₦airaland Forum

That is how BUHARI will fight corruption...

striktlymi:
That shouldn't be done on a day meant to celebrate the husband's success.

The husband's success should be hers aswell. So the 'comparative assessment' she did, in this case is inappropriate.

Worse off to other people's hearing...

Gboliwe:
It will take a few shirts, one black trouser, a good wakabout shoe and ofcourse, a bag!

Guy be serious o...

eckersley:
YES. YES. YES
But ladies do it in a low key/undercover manner

They will employ all manners of guilt-tripping tactics

Since u got promoted,
1. You no longer care for me the MOTHER of your children

2. You just abandoned your family

3. You no longer pray/go to church, neglecting God, Most High
who gave u the promotion and can TAKE IT AWAY IN THE TWINKLE OF AN EYE

blah blah blah

Let a guy say any of the BS she said, and u'll see them feministas and pseudo-women
rights activists shouting

He's intimidated by her success
He's not a real man
He's jealous
She shd divorce his unsupportive ar.se
Blah blah blah

All these feministas and pseudo-women rights activists ehn, una be PROPER WINCH/KPIANCE

You deserve a doctorate degree...

Demdem:
Buhari has already provided an affidavit stating where those certificates are.
Inec received the affidavit and has no objection so far.
NA that was referenced in the affidavit also has no objection with it.
If buhari intend Lying, will it be wise to use the Nigerian army to lie?
If any fool desire to see it, such should go to court and ask the court to compel buhari to show it to them.
Buhari is on the side of the law of the land.
No qualms.
Above all, the General is waxing stronger by the day.

A person who failed WAEC cannot claim to possess WAEC certificate.

That is BUHARIs problem.

NairalandOP:
Hi guys, what's your take on the constitutional lawyer's view?

BUHARI failed WAEC.

If nah you score 9 F9's, will you show your certificate ?

The question might sound funny. But most Christians, Pentecotals and Catholics view Jehova Witness as a different religion. Some say they are not Christians. Though i may be wrong with my assertion

Please someone who is well informed should elaborate on the doctrines of the Jehova Witness...

Thank you.

Pavore9:
lt must first happen before l give my kudos. l have been burnt by such promises in the past, glad l didn't die of high blood pressure when l was engaged in rice farming.

Just like some people will say that they almost died while doing transport business or cement business. Yet others are progressing in it.

Every business has a secret. FIND IT !

9inches:
GEJ is working!

#SaiGoodluck

These are things that Obasanjo could not achieve during his tenure. Yet he keeps making noise that Jonathan is not performing.

Agriculture nil.

Car manufacturing nil.

Completion of PHCN privatisation nil.

Railways nil.

If OBJ mention Jonathan's name again , may God deal with him accordingly. No previous government has supported agriculture like the govt of Jonathan..

I look forward to a time when Nigeria will commence the exportation of Banana, cassava, oil palm, maize and other cereals. GEJ carry go. Though your enemies be many, your achievements are many too.

GEJ till 2019...

publisher:
WOW...I honestly want to know what Buhari fans have against GEJ.

They shout CORRUPTION, yet under GEJ, Nigeria has constantly dropped in the global corruption index.

I dare say that most Buhari fans will end up voting for GEJ

'LIKE' if you believe.

Very funny of you.

You have my likes..

Tbliss12:
Hello NL readers,
First of all, I want you to know that this info I'm giving out now is worth some cash when it comes to information marketing online. I'm not into farming biz but somehow came about it.
I'm a corp member currently serving in Benue State and I think its cool for you to know the cheapest things sold here when it comes to agricultural produce;

1. Melon Seed: a full bag(like that of rice) is sold here for 8k (+2k for transport if lag) which can be resold for 25k in places like Mile-12 along ikorodu road.

2. Dried Yam Back in same biggest bag of rice size ( which is grounded in Amala powdered form) this goes for 7k here in benue state and can be resold for 19k to 20k same in lagos state

3. Yam Tuber like 100pcs, these goes for 9k which can be resold for #300 each that's #30,000 you can do d maths yourself.

You can reach me on whatsapp(07034617082 or 08081226589) if you need to get any or you can come down yourself. You don't have to worry 9/11 vehicles are on ground to convey this products to respective states of destinations. The farmers meet at d markets to sell their products every wednesday.

Which part of Benue state are you ?

forkadict:
Tales by moonlight.

Why then is rice smuggling still on the rise? How much does a bag of rice sell for now?

Or lets even consider the cassava you cited as a case. Why hasnt the price of garri fallen

Your farming and what what are all done on paper.

^^^ Price of Garri has actually fallen between 2012 and 2014..

Rexyl:
Really numerous farmers have benefited, I myself benefited a lot from Mr. President ATA. Agricultural Transformation Agenda. Millions of farmers across the federation were registered and e wallets allocated to them. Through the e-wallets they have been accessing farm inputs at highly subsidized rates for the past three years. The transformation takes care of maize, rice, cassava, cocoa, cotton, oilpalm production, livestock production, fisheries and agro processing. Thanks to President Jonathan. Thanks to the Hon. Minister of Agric... Dr. Akinwumi Adesina Ishola. Now we are getting to self sufficiency in rice production, and this has been reducing almost N1billion daily on rice importation. If such billion is getting to the youths, it will go a long way to create wealth and reduce poverty in the land

At present farm production is on increase in both crops and livestock. The only problem we have now is glut in the markets and falling prices associated with some agricultural produce, esp cassava. Now in my place farmers don't breakeven this year on cassava production. imagine the price falling down to N3000/ton from N20,000/ton. The price fall is as a result of sudden increase in production above the quantity being consumed. The government should work towards increasing the numbers of processing companies and value addition to farm products.

9 Cups of Garri = 200 naira. As against

6 Cups of Garri = 200 naira by two years ago.

Its a good step in feeding the nation but farmers can still do different crops to make profit. i.e. multi cropping..

APContherun:
That's why you refused to participate in the YOUWIN programme thinking it was a lie why the optimists among us submitted our business plans and got funds to pursue our dreams. While you are here doubting the programme thousands of Nigerian youths are working hard to benefit from the programme. My friend's wife has just launched her rice processing farm/mill with funds made available by YOUWIN, at he moment she has employed in her FAM/mill over 10 farm hands.
Dey dia dey yarn rubbish.

Bros, I rejoice with you o.

I carry that first batch of YOUwin for head, applied fast fast. I didn't know what happened.

Anyway, I have chosen an agric based topic this 2015 and hopefully, I will land it. See as Nigerian youth dey touch N10m.

GEJ till 2019...

Lesgupnigeria:
End product of Plantain

Pictures of a well packaged Plantain flour from Ayoola foods @ lekki shoprite.



#800/0.9kg

Interesting. How is this plantain flour consumed ?

sodams007:
I have a plantain farm with projected harvest of about 3000 bunches in Feb/Mar.

Anyone interested in sales or marketing can reach me on sodams007@yahoo.com

Where is your farm located ?

menix:
Try registering ur family wiv my NGO nd kip them away frm kwashiorkor..
Anumanu..

You just open mouth and be talking anyhow.

Who cares to know where you have worked before ? Are you feeding anybody here ?

Lesgupnigeria:
Suckers used for planting.

Oga, these suckers, are they roots of harvested plants chopped in pieces ?

menix:
Its unfortunate street urchin lik u won't 1day experience wat it is like workin in a bank.

I laugh at you. Mumu...

How many years experience did you have and were you sacked ?

menix:
Som JJC sef dey advise..

@OP.. There is nofin lik fraud in wat u jst explained, this happens a lot especially wiv 1st bank cous most tym d cashiers re tryin to meet TAT wiv d long queue thus omittin checkin d name.

I know their is anoda bank dat has got similar acct no. Series wiv 1st bank, so jst check d union bank acct. If its similar to urs.

Witnessed pple presenting oda bank cheque to a teller 4 cash only 2 b reminded dey re @ d wrong bank.

Well if u still scared, go to ur branch nd complain dat such money shuld be reversed, dey wuld get in contact wiv d teller wo posted it 4 reversal buh am sure d teller is aware of this buh jst not ready to undergo d process cous his branch mgr or head cash wuld nid to authorise nd d reversable wuld b counting against d branch score card.

You are talking poo, young man. Ignorance is not an excuse.

This Op must speak with his branch manager to get appropriate advice. Definitely, not what you are saying here..

iykbethany:
Dear Nairalanders, happy new year to all of you. May God answer all our prayers this year and grant us all our heart desires in jesus name- Amen.

I will go straight to the point.
Today I got a call from someone in Lagos claiming he works with first bank. He called me by my family name and said a certain guy wrongfully transferred 10,000 naira into my first bank account and that i should withdraw the money and transfer it to a Union bank account he gave me. He said I can go to my branch and check my bank statement to confirm that 10k was actually transferred to my account.

I have no problem transferring this money to the account that was given to me, but I am wondering how can first bank transfer money to a wrong account when our account names are not similar in any way. is this a scam? I suspect this people and their motive.

I want to know if I should withdraw this money and send to the guy in lagos or what do i do? I dont want any wahala. I hear some bank staff can use your account without your consent, so i fear someone in first bank might have stolen money from someones account. has anyone here faced similar situation? I need urgent advise because the guy says I should send the money to them tomorrow. WHAT DO I DO?

Moderators, if this is not the right place pls move this topic to the right section, and if possible you can move it to front page as I want as much advise as possible. Thank you

GUY, don't withdraw anything. This is scam. Staff of banks also engage in scam.

Tell him and I quote, " Sir, if you actually work with FIRST BANK, place my account on PND, debit the N10,000 and credit it to the rightful owner, then lift the PND ".

If he doesn't respond to you again ( which is what will happen ). Then go to your branch where you opened your account, meet the Customer Service Officers. Ask to see the Head of Operations. He will direct you to write an application to the branch manager stating that a certain amount was credited to you wrongfully.

If you ever do what that guy is calling you to do, you might get arrested for fraud...( something you know nothing about).

gratiaeo:
Buhari is confuse.

He will raise Crude Oil price..

EUROBOMBER:
I hope you start with bola ahmed Tinubu, the man that uses Lagos state as his personal ATM and wallet. BTW, buhari will NEVER rule Nigeria again so the whole topic makes no sense at all.

OMG.

Tell them o..

menesheh:
Illiterate talking trash



You cant win and you can't bring militaryness to nigeria again


He felt that Democratic government is like military government where you can easily command or jail with impunity

He will shoot himself in the leg and end up in Hague...

Illiteracy no be small.

dorlapoh20:
make him enter first before him start making promises

Funny

deeptesting:
You can't understand these feelings until you tire the knot.. Unfortunately, the west does not believe in our marriage of pretence, societal & cultural expectations of you must remain married even when your heart is no longer with him or her and that is the reason why cheating has become an acceptable norm in Nigeria.

The cheating is of unimaginable magnitude. I don't know for men. But newly married women dey cheat die. They still mingle with their former boyfriends. The thing tire me oo..

And how is it true that a recent polls conducted in various countries stated that Nigerian women are the greatest cheats among all nations ?

teemanbastos:
aw that one take win trophies??
Tho We already know them.. Lousy and noisemakers..chelsea fc.

But 4 us, Our Trophies and Glories does the talking and the APPRECIATION..
20Epl titles.. Chelsea has 4
3UCL titles.. Chelsea has 1
11Fa titles.. chelsea juxt 7.
20community shields.. Chelsea 4

Glory Glory Manchester United..!!

It has been prophesied by a Nigerian prophet that Chelsea will carry a title this year.

Say amen..

ireneony:
up liverpool

Her highness.

Nah which brand dey high you like this ?

jeflexy:
they should protest in the house of the person that caused the crisis

BUHARI is on loan...

Prexxy1:
What's ur handle on twitter??
I think i saw ur pix on twitter plus did u tweet tday??

Yes, I am on twitter..

#trending...

mirexxx:
1. Using men as emotional crutch

2. Becoming irrationally jealous

3. Expecting an answer to rhetorical questions

4. Wanting conflicting things

5. Fighting about dead issue

6. Having no honor among themselves (fighting over a man)

7. Chasing after a married man

[size=15] 8. Expecting their minds to be read [/size]

9. Befriending gay men

10. Reading too deeply to what men say
( like oh...so now i'm not pretty enough for you)

u can add urz

The bolded is very childish..

I never knew it existed till I experienced it..

She will just be blankly looking at your face with a mild frown as if you are a sorcerer to know what she wants..