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Dreadful:
Waheva happened to my account but Illness is back dreadful !!!!
Open fucking call out who's up? 16lines

you're welcome..

supermiy, you've got match - dreadful a.k.a illness vs supermiy

shall I set it up?

Lol. . . ain' brawling no biter

Bars:
Bruce awfar?

8 bars abeg. we can post anytme

the cypher should hit the FP

liricyst:
resent it...said he can't find it

Lol... that verse must be demonic

kr0ne, what of liricyst verse?

retardēd chipmunks

Bars:
No be 6bars?

10 bars abeg
finish up

Bars:
Na wen we go dwp mr.moimoi?

how many bars sef?

ELYMAXiimus:
Btw, darkenedrebel, has awarded me the prize sum of 10K for emerging the champ. Of the holocaust tourney!


Kr0ne, we no see those sponsors again na,... Tell them we will sue them if they don't fulfill their promise

wey my share?

airmark, I think kr0ne's been banned.

kr0ne:
Send your verse to me na. Na today o.

check your mail

see Bruce is a nice writer/ who freestyled life bars/ in five cyphers/. . . its shocking like a life wire/ but the truth is I'm always dropping off the top, a skydiver/
I'm so hot I burn overnight like a camp fire/ so hot I torch you nigga, when I spit the frees/ I radiate heat from vietnam to phillipines/
Efe is a bïtch, he has a dïck between his lips/ so if he says he's hot, he's simply a girl on fire. . . . Alicia Keys/
so sing for me/ we all know why you weren't featured in that kings tourney/ then you'd always show up to congratulate döpe heads, mehn that shïts funny/
I'll piss on D/ you can come to the ring with that your big nose. . . you won't smell the Victory/
your verses getting no more like , but you can keep dropping/ but this would be the last frees from me/
cos if its beef you want, I gat it but I won't give it to you, cos you're still that big dummy/ who struggled to eat up a piece of meat/

Kr0ne, what about the cypher?

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ELYMAXiimus:
mmmmmm. Sweet!

sweet like moi moi

you sef drop something

Freestyle. . .


its been long i wrote a word on this board/ now I'm back to spark up this plug/ forced to retort/
cause what y'all be dropping sucks like a new born/
& when someone pops up to drop a cool verse/
you ignore with remorse/ & applaud the weak ones/ cos they been here for long, that shït hurts/
enough of these words/ I'm about to go odd on these bars/
fück that kid BARS/ who loves to fight for nothing/
I rhyme the hardest/ my style is foreign/
don't try to copy/look kid, I'll plant a ?? inside your tommy/
then strike a button/ have that shït run out of BARS like Michael scotfield/
prison break shït/ really hate it/ when Dj5naira's being rated/ you're a weakling, face it!/ a dumb profound, bïtch/
you should drop the crown, D!/ cos when I jump and bounce in/ I'll proof to y'all I flow heavily, & run this boundary/ and its sure I'm gonna drown D/
And if 5naira gets WASHED UP in the ring. . . its not MONEY LAUNDERING!!!




peace out!

drop it! fück you, bïtch/ you're boring, never been tough with it/ After performing, niggas applaud Bruce' wits/ while you get stoned, singing . . . call it rock music!/

continued..

...bended straw/ At the waffle house/ waffle mouth/ ut if you don't like what I'm talking about/ then block
me out/
Just then Foxy Brown,/ walks up and knocks me down/
Kicks me and socks me, ow/ Apparently still mad over what i said last year/
On that Vegas track, I just look stupid and stand there/ And try to act like I can't hear/
What? Sorry dear, but I think Pam Grier/ just stuck a
tampon in my damn ear/
That's when my man Denaun Porter ran behind/ me to
pantomime/
That if you wanna kick his ass, stand in line/
Hands is down my pants as I fantasize/ taking advantage
Of Brandy/ and Janet by grabbing/ my Spanish Fly/
Like a blind Hispanic guy/ with his zipper stuck/Give a fück,/ it's all part of my grand design/
To get Amanda Bynes/ to come and fücking blow me like
a dandelion/
Better watch your step, you 'bout to cross an outlandish
mine/
I'm what you get if Aaron Hernandez rhymed/
So stand aside/ unless you plan to find/ out how handy I
am/ with a branding iron/ Bleep talking clear/ so you all can hear/ I'd rather rap like a fucking auctioneer/ Bleep around and walk from here/ to the Southpaw premier/ Get on Paul's back, rapping Paul Revere/
So call me queer,/ cause I'm always weird/
So praise a Genius,/ hope this don't get taken out of text
But Hillary, I promise to wipe my server clean if you face
subpoenas/
Got a name that speaks for itself like Anthony Weiner/
Hands in between/ my pants in a theater,/ jacking my
meat/
A fan of Trina,/ Angelina,/ and Christina/ and Serena/ and
Selena/
Scarlett Johansson,/ Tiffani Amber Thiessen/
Give me a damn good reason/ and not wanna slip an Ambien in the Cappuccino/ And try to have a 3-sum with Janet Reno/
I'm bleeped worse/ than Donald Trump/ On Lexapro/ in Mexico/ across from/ a Texaco/ in McDonald's drunk/
Broke and out of gas, busted water pump/
Getting fondled up/ by Ronald, feeling him on his rump/ Oh yeah, and me and Alyssa Milano hump/
We do
Bringing the horror to emcees/ like the aura of the Run
DMC/ fedora/
Addidas and Diadoras/ but I need at least three to four of/
those Rita Oras/
In a four seater Taurus/ but tell them my face is the best
seat in the house/
I’ll let them bleed in my mouth/ while I’m eating them out/
(that’s disgusting, ow Jesus)

kr0ne:
It's too large o. View it on pc and see.

Ok, use the one you uploaded.

Limerick:
and the irony of it all is I'm always online

who won that king kong contest

[Verse: Eminem (Paul Rosenberg/Sway)]


Let's take them back to the future (bars)/Bars, like Paul Rosenberg/
The small frozen turd/ (don't censor me man)

Alright look, I had class, I just got expelled/I excelled at nothing in school
So if you're tryna test my patience it just failed/But King Mathers, I still get hailed/ So call me sire, like I exhaled/ After I had a deep ass breath held/I get swell,/ that'll make my size double XL/

So kiss your highness's hinded ass/While I'm trying to stretch, it's/ time to exercise/I'm flexing,/ isometrics/
Twice the reps 'til/ I get extra-sized/And set my bi's and pecs and/ triceps on fire/ Cause I'm coming out guns blazing
Like flaming pythons, my suggestion/ is parental
discretion/
Be advised, due to this mental aggression/ We advise you to back up, like Byron Leftwich/I'm infectious,/ I rhyme like I got a sinus infection/ A virus, I'm congested/ and I just ingested/
Five Allegras/ but the side effects from/ these anti-depressants/;that tryna mess with/ my mind I'm a regular Hyde and Jekyll/ White with freckles but I silence hecklers/
You might wanna head for the fire exits/I'm coming through like a wrecking ball You would swear I think highly/ of Miley/
And I respect her,/ the way I backhand her/


Excuse my French, Montana,/ but I am worried about nutting
God damn it,/ I'm a sexist,/ I drive a Lexus/ Textses out of her mind and I'm in Texas/ With a chainsaw, wait, what did I forget this/ Time, oh, my machetes getting/ upset, he/ said
He was ready/ for me to come get him/ from inside the
shed It/ was time, he's restless/
He wants to make blood shed like a storage unit/ But before I do it,/
let me think this through
Cause if I behead this/ bitch then I'd be headless/


*slurping noise*
Mic check, one/, two
I ain't barely/ check the/ mic just yet/
And I just sweared/ like twice as many times
In less/ than ninety seconds/
Than Andrew fucking Dice/ ever did in his fucking life/
But I guess I'm expected/ to make these kinds of violent
records/ It's why I keep rhyming reckless/
[b[Bleep it, I[/b]/ swear, like a diamond necklace/
Since freestyling over phone tap, my line's connected/
With rhymes that kept in/ touch with the fans, that's why
the more bars, the better my reception/
And I give a Bleep about sales, and Bleep pop, I don't even
like refreshments/
Cindy Crawford tryna fend /me off/ with a bendy straw /
.....

Bars:
done.!!!

you dey vex oo...
we post on Tuesday

thanks Giyazz.. kr0ne, you can use this for Hermes

GIYAZZ:
Kr0ne, 39 kb

https://fbcdn-photos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/11796231_1442054512788631_1666189073434080768_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=f26e6f5ff96b9118588a47dc75e518ac&oe=56120164&__gda__=1444418868_57eac117a589b67324c4014c58d2df90

abeg help me upload this hermes ..

http://elfinspell.com/images/HermesSeatedC.jpg

nawaoo why this image no dey load

kr0ne, use this for Hermes

Alexpissu:
Krone , 8bars will make more sense instead of 6bars.

we already agreed on 6 bars & six it is.

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I spit with power/ eat devour/ kids & cowards/ with wits in hours/ I'm super man Imagine my cape waving while standing on the eiffel tower/

Bars:
am ever ready...weneva u are!!!!

Shuld I start penin?

holla when you're done