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Make i no forget..

Contributary laughter.

Chai, its midnight already..

Arisha:
Hi , please help me out I feel sooooo pregnant with all the symptoms of pregnancy but yet I still get my periods , I did home pregnancy test twice after my period was late for a week! But the results were negative and also my periods are not like before they come so late and I'm worried,I have morning sickness and nausea everyday!! my friend told me I could bleed while pregnant specialy on early pregnancy because her mom experienced the same with her youngest. Please can anyone tell me if this is possible??!

PEACE

Hunger coupled with Frustration..

But why ?

Why will Winneygirl cover her whole body like this while going to bed ?

Buhari why ?

He was openly accused of spending N80m. Which name calling does he want again ? He cant even make sense on twitter.

But so far he is in APC, he is a saint like his brother who opened one website with N76m..

Short man like me..

" IS ME BE DIS " ?

Old age, where is thy wisdom ?

Old age, dealing with OBJ and BuBu..

AlexReports and fine women.

Bread and Butter..

LordAdam:
Because PMB is a partisan bigot.

He is a Fulani and would do nothing. He is also a Sunni muslim, and sees the Shiites as infidels. I have not forgotten how he was against GEJ militarily responding against Boko Haram. If GEJ had not started this war, he wouldn't have started it himself.

He changed tune from "any attack on Boko Haram is an attack on the North" to "I will crush Boko Haram in 3 months" because of his greed for the presidency. Little wonder why 9 months on he has not defeated BH and is letting the Fulani herdsmen continue on their killing spree.

PMB has nothing to offer Nigerians. All those who voted him did so because they hated GEJ not because they wanted a better Nigeria.

-Lord

Guy, i have Toma, Ponche, Red Label and Night train. Just come and take any..

Thats a bullet proof merscedes van limo.

Label boss indeed..

vault:
wateva

You should be ashamed of yourself, bragging over pencil light. The excitement you display here is as if it is wrong for a girlfriend to ask her bf for money. Even if she nagged badly as some girls do, your bro with that kinda car has not achieved anything.

Why not make space for yourselves to achieve more in life than to start playing god with a false sense of achievement..

vault:
No offence to you ladies oo but you guys ehn


So my brother has this ex that actually left him because he use to be broke.... bro has started making it gradually tho

he was driving his Camry pencil jeje when he sighted his over ambitious ex struggling for danfo, he parked and offered her a lift..... the girl entered and as they were moving, my bro started laughing, the girl asked what was funny and then he said

"really, with your nagging and complains about me being broke then..... I actually thought I should be seeing you in a range rover but instead you were struggling for a local bus"

she asked him to park and got off..... how I wish things like this happen to me, my own go pass bro own..... me dat love feeling myself be4

Local..

Smh..

agabaI23:
lol

And someone told me there is no vendetta in this Dasuki thing? Dasuki is paying for arresting Buhari. Buhari does not forgive..

Fulani people dont forgive..

Vanquay:
Chinese/Chinese immigrants are very racist, if you go to a store, they only employ their family, you won't even tell the difference. Even American Chinese aren't all that better off...Their racism is right up there with Indians or am I lieing strahovski1 ?

Only East Asians and islanders like S/Koreans, Japanese and phillipinos appear decent...maybe pakistanis too.

It does not change the fact that Nigerians are greedy back stabbers..

PROVACATEUR:
This lady knows Nigeria better than our President

The difference is their big disparity in level of intelligence.

ceejay80s:
Breakfast lunch and dinner don arrive name checkers

Its dem again...

niggi4life:
Shameless thief still use d money build house come marry join am!!

Waka for u.. Useless man...

Abeg if una wan buy naija used car, make una make sure say police inspect am o!

A friend who just bought a car told me thats the best to do now, just inform the police you want to buy the car and u need a full assessment about the car and also a police report after to certify the car is Good to go

Gbam, thanks for the info..

How do you grant an armed robber bail ? TECHNICALLY..

See police exposing themselves. Hehe

That guy own don finish, He misused his GO AND SIN NO MORE..

Police no dey chop bribe two times.

Boko haram has been TECHNICALLY defeated.




By mouth..

Over crowded city..

Vyolet:
Lol, ask a man why he cheated? He would not give any reason na, he will say it is the devil. No point filling any void as well, are you slim and trying to get fat for him or fat and trying to get slim? Watch him go after the very physique you are trying to avoid all for his sake. Big tummy? He will even go for ladies with bigger tummy.

I know men who dont cheat. My friend is 10 years in his marriage. We were discussing about life and he told me that he has never found any reason to cheat on his wife. That she is submissive, supportive, intelligent and hardworking. Sometimes earns more than he does but she submits her pay to him. So with all the temptation, that he cannot hurt her.

As a man, i will personally tell you, that 90% of the time, women push men into cheating. What of women who deny their husbands of sex ? Using sex as an instrument of bargain..

xxxtedyxxx:
Hey pals...am teddy..aka sweetpapa. The purpose of this thread is to improve our dating game; and if u r aving any dating bottle-necks..u can tell us here and get ur advice. First tins first..pls no insults..if u don't like a post,simple ignore it. Let's help one another. Am gona be posting stuffs dat hav worked for me over the Years. Thankx for stopping by.

Note: IF U INSULT ME--- I GO SWEAR FOR UR DESTINY..Lols

My babe saw my whatsapp where i addressed another girl as baby. The girl vex no be small, block me on all social media. I cant even call her.

What do i do ?

olowoba:
Please no insults. Just read and pass if your intention is to throw insults around. Now read:

I find myself in a situation where I have 3 main girlfriends. I have been able to manage my affairs with all 3 without getting caught and I know their parents and family members. Their family members also know me and have accepted me. I have tested all 3 and I believe they truly love me.

I am in my early 30s and I plan settling down this year. The 3 gals all know i am settling down this year. All 3 believe I will be marrying them this year.

I have made up my mind on the one I want to marry but my dilemma is this: How do I break up with the other 2 without hurting them so much? I do not want fight, hatred and bitterness from any of them or their family members.

Genuine advice needed. No insults please.

Chai, you need to pass this knowledge to your fellow guys..

So, we should fry egg for you ?

I dont comment on useless threads..

Abbeyunique2:
i don't feel comfortable throwing waste on the ground. maybe because i went to FUNAAB, our vc then was strict abt it.once caught, you are out of the sch.
shout out to prof. balogun

I like your Vice principal..

#LeaveTrash4Lawma.

They both look above 30..

Yea, true friends turned lovers is the best bet..

THE YOUNG SHALL GROW..