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Your guy is right

I wonder why you ladies trust yourselves so much..

I will advice your guy to start hawking female wears, pants, bras and jewellery. I guess you will be very happy when a lady calls him on phone to bring her some wears at her hotel room.

Smh.. Most times women lack logic.

Stop kissing the child.

So she knows its totally bad for strangers to do so too..

Zeezy99:
What's this husband scarcity thing? I've been seeing this articles for months now? Designed to make girls feel as if they are going to die single if they don't hold on to the next broke and unambitious guy that comes their way?

It is beyond broke and unambitious.. Read this..

100Cents:
What pains me most is the kind of SHAKARA ladies do when you tell them you want to MARRY them, but if I were to be toasting her for GIRLFRIEND-NISM, you see the same girl smiling from ear to ear till she falls on the bed..
The same girls will still come out and say there is no husband. This brings me to this conclusion. An average Nigerian lady views a suitor as her mugu or office. She wants a man with that player instincts they refer to as being romantic who will first deceive her and sleep with her, then she will be at the mercy of his feelings whether to continue with her or dump her..
I'm sorry, I can't really help how girls reason..

Montaque:
I was shocked the day my colleague told me that she will prefer to marry a man that will be rich for 10years into the marriage even if they become poor after than to marry a starter whose future is undetermined. I had a rethink since then. Some girls are materialistic.

Ladies think for the moment. No be today...

Blebleswag:
WHATEVER. Go get d paperz, dats wat matters.......nonsense

Girls from poor homes are often a mess, thinking their only trip to success is having bosoms and buttocks.

What makes you think you deserve a man's papers just for your body ? Without brain !

If that man dies 4 years into the marriage, since you are only body without brains, you will immediately start suffering with your two children. Since you can't even manage any of his businesses.

Second option, you start doing coded ashawo..

What pains me most is the kind of SHAKARA ladies do when you tell them you want to MARRY them, but if I were to be toasting her for GIRLFRIEND-NISM, you see the same girl smiling from ear to ear till she falls on the bed..

The same girls will still come out and say there is no husband. This brings me to this conclusion. An average Nigerian lady views a suitor as her mugu or office. She wants a man with that player instincts they refer to as being romantic who will first deceive her and sleep with her, then she will be at the mercy of his feelings whether to continue with her or dump her..

I'm sorry, I can't really help how girls reason..

atlwireles:
Helpless and Illiterate

Gbam !

My dad, epitome of character. Handsome man to the core. Faithful man to God and to his wife. Best father. Taught me as a kid. I became the class best from nursery till senior waec. Dad is a dogged believer in good education and being the brightest.

I know where he is. When he left, everyone had the same story to tell about him. Dad preached to everybody around as if the world was ending tomorrow. He lived a life of purpose. Died at 60 when I least expected.

The only man I can say I loved.

O boy, cars don cheap o..

Where is Dr, Iguedo GOKO Cleanser... ?

When you need him !

cutieberie1:
lol..i need proof dt u re d CEO hw much z d fyn and wen did it bcom a crime to pass by..lol...jst sayin tho

Ask him for his certificate.

MizMyColi:

Lolest

Something or Someone

Yes someone, she was showing me to everyone and even asked me to come greet her mum. Like icing, she danced for me..

The ladies he drew look like mammy water and her sister Jezebel.

LogicPower:
1. I am now convinced more than ever before that the GEJ re-election campaign and the PDP leadership are as clueless as their oga at the top, otherwise how can they be promoting this ABSURDITY for so long?

2. If the GEJ campaign managers are not so clueless, they would have known that this HARE-BRAINED tactic would only give them a SHORT-LIVED moment of excitement before it EVENTUALLY BACKFIRE big time on the clueless, and finally nail the coffin of his dying dream for re-election.

3. We all know that from the logical point of view, there are two mutually exclusive scenarios regarding this issue;
(a) either Buhari actually possesses the qualifications he claims to have possessed or
(b) he does not possess them yet he made a false claim in a sworn affidavit to the effect that he possesses them.

4. And even a layman would know how the ELECTORAL LAW would apply in each scenario; if (a) is the case, INEC MUST allow him to contest (provided he satisfies all other conditions), but if (b) is the case INEC WILL disqualify him.

5. Although each of the two scenarios is logically possible, MOST people with COMMONSENSE would tend to believe that (a) is the case, for a number of reasons:
!. it is VERY UNLIKELY that a former army general and head of state would make a false claim about his academic
qualification for whatever reason(s).
!!. it is even more UNLIKELY that he would do so in a situation as important and politically sensitive as filing a
nomination to contest an election with an incumbent president, who controls the entire FG machinery.
!!!. and given the fact that GMB has earned for himself a reputation as a public servant of RARE honesty and integrity, he
would be the least expected person to engage in falsifying his academic qualifications or any of his records.
v!. since everybody, including the general himself, knows that he is so widely admired and respected by Nigerians NOT
because of his academic attainment but because of his personal honesty and integrity, he does NOT need to embellish
his academic qualification for Nigerians to elect him.

6. So as the PDP goons permeate the social media with the stink of their dirty and rancid campaign of character assassination against GMB, they should be ready to swim in their tears of defeat and sweat of embarrassment if, as people with commonsense expect, it turns out eventually that the people's general has NOT made any false claim regarding his academic qualification.

7. When the general is eventually VINDICATED by INEC, then the clueless and his campaign managers, who seem to be encouraging and relishing this cheap and senseless mischief against GMB, would see how it would all END IN FAVOUR of the general; many decent Nigerians who are undecided voters would simply feel outraged by this morally reprehensible mischief against the amiable general and simply swing to supporting him and voting for him.

8. It would then become even clearer to Nigerians that the clueless and incompetent president has NO concrete achievements to show for all the six years he has been in office, hence his goons have to resort to blatant lies, deceits, mischief, blackmail and all sorts of character assassination against the general.

9. But unfortunately for them, all these shameless tactics are CLEARLY NOT working, as the wind of change keeps blowing, and the electoral defeat of the clueless increasingly looks a foregone conclusion.

This long essay is not necessary.

Ask Buhari to present his certificates if he has any.. smh..

GhaliNaaba:
Use your common sense and stop thinking with your kidney. A man who attended nigeria defense academy and rose to become a general don't need to present proof anymore academics qualification.
Use your brain and stop thinking with your leg:

You are a very big liar. That's what have been becloudibg your imagination before now.

We are in the era of accountability. If he is actually a general, he must have bagged certain qualifications.

Present them, is that too much to ask ?

Austin234:
He shud then forget about his presidential ambition

His desperation won't permit that.

He will rather lose and cry on TV.

Itulah:
Pa Muhammadu Buhari has also told the Independent
National Elecoral Commission that he has no academic
qualification to submit and that his academic
qualifications and credentials are with the military.
At INEC headquarters at Area 10, Abuja, Buhari’s
academic qualifications were not on display as required,
unlike those of other Presidential candidates, including
President Goodluck Jonathan of the Peoples Democratic
Party.
But in an affidavit, which he deposed to at a High Court
of the Federal Capital Territory, he explained that all his
certificates were with the Secretary, Military Board.
Pa Buhari who is a advocate of Sharia law across the
country explained in an affidavit he deposed, which he
submitted to the commission that all his academic
credentials were with the Secretary, Military Board.
The affidavit deposed at the Federal Capital Territory,
FCT, High Court, Abuja and dated November 24,2014,
was stamped and received at INEC headquarters on
December 18, 2014.
In the affidavit, Buhari said: “All my academic
qualifications (documents) as filled in my presidential
form, President APC/001/2015, are currently with the
Secretary Military Boards as at the time of this
affidavit.”He added: “The affidavit is made in good faith
and for record purpose.”

[size=17] Last week it was revealed the Pa Buhari was the only
Nigerian military officer that did not pass any Military
examination throughout his career and his promotion
were based on length of service and quota requirement. [/size]


www.hopefornigeriaonline.com/pa-buhari-have-no-primary-school-certificate-inec/

This is an insult on all Nigerians, home and abroad.

I have been calling this man illiterate from the first day not knowing its true to core.

dahmie2013:
I thut we xhausted all d list last year! Nywys, brb!

Many inventors on nairaland o.

Oyibo self go fear for these long lists..

MizMyColi:
I'm here to read comments.


A contribution tho'

She gets all talkativey

Lolest.
I'm reminded of Oliver and Felicity in The Arrow.

I am a naturally reserved person, the kind that gets quite irritated at too much unnecessary and shallow talks.

But when I'm with my man.
I kinda throw caution to the wind and just talk, talk, talk.
Like a chatterbox.
Lolz.

I'm quite the interesting conversationalist though

Reminds me something..

ekeneidiagbor:
what a catastrophic debacle to the presidential ambitions and dreams of the APCs....

That may just incite more killings and inhumane activities in the north...

I prophesied APC dead on arrival in 2014.

Certificate Saga.

Even the NSCDC man beta pass Buhari. Datzall..

Montaque:
Then the election will be won before 14th february.
Somebody should tell GMB to tender his certificate according to law,because INEC has a timetable.

And there is no way he can sit for WAEC before February 14th.

Nigerians are wicked o..

kestolove95:
he contested 2003,2007 and 2011...no issue of cert now dat it's so. clear dat he will beat dat man call gej,dey want to use cert abi..ok,for ur infor,inec has said it dat it has no power to disqualify any candidate base on that it's d party dat can do dat...#GMB/OSINBAJO2015

So you support that the constitutional educational requirements of a Presidential contestant be overlooked in a modern era ?

Maybe his name General Buhari has been paving way for him before now. Nigerians have grown wiser and now ask questions. FOI bill working because we have a good President who supports freedom of speech..

APC should bring up another candidate whoever it was that won 2nd position at their primary elections..

lomaxx:
Some Nigerian girls.

Most....

That's the correct word..

Dlionsheart:
No oooo
not Nigerian girls
they prefer a ready-made guy
who will take them to Hiltons, Silva bird, etc
and buy them chawama with their gang of rubbers called friends.

And later. They will say, there is no husband..

Nigerian girls don't want to hear about this now.

I was fixed to hear a 25 year old lady stating that her choice of husband should be one that has built a house and furnished it tastefully, that has a good number of cars and solid businesses with unlimited cash flow.

She continued by asking me, why don't men wait to make it big that way before marrying a girl ? I didn't care to answer her foolish question anyway.

Coming from a girl her parents reside in a village..

EnlightenedSoul:
So lemme get this straight, you're ok with a random guy at the party touching your gf here and there, and even shout at her to oblige and stop making a big deal about it (it's only a game), but you're not ok with your best friend having sex with her?

I really don't see why you're complaining. She simply took your blessing, and continued the 'devil's basket' in a more comfortable setting, with a more pleasurable candidate. It was only a game

End of story...

seedord247:
first of all.. which kind foolish game be that self.. person go touch my girl boobs and i go dey look..Mbannu


2nd... why you tell you friend to go beg your gurl You nor sabi her passcode to get her calm down....

well i assume you are still a teenager shaaa..

That is where his problems started.

Foolish game he exposed his gf to and still shouted on her instead of calming her down.

Silly children..

sibepoc:
I discoverd One of my closest pal whom i had lived with for over two years had sex with my girlfriend in his house. My friend use to have a party on the 1st of January yearly, after the watchnight service we go to his place to catch fun with other invited people. While the party was going on we decided to spice up the party by doing this game we all know as devil's basket, the game fell on my girlfriends turn and a guy was asked to touch three parts in her body of which he touched her bossom, her behind and another part in my presence, my girlfriend got upset and walked into the house(the party was outside the house but in the compound), i was going to stop her and explain that it was only a game that she should come back, she made a scene and got me angry and i shouted on her. She ran in this time around crying and with that act she almost destroyed the mood of everyone at the party. I left her, continued my job at the party(DJ) and my friend went in (he's fond of trying to be a nice guy to her when i make her upset of sumtin) to talk to her or whatever of sort. It was from there it happened, i wouldnt have known if his sister hadn't caught them in the act and told me on 3rd of January. I asked both of them and they didnt deny it. I'm trying to break up with my girlfriend but she's crying all heaven and hell her saying it was little of my fault, that my friend makes her happy when i dont and gives her more attention than I do but that she loves me so much and could die if i leave her. Pls note: My close friend and my girlfriend lives with me which has been since february. So please guys what do i do about this situation?

So, your close friend whom you are squatting slept with your girl ?

Sack both of them..

Obadiah77:
www.naijachisel.com/2015/01/atiku-donates-n50m-aircraft-and-12-land.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&m=1

more update coming

Whats Your thoughts?

Pictures of the aircraft, money and Land cruiser SUVs or Idonbilivit...

kreamidiva:
Why is she dark complexioned in the first picture and fair skinned in the second one?

The power of make up..