Who dey panic na? Na the op?

Run! Oath taking to some diety u have no knowledge of, to which u r not in allegiance to will only cause fight of the gods, with you as the casualty.

Run!

A friend of mine just used this as his dp and after small research, I discover it to be true. And to think I have called my Babe this name and have me call her same, not knowing that Bae is Danish for (wait for it) poo!

I guess after this, you'll not wonder again why your partner sometimes behaves like, em, you know, poo.

Chei! Chei again! For a government which claims it is going to dotheright thing to consider an issue of academic qualification in a due process screening of non issue baffles me. Goodluck might not be the best we can get as Nigerians but his alternative seems set in his dictatorial ways.

Nice write up.

Just went to your profile page and saw a million reasons why you will continue to be stalked. Sorry. Maybe you should put PEJ's picture if you don't want the attention.

killuminati:
Is anybody watching and listening to PDP presidential rally right now in Kano? I was shocked to my bone when I heard one man named Jafar who Governor Lamido of Jigawa State said is his boy.. The man (Jafar) came and started saying that Buhari is following Christians to the church to pray that Buhari is not a true Muslim etc. He to the crowd not to vote Buhari cos he has betray Islam. And the same PDP is saying Buhari will Islamise Nigeria. What's really happening?!

If you live in the North, you will understand what is happening.

May 20th bro. Announced by NYSC Corps Marshall last week. No March batch.

These propagandists again...? Stone a presidential convoy? Who born you!

CHANGE disrupted!

Yup! Bought 25litres justt this evening at 87.

Lol. Oya, APCists and Pdpists, make una begin bash una head here.

goodman41:
as a machine operator and d promised to employ me as a full staff b4 the end of dis year.

Bro! That is 12 full months of casual work, by the end of which you would have earned 216,000. Wow! That is poor even for a factory worker.

It is well. I really lack advice to give sef.

Where is the endorsement na? He just spoke about the person. Nairalanders oooo!

goodman41:
I'm a uni graduate engineer . I finished my nysc october last year,after my service i submited my cv to a beverage company through one of their staffs.now, i was asked to start work there as a casual staff with a pay of #18000 monthly . Pls should i go for dis?

Bros, what will you be working as? My experience with such companies tells me that is what They pay the guys that follow their trucks.

With this kain body, d guy still dey homeless and jobless? That one na laziness naa!

BOALAKA:
The Argentine used his hand to control the ball on the way to creating the second goal for Suarez – an incident that should have seen him shown a yellow card...Read more at http://.com/newsthread?thread=187

You obviously didn't watch the match. He got yellow-carded. Bloggers and their half informations!

Meeehn...this piece is looong. with no paragraphs. Full stop self hard to find.

Guy! Space this thing!

bigass:
Week day sex isnt possible I wake up 5 come back by 8 sometimes 9 tired from work. I am usually too tired to have sex. I wont even get turned on. I cant do oral because I feel its dirty and sin. Putting his organ in my mouth isnt not for me I can never do it and I wonder how some women do it.

I believe you came here for some very real advice. If you wanted to preach, you would have chosen a different platform.

Having said that, you had better given this your approach some serious thought. 1st, for your husband to say stuff like that, he views sex as an art, something he truly enjoys. It is an important part of why he married you and to consider that he has weekend sex appointments with you is not only boring and predictable but tasteless. So, for five days a week, you are his room mate (aka guy friend) and then at the weekend, you become his legal sex partner. There is even the possibility that you guys do it once in the weekend. And then there is the weekend you are in your cycle.

Babe! That is just pure torture! And to consider that when you guys get to do it, it is the same tasteless sex will drive any full-blooded man insane!

Sin? You better talk to your pastor whom are you sinning against when you perform orals.

For your information, there are girls out there who will do these stuff for free to land a frustrated husband as theirs.

I would suggest that, while working with the bank, you should get the supply chain certification (which, by the way, is a very good certification).

Once you've gotten it, you have greater leverage.

Don't stay in a job that doesn't give you joy or fulfilment. But, wisdom demands that you shouldn't let go of this current job until you are well equipped (and possibly have an offer) for the next job.

I know that church! It is one of the few heritages in Nigerian history and a very key heritage in ECWA history.

And then there is a Buhari who is busy entering churches in the south and in the east while turning a blind eye on the churches directly under his nose in Katsina.

Goodluck can't do anything because if he intervenes, they will say it's because he is a Christian.

I hate all the politics going on right now!

All of it! On both camps!

Just save this church. We Christians in the North do feel sometimes that we are counted as sheep for the slaughter for the Muslims to plunder and the Christians in other parts of Nigeria to sacrifice.

Surprising to who?

That Kwankwaso is a mad man. But he has good eye for talent!

Tah!

See as Phyno skin just outshine his impostor...dem no twin anything!

Bros. Come and tell us which bank and which branch abeg.

Na small small dem dey take catch snake. If you don't draw boundaries now, this guy will soon start sticking it to you.

In a relationship, a woman has the greatest say about establishable boundaries. Believe me my dear, if you don't do something abt it now, u might come back here seeking for counsel on whether you should keep or abort the pregnancy and other related crimes.

That na ground diving na! E no reach sky.

This is a 2013 article. October to be precise. As much as I don't take sides in all the rubbish that is going on in the name of politics, I hate when people fan hatred and instigate violence with such words.

And then for some fool to go and unearth this article at this very sensitive time just to underscore a cheap political point is just downright demonic.

Support Goodluck or Buhari in your own twisted way but don't drag the lives of innocent Nigerians into it.

This is serious! Brandmuse? Orange Academy?

The guy is gay? And HIV positive? Wow! Life is a biatch!