Idowuogbo: ^ try me na! Na machine gun I go use scatter dat barrier u wan build.

Idowuogbo:
Really?

Well...Mr MOBB over to u o!

Ishilove:
Seriously ID, MOBBDEEP seems,er...deep...
He seems calm and collected while you are a hilarious spitfire. You two will be a perfect match made in NL heaven

Ishilove: Em,actually sir, mosquitoes thrive in heat, so expect triple the number of mosquitoes

Ishilove:
Seriously ID, MOBBDEEP seems,er...deep...
He seems calm and collected while you are a hilarious spitfire. You two will be a perfect match made in NL heaven

Idowuogbo:

How nice!

Can I b d extra? Dat mama put is tempting walaii...

josh4ever:
Badosky lalaa! The only one to make ganja speak yorubaaaaa!!! I hail ooo! Ur boys IS loyal

Tinkybabe:
The search is over for him,he's found you and badosky,here is your knight in shining armour to change your identity to goodosky..how I love 'love'!

I share the same thought.

ayobase:

Wet blanket...u wan spoil market?
Stay put with DEEP!

Gentle Naaz: 2 b frank, i hv nt sn a 9ja grl dat is datn only 1 guy. Dats y 9ja guys r nt hpy at al. 9ja men knw dat wmen r lik footbal any team(man) can play,bt at d end, a team(a man) carries d cup home. If she bhvs funy, i let ha go. If she cums bk... no more. I cnt eat bk wat i hv vomitd. Dia r many food out dia 2 eat

Euroclydon: I once went to KD to see a chic...one reaching there,the chic seemed less interested wen i called her on fone so i called another gal dat fancied me so dat i dont have to waste the transport fare dat brought me there...the new gal thot i really fancied her for coming to KD to see her but it was a detour...plan B.

Idowuogbo:
U say wetin?

ayobase:

Research is been carried out...party is a calamity....stay put with DEEP!
@@looking out for DEEP guy@@

Idowuogbo:



Tinkyb, u Ok?

Idowuogbo:
U loosing it walai...

Tinkybabe:
I okay wella,I forsee before I foresay .He's yours so make sure you hold on to him tightly

MOBBDEEP: @ AY, Ishi & T.babe, why una dey use my humble person to tauntingly harass ID plus wetin una want make I talk ?
Pls, don't allow NLders talk say I dey derail dem thread.
God dey ooo I swear!

@ ID, I don't even know what to say. Shall I say I'm sorry or worse still, shall I childishly, put up an excuse afront that it is not my fault ? I didn't preempt that your NL hommies will use me to get back at you.

Idowuogbo:
Its aite! How u doing?

ayobase: U are really a fan then!

Idowuogbo:
Its aite! How u doing?

Ishilove:
Awww,ID is blushing...she actually typed in English without adding yoruba flavour..
Keep it coming

MOBBDEEP:
Not too bad.
Too much knowledge to gather & happenings to follow.
Guess you are tight, as in cool!
Small time now, your friends will surface to 'pounce' on you & start pulling your feet.
I think you are a light sleeper & you are also used to sleeping little. Plus, you are more active in the late evenings & early mornings ( Pls, don't yab me ooo cos I know that your sleep, either light/deep or plenty/little, is personal issue & should as such be none of my affairs or interest so to speak).
Wishing you a fun-filled week.

Idowuogbo:
Dis gal hen! Okay o! Carry on.

2sexy: MOBBDEEP,bro. Take am izi wit IDOWU O O O.

Ainy wey... Idowu na craze on here own. I like her except when her jokes are way beyond limits.

2sexy: MOBBDEEP,bro. Take am izi wit IDOWU O O O.

Ainy wey... Idowu na craze on here own. I like her except when her jokes are way beyond limits.

ayobase:

The guy knows what he wants.
He like am like that!
ID is romantically ''craze''!
Try to look DEEPly!

methodman: Hmm mine was kinda funny. Went to Elegushi beach with my friend. His cousin was throwing a party there. We got there even b4 the celebrant got there....So she later called us to come and pick her..It was on a sunday and the traffic was heavy. I later told her to get a cab down which she eventually did. Wen dey got out of the cab, Oh boi wetin i see amused me. They were like 6 and looking like all this 'Oloshos'. I knew they were all this RUNZ babes. we sha exchanged greetings and den set off to one of the bars there.

We started drinking but i am the kind of guy that doesnt really dance like dat in public places...so one of them came to drag me up and started dis sirty dancing with me oooo na so my John Thomas come start to deh vex

By and large, i lied to them dat i misplaced my ATM cuz i knew the kinda babez dey were...so i opted to dtop them off. They later told me dey stay very close to UNILAG so i drove down to UNILAG. It was around 2:30 am. One of them later said i shud take dem to Costain dat she wanted to collect her room key. I was already getting pissed cuz i stay in Ogba and now the fuel in d car was already getting low. I sha drove down to Costain ooo only for the babe to say 'Oooo that woman dat sells Noodles don close shop'. I was like what the fuuuccck...I drove down from Unilag to costain because of Noodles. I was already getting pissed.

To cut the long story short sha...i drove down to where they reside only for us to find out that the street gates were already closed. I later told dem that i will sleep in my car but they said No dat they caused the whole wahala. Na so the babes talk say make we drive go hotel oooo. Oh boi...i sharply drove down and lo and behold, one of them paid for 3 rooms.

I was sha given the finnest babe among them to bleep that very morning which i gladly did..... .

I will never forget that experience...