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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 6:43pm On Jul 09, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Twins.
you sef done turn dj5dollar
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 6:22pm On Jul 09, 2015
mikuz:
18TH PLEASE.
ok anyhow
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 6:22pm On Jul 09, 2015
mikuz:
18TH PLEASE.
ok anyhow
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 2:04pm On Jul 09, 2015
She was frustrated ya joysticks not tasty, 'tis dead/ would rather straf a dog and get rabies instead/ Ya wife renamed you that name 'cos she's never seen a Kat So Selfish n Lazy In Bed/
T.K.O
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:16pm On Jul 08, 2015
cool
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 12:07pm On Jul 08, 2015
mikuz:
LETS MAKE IT, NEXT WEEK SATURDAY.
11th or 18th? I'm confused
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 3:56pm On Jul 07, 2015
Ksslib:
Quick one..
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Am @ the top of the ladder but still... i climb higher/murking gees on the mic.. i rap tigher/
A dragon's nemesis.. hunger games.. i dey catch fire/
The type to surround emcees with petrol.. light fire/ then my goons position all round the circle... thats a barb wire/!!
The thug displays... nigs show appreciation/ I let the lead fly with no agitation/
Only nerds loathe beef.. i aint the type to quickly patch things up like a calibration/
Cos the truth of the situation.. we let bullets 'go round your waist' ...aint no enviromental sanitation/!!
I Bleep babes like i do my battles..hardly pulls out/I treat battles like tight knots.. reason i hardly loose bouts/
A beastly spartan..i badly wound glads/ You agberos need ta seriously chill..cos effortlessly, i calmly bruise touts/ .
And the glock takes out an offender from '18yards' .. now thats a penalty shoot out/!!
Any nigga believing he plays tight/gottabe sipping his lame lies/ Iam he who be giving these gays strife/..
Their throats i be slitting till they die/.... bury em corpses at the airport.. cos like 'harry potters garment' .. I gat 'bodies hidden in plane site'/!!
Lets face it..my concepts..too complex/ I use concepts scatter my lecturer head..till the dude con vex/
Hes a wizard..the witches too, confessed/
My babes pussy too concave..so i touched the right places.. her cl1t 'curved outwards' ... cos guy!! i too 'convex'/!!
See, like madmen having fun..my plays are cray/In combat i let the sword engage dudes.. my blade na g@y/blood gushing outta ya throat..chest...face,rib cage/
My swordsmanship 'reveals too much skin'.. 50 shades of grey/!!
I could be caught inna shoot-out anymoment so iam retiring swords/....... And reviving guns/
Thugs know our weapon always by we side.. its highly loved/
even on the picth....
pistol's tucked in stockings....bullets buried in the captain's arm band.. Fifa calls my team...... the firing squad/!!

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#Raaa#
dope!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 6:40pm On Jul 05, 2015
goshikid:
And who is captainflash? did u see me bearing and taging captain to my nick!
now shut up and google goshikid and see if u'd see any captain as my identity... i came here 2013 so why dnt u check ur captain and see went he came.. now SHUT UP AND MIND UR STUPID NICK OF URS...
lol
EducationRe: Be Sincere... Did You Do This Why In School? by 007Bruce: 3:41pm On Jul 05, 2015
Did you do this why in school? smh
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 3:21pm On Jul 05, 2015
Geoxpress:
You're a Foo.l with a capital F
Even captain flash will bag u, so stfu
¶ captainflash = goshikid
CelebritiesRe: This LARGE Python Was Killed In Epe,lagos….you’d Be Surprised Where It Was FOUND by 007Bruce: 2:52pm On Jul 05, 2015
kestolove95:
u dey catch antelop to put 4 zoo? See meat u sae make dem catch am go put 4 zoo
sorry, what tribe do you belong to?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 1:24pm On Jul 05, 2015
mikuz:
I keep getting mails from my esteemed fans asking about my whererabouts, the messages keep pouring - but I tell them I ll bounce back soon enough. Expect the reappearance of The Achebe of rap; the amanyanabo of lyrics on the parts soon.

Jisie nu ike, Mikuz no unu na azu.

007Bruce wad up!
bro, werrin they sup? you just disappear like airmark
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 1:15pm On Jul 05, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Oga siddoggg i site u "grin"

007bruce nawa for u o,where went u all dis while now? We suppose brawl u jus go like that,u didnt see all ma mentions?
let the tourney end
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 1:14pm On Jul 05, 2015
we still don't expect/ something great from this little pet yet/ you're not a skillful vet, best/ pack your baggage and leave this thread, yes/ cos we can't be compared, even on bed/ cos like his name in past tense. . . I'm always having the 'gee hoe, ex pressed/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:45am On Jul 05, 2015
Possessed by dark forces..., I bang n buck gees/ Move the dope...cos I'ma get rich or die trying like Curtis/ ...My hands all stained but when the cops showed forth...I hid the dirt like black Undies/

hehe
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce:
¤i'm came to ex mkz/ ain no way he's outshining me.... the vet will lose/ cos he could place his foot on an open-sore.... & still wont be a step ahead of Bruce/


¤I came with a friend..... he wants to see the bullets lodged in your body/ his name is Bane, he's armed, short and he's ugly/. . . you know i'm a cool fella.... Diss me . . . but never take shots at ma buddy/ cos if you try to cross Bane way. . . . you'll get popped in makurdi/


¤mø is loser, he only wins when battling the wacks/ cos emöpr and cögr got him dismantled and smacked/ when he prattled he's hard/ & his bout with rebèl shows the seraph dont pray at night.... Cos he couldnt hold a candle to dark/


¤i'm an hungry beast & i swallow foes in a fight/ but i promised not to prey on this homie tonight/
. . . And now i'm taking back my words. . . wont pity the folly swine/ Cos he started saying shíts like he's the best when he flows on the mic/
. . . so call it 007(5)+49.... He's getting ate for boasting he's tight/


¤Our moderator is a foolish tout/ who likes to give silly regulations.... Hoping the rules would count/but they dont. . . cos he gets boo'd by clowns/
And he's like a paraplegic onna wheel chair.... His words never stand & he's always getting pushed around/


I'm smooth with the guns/
Dressed to the nines, got a tech tucked in ma Louis Vuitton/

He thought he's outstanding/ till I let the rounds blast him/
¤Quit telling us about the techs you grip/ how you slaying foes. . . .by popping the shells and clips/ when the only long tool you ever took shots with. . . is the Selfies stick/


¤I'll shoot the grumpy fäg/ in the head, while he cooking something for his hungry dad/ . . .his brain will burst and splash/ & y'all w'd see something yellow in the kitchen - Spongebob at the Krusty Crab/


¤Since you like to yell for back up. . . .rebel and Dj5 should be the men to call/ cos these two would write a nigga off with sick mets & puns/
they say a pen is mightier than a sword.... But i only brought some techs & slugs/ rebel will flee..... When these bullets mutilate 5 sides.... Tell me whats a pen to gun?/


¤i work on my lines & spit crazy flow/ and this has got me stans from Chile to Rome/ but this bìtch never comes up with a masterpiece. . . . cos he's a lazy drone/ so who would be the whöre fan.... If not kids at the motherless babies home/


¤His fb friends said he's a thin nigga with a gigantic head/ he's always hungry.... If he sees you eating. . . . the fäg will beg/ & he knows i launch attack in bouts.... Only reason he sparred this vet/ so the judges should save a life. . . By giving 'M.E, a L'. . . . So he wont starve to death/
LiteratureRe: White Fang by 007Bruce(op): 4:36pm On Jun 24, 2015
The animal was certainly not cinnamon-coloured.  Its coat was the true wolf-coat.  The dominant colour was grey, and yet there was to it a faint reddish hue—a hue that was baffling, that appeared and disappeared, that was more like an illusion of the vision, now grey, distinctly grey, and again giving hints and glints of a vague redness of colour not classifiable in terms of ordinary experience. “Looks for all the world like a big husky sled-dog,” Bill said.  “I wouldn’t be s’prised to see it wag its tail.” “Hello, you husky!” he called.  “Come here, you whatever-your-name-is.” “Ain’t a bit scairt of you,” Henry laughed. Bill waved his hand at it threateningly and shouted loudly; but the animal betrayed no fear.  The only change in it that they could notice was an accession of alertness.  It still regarded them with the merciless wistfulness of hunger.  They were meat, and it was hungry; and it would like to go in and eat them if it dared. “Look here, Henry,” Bill said, unconsciously lowering his voice to a whisper because of what he imitated.  “We’ve got three cartridges.  But it’s a dead shot.  Couldn’t miss it.  It’s got away with three of our dogs, an’ we oughter put a stop to it.  What d’ye say?” Henry nodded his consent.  Bill cautiously slipped the gun from under the sled-lashing.  The gun was on the way to his shoulder, but it never got there.  For in that instant the she-wolf leaped sidewise from the trail into the clump of spruce trees and disappeared. The two men looked at each other.  Henry whistled long and comprehendingly. “I might have knowed it,” Bill chided himself aloud as he replaced the gun.  “Of course a wolf that knows enough to come in with the dogs at feedin’ time, ’d know all about shooting-irons.  I tell you right now, Henry, that critter’s the cause of all our trouble.  We’d have six dogs at the present time, ’stead of three, if it wasn’t for her.  An’ I tell you right now, Henry, I’m goin’ to get her.  She’s too smart to be shot in the open.  But I’m goin’ to lay for her.  I’ll bushwhack her as sure as my name is Bill.” “You needn’t stray off too far in doin’ it,” his partner admonished.  “If that pack ever starts to jump you, them three cartridges’d be wuth no more’n three whoops in hell.  Them animals is damn hungry, an’ once they start in, they’ll sure get you, Bill.” They camped early that night.  Three dogs could not drag the sled so fast nor for so long hours as could six, and they were showing unmistakable signs of playing out.  And the men went early to bed, Bill first seeing to it that the dogs were tied out of gnawing-reach of one another. But the wolves were growing bolder, and the men were aroused more than once from their sleep.  So near did the wolves approach, that the dogs became frantic with terror, and it was necessary to replenish the fire from time to time in order to keep the adventurous marauders at safer distance. “I’ve hearn sailors talk of sharks followin’ a ship,” Bill remarked, as he crawled back into the blankets after one such replenishing of the fire.  “Well, them wolves is land sharks.  They know their business better’n we do, an’ they ain’t a-holdin’ our trail this way for their health.  They’re goin’ to get us.  They’re sure goin’ to get us, Henry.” “They’ve half got you a’ready, a-talkin’ like that,” Henry retorted sharply.  “A man’s half licked when he says he is.  An’ you’re half eaten from the way you’re goin’ on about it.” “They’ve got away with better men than you an’ me,” Bill answered. “Oh, shet up your croakin’.  You make me all-fired tired.” Henry rolled over angrily on his side, but was surprised that Bill made no similar display of temper.  This was not Bill’s way, for he was easily angered by sharp words.  Henry thought long over it before he went to sleep, and as his eyelids fluttered down and he dozed off, the thought in his mind was: “There’s no mistakin’ it, Bill’s almighty blue.  I’ll have to cheer him up to-morrow.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by 007Bruce: 11:58am On Jun 24, 2015
sosiqdude:
Thanks for your vote bro. . . I really appreciate your great support grin
me sef vote oo
LiteratureRe: White Fang by 007Bruce(op): 11:39am On Jun 23, 2015
Look at that, Bill,” Henry whispered. Full into the firelight, with a stealthy, sidelong movement, glided a doglike animal.  It moved with commingled mistrust and daring, cautiously observing the men, its attention fixed on the dogs.  One Ear strained the full length of the stick toward the intruder and whined with eagerness. “That fool One Ear don’t seem scairt much,” Bill said in a low tone. “It’s a she-wolf,” Henry whispered back, “an’ that accounts for Fatty an’ Frog.  She’s the decoy for the pack.  She draws out the dog an’ then all the rest pitches in an’ eats ’m up.” The fire crackled.  A log fell apart with a loud spluttering noise.  At the sound of it the strange animal leaped back into the darkness. “Henry, I’m a-thinkin’,” Bill announced. “Thinkin’ what?” “I’m a-thinkin’ that was the one I lambasted with the club.” “Ain’t the slightest doubt in the world,” was Henry’s response. “An’ right here I want to remark,” Bill went on, “that that animal’s familyarity with campfires is suspicious an’ immoral.” “It knows for certain more’n a self-respectin’ wolf ought to know,” Henry agreed.  “A wolf that knows enough to come in with the dogs at feedin’ time has had experiences.” “Ol’ Villan had a dog once that run away with the wolves,” Bill cogitates aloud.  “I ought to know.  I shot it out of the pack in a moose pasture over ‘on Little Stick.  An’ Ol’ Villan cried like a baby.  Hadn’t seen it for three years, he said.  Ben with the wolves all that time.” “I reckon you’ve called the turn, Bill.  That wolf’s a dog, an’ it’s eaten fish many’s the time from the hand of man.” “An if I get a chance at it, that wolf that’s a dog’ll be jes’ meat,” Bill declared.  “We can’t afford to lose no more animals.” “But you’ve only got three cartridges,” Henry objected. “I’ll wait for a dead sure shot,” was the reply. In the morning Henry renewed the fire and cooked breakfast to the accompaniment of his partner’s snoring. “You was sleepin’ jes’ too comfortable for anything,” Henry told him, as he routed him out for breakfast.  “I hadn’t the heart to rouse you.
Bill began to eat sleepily.  He noticed that his cup was empty and started to reach for the pot.  But the pot was beyond arm’s length and beside Henry. “Say, Henry,” he chided gently, “ain’t you forgot somethin’?” Henry looked about with great carefulness and shook his head.  Bill held up the empty cup. “You don’t get no coffee,” Henry announced. “Ain’t run out?” Bill asked anxiously. “Nope.” “Ain’t thinkin’ it’ll hurt my digestion?” “Nope.” A flush of angry blood pervaded Bill’s face. “Then it’s jes’ warm an’ anxious I am to be hearin’ you explain yourself,” he said. “Spanker’s gone,” Henry answered. Without haste, with the air of one resigned to misfortune Bill turned his head, and from where he sat counted the dogs. “How’d it happen?” he asked apathetically. Henry shrugged his shoulders.  “Don’t know.  Unless One Ear gnawed ’m loose.  He couldn’t a-done it himself, that’s sure.” “The darned cuss.”  Bill spoke gravely and slowly, with no hint of the anger that was raging within.  “Jes’ because he couldn’t chew himself loose, he chews Spanker loose.” “Well, Spanker’s troubles is over anyway; I guess he’s digested by this time an’ cavortin’ over the landscape in the bellies of twenty different wolves,” was Henry’s epitaph on this, the latest lost dog.  “Have some coffee, Bill.” But Bill shook his head. “Go on,” Henry pleaded, elevating the pot. Bill shoved his cup aside.  “I’ll be ding-dong-danged if I do.  I said I wouldn’t if ary dog turned up missin’, an’ I won’t.” “It’s darn good coffee,” Henry said enticingly. But Bill was stubborn, and he ate a dry breakfast washed down with mumbled curses at One Ear for the trick he had played. “I’ll tie ’em up out of reach of each other to-night,” Bill said, as they took the trail.
They had travelled little more than a hundred yards, when Henry, who was in front, bent down and picked up something with which his snowshoe had collided.  It was dark, and he could not see it, but he recognised it by the touch.  He flung it back, so that it struck the sled and bounced along until it fetched up on Bill’s snowshoes. “Mebbe you’ll need that in your business,” Henry said. Bill uttered an exclamation.  It was all that was left of Spanker—the stick with which he had been tied. “They ate ’m hide an’ all,” Bill announced.  “The stick’s as clean as a whistle.  They’ve ate the leather offen both ends.  They’re damn hungry, Henry, an’ they’ll have you an’ me guessin’ before this trip’s over.” Henry laughed defiantly.  “I ain’t been trailed this way by wolves before, but I’ve gone through a whole lot worse an’ kept my health.  Takes more’n a handful of them pesky critters to do for yours truly, Bill, my son.” “I don’t know, I don’t know,” Bill muttered ominously. “Well, you’ll know all right when we pull into McGurry.” “I ain’t feelin’ special enthusiastic,” Bill persisted. “You’re off colour, that’s what’s the matter with you,” Henry dogmatised.  “What you need is quinine, an’ I’m goin’ to dose you up stiff as soon as we make McGurry.” Bill grunted his disagreement with the diagnosis, and lapsed into silence.  The day was like all the days.  Light came at nine o’clock.  At twelve o’clock the southern horizon was warmed by the unseen sun; and then began the cold grey of afternoon that would merge, three hours later, into night. It was just after the sun’s futile effort to appear, that Bill slipped the rifle from under the sled-lashings and said: “You keep right on, Henry, I’m goin’ to see what I can see.” “You’d better stick by the sled,” his partner protested.  “You’ve only got three cartridges, an’ there’s no tellin’ what might happen.” “Who’s croaking now?” Bill demanded triumphantly. Henry made no reply, and plodded on alone, though often he cast anxious glances back into the grey solitude where his partner had disappeared.  An hour later, taking advantage of the cut-offs around which the sled had to go, Bill arrived.
They’re scattered an’ rangin’ along wide,” he said: “keeping up with us an’ lookin’ for game at the same time.  You see, they’re sure of us, only they know they’ve got to wait to get us.  In the meantime they’re willin’ to pick up anything eatable that comes handy.” “You mean they think they’re sure of us,” Henry objected pointedly. But Bill ignored him.  “I seen some of them.  They’re pretty thin.  They ain’t had a bite in weeks I reckon, outside of Fatty an’ Frog an’ Spanker; an’ there’s so many of ’em that that didn’t go far.  They’re remarkable thin.  Their ribs is like wash-boards, an’ their stomachs is right up against their backbones.  They’re pretty desperate, I can tell you.  They’ll be goin’ mad, yet, an’ then watch out.” A few minutes later, Henry, who was now travelling behind the sled, emitted a low, warning whistle.  Bill turned and looked, then quietly stopped the dogs.  To the rear, from around the last bend and plainly into view, on the very trail they had just covered, trotted a furry, slinking form.  Its nose was to the trail, and it trotted with a peculiar, sliding, effortless gait.  When they halted, it halted, throwing up its head and regarding them steadily with nostrils that twitched as it caught and studied the scent of them. “It’s the she-wolf,” Bill answered. The dogs had lain down in the snow, and he walked past them to join his partner in the sled.  Together they watched the strange animal that had pursued them for days and that had already accomplished the destruction of half their dog-team. After a searching scrutiny, the animal trotted forward a few steps.  This it repeated several times, till it was a short hundred yards away.  It paused, head up, close by a clump of spruce trees, and with sight and scent studied the outfit of the watching men.  It looked at them in a strangely wistful way, after the manner of a dog; but in its wistfulness there was none of the dog affection.  It was a wistfulness bred of hunger, as cruel as its own fangs, as merciless as the frost itself. It was large for a wolf, its gaunt frame advertising the lines of an animal that was among the largest of its kind. “Stands pretty close to two feet an’ a half at the shoulders,” Henry commented.  “An’ I’ll bet it ain’t far from five feet long.” “Kind of strange colour for a wolf,” was Bill’s criticism.  “I never seen a red wolf before.  Looks almost cinnamon to me.
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by 007Bruce: 11:08am On Jun 23, 2015
i vote sosiqdude
Cc: Nljega
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 10:16am On Jun 23, 2015
tongue
Pundad:
Whatever mehn. Ain't gonna argue jack with you.
tongue
Rap BattlesRe: Bragging Right!!! (oldschool Vs Newschool) •• Mailmalc Vs Giyazz •• by 007Bruce: 10:12am On Jun 23, 2015
gottoboy:
Thank you, Jaare!
damu ba shi. yaya dai?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 1:24am On Jun 23, 2015
Limerick:
you aint gat my point kid...I can add more effizzy to my stuffs as many times as I want and still maim you with em.
buh
thing is u effing recycled my shiit and dissed me with it like you were under a curse... now explain:
I'm waiting..
go and sleep


nigga so ugly he had to upload another man's picture on his profile. smh
Rap BattlesRe: Bragging Right!!! (oldschool Vs Newschool) •• Mailmalc Vs Giyazz •• by 007Bruce: 12:26am On Jun 23, 2015
KingHenryVIII:
Wordplay - G'yaz
Metaphors - G'yaz
Flow - G'yaz
Rhyme - G'yaz
Punchlines - G'yaz
Personal - G'yaz
Opener - G'yaz
Really surprised and shocked seeing people that call theirselves vets and claim they know about textceeing giving this to Mailmac. You are either biased or don't know shitt about textceeing, this be why I quit textbattling years back. Posting this on facebook to get reviews from real vets, sick of kids claiming they are rap heads but don't know jack!!!
shut up!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 12:23am On Jun 23, 2015
Pundad:
I go wound am for brawl..go ahead, set it up/he won't even dare script stuff/ even the guy dey respect me joor/ cos that Lhiricyst guy nor follow at all...non-sequitur!/ grin
you know you're liricyst.. stop playing around.
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by 007Bruce: 10:37pm On Jun 22, 2015
In what voice? undecided

you're a bïtch lina/ I'm a rich nigga/ zero hoe would fück you if I give you the mid-finger/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 10:21pm On Jun 22, 2015
Pundad:
Wrong one/....e can pain, emeeeee! the sound when my tongue scorn/ you could have caught me if you hung on/ to the right path..but you chose to pick wrongturn! cheesy
Liricyst undecided
Rap BattlesRe: Bragging Right!!! (oldschool Vs Newschool) •• Mailmalc Vs Giyazz •• by 007Bruce: 9:22pm On Jun 22, 2015
Wrongturn dude, where have you been?

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