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The flower shop delivered a bouquet of roses to me Saturday.
woke up Sunday and cooked better rice ,stew and green beans.
came back from church and had dinner
later that night,dressed up real good and went on a date with this hot man that I've known a while who sent the flowers
came home close to midnight with him and set the bedroom on fire with Lionel Richie and commodores playing in the background


_{did I mention the mystery man was my husband}?

Abu Zola:
Stop saying this u this woman. This is the same thing armed robber and fornicator say after perpetrating their act. God ve mercy

Since this is a thread about coming clean,tell us
Have you ever fornicated?
yes or No
are you still a virgin?
did you fornicate with a dog or an a$$ (donkey) since you folks sometimes prefer domestic animals
Mr Islam keeps me pure
How are we not sure you don't have little girls chained to your bed since most of your Islamic thinking is about $ex

Abu Zola:
Ohsisi is on fire, wey water, wey water.

The romance and sexuality section speak for itself that xtrians are perverted fornicators/adulterers. Plus ashawo

And how do you know they are Christians?
Christianity is not the opposite of Islam,ode
BTW,what are you doing reading and looking at the ashawos you perverted twerp!
Is it not your brothers in somalia that are lining up woman and feeling their private areas for bras at allah's command?
take care of the fungating abscesses at your end
Your Islam stinks from all corners,very deadly too.
Go think on that solid fact

bawomolo:
that's what the thread is about, being an attention LovePeddler. Posters like kobojunkie have tried to keep their identities/gender secret without this amount of showboating and desperado.

Who gives a sheeet if you want to leave the forum as if we would lose sleep if you stop posting? this didn't warrant a thread.

aww how convenient, confession sunday christians.

He realized his error, and you're still neck deep in yours
now who is a more noble human?

Muslims are the most perverted creature son earth
Mohammed spent almost all of his ministry dissecting and analyzing the bermuda triangles of women even right to his death.
As that poison worked it's way into his blood stream,he had a curse on his lips while his head was on the bosom of his child bride
54 year old agbaiya wey no get shame
molesting a 6 year old girls and having hard-ons over a crawling baby. Thank God he kicked the bucket before molesting that one
Do you want the hadiths to support my claim?

It's irritating when Muslims accuse cChristians of fornication when their own most noble example was a r@pist and a pedophile

Abu Zola:
Ohsisi and her dance of shame. He repented. Abajo christian keep fornicating and duping foreigner (yahoo) and later come and say am born again. Oh jesus carried away our sins. Ohohoho lmao

Like the thieving rulers of Nigeria who have been muslims
The fornicating alhajis who can't keep their babariga down
The women in hijab who are specialists at blow jobs and anals because they want to remain virgins and the ones who reconstruct their hymen in the middle East and west
Have you also forgotten that according to google,the Muslim nations lead in google search for intimacy online?
And that prostitution is a valid trade for the abandoned wives in Muslim nations
Tell us how little 5 year old girls in Kano and Kaduna end up with STD's if not your perverted muslim men who fantasize about infants like their perverted prophet.
Bunch of loonies.

Analytical:
[b]
Mavenbox, I must say I am so disappointed! Ordinarily, it wouldn't have mattered anything as you won't be the first to so change your gender. But it becomes serious when a professing christian deliberately deceived others by not just telling a lie, but living in it for so long and then coming out with a confession that is void of any repentance (godly sorrow).

What this has done is to smear your character and integrity. Just read the posts with a sober mind, from Abuzola's to Deep Sight's and others' to see what I am saying. You may just have lost your testimony and a good ground to be a true witness.[/b]If you are really sorry, you will take the posts and criticisms, learn your lessons and and be a better representative of Christ. It doesn't really matter whether offline, online or anonymous- a christian should be a christian.

God bless.

Absolute rubbish!
he erred
He felt bad
He repented for the deception
end of story.

Say anything Biafra and the usual ugly baboons of Nigeria crawl out of under their rocks to talk rubbish.
Are we surprised?

toba:
Very soon they shall begin to stone themselves anually in their hajj,until they re all wiped out from d surface of d earth insha Allah

Alaahu wakban!

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Happy valentines day to my sweetheart.
This is the one we'll play all day today.
Sexy men serenading you and I
First let's go to Church and worship.

TV01:
Abi 0! It took me all of one post to figure that out.

He, she or it, no surprise I always had you down as a dickhead!

Please do yourself a favour and piss off back there. If you remain here you’ll forever carry the stench of the thoroughly discredited like lady-boy Pilgrim.1/Viaro.
I blame these butt-wipes. I also doubt they actually exist. Popular on Nairaland indeed! Another one whose presence provided mostly nuisance value and mistook volume/lenght of output with acclaim. Why on earth does this section draw those of doubtful provenance?

Not just self-important, but also delusional. Abeg, comot!


^{Oya, take your beating like a man – but then again!}

Please my dear can you throw a little light on the highlighted above

abuzzy, you want to add TPIA to your harem?

1 Corinthians 6:16
For, as it is written, “The two will become one flesh.”

Eph 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior.

I cor 7:2

But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband.

mark 10:8

And[b] the two [/b] shall become one flesh.’ So they are no[b] longer two [/b] but one flesh.

Eph 5:31

Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and hold fast to[b] his wife[/b], and the two shall become one flesh.”

Gen 2:24 Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to[b] his wife[/b], and they shall become one flesh

agabaI23:
Bia Osiso, abeg leave me alone o. Make you no put sand for my Garri! Tell papa say I go find my own wife! I think I have seen her anyway

These abroad girls are not good for you
come back to Umuofia we have nice submissive girls with home training that will fit you.
we don't want any of these open eye, ajakaja,oku enu, lagos girls to deceive you.
let me tell papa what you said anyway
It looks like you've forgotten our culture
If anything happens to papa, maka Chukwu, we won't forgive you

Abu Zola:
Interesting ! Ogaga pls come and here something ooo, osisi said a man with two wives is an adulterer which include Abraham, solomon, david and moses. Chai. Christians are mad o

Moses,Abraham and david were mere men who did not always do what God wanted of them.

One man one wife
a man shall cleave unto his wife not wives says the Bible
That's why God gave Adam Eve not Eve,aishatu and halimatu.
That was God's plan and it hasn't changed.

Abu Zola:
Lol, she is a jealous woman. She will commit suicide if her husband marry 2nd wife, trust me

so a jealous woman is one who frowns at her husband being an adulterer?

and when exactly is kobojunkie going to finally declare her bust size?

agaba this is 2010
you still dey here dey find valentine
please come home let's find you a wife
everyone is worried
The family asked me to deliver this message to you.

From the squalor to the power outage to the hungry looking inhabitants to the suffer suffer, to the overcrowding, to the crime,how Lagos no go top the list

Someone forwarded this to my inbox.
Enjoy.



[size=16pt]He who has ears let him hear…………………….!

IN YOUR OWN INTEREST:

No matter the position you are offered in ANY
organization
If your deputy is named "Goodluck”, please
decline, 

Even if it is UN SEC GEN OR HEAD OF THE AFRICAN UNION
in your own interest decline o,
in case you think am joking:

-Goodluck was assistant head boy in pry school, the head boy got expelled, he took over

- Goodluck was assistant senior prefect in secondary school, the senior prefect died, Goodluck took over

- Goodluck was deputy local govt chairman, the chairman got implicated in corruption and got removed from office, Goodluck took over

-Goodluck was deputy governor to
Alameiseigha, we all know that story

-Goodluck was vice to Yar adua :PERICADIATIS!
you may say its coincidence, na you know O!!!

a friend of mine just called off his church wedding
why? his bestman was named Goodluck
he is insisting that all that will occur is traditional wedding, 
i don talk my own o……….!!! [/size]

CHIMSKY:
Ohisi,Call me wot u like.I've made my point

Keep dipping your lollipop in every hole you find
You'll soon some  emerge with some nyamanyama things that premier soap and lux cannot wash off.
na dat time eye go clear you
hopefully your wife will have enough  sense and evidence to desert you before you giam wetin you carry

Has abuzzy heeded the call of matrydom yet?

CHIMSKY:
There are several sides to this issue.Look,lets not kid ourselves.I attended a workshop on prostitution once,and I told them point blank,that as long as poverty and hardship remains ,promiscuity will continue to thrive.

I am married and once dated a single girl.She loved the money and made herself available.Even when I told her I was married and we ought to stop ,she still continued to insist on still banging me.So please ladies dont take the moral high ground.The truth is life is hard and lots of ladies feel that if for 10 minutes of work they can satisfy their economic needs,why not ?You love the money and  what it can buy u.

So you're a p!mp

Ala owerre le le nu meeeeeee
Emeka shi ya nyem heart attack n'abali a
Kedu kwanu picture Ikenegbu layout ebe anyi no to obere agboghobia
ebe umu boys n'umu girls no mee onwe ha many things

Unu g'egbu kwa nmadu
Aloy Nwanne m
i shi k'iwere kpa gbuo nmanu ugbu ugbu?

don't even know if my exes are dead or alive
that chapter is closed

maybe to pour some otapia pia in the food