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Dimples 316: My List

1.Being held/cuddled when watching a movie together, NOT at the cinema but in the privacy of our home
(my favourite thing) .

2. Locking your fingers with mine when we are talking about stuff, whether its important or unimportant stuff.

3. Letting me run my fingers through your hairy chest, with my head down on it as well.

4. Having my neck & shoulders massaged when it aches.

5. Being invited over to your crib for lunch or dinner even if its indomie & eggs, as against constantly doing
restaurants or wanting me to cook all the time. The gesture or thought behind it is what counts.

6. Being kissed unexpectedly with his hand firmly on the back of my neck, am not talking peck on the lips oooo.
A sensual, intrusive and possessive kiss. Still trip about this when I remember the guy who did it

Wow am triping..wish am ur bf...Nice one

50 Cent has been undone by one of Africa's greatest novelists, Chinua Achebe. The rapper's latest movie has been renamed ahead of its release, due to a conflict with Achebe's most famous work.

Things Fall Apart, published by Achebe in 1958, is Nigeria's most famous English-language novel. It has sold more than 8m copies worldwide. Unfortunately, 50 Cent was not aware of this. He spent much of 2010 shooting a film of the same name, the story of an American football player diagnosed with cancer. "It's a project that I wrote, produced and financed myself," he explained last year. Directed by Mario Van Peebles, it premiered at the Miami film festival in March and is expected to be released soon.

Unfortunately for Fiddy, his film will not keep its original title. After being contacted by Achebe's legal team, 50 Cent allegedly offered $1m to hold on to the title. Achebe, 80, took this as an insult. "The novel with the said title was initially produced in 1958 (that is 17 years before [50] was born)," replied his lawyers, according to Naijan. "[It is] listed as the most-read book in modern African literature, and won't be sold for even £1bn." The film has now been renamed to All Things Fall Apart.

Why do we always deceive ourselves all in the name of wooing investors...who is wooing who?

Happy Planing..

Talk is cheap!!!

So many people don't know how to play football, they don't know to watch the strategically, yet they can't comment reasonably about the round leather game..what a miserable life!!! Transfer is one of the most interesting part of the game..in a way, it could be promotion
Or otherwise..so why should u bother your little head about transfer rumour??
Oo ye fools

ebamma: shattap,do you think mourinho will let them carry any trophy

who the hell is mourinho? Afterall barca gave him the worst defeat of his career 5-0..Barca had won all trophies in Europe since the noise-making mourinho joined real in last two season..Bushman!!

Southerners will continue to suffer in the hands of the northerners if some strategic checks are not putin place

Hurray!!!Clap for them!!....










Mtcheewwwww!!
Misplaced priority..

AFRICANS!!!Every updates in tech from those white guys freaks Black man..we only know how to consume..

Mallam, Alhaji, Alfa..whc one is d most prestigious

Full meaning of LMAO pls

maclatunji: Sure! And what steps has GEJ taken to reverse the wrongs of his predecessors especially with the fact that he was Yar'adua's Vice President? Going by your bold declaration that the crisis reached its highest heights during Yar'aduas tenure, GEJ must be a close partaker in whatever happened.

Even if he was Saint Joe. It has not occurred to him that bringing back Richard Branson and "righting the wrongs" would put his investment drive on top gear.

What is worse than inept leadership other than dogmatic followership!

GEJ's political career shouldn't have gone beyond LGA level cos he surely lacks the needed ginger to keep the country going smoothly

fankasibe: Even the Devil himself would be very suprise at the rate of our corruption and must have learnt never to compete with Nigeria leaders.

Haaaaah!! Can't stop laughing..u mean nigerian politicians are far ahead and more devilish than the devil himself

Mr.chippychappy:
So true Mr Branson ..So true. A nation where :
[b]1.Customs authority would try ANY MEANS NECESSARY to frustrate those importing goods LEGALLY (Take innoson and ibeto for example)
2.Banks would rather loan to the already ESTABLISHED billionaires like Jimoh Ibrahim , Dangote , Otedola etc while the up and coming business men would have to "squeeze water out of a piece of stone " to fund their business ,
3.A nation where the politicians are quick to accuse the youths of being lazy while refusing to provide employment opportunities and small scale credit facilities for self empowerment .
4.A nation where Foreign companies are milked dry by our senators before they establish their companies in Nigeria and in return this foreign companies would milk nigerians dry before we use their services (MTN , AIRTEL , ETISALAT) etc .

5. A nation where by business men like Dangote would use their political influence to monopolize the industrial sector of Nigeria by suppressing competition (Dangote vs Ibeto for example).
6.It takes a week or 2 to register a business name in Malaysia and South Korea but here in Nigeria you would have to wait for close to 4months (If you are LUCKY ) [/b]

The list goes on and on .Mr Branson is no saint but i commend him for being truthful and vocal on issues such as these . Maybe now our government would revoke his passport so he wouldn't be able to get into the country , The same way they had problems with Hilary Clinton when she condemned our governments corruption . Like the bible says rebuke a fool and he becomes your enemy .

OMG!! U are simply amazing..awesome piece from u ..Tell them..the system is so frustrating..

Eeeeyah!!May God help her.. Nice topic, but the story was just too much..a summary would have been better..

Valiantvaliant: Can someone tell me, what is the bleeping criteria for a topic to make front page?

Shit Happens

@Poster..now we know that u have a car! Clap for yourself..mtcwheeeeew

Ejiné: You losers are starting to bore the crap out of me with your dumb humorless posts about prize of garri and whatever you call it. Are you that idle that you have to torture our eyes with your miserable posts about threads you don't like?
If you don't like the thread, why not shut the phuck up, kindly ignore it and move on with your life?

It has become a recent fad for some nairalanders to always post rubbish on threads asking people how the thread affects the prize of the garri.
Maybe these idiiots actually think they look/sound cool when they say it

Talk is cheap!!

So what am I suppose to do about this story? Should I live Lagos for Bayelsa to rescue or wat?..

touch_me_hard: None of the above
Akon says blame it on him

Laughing!!! Hahahahahahahaha guy u no well well-well

Photoshop!! U have all been fooled..what are they sitting on? Flowers??, waterfall?? Lapping?? Warbish!!

As an unemployed graduate, I want to know the kind of business I can do with a million naira..Pls I really need your reasonable contributions cos I don't want to squander this money of non lucrative biz..Thanks in anticipation

Tinubu equally had problem with Fashola some few years ago, but BRF hard work was there for everyone to see..Now it's this same Tinubu vs Mimiko..apart from being a medical doctor, mimiko is a complete gentle man with lots of respect for Tinubu but hates God-fatherism..OBJ was in Akure before 2007 election to speak-ill of Mimiko..today OBJ has submitted to the ways of this gov..I guess chief Tinubu should just respect himself and allow Ondo state people to decide who governs them..Let political paties canvass for votes strategically and stop fabricating lies against their contemporaries or insulting other contestants.. When Tinubu was d gov in Lagos, being an "Area boy" was a fashionable and lucrative tin then.. I just hope God-fatherism and political thugs will become unacceptable considering the increasing level of education in the society ..

Delafruita: is the development commesurate to the allocation?ondo is the only oil producing state in the southwest and it gets 13% derivative along with the other niger delta states which makes its alocation more than that of osun,ekiti,ogun and oyo joined together

that ondo is an oil producing state is no longer a news..after some past govs collected this so called 13% derivatives.. Wat did they do with the money..Let's call spade a spade and stop critizing blindly..Mimiko is not perfect though, but it obvious that he is better when compared with others

So sad!! John go! John come!! Such is life...Death is so stubborn, trailing the Rich n the Poor...

What is hell is freaking Ghana dis days..what are these black moneys feeling like? Like they have gotten there??..Only time will tell!

Looks like an European High School girl..

deelicious: Abegi! everything does not have to be taken so seriously

Yeah u are kinda right..but people often barstadize tinz..soon, a nursery & pry school will soon be set up with NYSC uniform n they will mane it..Graduate Nursery & Pry Sch...lol

alaoeri: Cooked story.

nice one from u joor..I wonder why some people can't just read inbtw lines.." some items suspected to be explosives"!!!

miteolu: ABUSE? Police & co uniforms never abused.

give me one good reason why the prestigious NYSC uniform should be dragged in muds by kids!!