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I'm sure wee r reasonable enuf 2 knw ow each career is acheived and d consequences or glory that follow...all U̶̲̥̅̊ need is just 2 write urs...afterall itz just a joke!!!

I would like 2 b a politician!!!

If U̶̲̥̅̊ av not cin avengers...U̶̲̥̅̊ should leave watever U̶̲̥̅̊ r doin and get 2 d cinema now!!! Cos its worth every second and ​​ promise U̶̲̥̅̊ won't regret it...except of cos U̶̲̥̅̊ r a saddist!

Isn't it 4ni or av U̶̲̥̅̊ lost ur sense of humour

U̶̲̥̅̊ can add whatever biz U̶̲̥̅̊ knw...in dat format!!!

Big Brother Africa:3mnths= $300,000;
Footballer:2Wks = $300,000;
Graduate:100Yrs = $300,000
Politician:24hrs = $300,000
Yahoo yahoo:3 mnths = $300,000
ArmedRobbers:20mins = $300,000.

Wish U̶̲̥̅̊ best of luck as U̶̲̥̅̊ Choose Ur Career Wisely!!!

Someone is being smart...ATMc..not smart enuf!!

i'm going 2 ozone cinemas 2 watch it 2day...who is goin 2??

The question is ow r dose calculations possible

A girl posted an advertisement in
the paper for a
husband, saying: "I need a person
who will never
leave me, never beat me and can
satisfy me in bed."
Next day, a guy with no arms and
legs knocked at
her door.
Girl:who are you?
Guy: I want to be your husband.
Girl:you don't fit for that.
Guy:I don't have arms, so I can't
beat u. I don't have
legs, so I can't
leave you. . !
Girl: But how can you satisfy me in
bed?
Guy:How do you think I knocked
the door.
Lwkmd4h

Not bad...☺k° let's c who's smart enuf 2 get this:

2 + 2 = fish
3 + 3 = eight
7 + 7 = triangle

Am waiting!!!

Nah...U̶̲̥̅̊ r wrong. Someone already answered it, the woman is a photographer...she took a picture of him. The one about the money is not a riddle...just a funny question

Dlex1
Pretty sure we still av 2go users

Any1

A yoruba man, an igbo man ãήϑ a hausa man were caught by cannibals in a bush. They begged for their lives ãήϑ were given a test 2 go get 10 of a particular type of fruits. The yoruba man came back first with apples ãήϑ ωąs asked 2 swallow all without choking ãήϑ live. After †ђǝ 3rd apple, ђǝ gave up ãήϑ ωąs killed. The Igbo man came back with blackberries but laughed and choked wen ђǝ got 2 †ђǝ 9th apple ãήϑ ωąs killed. Wen ђǝ got 2 heaven, †ђǝ yoruba man asked him "y did u choke, u had blackberries" the Igbo man replied "I saw the hausa man coming with water melon".lmao

A 72 yr old man wz Makıng luv 2 a 27yr old lady when he started Shakıng badly nd d lady asked Hım "wats wrong darlyn" nd d man replıed "ı dont knw ıf am Comıng or Goıng".lwkmd

Today is d d-day as chelsea and liverpool battle it out in wembley...kickoff time: 5.15pm
Have ur say...who would win

Not bad...
jokes:
A 72 yr old man wz Makıng luv 2 a 27yr old lady when he started Shakıng badly nd d lady asked Hım "wats wrong darlyn" nd d man replıed "ı dont knw ıf am Comıng or Goıng".

Another riddle:
Imagine ur Grandpa on his sick bed n he called u 4 his last earthly words saying "my grandson/daughter, I left for u 10million naira in in in in in..." Then he dies without completing his words. Wat would u do?

Ow can U̶̲̥̅̊ make seven even

No wise enuf person 2 answer dat yet

Dlex1...male. Females only plz

So U̶̲̥̅̊ can't answer dat 1?

@ ATMC...onion is rite...try d 1 above!!!

Another 1:
A woman shoots her husband, holds him under water 4 5mins after which she hangs him...10 mins later, they both go out 4 dinner...ow is dis possible

2mao Saturday is d day set 4 d long anticipated FA cup btw chelsea and liverpool...both sides rested senior players midweek which cost dem home defeats to fulham(1) and newcastle(2) ahead of d showdown which promises 2 b a classic final @ the new wembley...kickoff time: 5.15pm...more stats 2 come

The big question is who will win
Predict with scores
Up blues!!!
U̶̲̥̅̊'ll never work alone

Before:

2mao Saturday is d day set 4 d long anticipated FA cup btw chelsea and liverpool...both sides rested senior players midweek which cost dem home defeats to fulham(1) and newcastle(2) ahead of d showdown which promises 2 b a classic final @ the new wembley...kickoff time: 5.15pm

The big question is who will win
Predict with scores
Up blues!!!
U̶̲̥̅̊'ll never work alone

Answer dis:
I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead.

i must say m impressed...ow did u figure it out google rite?