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Politics / Re: FFK: After Wetting His Bed, Short Man Devil Shed Tears by tomnmenace(m): 3:50pm On Nov 07, 2019
OMG!!!

shocked shocked shocked cry cry cry

MURDER!

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Romance / Re: Help Me Out Guys I Need Advice(guys Only) by tomnmenace(m): 3:20pm On Oct 03, 2019
Starboytwo:
this one go hard gan, she talk about am, but I no reply...

She want make we dey wole-wode, but I tell am dah one no good, and she also no wan drop kpekus unless I commit... But everyday I see her halfnaked, she dey do am purposely, expecially when I on gen, she go come charge and wear bad something that affects my life....

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Crime / Re: We Caught The Serial Killer While Trying To Kill Another Lady In Hotel - Police by tomnmenace(m): 9:23am On Sep 20, 2019
...“The woman immediately shouted for help and the people in the hotel called the police, who raced to the scene and forced the door open. The police eventually rescued the woman and arrested the man.”...


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is it our Nigerian police??
Celebrities / Re: E-Money And His Rolls Royce Cake Design by tomnmenace(m): 9:11am On Apr 26, 2019
ubimma!! That generator cake tho'

shocked shocked shocked Chei !!!!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Rejects Ajaokuta Completion Bill, National Housing Fund, Others by tomnmenace(m): 9:52am On Apr 03, 2019
[quote author=Angelawhite post=77222914][/quote]

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Politics / Re: Buhari Rejects Ajaokuta Completion Bill, National Housing Fund, Others by tomnmenace(m): 9:51am On Apr 03, 2019
chosengocap:
B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G News!!!
Instead of Oil what was found in the Exploration in the North
was Water after 4000ft depth drilled - NNPC.
Almost $1billion Wasted. - Hope For Nigeria

CHAI !!!

Maybe we should consider moving Ajaokuta steel to the North for the much needed consideration.

#Kankia Steel Company, Katsina Sate
Politics / Re: See 1 Of The Wonders Of INEC In Kaduna Governorship Election That Has Gone Viral by tomnmenace(m): 10:27am On Mar 13, 2019
alizma:

are you this gullible, have you confirmed this result from INEC website or you just swallow anything that come your way?

Did you say INEC website?

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indomie people everywhere!
Celebrities / Re: Niniola Stunned After Timbaland Commented On Her IG Page by tomnmenace(m): 10:22am On Mar 13, 2019
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OkaNaUbe:


Indomie kids ask that question.


sharwarma generation!!

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Celebrities / Re: Niniola Stunned After Timbaland Commented On Her IG Page by tomnmenace(m): 10:14am On Mar 13, 2019
Patrinus:
Question: Are you single?
.
Answer: gibberish.. OMG....gibberish...more gibberish


That's a typical naija babe for you. Later they wonder why no one's asking them out! undecided

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Celebrities / Re: #Agbada Challenge: Alex Sets Up Ebuka & Tobi Against RMD, AY And Others by tomnmenace(m): 2:07pm On Sep 20, 2018
Thebabenextdoor:


Abeg go and sit down.
U don't even know when to catch fun and when to be a Bigot

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Phones / Re: Top 13 Sites To Download HD Movies For Free by tomnmenace(m): 2:37pm On Sep 14, 2018
A nice way to blank out of everyday happening in this nonsense Nigeria.

cool
TGIF!!

Na which movie I go download, siddon watch nau??
Politics / Re: Borno APC Governorship Aspirants Spent Total Of N425 Million On Forms (photo) by tomnmenace(m): 10:50am On Sep 14, 2018
Righteousness89:
22.5 m...
it will be Easier for a Girafe to pass through the eye of a needle than for Corruption to stop in Nigeria...

I believe that Soon and Very soon all thes Nonsense will be brought to an End



LIE!!!!

This country nonsense will not come to an end. we are heading for the rocks!

Google Sudan.
Politics / Re: Direct Primaries: APC State Chairmen, Oshiomhole On Collision Course by tomnmenace(m): 10:16am On Sep 03, 2018
[quote author=Ballmer post=70852713]

[s]Indeed you know not a thing about politics.
Only fools in politics will make the submission you made.[/s]
Politics / Re: 30 Times Politicians Mingled With Ordinary Nigerians To Get Their Votes - Photos by tomnmenace(m): 5:02pm On Aug 08, 2018
Caseless:
Almakura was funny on that bed.


We have the most deadliest breed of politicians in the whole world.



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Politics / Re: DSS Siege: Youths Attack APC Reps Member Over Saraki Impeachment Plot (VIDEO) by tomnmenace(m): 2:05pm On Aug 07, 2018
Nofav0rs:
It's about to start; The Revolution

Very soon

cheesy
You sayyyy?














No be only revolution. Na revelation!!!
Politics / Re: Toyin Saraki Blast Police for Saying They Barricaded The Resident to Protect her by tomnmenace(m): 11:05am On Jul 25, 2018
Ikpongiton:
nonsense woman always supporting her husband in the act of ignomity.can not be like aisha.one day,your husband will bite off your ear,for advising him wrogly

ewo!!! shocked

I thought Aisha is still in the kitchen...while preparing to go into za ozza room when oga showface?






lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Toyin Saraki Blast Police for Saying They Barricaded The Resident to Protect her by tomnmenace(m): 10:27am On Jul 25, 2018
fedora04:
Second thought... What if this whole thing was staged by Saraki and the PDP goons..

If I was there I would have suggested this script.. Make everyone shift blame to the Presidency.. Just another Game of thrones...

Ekweremadu sit at home.
Will call my boys from force HQ
Guys barricade my apartment
While I take the back door to the next street
Bloggers begin to post every move
Nigerians oya.. Begin to show sympathy

Just another Game of thrones really

I emerge as the king of the North..

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Hahahaha!

And in that your script you also tell oga Jimoh to be talking from two sides of his mouth abi?

You too dey watch movies wey you no sabi

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Phones / Re: What Is Your Favorite Mobile Phone Game ? by tomnmenace(m): 1:47pm On Jul 20, 2018
Doctormarrvin:
Is it the hacked version or unhacked?

tha hacked version!
Phones / Re: What Is Your Favorite Mobile Phone Game ? by tomnmenace(m): 9:57am On Jul 20, 2018
CKZ Origins
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Romance / Re: "I Owe No Man A Tight P*ssy, If You Can't Swim Get Drown" - Lady Declares. by tomnmenace(m): 11:35am On Jun 28, 2018
ok oo!
issorite!

you are right tho'
nobody should owe anything to anybody except they feel inclined to.

I hereby don't owe anything whatsoever to any person with the same opinion as yours.


wallet,
time,
dic.k size,
emotion.... bla bla

if you cant swim just drown!! gbam!
Politics / Re: Bashir El-Rufai: "Shehu Sani Is A Bastard Pulling Nigeria Backwards" by tomnmenace(m): 11:12am On Jun 28, 2018
BERNIMOORE:
where did Bashir get dollars to flaunt if not by stealing, yet he talk about setting Nigeria Back

Womaniser at a tender age


REALLY
Is that the stupid boy spitting jargon that is in those pics??



angry angry undecided undecided

msstchewwwwwwww!!!!

Oh thunder!
....Thunder, where you dey naa
















stupid shiidren effywia!
Romance / Re: 12 Ways To Make Up With Your Girlfriend And Show Her You Truly Care by tomnmenace(m): 10:49am On Jun 28, 2018
justscorchone:
Fvck outta here,if I'm with you then gaddammit I care about you,I could be with Esther or Ngozi but I chose you to spend time with,don't waste my damn time being petty.


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Celebrities / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Soldier Abba Peter & Faith Emmanuel by tomnmenace(m): 10:06am On Jun 28, 2018
[s]
ChiefAzubuike:
This one doesn't look like a soldier . He looks like one of those artisans or debino sellers in mile 12 .

The wife on the other hand could have handled her belly fat better. Only women who don't take care of their bodies carry belly fat. If its pregnancy then she's a disgrace to womanhood for failing to keep her virginity till her wedding night..
[/s]


angry

Ahyhiakao !!
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Puts Up A Good Fight Against Two Veteran Bullies by tomnmenace(m): 10:30am On Jun 14, 2018
cool
Me, I don't see anything wrong with Chioma's reply!
Who good reply epp?...especially to one nonsense troll, abi na jab, yab, abuse, insult ...gbogbotigbo!
My dog doesn't run home or whine when barked at by other dogs. He barks back!

Come slap me for my dormain na, if you no go collect better blow!!
nansense!

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Family / Re: My Wife Sent Her Nude Photos To Zenith Bank Manager In Delta - Man Cries Out by tomnmenace(m): 5:11pm On May 10, 2018
shamecurls:
Crying out makes him so stupid.

A wife he could have quietly used for money rituals and enjoy till death comes knocking. Everybody will suspect him if something happens to the wife now.

KAI !!!
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omg!
Politics / Re: Nigerians Will No Longer Buy Houses Like Fish In Market – Fashola by tomnmenace(m): 1:49pm On May 10, 2018
Rexnegro:

are u aware that governance is a continuous process? if the previous govt have even work on this slow pace u accuse this govt on , maybe we would have been somewhere better now... bro learn to appreciate good tin , u can't do anything if this govt didn't do anything... so appreciate them bro

Wetin be this?

undecided
Celebrities / Re: Reminisce Shows Off His Baby Mama Of Thirteen Years-says He's Not Ready To Marry by tomnmenace(m): 9:09am On May 08, 2018
Fukafuka:
angry..... No money for PoSH-AshuWaranssss ni ? angry angry angry

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Wicked!
Politics / Re: Shehu Sani's Father, Muhammad Sani Hassan In 1972 (Throwback Photo) by tomnmenace(m): 8:47am On May 08, 2018
rita25:
see how the guy just take style call elrufai BASTARD? grin

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YOUR HEAD DEY THERE!!
Religion / Re: Beautiful Wives Of Nigerian Pastors (Photos) by tomnmenace(m): 9:12am On Nov 14, 2017
The righteous shall flourish even in the land of famine!

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Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Pictures Taken Inside A Stream by tomnmenace(m): 10:21am On Nov 13, 2017
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nigeriancritic1:
Marriage is a fraud. This pix shows that it is a dirty business. Men are being scammed!
Family / Re: "I Was Shocked When I Got To My Husband's House The First Time" - Lady Reveals by tomnmenace(m): 9:13am On Oct 10, 2017
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PatriotTemidayo:
Those lazy slay minions who parade naked bodies on social media or take photos of their expended butts and boobs upandan wouldn't like this..........

They'll tell you how much they hate broke guys when they themselves are so broke to the level of brokenness.

Kudos Girl, God Guide your home.

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