvkc those Beeches like the whores they are(use ur CD always), there is a reason they have a hollow sandwich between their thighs. 1 Like |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by Holumhidey(m): 11:56am On Oct 28, 2020 |
TaminaliaCatapa:Only jobless and broke men put their mind on sex 24/7 Get something doing 24 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 11:56am On Oct 28, 2020 |
You're not alpha, just another guy that sees no meaning to life other than sex. TaminaliaCatapa: 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by TaminaliaCatapa: 12:04pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
nwaezeemmanuel: Hahaha, I’ll buy you and your assets overnight ...social vibrancy doesn’t necessarily translate to unseriousness.... Don’t take ur sexual life seriously and watch alphas fvkc ur wife like the beech she is 8 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by TaminaliaCatapa: 12:06pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
Holumhidey: You obviously lack the ability to comprehend, you’re probably retaarded or depressed! 2 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 12:07pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
You can be making millions, i don't care. Your post screams sexual addiction. Keep it in check. TaminaliaCatapa: 10 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by TaminaliaCatapa: 12:13pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
nwaezeemmanuel A man who can say NO to a pvssy or give a pvssy number out isn’t in anyway addicted to it. It’s called mastery.... I appreciate your opinion but sometimes it’s better you let an intelligent folk do the criticism.... peace! 1 Like |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 12:21pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
You're describing a female as pussy in first person. This is messed up! TaminaliaCatapa: 2 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by KingTom(m): 12:54pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
Lol Almond nice username 1 Like |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by Dibblez: 1:05pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
Please what is the title of this movie you just explained to us? |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by TaminaliaCatapa: 1:10pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
KingTom: You sabi the drill... king |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by ola31701: 1:15pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
MenSimps will never learn, Women Hoes will never change.#painfuldeathtosimps 1 Like |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by SarutobiEky(m): 1:32pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
TaminaliaCatapa:damn.. you got game. That's an abundance mindset shit you got going on there. If to say I get senior bros like you, I for get sense when I be teenager. 3 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by TaminaliaCatapa: 2:38pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
SarutobiEky: You are a king bro 1 Like |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by KingTom(m): 2:49pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
TaminaliaCatapa:Just call me Echinopsis lageniformis 1 Like |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by TaminaliaCatapa: 3:15pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by Nobody: 3:21pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
will they ever learn? Deathtosimps 2 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by DryMouth: 3:22pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
Holumhidey:Am not jobless but i bang girls alot Can u explain that? If u re in lagos, i might av banged ur girl sef. 4 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by parkervero(m): 3:34pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
TaminaliaCatapa:I want to be like you when I grow up. Thank you for the lesson 2 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by AyarmBoye(m): 4:05pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
I still don’t understand what lessons you were trying to conveyed !! You called yourself an Alpha male and you cajoled a lady into having sex with u... Alpha males have the balls to tell it to a girl face that what they want is sex mate and not relationship.... Not only did you kiss and tell ,, you also invited a friend to bang who u have fvcked ...Women are naive , fine but u aren’t an Alpha ... You are just a baby in a man’s body .... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by TaminaliaCatapa: 4:07pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
DryMouth: Don’t mind these mommy boys derailing the thread 3 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by Businessicon: 4:10pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
Holumhidey:who you hear say him sperm finish? |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by TaminaliaCatapa: 4:13pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
AyarmBoye: Mummy boy calm down....do you understand the meaning of cajole? Person wey tell me say her relationship is complicated and came to collect dikc upon invitation; how’s that me cajoling her? Kiss and tell really? I read my narrative again and didn’t see where I kissed and tell. I watched out for a brother cum pussyAss who complained about pus$sy drought...... Like I said to the dumb simp up there, I say to you too: let someone intelligent and capable of comprehension do the criticism......peace! 2 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by TaminaliaCatapa: 4:14pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
Businessicon:You dey mind these 18year olds? 2 Likes |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by TaminaliaCatapa: 4:20pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
parkervero: You’re the boss bro 1 Like |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by AyarmBoye(m): 4:23pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
TaminaliaCatapa:well I won’t blame you anyways and I won’t exchange abusive words with u (you are alpha male after all) I blame these girls dwelling this generation...However I can’t find any lessons up there perhaps if you can highlight some ! |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by IjebuWarrior: 4:34pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
Ekeletu pipu... |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by TaminaliaCatapa: 4:40pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
AyarmBoye: Teenagers don’t have the mental capacity to find one in adult related matters! 1 Like |
Re: Simps: Learn From My Story! by AyarmBoye(m): 5:16pm On Oct 28, 2020 |
TaminaliaCatapa:lolz.... you are very correct..... it’s funny how social media has given some boys the morale to talk down on many people , when in real life they wouldn’t have the balls to dare speak to ur face .......People like you don’t deserve my sweat ..... curse all you like...and crawl back to ur pvssy.... 2 Likes |
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