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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by solomon111(m): 1:31am On Oct 01, 2012
Jerie:

Okay o, mr sharp guy.
Thank you for 'shifting'.
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by Jerie(m): 1:31am On Oct 01, 2012
solomon111: shut up.

I'm not talking, I'm typing. Can you hear my voice echoing in the empty space in ypur head where your brain should have been?

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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by solomon111(m): 1:34am On Oct 01, 2012
Jerie:

I'm not talking, I'm typing. Can you hear my voice echoing in the empty space in ypur head where your brain should have been?
lol @ the irony.
Cretin.
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by dayokanu(m): 1:35am On Oct 01, 2012
solomon111: And you are a disgrace to the yoruba people.
What a tool.

Thank you sir.

Now back to the topic. Can you tell us how our president Retardeen Jonathan became a comedian now rivalling I go dye, Baba Suwe and Klint da drunk

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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by jmaine: 1:37am On Oct 01, 2012
The usual congregation of nairaland dumbos . . . . . . . . .
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by dayokanu(m): 1:38am On Oct 01, 2012
^^ Sir,

Are the congregation in the church from Nairaland too?

Verdict of Nigerians is that our president is a comedian

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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by deandavid(m): 1:38am On Oct 01, 2012
informatix: NO responsible citizen will mock his president even if he is wrong. His effort were enough i agree but i frown face @those who took my president for a ride.
ur fada there.
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by earthgreeners(m): 1:39am On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine: The usual congregation of nairaland dumbos . . . . . . . . .

^^ Sir,

Are the congregation in the church from Nairaland too?
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by jmaine: 1:41am On Oct 01, 2012
dayokanu: ^^ Sir,

Are the congregation in the church from Nairaland too?

You Sir, belong to the wretches i was describing here . .and you duly owned up to your calling . . . . .Next dumbo please . . . .
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by dayokanu(m): 1:42am On Oct 01, 2012
^^ Instead of dodging the question can you tell us sir, why the church congregation who are not Nairalanders think our President is a joke?

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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by earthgreeners(m): 1:42am On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine:

You Sir, belong to the wretches i was describing here . .and you duly owned up to your calling . . . . .Next dumbo please . . . .



and what are u doing in the midst of dumbos..................Chief dumbo
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by Jerie(m): 1:43am On Oct 01, 2012
dayokanu: ^^ Sir,

Are the congregation in the church from Nairaland too?

Who knows? Beaf and his dog werepeleri should be somewhere there chuckling and packaging imaginary achievements to post today on their laptops.

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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by jmaine: 1:45am On Oct 01, 2012
dayokanu: ^^ Instead of dodging the question can you tell us sir, why the church congregation who are not Nairalanders think our President is a joke?

He remains a President while you remain that unknown wretch ranting away on nairaland . . . . .Next
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by SisiKill1: 1:46am On Oct 01, 2012
Oh la la Fightin' time.

I love me some Sunday night brawl.

Who's taking bets? cheesy
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by dayokanu(m): 1:47am On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine:

He remains a President while you remain that unknown wretch ranting away on nairaland . . . . .Next

^^ He is the president just like Abacha was the President.

But no president in the history of Nigeria has been seen as much a comedian as Retardeen Jonathan.

Can you tell us why?

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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by Jerie(m): 1:49am On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine:

He remains a President while you remain that unknown wretch ranting away on nairaland . . . . .Next

Correction sir! A clueless trainee president.
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by jmaine: 1:49am On Oct 01, 2012
dayokanu:

^^ He is the president just like Abacha was the President.

But no president in the history of Nigeria has been seen as much a comedian as Retardeen Jonathan.

Can you tell us why?

Still doesn't change the fact that you are an unknown wretch . . .Can you honestly dispute the fact that GEJ is miles above you in all ramifications . . . .
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by earthgreeners(m): 1:50am On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine:

He remains a President while you remain that unknown wretch ranting away on nairaland . . . . .Next


hahahahahahahahah.......u no get brain at all........I wld recommend u sign up as Sid in Ice Age 5

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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by jmaine: 1:51am On Oct 01, 2012
Jerie:

Correction sir! A clueless trainee president.

Really, i did love to be a trainee president while your lots whine and sulk beneath me . . . .
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by earthgreeners(m): 1:52am On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine:

Still doesn't change the fact that you are an unknown wretch . . .Can you honestly dispute the fact that GEJ is miles above you in all ramifications . . . .

and who are you? the son of a wretched man cos GEJ is not ur father

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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by Jerie(m): 1:52am On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine:

Still doesn't change the fact that you are an unknown wretch . . .Can you honestly dispute the fact that GEJ is miles above you in all ramifications . . . .

And you are...... A known wretch.

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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by Touchforfree(m): 1:52am On Oct 01, 2012
ooseven: I thought worshippers only focused on God in church. Since when did political analysis become part of church service??
:
So because they're in d Church, if they hear anything about Boko-Haram's bomb to be exploded soonest; they should not react. Don't they have ears ?.........
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by jmaine: 1:53am On Oct 01, 2012
earthgreeners:


hahahahahahahahah.......u no get brain at all........I wld recommend u sign up as Sid in Ice Age 5

Thanks for the recommendation . .now step aside . . .
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by Jerie(m): 1:53am On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine:

Really, i did love to be a trainee president while your lots whine and sulk beneath me . . . .

I'm not a prisoner, we have prison presidents you know?

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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by earthgreeners(m): 1:53am On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine:

Really, i did
love to be a trainee president while your lots whine and sulk beneath me . . . .

another mufu
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by dayokanu(m): 1:55am On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine:

Still doesn't change the fact that you are an unknown wretch . . .Can you honestly dispute the fact that GEJ is miles above you in all ramifications . . . .

OK I agree with all you have said so far.

Now can you tell us why majority of Nigerians think Retardeen Jonathan is a joke?

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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by jmaine: 1:55am On Oct 01, 2012
earthgreeners:

another student taught by GEJ and Dame

Boring . . . .Come up better abeg . . .Jmaine wan catch small trips smiley
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by Jerie(m): 1:56am On Oct 01, 2012
dayokanu:

OK I agree with all you have said so far.

Now can you tell us why majority of Nigerians think Retardeen Jonathan is a joke?

Oga, calculator don 4get answer!

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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by earthgreeners(m): 1:57am On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine:

Boring . . . .Come up better abeg . . .Jmaine wan catch small trips smiley

can you tell us why majority of Nigerians think Retardeen Jonathan is a joke?
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by jmaine: 1:59am On Oct 01, 2012
dayokanu:

OK I agree with all you have said so far.

Now can you tell us why majority of Nigerians think Retardeen Jonathan is a joke?

Majority of Nigerians . . . how did you come about the "majority" part . . . . .


If am in that church, i did chuckle myself . . . grin . . .but not enough reasons for unknown fools to come here wanking and ejecting their loads recklessly all over the thread
Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by earthgreeners(m): 2:01am On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine:

Majority of Nigerians . . . how did you come about the "majority" part . . . . .


If am in that church, i did chuckle myself . . . grin . . .but not enough reasons for unknown fools to come here wanking and ejecting their loads recklessly all over the thread


I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU LIVE IN MAKOKO?, HOW COME YOU ATTENDED A SERVICE IN ABUJA, ABI UR PAPA CANOE DON DEY FLY

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Re: Worshippers Mock Jonathan at Church Service by dayokanu(m): 2:01am On Oct 01, 2012
jmaine:

Majority of Nigerians . . . how did you come about the "majority" part . . . . .


If am in that church, i did chuckle myself . . . grin . . .but not enough reasons for unknown fools to come here wanking and ejecting their loads recklessly all over the thread

^^ Sir,

why would you chuckle yourself? Is it because you also think Retardeen Jonathan is a joke?

You are bad oo. You praise him here, In real life you laugh at him

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