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I paint vivid pictures when I write a scheme/ and enlighten you dull minds when your light is dim/ I ride your team/ when I try to beef/ hurt those gimmicks/ force queer to run a distance, . . .but once you off the limit/ I'm done with you, bïtch/
christ! I'm bossy, . . . my glory on the hot hill, now I'm climbing the mountain of fire just to redeem it/ four square, christ embassy, mountain of fire, redeem, churches scheme, bïtch!/
my bars so rich even that poor obesem wants to see this/ my verses got delivery/ while yours is spotted in the abortion clinic/
but talk is cheap, kid/ now saw is finished/ cos I'm so fortified/
you talk about guns, now that topic goes on your lines/ you're so off my guy/ cos you've never gripped a gun in your life/. . .
so mathematically speaking, if 7 square up to you. . . you'd never go FOR THE NINE/
that's how yo do your math/ you've never been good, infact/ this dude is wack/ my verse so street, niggas call it cul de sac/
fillers? I'll keep doing that/ just to school you, fåg/ shoot the macs/ i'd rather snatch your pencil, stab you with that/
but if you ever raise up your arms, then you bout to ask a question/
he's fück with a legend, I should teach this fåg a lesson/ do your assignment, this swine wouldn't/ his life ruined/ once he gets strapped with the bomb . . .cos I strike a button & he passes out with the C4 like a bright student!!




I just schooled you, fool

I just caught one of em's hidden plays


from the KING NEVER DIES:


Wouldn't even take shït into consideration Obliterate anyone in the way
I think I see why a lot of rappers get on these features(feet shoes)
and try to show out on a track with me
But it'd actually have to be a fuckin' blow-out to get me to re-tire



now this is what you call DOUBLE-ENTENDRE

hehehehe. . . the ogre gone empty?, now I'm walking out/ I'm done here, if you really want match- you should call me out/

now he says he's dressed to kill, he's tough & active/ he'll bring out the glocks then jack it/ he'll blow my knee cap, his punches classic/ he crush & smack me, cos I'm soft like cotton/ someone tell him to stop the bluffing/ cos if the cat walks up to me, he'll surely get stoned to death, that's how I rock a fashion!!!

you copy schemes, yet you're still lame, you're wack, fool!/ I saw your pics, you're too skinny like you've not eaten for days, you're black too/ plus you've got a basket mouth . . . but your future ain't bright like babes with flat boobs!!!

JigsawKillah:
Mr Caitlyn Jenner!

Stfu!

you love my rap?/ uhh? uhh? you want rematch? uh uh? shut the fück up, brat!/ you're fücking black!!/ you see this armed knight? the sword at hand?/ one swing your head gits SEPERATED from the neck - a replica of your mom & dad/

Deadshotz:
bruce boss. . Hw many bars can u write sire??

10bars, we drop on Sunday

ok?

Dreadful:
007bruce pls clear all these chitchats and restore sanity to this brawl. You are the mod

no one has the button to hide posts but airmark
you started the chit chat now you're complaining
anyways I'm closing this by tomorrow

I lay fine chicks/ hot sluts, your wifey/ but you're sēx-starved, even Roman babes won't say I V/

Dreadful 2 - 0 Geoxpress
more votes pls

https://www.nairaland.com/2497618/future-begins-geoxpress-vs-dreadful#36613629 you guys should vote on this pls.

Airmark
Alexpissu
coogar
danbrowndmf
darkenrebel
dj5naira
elymaxiimus
emaprince
giyazz
gladdys
ibime
iceskidd
jason21
jreyez
kinglahkay
kr0ne
ksslib
limerick
liricyst
obesemf
reygenius
sinizia
slimsin
sokrate
sosiqdude
supermiy
teddybigyanshi
Theprekky


YOUR VOTES PLS

Geoxpress:
ive got p with my mail, bt dont worry, im gon be around.

alright then

Geoxpress:
ive got p with my mail, bt dont worry, im gon be around.

alright then

Geoxpress:
dreadful, waiting for u man

send your verse to me, if you won't be around by 10

ELYMAXiimus:
pharmacist - /fa:məsist/

fam assist - /fam əsist/

you're the one "phorming" here.
We speak british english, stop phorming american accent.

I know that the americans would
pronounce a word like "dark" to rhyme with "hawk". But the british wouldn't.

But even in an american english context, pharmacist is not pronounced phormacist. I dunno where you got ur own pronunciation from.

smh

Ok, you're dopé

Lmao! did you just play Val there's/Valdez?
oh shittt!!

ELYMAXiimus:
mr man go get urself an oxford advanced learners dico. It's what i use.


And dfuck is phormacist?

that same oxford advanced dico told you WATER rhymes with CAUTIOUS now your rhyming rap again with fulscalp impressed? this your accent ehh


and for your information, there ain no CARZOLA in the dictionary so stop forming cos pharmacist is pronounced as phormacist not famassist.

liricyst could go like;
i'm a DOPE HEAD, no one is in form as cyst not even you chemists!

ELYMAXiimus:
KOW!!!














did you just play "kazola" as "cass holla"?


The "crayon" play was nice tho.

if I don't, who will? ;P
make those wordies no dey waste







actually cazorla/cass holla plays... abi you're pronouncing cass as cas? its cazz



and phormacist/fam assist no play!

Supermiy:
magic!....any sacrificial lamb up for battle? ...007bruce thought it was moi vs dreadful ..explanations needed ?

yeah, up next

Dreadful:
I'll drop my verse myself once it's 6pm to avoid complications. Geoxpress I suggest you do same. 6pm it is

alright

..

Deadshotz:
DISS @ DENNIS DIMES
read ur diss at me, buh aint here to diss u bro/ i'l let u go hungry, i wont throw the fist u know/ just saw u can't string tri syllables, so am here to teach u though!!/ so 1st things 1st aint one of those Teens who feel u/ a pal, just aint one of ya kins who kid u/ heard they aint treat u ryt, So punchin u nw i sure as hell i know how it feels to be cruel!/ yeah, against comfort i came soft, no excuse . . Buh i had to be wack just so i know what it means to be u!!/ buh amma Rebel, a robber/ buh am never a pauper/ i've been to hell n back, tryna step in my shoes. . . U'll need the help of a cobbler!!/ i know i been thru shit lately, buh i rose above all the Rope n hurdles/ nw am doin good steady havin ma coke n medals/ buh dime's a real brat . . A wack head/ . . . He'll onli be nick named crack head/ . . when there's a friction with ma broken bottles!!/ u'll get hit by the fist/ Cz am pissed that u're pissed/ abou me on Loki's dick/ just cos u failed n odas did rode his stick/ u wanted him to twich ya nipple, feed u his seeds then command ya like ''dimes, hol this shii??/ play around, hav a gay fest . .?? HOLY SHIT!!/ pause, i should be dissing u. . . Ya name is dimes . . But u aint got a penny . . Renowned self-servicer . . Only has his hands filled when it gets soapy . . Shid!!/ ^^ am on som lux loadid shit/ bou wait a min . . Lets decode this shit/ talk abou that shid. . on my d.p?? U went thru it?? Buh its true , i was onli campaignin for king kong with that blaq pix/ never thot u'll da seen it that quick/ . . i mean it . .so fast . . That quick. Same way u saw, admired n WANKED on jenny's, kemi's n even sophie's pic!!/ its a real fact ryt?/ cz u aint that bright/ cos he's onli accolade is winning tha rg's fyt nyt/. . . but he was onli lucky . . the pussy won 'by the whiskers' . . In that cat fyt!!/ yeah. . I rebutt good. . Saw u wrote about having 'shotz in the air'' . . But this is me tryna Deflect all ur stunts/ cos we'l onli have 'shots in the air' . . As a gun salute. . . . Not from the effect of ur punch!!/ Yall know ryt?? Hw he try hard to sound clever. . . I mean his clever . . Tryna be the elite freestylist/ postin long ass verses as keystyle, after he rehearse it/ but the funny shit's how he tries hard to kick knowledge . . While from davies, to don geo, to miky, even i steady kick asses!!/ its true... . I come with the sickest verse/ with less fillers n wicked meths/. . but check the list of wackoes. . Miky, don geo, sleak, even lumyd . . He is the weakest yet!/ . . Just a look @ his dp u see him, THE BROTHER AT EASE/ in a JOGGER N TEES . . / see tha pics am painting?? His rubbish Fashion sense . . So tell me how will he pose the biggest threat!!/ This woulda been better in a FUCKING DISS THREAD/ rather than read his verse, yall should trekk to COMPTON INSTEAD/ i could keep PUNCHING HIS HEAD/ but that'l be increasing his ''delusions of having a real dad @ home'' . . .Just add heat to the already hydrogen- ladene d air. . And that shit goes 'POPS IN HIS HEAD' !!/ ^^ how abou we talk bou u riding the 'great chuka' ^^ . . Hoping he woulda to poke ya anus. . Thats not a Joke . . U'r henious/ . . we know how it goes. . . Steady doin the reverse cow girl RIDE ON HIM while u WRITE UR HYMM/ . . but thats how u roll . . . We know u cant write good without the Stroke of genius!!/ ^^

this nugga is good! you want a battle?

Freestyle. . .



I make these niggas/ pray to jesus/ each time they read my daily disses/ & crazy scriptures/and the way maxis always CRAY ON this, you'd think he a kid painting pictures/. . .

we was trained to disfigure/ every lazy ninja/ in this game of killers/ & we getting props from em, canibus, nas, drake, meek, miller/ . . . dizaster too, even cass holla like that great midfielder/

I've got more info/ these niggas never been tough, mean, though/ they not good at gripping guns, the glocks, macs, the forty too/ cos when they do, their HANDS SHAKE, hence they fling the METAL like mourinho!!/

I spit to harm/ these niggas, fam/ and not their sister, mum nor they chick & dam/ all I do is send males to hell, satan box is getting spammed/

I flow proper/ off the cuff to dispose paupers/ and last time I KILLED a nigga with the FREES, I got charged with COLD MURDER/

I'm set to light the gas/ and blow up your roof with every life inside/ I'm so sick dude even giyazz can testify to that!!

I ping your mum a lot/ and your sis? I'm still the man she loves/this writer spit fire, even this AUTHOR PEN DRAGON, you'd think I'm the king of cam-e-lot!!/

geoxpress , dreadful abeg no dissapointment. you can send your verses to me bardthought@gmail.com

lalaboi vs tiyazman gone be fun åssholes/ you guys can settle this with just one battle/

Jetjacky:
Guy na August be this na

Thanks, modified.


abeg no comment for that thread again

Geoxpress vs Dreadful a.k.a illness

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer
Rules


- Strictly 12 bars

- Deadline is 6PM (Nigerian time) 4th of August (Tuesday)2015.
- Voting is open to regular members only.

Rules

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.
- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.
- No unnecessary comments in the thread before or after battle
- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defense of your verse please save them for after voting is over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.


- LAST TO CHECK MUST BE FIRST TO DROP!!!

THE FUTURE BEGINS HERE!!!

Geoxpress:
007Bruce, you seen it?

Alright, 12bars on Tuesday.

dumb

Geoxpress:
lol, Bruce.

date? how many bars? I will create the thread once your verses are ready to avoid derailers

make una agree