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Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Orji Uzor Kalu As A Handsome Young Man by 0koyeeboz: 9:09pm On Feb 07, 2019
iluvdonjazzy:
u are very correct, he was 37 years when he became a governor 1999 and he borrowed PDP 500 million naira to form the party.

Some said 50 million, some said 100 million.
Now, you've increased it to 500M.

Well, 50M in 1998 is equivalent to 500M now.

Na inflation

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Health / Re: Carpenter electrocuted while working in Delta State (Disturbing Photos) by 0koyeeboz: 9:05pm On Feb 07, 2019
Which engineer or architect approved that building so close to that pole?

Who approved the building plan of the house?

The regulatory body responsible for construction was supposed to place a stop work order and seal up the property. Did they do that?

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Conspiracy As INEC Deny Igbos, Minority Tribes Their Pvcs In Lagos by 0koyeeboz: 8:24pm On Feb 07, 2019
It is those Igbos instigating this story. This is how they they stir strife everywhere in Lagos.

If you remember last 2 years, there was a story here on Nairaland where an illiterate Igbo woman in Lagos told her husband abroad that a public school in Lagos denied their help from enrolling because she's Igbo. Later it was found out that this story was false.

Igbos should continue, this coming election, we are ready for them.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Fayose: Judge Threatens To Jail Obanikoro by 0koyeeboz: 4:21pm On Feb 07, 2019
Otsam:


No, it’s not his conscience. They failed to play like a sane human being so,they are exhausted,they can no longer defend the case without him being sentenced as an accomplice. They are stupid to th extent of making obanikoro (d distributor )a witness against receiver and expects to go just like that.they are only bn intoxicated by power.

Prosecution prefers to use one suspect as a witness against the other accused so as to jail one than prosecute both on shaky grounds and lose both.

You're actually the one ignorant here.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Fayose: Judge Threatens To Jail Obanikoro by 0koyeeboz: 4:17pm On Feb 07, 2019
sammyj:
cheesy shocked shocked See Gbege. Anyways, the judge is becoming too strict with Obanikoro matter. It is Fayose that on trial and not Obanikoro now grin!!!

You don't know Lagos judges.

Best in Nigeria, they don't take nonsense.
Politics / Re: Just In: AGF Files 4 Processes In Industrial Court by 0koyeeboz: 4:15pm On Feb 07, 2019
naijapips02:


by next week, Buhari would be crying in Aisha's bosom somewhere in Duara. Wanna Bet?

I'm giving you legal answers to the nonsense you typed and you're yarning dust.

Last CCT sitting, the Chairman wanted to issue a bench warrant for Onnoghen's arrest but his counsel pleaded. Next sitting, let Onnoghen not appear in the dock, he'll be picked up like trash.
Politics / Re: Just In: AGF Files 4 Processes In Industrial Court by 0koyeeboz: 4:02pm On Feb 07, 2019
naijapips02:
grin The same court they claimed has no jurisdiction?

Now FG is running helter skelter running from court to court.

Onnoghen is going to teach these fools a lesson, trust me.

The PO filed by the AGF is as to the jurisdiction of the court.
Also, PO as to Locus Standi would be filed.
Thereafter, the court would agree and throw the suit out based on both grounds.

That's when you'll start crying again.

Let me add a bonus for you: by next week, they would issue a bench warrant for the former CJN's arrest. Wanna bet?

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Fashion / Re: Re: Marquise Mkpuechina Searching For His Father, Daniel U. Mkpuechina by 0koyeeboz: 10:38am On Feb 07, 2019
nwaanambra1:
Please any one who can reach this guy should kindly inform him that his father Daniel Mkpuechina is from Eziabunabu in Umuduna Abagana in Anambra State.

I WILL ADVICE HIM TO FIRST STOP AT Abagana police station opp Abagana Secretariat near St. Marks Abagana and officially request for two police escorts to accompany him - it wont cost him much -5k per day for each of the escort and 10k per day for oga DPO and 2k5 for each gun allowance to the officers per day - that's 25k per day for 3 days N75k - chicken money when compared to kidnap ransom.

The boy should understand that the Nkpuechina's used to be a wealthy family back in the 70s and 80s but now nothing dey anymore so kidnappers and scammers should keep off the boy - nothing dey

lets help a son searching for his daddy.

God bless you for the bolded

Even at work, once coming to the East for work, na 6 Mopol per 2 staff.

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Travel / Re: 6 Things That Make You A Bad Driver by 0koyeeboz: 7:14am On Feb 07, 2019
Anigreat:
shocked
7. Placing Buhari next level sticker on your car, you're not only a bad driver, but you're mentally sick and you need help asap shocked

Anishuku, please they are talking of motor vehicle drivers and not fan yogo riders.

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Politics / Re: Ayuba Wabba Wins Second Term Election As NLC President by 0koyeeboz: 7:12am On Feb 07, 2019
post=75491495:

Hahaha, you get am for the right picture bro..
Ur head dey dere!
Chop knuckle! cheesy wink grin

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Politics / Re: APC Has No Candidates In Rivers State, INEC Insists by 0koyeeboz: 7:12am On Feb 07, 2019
SocialJustice:
Candidates or no candidates, Rivers state belongs to PDP.

All the Senators in Rivers state are in APC and you're here fooling yourself.

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Politics / Re: APC Has No Candidates In Rivers State, INEC Insists by 0koyeeboz: 7:10am On Feb 07, 2019
Groovenaija360:
Even BUHARI can not change it grin

Late judgment on favour of APC would be given and INEC would postpone the Rivers election due to logistical issues.

When they've finished national and other state elections, we'll now come and face Rivers

That's the game plan.

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Politics / Re: APC Has No Candidates In Rivers State, INEC Insists by 0koyeeboz: 7:08am On Feb 07, 2019
suxpet:
they will not find Dis funny

Those people entering this thread like

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Politics / Re: APC Has No Candidates In Rivers State, INEC Insists by 0koyeeboz: 7:07am On Feb 07, 2019
jchioma:
grin

E go red for APC dis year.

Rivers and Zamfara States in the bag for PDP.

I guess they have to interprete the news into your native language before it enters your flat head.

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Politics / Re: Ayuba Wabba Wins Second Term Election As NLC President by 0koyeeboz: 7:03am On Feb 07, 2019
post=75490828:

Ask your uncle that question, the fair one with very skinny legs like toothpick and big head like watermelon!

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Politics / Re: Benue Youths Wash The Ground As Buhari Leaves Makurdi, Burn Brooms by 0koyeeboz: 7:00am On Feb 07, 2019
Electricboy:


true

I don't argue with third class citizens.

Carry your fanyogo bicycle and get out.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Ibadan Railway - An Attempt To Rewrite History by 0koyeeboz: 6:59am On Feb 07, 2019
Read through the comments of Pdpigz on this thread and you'll see why PDP must Never be allowed back into power.

They are unrepentant thieves. Imagine the audacity of PDP members defending their thievery.

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Politics / Re: Benue Youths Wash The Ground As Buhari Leaves Makurdi, Burn Brooms by 0koyeeboz: 6:49am On Feb 07, 2019
Electricboy:


while trying to be funny...you ended up being stupid..

They're actually verifiable facts but family idiocy has retarded your brain.
Romance / Re: There Are Still Girls Who Love Genuinely In Nigeria by 0koyeeboz: 12:17am On Feb 07, 2019
When the girl is idle, why won't she spend her productive time waiting for a kindergarten lover.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by 0koyeeboz: 11:59pm On Feb 06, 2019
bolodre:

Toyota Highlander 2003 model, very neat in and out. One start...No single issues -1.8M (Negotiable)

4x6x12" high matress - 45k

32" Samsung TV - 40k

1.5 Hp Panasonic AC - 55k

Dinning table glass with 4 seats - 80k

3 in 1 side stools - 10k


Only serious buyers should WhatsApp me on 08067553842

Location is Port Harcourt

Prices of the mattress and dining table are high.

If I may ask, how much do you think they sell new mattresses and glass dining tables?
Politics / Re: Benue Youths Wash The Ground As Buhari Leaves Makurdi, Burn Brooms by 0koyeeboz: 11:40pm On Feb 06, 2019
sammy99:
dis was wot i was looking for since and i found it.


the mods did not want to move dis to d front page but can only move d massive crowds

if we dey tell zombies say SS and SE is a lockdown for Atiku dem no go hear dey will jst use 5% to console demselves.

But let dem wait and see d power of dat 5% less dan two weeks from now.

Shibuke is crying that mods are marginalising him.
Them don take tears swear for those people.

That's how those in Mbaise follow Pope fight and those in Ipob keep malice with Jesus

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Politics / Re: Benue Youths Wash The Ground As Buhari Leaves Makurdi, Burn Brooms by 0koyeeboz: 11:39pm On Feb 06, 2019
How many tarred roads dey Benue wey these ones dey sweep? Their Governors have been mediocres and they no do anything.

Bring them come Lagos make them come sweep from Ojuelegba to Lekki. Them go know say bow leg no be style.

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Politics / Re: Adamu Mohammed Removes Imohimi As Lagos CP, Zubairu To Take Over by 0koyeeboz: 9:18pm On Feb 06, 2019
Next thing is to remove compromised prisons officers.

We don't want pigs escaping from prison.

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Politics / Re: Adamu Mohammed Removes Imohimi As Lagos CP, Zubairu To Take Over by 0koyeeboz: 9:15pm On Feb 06, 2019
OROSUNBOLB:
The new CP must be a Northerner! I trust Buhari! Sai baba!

Before nko?
The previous one was SS, before that was SW.

Shebi Igbos own Lagos?
Come and put CP there na.

DJ, play me yori yori by Michael Jackson.

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Politics / Re: Adamu Mohammed Removes Imohimi As Lagos CP, Zubairu To Take Over by 0koyeeboz: 9:14pm On Feb 06, 2019
TooMuchStuff:
Basically the Southern Juicy stateS are firmly in the grip of Fulanis. All the money states of Nigeria are now policed only by Muslim Fulanis, meanwhile all the swing states of the north with huge electoral value are having same fulanis of Buhari extraction as PC.

Apc rigging machines are just being stationed at their duty posts

Go and read up what ACP Dan Okoro and Onwa did to Apc in Amuwo Odofin in 2015.

Onwa an illiterate Igbo tout slapped and assaulted a Yoruba Local Government Chairman here in Lagos. Did you hear APC make noise about it?

We learnt from our mistakes, included our lessons into our curriculum and are now going to show PDP the same thing, pressed down, shaken together and running over.

You'll cry like siren

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Politics / Re: Fact Check: Who Started The Lagos - Ibadan Railway Project? by 0koyeeboz: 6:57pm On Feb 06, 2019
AutoReportNG:

If I am to deceive people, have you taken time to go through all the sources I quote? All the dailies can't be wrong at the same time I guess?

Weren't you the same one who said Google maps shows Uber riders the longest routes until I educated you that Google uses the fastest route and not the shortest.

If I choose to educate you on this matter again, you would look very ridiculous before your audience.

Go and read up more on government contracts and procurement.

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Politics / Re: Lagos, Kwara, Kogi Other States Get New Commissioners Of Police by 0koyeeboz: 6:42pm On Feb 06, 2019
WritePal:
Wow shocked shocked. This Buhari's govt is just impossible. The guy is like an unrepentant plague with the facade of a simple being but a heart full of all kinds of imaginable darkness and hatred. The earlier he's thrown out and all his provocative appointments and decisions reversed or annulled, the better for everyone. That Dambazzau is one of his most reliable vice presidents. Forget Osibanjo. He's just there to speak English and phonetics.

Dambazzau for VP?

Shukuma, stop taking Codeine.

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Politics / Re: Which State(s) Do You Think Atiku Or Buhari Won't Make A 25%? by 0koyeeboz: 6:20pm On Feb 06, 2019
Ugo4hotish:

you were actually objective up to a point you let stupidity and sentiment destroy your hard work.
check the INEC registration stat, southeast Came up with more number of voter than ever before. according to voting behavior, southeast and SOUTHSOUTH are the same. there's a strong bond between the rejoins.

I still bet with you that Buhari will not win in all the northern states. atiku is Fulani and a Muslim too. any reasonable northerner with the born to rule syndrome will vote for Atiku, because he's a surer bet of another 8 more years than Buhari.

Buhari can never win in North Central after the herdsmen invasion, apart from KWAra, kogi and Niger.

this time around it's Nigeria Vs Yoruba, and for sure Nigeria will always win. go and ask the igbo what happened in 1970.

Buhari won't will all the northern States but he'll get 25% in Northern States.

That's the truth.
Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Stuns In Blue Ruffled Outfit by 0koyeeboz: 9:36am On Feb 06, 2019
anjigirl:
She is a celebrity

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Politics / Re: Which State(s) Do You Think Atiku Or Buhari Won't Make A 25%? by 0koyeeboz: 9:29am On Feb 06, 2019
Constitutionally, you need to get majority votes and 25% of 24 states.

The north has 19 states and the South has 17 states
SW has 6
SS has 6
SE has 5

All Buhari needs is 25% of 19 Northern States and the 6 SW States. That's all. Any other one na jara.

The SE is inconsequential and that's the truth. 5 measly states with the lowest PVC registration stats and lowest history of voter turnout.

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Politics / Re: APC Campaigns In Ikot Ekpene Local Government ( Pictures) by 0koyeeboz: 9:26am On Feb 06, 2019
Afonja007:
But kano state won't allow pdp use stadium in kano state just like Lagos state denied davido from using eko Atlantic

Where did Davido hold his show?

You'll just sit down in your mother's kitchen in Abakaliki be eating leftover eba and be typing nonsense. You think Eko Atlantic is a street in Lagos where your daddy hawks gala?

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Politics / Re: APC Campaigns In Ikot Ekpene Local Government ( Pictures) by 0koyeeboz: 9:24am On Feb 06, 2019
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psucc:
This is typical of APC supporters. Instead of writing out your own defense, you are cancelling my post. It is well.
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You're lucky he only cancelled the dumb trash you wrote.

If na me Okoyeeboz, I for give you heavy knock join.

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