You sit on the computer 24/7 sending scam email trying to scam people #God is seriously watching you#

U re squatting with ur babe in her flat & u re telling people that its ur apartment..
#MayGodHelpYouGetYourOwnApartment#

You always love sleeping with peoples sisters but hide yours. #DevilWillGiveHerStomachTumourForLife

You're a Barca fan and always happy when your opponent gets red card for no reason.#YourCaseHasBeenViewedInHD&JudgedAccordingly

Your name is Leo Messi & you always act Messy#YourGodIsPuttingGingerInsideYourEyes
#GodWillPunishYouThis Season

ogbeche77:
In 3D

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Na me n u he dey watch sha

you dey play for barca una sabi waste time weneva una dey lead #Chelsea don teach una#

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Funny

omo mehn............11pages, three hundred and something comment in just 4days choi....youre going places oh suto

ogbeche77:
Funny

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Actually he's stopped watching me, he said he needs more time to watch u. @ dis rate, u'll break hitler's record o

U take girl out, buy suya, come sit down dey chop onions and cabbage.... D worms wey dey ur belle dey swear 4 u! Mumu!

your guy dey buy you things butu neva give am kpomo chop u dey claim v mobile # Judgement day dey come #

.

NeekyBerry: Mumsy izz doin d dishes,instead ov u 2 take over,u sloooowly drop ur own and geeeeently walky away.......#UrPikinGoDoAm4U#.....lol

see confession

booqee: omo mehn............11pages, three hundred and something comment in just 4days choi....youre going places oh suto

Omo Booqee na God oh


ow u doing now?missed u alot

hey Sutoboy


wht re u feeling like


dis thread is dat best d moderators shd take note

You're name is Good luck Jonathan............. #God is seriously watching you#

At work you always offer people help just so when the boss shows up you take credit for their work. #You Know Who You Are!!!!!#

You Use other people's profile picture's on Facebook.... #God Is Not even Gonna waste his time on this one#

You postpone you're marriage just so you can watch the Champions league final. #God Lets it Slide#

Ladies you constantly ask you're boyfriend for money just so you can spend it on dresses/make up you use to attract other guys #God is Watching#

Anyone who thinks going to Mcdonalds counts as a date #Sad#

~vicky~:
hey Sutoboy


wht re u feeling like


dis thread is dat best d moderators shd take note

feel like hugging you

Ur mom is selling palm oil and ur dad fils gas...and U̶̲̥̅̊ say ur parents r in2 'oil and 'gas...#Godiswatchingu

Ur boyfriend just left ur haus on okada and U̶̲̥̅̊ update on bbm or fbk...'Drive safely boo'...#Godiswatchingu

Lolz

U borrowed Aki na ukwa from a nieghbour and u're watching it in another neighbour's room, and ur Facebook update reads:::Good to be home, Kim and Khloe Kardasian rocking on E' #Brother, after death comes judgement#
Your Bis expired, no cash to recharge, yet ur pm reads:::Exam things, Brb after exam...#Sister, seek ye the face of God#

U mess for class, u come dey
form "something is smelling" #
NaGodGoJudgeYou

U romance ur gf friend in d kitchen while ur gf is washing ur clothes outside....God is watching u

IF YOU ARE NOT A CORPER YET YOU ARE POSTING, "FG PAY US OUR NYSC MONEY"... #GodIsWatchingYou

you're an arsenal fan you con dey dance wen bayern Munich score first goal #Godpassuna

you're an arsenal fan you con dey jubilate wen bayern Munich score first goal #Godpassuna

IDD!Nl won't kill me.lwkmd

you are above 25yrs old but still living with your parents and you didn't celebrate children's day....#GodiswatchingyouonPlasmaTV#

Taking Garri without sugar and writing ICE cream on point #Godiswatchingyou

U calling her wifey while u don't have plans of marrying her
God is watching u.
U pull ur wedding ring jst 2 get me 2 say yes God is watching u
U r calling ur bf ur fiance when he knows none of ur people
Godiswatchingu

u r still writing jamb and u r complainin of y UNILAG was changed to MAUL...#Godiswatchingu

u dont av startimes let alone DSTV and u r shouting i love BBA...#ow u take dey watch am??

walexydon: u r still writing jamb and u r complainin of y UNILAG was changed to MAUL...#Godiswatchingu

u dont av startimes let alone DSTV and u r shouting i love BBA...#ow u take dey watch am??

lol.....