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Jobs/Vacancies / lol by walexydon(m): 8:10am On May 09, 2012 |
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Business / CNI Career Development (easy And Legal Way To Financial Freedom) by walexydon(m): 8:10am On May 09, 2012 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by walexydon(m): 7:26am On May 08, 2012 |
I'm sure wee r reasonable enuf 2 knw ow each career is acheived and d consequences or glory that follow...all U̶̲̥̅̊ need is just 2 write urs...afterall itz just a joke!!! I would like 2 b a politician!!! |
TV/Movies / Re: The Avengers Movie Premieres In Lagos by walexydon(m): 6:15pm On May 07, 2012 |
If U̶̲̥̅̊ av not cin avengers...U̶̲̥̅̊ should leave watever U̶̲̥̅̊ r doin and get 2 d cinema now!!! Cos its worth every second and promise U̶̲̥̅̊ won't regret it...except of cos U̶̲̥̅̊ r a saddist! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by walexydon(m): 6:09pm On May 07, 2012 |
Isn't it 4ni or av U̶̲̥̅̊ lost ur sense of humour |
Jokes Etc / Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by walexydon(m): 2:35pm On May 07, 2012 |
U̶̲̥̅̊ can add whatever biz U̶̲̥̅̊ knw...in dat format!!! |
Jokes Etc / Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by walexydon(m): 2:06pm On May 07, 2012 |
Big Brother Africa:3mnths= $300,000; Footballer:2Wks = $300,000; Graduate:100Yrs = $300,000 Politician:24hrs = $300,000 Yahoo yahoo:3 mnths = $300,000 ArmedRobbers:20mins = $300,000. Wish U̶̲̥̅̊ best of luck as U̶̲̥̅̊ Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 1:58pm On May 07, 2012 |
Someone is being smart...ATMc..not smart enuf!! |
TV/Movies / Re: The Avengers Movie Premieres In Lagos by walexydon(m): 8:40am On May 07, 2012 |
i'm going 2 ozone cinemas 2 watch it 2day...who is goin 2?? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 6:41am On May 07, 2012 |
The question is ow r dose calculations possible |
Jokes Etc / Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by walexydon(m): 4:35pm On May 06, 2012 |
A girl posted an advertisement in the paper for a husband, saying: "I need a person who will never leave me, never beat me and can satisfy me in bed." Next day, a guy with no arms and legs knocked at her door. Girl:who are you? Guy: I want to be your husband. Girl:you don't fit for that. Guy:I don't have arms, so I can't beat u. I don't have legs, so I can't leave you. . ! Girl: But how can you satisfy me in bed? Guy:How do you think I knocked the door. Lwkmd4h 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 11:39am On May 06, 2012 |
Not bad...☺k° let's c who's smart enuf 2 get this: 2 + 2 = fish 3 + 3 = eight 7 + 7 = triangle Am waiting!!! 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 2:19pm On May 05, 2012 |
Nah...U̶̲̥̅̊ r wrong. Someone already answered it, the woman is a photographer...she took a picture of him. The one about the money is not a riddle...just a funny question |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Exchange Ur 2go Usernames by walexydon(m): 7:29am On May 05, 2012 |
Dlex1 Pretty sure we still av 2go users |
Romance / Re: When Do U Knwu R In Love by walexydon(m): 7:27am On May 05, 2012 |
Any1 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by walexydon(m): 6:55am On May 05, 2012 |
A yoruba man, an igbo man ãήϑ a hausa man were caught by cannibals in a bush. They begged for their lives ãήϑ were given a test 2 go get 10 of a particular type of fruits. The yoruba man came back first with apples ãήϑ ωąs asked 2 swallow all without choking ãήϑ live. After †ђǝ 3rd apple, ђǝ gave up ãήϑ ωąs killed. The Igbo man came back with blackberries but laughed and choked wen ђǝ got 2 †ђǝ 9th apple ãήϑ ωąs killed. Wen ђǝ got 2 heaven, †ђǝ yoruba man asked him "y did u choke, u had blackberries" the Igbo man replied "I saw the hausa man coming with water melon".lmao A 72 yr old man wz Makıng luv 2 a 27yr old lady when he started Shakıng badly nd d lady asked Hım "wats wrong darlyn" nd d man replıed "ı dont knw ıf am Comıng or Goıng".lwkmd 1 Like |
Sports / Chelsea Vs Liverpool...fa CUP FINAL by walexydon(m): 6:51am On May 05, 2012 |
Today is d d-day as chelsea and liverpool battle it out in wembley...kickoff time: 5.15pm Have ur say...who would win |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 6:42am On May 05, 2012 |
Not bad... jokes: A 72 yr old man wz Makıng luv 2 a 27yr old lady when he started Shakıng badly nd d lady asked Hım "wats wrong darlyn" nd d man replıed "ı dont knw ıf am Comıng or Goıng". Another riddle: Imagine ur Grandpa on his sick bed n he called u 4 his last earthly words saying "my grandson/daughter, I left for u 10million naira in in in in in..." Then he dies without completing his words. Wat would u do? Ow can U̶̲̥̅̊ make seven even |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 4:21pm On May 04, 2012 |
No wise enuf person 2 answer dat yet 1 Like |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2go! Users Lets Meet Here by walexydon(m): 2:07pm On May 04, 2012 |
Dlex1...male. Females only plz |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 11:00am On May 04, 2012 |
So U̶̲̥̅̊ can't answer dat 1? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 10:05am On May 04, 2012 |
@ ATMC...onion is rite...try d 1 above!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 10:03am On May 04, 2012 |
Another 1: A woman shoots her husband, holds him under water 4 5mins after which she hangs him...10 mins later, they both go out 4 dinner...ow is dis possible |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / FA Cup Final: Chelsea Vs Liverpool by walexydon(m): 9:25am On May 04, 2012 |
2mao Saturday is d day set 4 d long anticipated FA cup btw chelsea and liverpool...both sides rested senior players midweek which cost dem home defeats to fulham(1) and newcastle(2) ahead of d showdown which promises 2 b a classic final @ the new wembley...kickoff time: 5.15pm...more stats 2 come The big question is who will win Predict with scores Up blues!!! U̶̲̥̅̊'ll never work alone |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / FA Cup Final: Chelsea Vs Liverpool by walexydon(m): 9:24am On May 04, 2012 |
Before: 2mao Saturday is d day set 4 d long anticipated FA cup btw chelsea and liverpool...both sides rested senior players midweek which cost dem home defeats to fulham(1) and newcastle(2) ahead of d showdown which promises 2 b a classic final @ the new wembley...kickoff time: 5.15pm The big question is who will win Predict with scores Up blues!!! U̶̲̥̅̊'ll never work alone |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 10:17pm On May 03, 2012 |
Answer dis: I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 8:43pm On May 03, 2012 |
i must say m impressed...ow did u figure it out google rite? |
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