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~Sauron~:
That arse looks DIRTY.

what do you mean by this?

Some of us are curvilicious and loving it.
no shame whatsoever
@ the poster,chin up and keep on strutting

Chiogo as your auntie, I am very proud of you.
Keep on reaching for the sky
I'm sure your mommy is very proud.
So you are from Hyde Park area
I used to work in Roslindale/Dedham area
I know how I feel at those award ceremonies to see my kids up there with the best of them.
A mother's proudest moment indeed.
Don't let anything stop you, girl
God's speed

I went to FGGC somewhere.
We had so many girls with owu mmiri aka ogbanje spirit that'll be talking to people only them could see and sometimes they acted so crazy
I was so scared of these chicks and there were quite a number of these girls.
The funny thing is that some of these girls are now married and some to very prominent Nigerians while some are very popular themselves.
Names many of you will recognize
I just wonder if their demons were ever cast out or the ogbanje was just an excuse for them to go home

platinumnk:
LOL 45 . . age doesnt scare me, I actually have other priorities

take your time jor
and make sure to get the right one
the number of lunatics out there is astounding
The number of men with loose nuts dey uncountable
I hope you're not a nurse ,Nigerian men in the USA have been known to use their wife's meat for peppersoup

Thank God for Banom.
May the Lord's face shine upon him continually
Amen

olafolarin:
We definitely dont need to turn this into another tribal war.UNILORIN is the best in Nigeria from the ratings.
Personally,I cant doubt the rating because i visited the school sometime in 1995 and from my experience on those visits,their engineering faculty amongst others is 1st class.
I graduated from UNILAG and still holds the school in high esteem but UNILORIN and O.A.U had and still have a very wholly educational environment.

His name is becomecraze

platinumnk:
Bookmarked for later reading


But its not by force to marry a Nigerian

did anyone say so?
_{don't let those uncircumcized philistines white boys deceive you}

4 Play:


This thread is hilarious

4 Play:
@Ohsisi

That's Method Man's picture that you posted, that's not becomrich.

That is becomerich
I have solid proof

I even have oybs picture too
and mccrackles

here is our dude

I still remember when him and his maps first came into nairaland, I think that was in 2007 as nigeria1 and we were all like
what is this?
I even have his picture
the guy is handsome o
that is the only thing good about him
He has fine facial features
maybe the most handsome dude on this site.
make I find the foto,you people will be amazed

Sunny_bobo:
Which of his mutations are you referring to??

Is it Becomrich, becomrich, becomerich, beccomerich, becoomerich, becomricche etc. not mentioning Egwuofor, tayo4life, thisglobe2002 etc! Anyways, I suspect it to be a trojan virus

You must not know that he started as nigeria1, nigeriaone, nigeria.1 etc before morphing into the becomes

becomricch:
another reason why ilorin would be on top is the classroom sometime were far from the hostel. so if you have to walk for 30 minutes or more to get to class, you are better off staying there to read, until you are ready to sleep. Many carry pillow to classroom at that time, because you had no choice. The pillow were not to sleep with but to sit on, since walking back would take 30 minutes or more. You are always prepared to remain there all day.

They sit for more than 12 hours that why they need the pillow for thier Asss

You need a nutcracker

becomricch:
Or do you want me to post UNN from google earth for you to see, that it is small. Ask anyone that ever went to the university of ilorin. We cant aford to make trouble with the govt at that time because it means you have to walk along way, when the army boy block the gate.

Get thee behind me becomerich
I take Okija diocese beg you
please keep the google maps to yourself this night

platinumnk:
She commited Sucide today
She commited sucide today

Where was I?
So concerned with dillies
and dallies

Why wasnt I listening to the
silent cries
from inside?
Now im crying
Because today
She commited Sucide

Was it the missed call I didnt return
Or the the lending
of which she did not earn

People questioning
Far and wide
Why
Did she commit sucide

The attention now
too late
I sit and ponder

Why darling why?
Why did you have to forcefully close your eyes?
Borrow mine
You didnt have to die

Darling there is hope for tommorow!
You left us . .
in so much sorrow

Hopefully this pain will
ease and slide
But today
My best friend
commited suicide.

Jehovah Jireh!
I'm so sorry to hear this

becomricch:
UNN is smaller than ilorin, most people do not know that university of ilorin has the largest campus in africa. In africa. not even in nigeria. but africa. please quote me. expect if there is a new university.

Have you been to UNN?
Just answer that question without maps I pray
UNILORIN is a large campus and so what?
It's still a backyard school where the big names of UNILAG,UNN, and UI are mentioned

becomricch:
a zoo is located inside the university, so what do the children of the staff have to do with the real world. nothing . most of thier children have never gone out of the university in thier life.

are those the signs of a good university?

UNN also has a zoo,complete with lions sef (if they haven't died of hunger)
It has a staff primary and secondary school within the school
It has church buildings of cathedral style within the campus
I think it even has a mosque too for our alakuba "brothers"
Most of the staff (junior and senior,academic and non academic )live within the campus
It is like a village of it's own
Name it UNN campus has it including restaurants, hair salons and mamaputs

so what exactly are you talking about?

I hate it when these people who have never stepped out of their home states or Lagos open up useless threads to show their ignorance
Take a trip and see other places

4 hours indeed
maybe they need to cross seven oceans and seven seas, use a carmel to cross a desert
Pass a jungle and kill hyenas with their bare hands
Then fight the Ilorin Taliban on the way to the university entrance

doyin13:
E be like say na the same bleaching cream wey alao akala dey use na im omo hubby pour for body.

I was just about to say something similar.
Sammy Sosa's got nothing on the dude

omotola's backside is horrendous
like that of a market woman
sometimes I wonder if she's wearing diapers
cute face that's about it
like her all the same

Genevieve looks all together good
excellent shape,great actress

Iniedo used to be Ok physically but her fatty deposit now for a girl her age  is just awful
dresses like a hooker

Chioma Chukwuka is Ok,looks well mannered,the type of girl I'll like my brother to bring home.

Thank God Rita Dominic wasn't up on that list
she looks like a drug addict that was kicked out of rehab

As for Eucharia Anunobi Ekwu,that one looks like an Adanma masquerade from Ngwo
she irritates the daylights out of me

Another irritant is Stephanie Okereke.
Someone should tell that girl that she can neither act nor pronounce her words properly.
She looks like a man too

as for Tonto Dike
If I could punch my TV and it gets to her, I would have given her several black eyes
Her facial expressions,screamings and overacting arrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mercy Johnson is Ok but please she should keep her breasts inside her blouse, we are tired of having them in our faces


Stella Damasus is alright,looks like a wife material

love Patience Ozokwor,would like to meet her in person.

My all time favorite actress (whom I haven't seen in recent movies) remains Ms Liz Benson.
Classy, elegant, poised, very well spoken.

I hope ogidiboy is Ok
he lives in Austin

!amebo no1:
my mums thoughts too ,naa i've always known what i wanted, early marriage was a thing for me, i desired it with a great passion even when i was little, and i guess God honoured my prayer, i am against 16 or 15 yrs old getting married, but once my daughter turns 18 ,shes free to get married

It was one decision i did not regret for one day, osisi you know ehn, if you meet the right person you will know, when you meet your partner there is this strong force, i really dont know how to explain, but im sure you felt same when you met your own husband, na that force drag me inside, infact i was so scared of my dad so tey when i arrive naija, i talk say i go sleep for hotel room cos i wasnt ready to face the man, but today the man dey enjoy the benefits of a being a father inlaw ,infact i dey complain sef say i think my dad loves him better than me seriously them fit talk for fone for hours and i end up talking with my father for a few mins

Ive got the best family my sister and only one nairalander has been opportuned to meet them

Gbam!
I totally get ya ma dear
wasn't I about to walk down the altar with another fiance before my true hubby showed up and swept me off my feet

netotse:
@ohsisi
your judgemental side is out in full force, it's possible that whatever point you want to make could get lost in the 'heat of the moment' for want of a better phrase!


@manmustwac
u came to the forum and asked the question in a manner that suggested you would be willing to commit a crime. . .so saying u jst came to ask for advice doesn't cut it, you're not dealing wiv fools. . .well sorta. . .lol

hitting a nail on the head,if that's judgemental,so be it
It's his life afterall
he can even go tackle a senior citizen at the tube station for her purse
I won't judge him
what is my own
Infact manmustwac,go ahead
do ya thing
It should have been yesterday sef
who says it's 6 months, it's 6 weeks only

MrCrackles:
Topic. . .

Not good. . . .
ManMUSTwank, dont do it. . .

This is the wisest advice you got here.
Hopefully you'll learn to reason the same way

She told me just now that she spoke to her lawyer who said its possible for us to get married and i'm going to see her tomorrow morning to discuss the whole thing. I'll keep u guys posted. Thanx.

when a beetle is burning,he'll think he's just producing oyel.
carry on

@VC Justice
so if she had 6 months or more left on her visa[b] would it be possible for me to help her with arrangee marriage then and divorce her after 6 months[/b]?

I hope the authorities are reading this
a 419er in their midst

So its not six months like she told me. Dose the two year law only apply to foreigners? If it was britsih citizen like myself the same two year law wouldn't apply right?

Still no intent abi?
does the above sound like one who is not considering this arrangee
shame shame shame
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