Thanks Rooneyboy and all....bless your hearts

mem88: He doesn't cal, whn i mean cal! He neva cals or flash or text. Is as if i was datng a ghost. He condemd my wearng of trouser, make-up and hair do and d worst of all, his ex- gf kept threateng me dat she wil kil me if i d'nt leave ha man. Anyway sha, 2 cut d tory short , i think i'm beta off been single than ben condemd!

My best reason for some reason...cracks me up well well is the post about travelling out, and still being out
Lols, for days

Misunderstanding,quarels,pride,ego,and much more from both sides.

cheriphyom:

That night, I could,t sleep. It was around 1am. So I needed to talk to someone, so I called my baby that we have dating for the past 4yrs but to my greatest surprise. Another dude picked the phone. I nearly fainted.
The guy and I con begin to dey gist. He told me he has been dating my babe since 3year ago. So I ended it all

You are way too funny

Good day house,
I have a friend who has been very close to this girl,out of the blue she told him that she wants a break from the relationship without any reason.So on further investigation he found out that she talks to a particular guy and that they speak on the phone almost on a daily basis. He confronted the girl,who stated that they are just friends.he told me that he was going to have a chit chat with the guy to really confirm issues,which i was really against,but nevertheless he actually did and the guy stated that they are just friends,but the only thing i doubted was that the guy actually sent a midnite SMS on Vals day to the girl,which annoyed my friend. Based on this they had a serious quarrel and he told the girl bluntly that if the guy is simply her friend then she should reduce the calls she makes with him because it mite give him ideas,this made the girl angry and she said she would call the guy and give him a piece of her mind.
My guy called me and said that since then the girl no longer talks to him and the guy called him and was saying that he has gotten his wish and that he can have her and that he is no longer interested. But what i don't get is the girl sent my guy a Bithday SMS but still doesn't talk to him or pick his calls what do i advice him to do.

i fell sick afta two day afta she told dat she was sick

the funniest post i ve ever read today LMSAO

BrutusOj: She dnt know the difference b/w me and ATM machine

She's a promiscuous lying B-I-T-C-H

I broke up cos I was not in any relationship

snowbaby:
I broke up wit ma ex cos he lied bout his age I discover I was older than him wit 2 yrs,no wonder he thinks irrationally and has no plans for d future and he is not serious wit anything buh like to do fyne boi around,ve better things to do wit ma life,so he became an EX

What a beautiful brown angel

ifeomabernard:
He`s got a very BIG DICK

All females loves big dîck....why are u an exception?

I live in LA she lives in Cally so we ain't broken up yet