sexkillz: My thought processing unit (TPU) is malfunctioning. . . Who do i choose?

sexkillz: My thought processing unit (TPU) is malfunctioning. . . Who do i choose?

uj_sizzle: dis is officially my last goodnyt...phone's crying, battery's weeping n my fingers are becoming really stiff. Congrats again to all d winners n y'all catch ur fun. I'll see watelse went down tmw. Bon nuit, sayonara abientot, hasta la vista, kachifo

lalaosky: Uj_sizzle, am i the only one thinking slimyem's piece is more slicker but she might, just might loose out cos
(1)anitta is in tha same country with reality, hecde easier acess!!
(2)reality's huge sex drive might just win it for anita
i hope am not halucinating sha...slim, i love your masterpiece by the way

REALITY101:

Lord of cowboys I love strippers n she wanna be my private stripper, I love Lakers n Kobe is my fav #KB24 and she sounds like she gon give it to me on first date.

Uhmm Slimyem I need reassurance and challenge to the above lines. Explorer gimme few more minutes pls

uj_sizzle: dis is officially my last goodnyt...phone's crying, battery's weeping n my fingers are becoming really stiff. Congrats again to all d winners n y'all catch ur fun. I'll see watelse went down tmw. Bon nuit, sayonara abientot, hasta la vista, kachifo

190:

Baby boo can i join you in bed!!

I cant sleep alone tonite

REALITY101: After reading Slimyems letter I had a fast and furious kinda heartbeat but after reading Annita's there was some kinda hurricane inside my pant. .
This is complicated

DailyNews: wow....so impressed...the poetry, so u guys are hidden poets & the writing section had been so quiet ....sholly, annita, slim, aluta, lola, u guys are natural poets, plz explore it & possibly monetize it after winning the men of ur drmz with it.......u can sell the poems, m ready to buy or u guys give me d right to copy plz....lovely, lovely,....quite impressive, lovely watin to read more...no longer going to sleep...plz more?

dailynews who cut you loose

uj_sizzle:
then i'll come back here tmw to find ur girls have laced my food with rat poison.

190:

wetin this gurl in particular chop this evening!!

uj_sizzle:
then i'll come back here tmw to find ur girls have laced my food with rat poison.

which girls - abeg i dont know them from ADAM oh

ikekings: You need help?

annita19:

A certain novel by Sidney Sheldon quoted in " the heart of all men beats up between their legs" so baby forget the heartbeat I'm gonna calm it down. . Now you see she's not here. Probably with another dude in the hotel or giving him BJ in his car. I am here for you from this moment on Please say yes

190: smh @ reality101

i can bet hes having a hard on over mere words

that boy disapoints me all the tyme

slimyem: *sighs*
lemme see if i can quickly put something together..

lalaosky:
lwkmd...sexkillz, uju has murdered 190 the playa in cold blood..buwahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahhahahahaha

swtdarling:
abeg,no face me o.i kno ow u feel.dem neva put ur gals for hall of fame and u no get sleep partner.cheer up!!!..

joeydozzy:

REALITY101: After reading Slimyems letter I had a fast and furious kinda heartbeat but after reading Annita's there was some kinda hurricane inside my pant. .
This is complicated

Goldieluks: Anita you don't have to beg him to choose you na.
Allow him to follow his heart. Stop this blackmailing tears biko.