Hope.At.Hand:
Its hard to believe this write-up.

i didn't understand what i read.

icebeatz: This might be some old pix that some of yall seen before but im just seeing.

Abeg who talk say money no good

http://spankthedonut..com/2013/11/old-pix-of-chidinma-kedike.html

Any body wey talk say money no good,

NO GET MONEY AT ALL.

A tit for tat scenario may emerge,
International Diplomacy warrants the use of common sense.
India be warned.

Goggle - checked
parachute - checked

Me think, Skydiving

Seriously, Dis Daniel guy needs to hear agberos and conductors wen dem dey speak English maybe then him go understand who him suppose blame for all these grammatical blunders.

dr_joshua2000: 50 percent of education budget 2 education?, and all the plenty allowance?, excess workload allowace?, 200,000K per thesis to professor, transfer of Univeristy lands to universities?, fed government funding state Universities. And still Universities having autonomy? Paying lecturers to supervise projects and exams? Then what is their work na. Heartless agreement. This will cause crises by other workers in other fields. Don't mind being a lecturer ones the agreement is implemented though.

Heartless agreement you call it.

Didn't those who represented the FG in the negotiations read the agreement? abi, catarrh dey for their eyes ni?

oyin01: Got a pimped Golden toothed ram with blings from New York yesterday for 235,000 naira. Considering whether to kill it or put it in a private zoo.

Wow! pimped Goat.. keep it and take it for goat walk every evening..

just did

dirifred: if u look closely at the picture, u will see that the two men you are talking about are greatly distracted by something order than what our dear president is saying, none is pointing at him or looking at him. but you know whats up in our dear nation now 'anything to get a political score against the president is made popular' but am proud of my President, press on my dear president, you will win 2015 becos of ur performance.

the statement below was copied from a friends Facebook page and i totally agree with it.

"By 2015, President Jonathan would have served our nation for six solid years. This, surely, is enough time for him to achieve whatever he is capable of doing for Nigeria. What else is he looking for that is making him desperate to participate in the 2015 presidential election despite warnings that doing so may spark a chain of events capable of culminating into the country’s disintegration"

i'll gladly write the man the essay but Hon. Patrick's English will be child's play compare to what he reads.

NO WAHALA

shey dem dey fit recognize their own selfcon

Didn't see this move when I watch the movie o... Anyway, your survival technique is noted.

After all this bashing of the FRSC, i can see an extension of the DL coming..
but make dem try reduce the money sef and i still never get chance go do the new license because the process to much.

I'll take it that you are coming from Ojota since you are not in Lagos.
Take a bus to Yaba, then take another one to Oyingbo, from oyingbo its a trekable distance to NSTA garage but you can take a bike or keke(going to IDDO), which ever you take just drop at the pedestrian bridge by one police barrack. you will notice that there are other buses but just ask for the NSTA buses.

i support wetin u talk sha.. and i gbadu ur luv for nairaland jare, u like am so tay u open this same tread twice..

Burger01:

JESSSS!!!

i thought she was dead..

NA lie joor, this one na snake wey swallow crocodile.

lagerwhenindoubt: Simple matter some drunk iguana thought the snake was its sleeping wife and decided to have a go. a year later, this baby was born

No offense please. your moniker would have made it a whole lot easier for the iguana

seriously, am totally with Mugabe Zimbabwe on this one.

NLader na wah 4 una oh!!!na our leader wife una dey talk about like dis?

nekaa: Wth? Is that suppose tu be a swimming trunk or wat?

customize wrestling singlet, i guess.

C'est moi:

i dnt fink so.do u knw who stella dimokokorkus is? hope i got her name ryt.she gets her facts ryt.i respect her 4 dat.

Oya, make stella put anoda picture make we see.

abeg, wetin kate wear?

gree-die:
she is free to..and when her lesbian lover breaks her heart, she can start dating animals too, those can't break hearts.... i think.

Kosigift:

Nah, they do buh let her try first, if they disappoint, she can then turn to OBJECTS (100% guarantee)

Mynd_44:
Objects can have mechanical and electrical faults and if they are not machines, they can be liable to breakage and/insect attack.....nothing is 100%

Oh God, guys, am crying from laughing.

ogbeleje: Do u kw wht dt means?Dt u wnt 2 supot d killings

He wants more votes come 2015

Double holy
Double holy not to have sex in marriage...SMH

Baba is only human... make una leave am jor.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Wia d rice? [/size]

i tire o!

where am nah, abi u no wan make dem put u 4 FP