J12: With such laws, I'm better off by being a HomoSexùal.

im sure u already re

Oooo! All these theories and laws ppl came up with nowadays ar jst spoiln things. Did our forefathers keep al dis laws without havn d rate of divorce we hav dis days. Just fear God, and the fruits wl kum up and manifest on its own.
@op, And mind u, u ar cusn a problem o, bkus al dis gals wl b watchn d laws to knw d one dia man is nt kipn. Most of oyibo laws ar nt gud o

Crown Prince: I no fit keep ordinary TEN commandments go heaven na to keep 23 commandments for woman. Even if say na Angel God positioned, I no fit try am.

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With the right kind of woman the laws are excellent. Use them with the wrong kind of women (and they are plentiful) it will be like casting your pearls before swines.

Mynd_44: Well spaced, nice points.
The OP is on to it

First time!

I have dated and bleeped all the kind of women dat God created back in my days and I can say dat never u treat a woman 2 nicely they like when ppl ginger them. They like it when u yell, beat, slap etc etc with your left hand then move them closely with your right hand. Not all this fcking theory. In engineering they call
It fatigue principle of alternating stresses works all d time try it

The summary of these commandment is KILL YOURSELF FOR A WOMAN SO SHE CAN MARRY SOMEONE ELSE

OP, treat a woman that way, you will just lose her to a bad guy. I bet you.

NEVER mak her head swell..pamper a lady and she will diaper(shit) u..

To summarize the whole laws in one word: To keep a woman, make her your god and don't forget to bow in worship to her!

Keep doing this and she's most assuredly yours.

lola.luv:
Very true. The relationship world would be a much better place if people learned to this to one another.

all this Nigerian women too like better thing sef.. Wetin una dey do to make una man happy , apart from opening ur 2 laps

ITbomb: Make it 50 points.

Where the hell is 'The Laws of Keeping A Man' for fishbrains

r u normal?

Gabriel_sylar: The summary of these commandment is KILL YOURSELF FOR A WOMAN SO SHE CAN MARRY SOMEONE ELSE

same way I feel.

komek: all this Nigerian women too like better thing sef.. Wetin una dey do to make una man happy , apart from opening ur 2 laps

smh and a woman gave birth to dis one sha?

komek: same way I feel.

eri awon oniranu.smh

Abyjah: To summarize the whole laws in one word: To keep a woman, make her your god and don't forget to bow in worship to her!

Keep doing this and she's most assuredly yours.

now ure talking

Abyjah: To summarize the whole laws in one word: To keep a woman, make her your god and don't forget to bow in worship to her!

Keep doing this and she's most assuredly yours.

now ure talking

Got bored @ no1,these laws don't apply in d real world.understanding is all d law u need.

Chidex2442: Guy forget all this things, d easiest way 2 keep a woman is to in pregnant her! Dat makes her 2 b alive 2 her responsibilities

yea 4 a stark illiterate woman.meanwhile did u grow up in d jungle.smh.ur level of reasoning beats my imagination

The only rule needed for such things is Respect yourself first, then respect her.
All that one na too much story...and most of them are even primed at eventually earning a man the title "[i]bi[/i]tch-made"

I am sorry for the boy who decides to make his woman his "god".

Kamanda: . Yes O!The ONLY law Naija women understand is the one that governs the price of a highly demanded edible grainy flakes processed from a tropical root crop.
*picks race*

hehehehehehehehe

Nice one!!!!!!!I love this!

@Op, I think you got the title wrong; it should have been 'The Laws Guiding A Poor Man On How To Keep A Woman'.

Nice theoretical laws...they sure wld come in handy when u rly wly need 2 treat ur lady ryt especially after u ve bleeped up. Dnt 4get why good girls love bad guyz!

Cld we ve the practical laws plz?

King Solomon never applied any of these laws but he had 700 wives and 300 concubines.
GET THE BLING BLINGS $$$$$$

Where i get the time for all these crap of a theory
Shio!!!

Not even adam a perfect creation from GOD wld have observed these craps and moses himself would ve broken these laws same way he did the 10 commandments given directly to him by God talkless of these 24 fantacies.
Love don't cost a thing and when it becomes tagged like this gibbrish the OP coppied from the net then ladies becomes a commodity that has expiry dates.
this right up does not exist in the realm of love except for contractual purposes.
relationship is all about sacrifices and an average golddiger nigerian parasitic lady will see this as a perfect requirement and confuse it for love.
Keep dreaming

hotchamalah: Got dis from the net so i thougth I should share...
THE LAWS OF KEEPING A WOMAN

1) Never take a woman for granted or neglect her. The moment you do, she’ll start scanning the field and you won’t know it.

2) Do not cheat on her, or cheat her. A woman’s revenge could be emotionally lethal.

3)Do not boss her around, push her to do anything she doesn’t want to do, or force her to give you ANYTHING.

4) Do not expect her to wait on you hand and foot. She will take your foot and put it in your hand.

5) Be appreciative for all she does for you and show her appreciation for being in YOUR life. When you start acting like she should be happy she is in YOUR life, she will go out to prove you otherwise.

6) Never lay a hand on her, unless it is to caress her.

7) Never make her second to anything. This is the biggest mistake any man can do.

Don’t ever disrespect her or her family, even if she complains about them. It is OK for her to do it, but never for you. Remember this.

9) Always GIVE more than you take from her to stay a man in her eyes. When a woman has to support you, in her mind, you are her bitch.

10) Never treat a woman like a man, or she will treat you like a woman.

11) Be truthful to her always — even if it hurts. A woman respects a man of Truth and men that lie repeatedly will never be taken seriously — only playfully.

12) Women are like cats. Even when they play stupid, their radars are always perceptive and receptive to all that is happening around them. Do not play around your woman, or she will play you in the end.

13) Never be afraid to show a woman your emotions. Do not expect her to know how you feel if you don’t reveal anything. Never hold back on love. When a woman feels something is missing, or that you are not in the relationship 100%, she will seek a more complete love elsewhere. Believe it.

14) Support your woman’s dreams as if you were her number one fan and you will always be her number one man.

15) Push a woman to fulfill her passions, and she will always be passionate about you. Stay in tune with the developments of her hobbies and projects, and she will be in tune with you. Even if she loves designing tiny hats for squirrels, what you should love is the excitement from her eyes whenever you see her doing what she loves.

16) Treat your woman as if she were your precious daughter, more than you treat her as your mother — even if she is older than you. Women are like kittens. They love your attention, affection, pampering, to be spoiled, and really enjoy being showed and told new things. Remember, women will always have more options than men. They will only stay with the one who treats them best.

17) A woman typically gives a man two chances for serious error. If he messes up more than twice, it is highly unlikely there will be a third. After the second slip-up, she already sees you as a different person.

18) Always trust a woman’s intuition and never take her mind for that of a fool. If she tells you something, but then you have to go and ask for someone else’s opinion in front of her, if she was right she will never let it go. She will start taking you for the idiot. All it takes is once.

19) The same way the Sun is the lamp of the universe, your woman should always be treated as the lamp of your life.

20) Do not ever put her down in front of your friends or family. This will only make her despise your family and friends, and she won’t forget to return the favor.

21) If she loves her family, try to love them as if they were yours too. She will love you more for sincerely trying.

22) If you end up with a first-rate woman, never treat her less than first-rate. She will leave you for a first-rate man once you do.

23) Never give your woman third-rate gifts (junk, used, discounted, as is, tacky). If you can’t afford to get her something first-rate, make her something from your heart, or wait until you have enough money to get her a first-rate gift. A woman would rather be given nice gifts, rather than a bunch of junky gifts. It shows her how you see her. Believe it.

24) Never let your woman stand alone when she is being opposed. Always stand by her in the presence of opposition, and when you are in private then you can tell her your real thoughts on a situation. She will love you for not exposing her out in the open. Always stand by your woman. Always! However, if she is someone who always does people wrong, then she is wrong for you. If she is good and she is the one being wronged, if you sit down or do nothing, she will be gone. Women do not like weak men. Those women that tolerate weak men are very weak women.

Treat your relationship as if you are growing the most beautiful sacred flower. Keep watering it, tend to the roots, and always make sure the petals are full of color and are never curling. Once you neglect your plant, it will die, as will your relationship. If your woman has left you heartbroken, then know it is most likely due to you violating at least one of the above. If you violated more than two, then know you had a very good woman.

Now, for women, how do you treat a man and keep him?
Do all the above for him too.

By Suzy Kassem
http://styleisking./2010/03/24/how-to-treat-a-woman-and-keep-her/

If u are Nigerian, u deserve a gift.
Most of the Nairaland guys spend all their life bashing girls.
Forgetting the fact that no two girls are alike.
Receive a kiss ***mwah***

I no dey fit obey nigeria constitution...na fish brain I go come dey respect..wey anoda man go folow my back go Bleep or d one wey sugar daddy go buy phone wey get fridge for,women is money or lies keep dem...once u re doin dose once,u wil becom stupid to her..9ja gals for dat mata not even a black american..stp dat joke o...32FBD6F0..das ma pin

hotchamalah: Got dis from the net so i thougth I should share...
THE LAWS OF KEEPING A WOMAN

1) Never take a woman for granted or neglect her. The moment you do, she’ll start scanning the field and you won’t know it.

2) Do not cheat on her, or cheat her. A woman’s revenge could be emotionally lethal.

3)Do not boss her around, push her to do anything she doesn’t want to do, or force her to give you ANYTHING.

4) Do not expect her to wait on you hand and foot. She will take your foot and put it in your hand.

5) Be appreciative for all she does for you and show her appreciation for being in YOUR life. When you start acting like she should be happy she is in YOUR life, she will go out to prove you otherwise.

6) Never lay a hand on her, unless it is to caress her.

7) Never make her second to anything. This is the biggest mistake any man can do.

Don’t ever disrespect her or her family, even if she complains about them. It is OK for her to do it, but never for you. Remember this.

9) Always GIVE more than you take from her to stay a man in her eyes. When a woman has to support you, in her mind, you are her bitch.

10) Never treat a woman like a man, or she will treat you like a woman.

11) Be truthful to her always — even if it hurts. A woman respects a man of Truth and men that lie repeatedly will never be taken seriously — only playfully.

12) Women are like cats. Even when they play stupid, their radars are always perceptive and receptive to all that is happening around them. Do not play around your woman, or she will play you in the end.

13) Never be afraid to show a woman your emotions. Do not expect her to know how you feel if you don’t reveal anything. Never hold back on love. When a woman feels something is missing, or that you are not in the relationship 100%, she will seek a more complete love elsewhere. Believe it.

14) Support your woman’s dreams as if you were her number one fan and you will always be her number one man.

15) Push a woman to fulfill her passions, and she will always be passionate about you. Stay in tune with the developments of her hobbies and projects, and she will be in tune with you. Even if she loves designing tiny hats for squirrels, what you should love is the excitement from her eyes whenever you see her doing what she loves.

16) Treat your woman as if she were your precious daughter, more than you treat her as your mother — even if she is older than you. Women are like kittens. They love your attention, affection, pampering, to be spoiled, and really enjoy being showed and told new things. Remember, women will always have more options than men. They will only stay with the one who treats them best.

17) A woman typically gives a man two chances for serious error. If he messes up more than twice, it is highly unlikely there will be a third. After the second slip-up, she already sees you as a different person.

18) Always trust a woman’s intuition and never take her mind for that of a fool. If she tells you something, but then you have to go and ask for someone else’s opinion in front of her, if she was right she will never let it go. She will start taking you for the idiot. All it takes is once.

19) The same way the Sun is the lamp of the universe, your woman should always be treated as the lamp of your life.

20) Do not ever put her down in front of your friends or family. This will only make her despise your family and friends, and she won’t forget to return the favor.

21) If she loves her family, try to love them as if they were yours too. She will love you more for sincerely trying.

22) If you end up with a first-rate woman, never treat her less than first-rate. She will leave you for a first-rate man once you do.

23) Never give your woman third-rate gifts (junk, used, discounted, as is, tacky). If you can’t afford to get her something first-rate, make her something from your heart, or wait until you have enough money to get her a first-rate gift. A woman would rather be given nice gifts, rather than a bunch of junky gifts. It shows her how you see her. Believe it.

24) Never let your woman stand alone when she is being opposed. Always stand by her in the presence of opposition, and when you are in private then you can tell her your real thoughts on a situation. She will love you for not exposing her out in the open. Always stand by your woman. Always! However, if she is someone who always does people wrong, then she is wrong for you. If she is good and she is the one being wronged, if you sit down or do nothing, she will be gone. Women do not like weak men. Those women that tolerate weak men are very weak women.

Treat your relationship as if you are growing the most beautiful sacred flower. Keep watering it, tend to the roots, and always make sure the petals are full of color and are never curling. Once you neglect your plant, it will die, as will your relationship. If your woman has left you heartbroken, then know it is most likely due to you violating at least one of the above. If you violated more than two, then know you had a very good woman.

Now, for women, how do you treat a man and keep him?
Do all the above for him too.

By Suzy Kassem
http://styleisking./2010/03/24/how-to-treat-a-woman-and-keep-her/

These laws can actually be applied to other women elsewhere but with our women here in Nigeria putting into consideration their level of greediness and this huge appetite for material things that pushes the average Nigerian guy to the brink of suicide and criminality,no way it will always be GERMAN GERMAN...UNLESS THEY CHANGE.