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Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 7:28pm On May 03, 2012 |
MRbrownJAY: MRbrownJAY: U̶̲̥̅̊ are provin smart guy ba? Here is 1 tof 1: A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn't work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had this conversation: Man-"Hey boss, my password is out of date." Boss-"Yes, that's right. The password is different, but if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same." Man: "Thanks boss." With that, he went and correctly logged into his station. What was the new password? And What was his old password? Goodluck @ all |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 4:37pm On May 03, 2012 |
I did d calculation of everyfin nah... Its old and some pple are still sayin wife...ow can it be wife Read it again plz!!! here is another 1...there are 8 fishes, 4 drowns, ow many are left? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 3:52pm On May 03, 2012 |
By my calculations...i got 10990...not sure abt it tho Here is another tricky 1: ali is d son of akram. Therefore, akram is d _________ of ali's father Also post ur riddles 2!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: You're In Nigeria When. . . by walexydon(m): 11:20am On May 03, 2012 |
u hear all na wash U̶̲̥̅̊ hear if e dey pain U̶̲̥̅̊, go hug transformer |
Jokes Etc / Re: This Would Make U Smile...Books That Will Never EVER Exist By Sunnshyn by walexydon(m): 11:12am On May 03, 2012 |
Good power supply by PHCN Successful flite tips by sosoliso airlines 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 10:23am On May 03, 2012 |
Is dere a riddle thread?? Yeah...U̶̲̥̅̊ r rite... Ur answer is thieves were cot...not men Der is a bus wt 7 girls,each girl carries 7 bags, inside each bag der are 7cats, every cat has 7 kittens,all cats ave 4 legs eaci. Hw many legs are in d bus |
Jokes Etc / Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by walexydon(m): 9:25am On May 03, 2012 |
Tym 2 test our IQ capacity with some riddles and brain teasers... I am something....greater than God, more evil than d devil, the poor has me, the rich lacks me and if U̶̲̥̅̊ eat me, U̶̲̥̅̊'ll die!!! What am i Av fun and keep d riddles coming!!! 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Jooor Oh/na Wash Jokes by walexydon(m): 6:58am On May 03, 2012 |
Am sure we must av heard their songs...we can put it into writing 2...let d fun begin!!! Rihanna 4 bend down select#jooor oh! U̶̲̥̅̊ fit use jide kosoko do spartacus#jooor oh don't go 2 a guys place after clubbing#nawash Vote 4 me and will give U̶̲̥̅̊ light#nawash |
Jokes Etc / Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by walexydon(m): 11:55am On May 02, 2012 |
Ur mom is selling palm oil and ur dad fils gas...and U̶̲̥̅̊ say ur parents r in2 'oil and 'gas...#Godiswatchingu Ur boyfriend just left ur haus on okada and U̶̲̥̅̊ update on bbm or fbk...'Drive safely boo'...#Godiswatchingu |
Jokes Etc / Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by walexydon(m): 10:43am On May 02, 2012 |
In a trial, a lawyer called his first witness, an elderly grandmother, to the witness box. He approached her and asked, "Mama Adedibu, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr Akande. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to your parents and the town. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Adedibu, do you know the defence lawyer?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr Gbolahan since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him. The defence lawyer almost died. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots ask her if she knows me, I'll sentence u to death by burning=)) 1 Like |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Let's Hook Up, Drop Your Bbm Pin(for Single Guys And Girls Seriouslysearching) by walexydon(m): 4:50pm On May 01, 2012 |
226875a5...add up!!! Gals only plz!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by walexydon(m): 8:48am On Apr 29, 2012 |
text conversatn btw a guy n his gf: guy: hello babe, am at d bank nw. wil cal u wen i get home Gal: ok...emm please can u withdraw 20k 4 me? guy: nooo...i mean i'm at d bank of a river...lol happy sunday peeps |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Bbm Pins by walexydon(m): 8:34am On Apr 28, 2012 |
22222222 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 8:28am On Apr 28, 2012 |
your mama is so old she tot adam ow 2 name! |
TV/Movies / Re: Funniest Movie You Have Seen by walexydon(m): 8:26am On Apr 28, 2012 |
21 jump street! |
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by walexydon(m): 2:33pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
nothinjg 4 now!!! |
Forum Games / Re: ╚►One Word Per Post. . ◄╝ by walexydon(m): 2:25pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
bitch |
TV/Movies / Re: Kyle Xy Vs Heroes Vs Smallville by walexydon(m): 1:57pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
spartacus 3 is on point...so is vamp diaries! |
TV/Movies / Re: Funniest Movie You Have Seen by walexydon(m): 1:49pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
jelili n jennifer...4kin funny! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 11:53am On Apr 26, 2012 |
your mama is so dumb she rubbed makeup on her chest when askd 2 makeup her mind. Ur mama is so ugly the wc flushd itself wen she pasd infront of it! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Bbm Pins by walexydon(m): 5:59pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
exchange pins!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Mommas Joke by walexydon(m): 5:52pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
your mama is so dumb that she got stabbed in a shootout |
Romance / Re: When Do U Knwu R In Love by walexydon(m): 5:45pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
am reviving the topic!!! |
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