tommyex:

aha
so next Qmake una start before we ask ours oo,lol
by d way,how else can i judge a book?by d summary?

babe, you should know. . . .by the contents inside. . , how it expresses itself by each page, how understandable it is. . . its choice of words tell where the book is from and who wrote (taught) the book. . . how fragile each page is. . .



@post
why can't some men understand NO means NO. . . not NO means Yes but NO means NO?

Lmao funmi you need to hang around mature guys

It's usually teenagers and those in their early 20s that go around babbling about their "conquests"

Question:

Why do some men get a hard on by just being with you in an elevator for 2 mins or sitting beside you in a church? Can't they control that 'thing' for a minute?

hotfunmi:

Question:

Why do some men get a hard on by just being with you in an elevator for 2 mins or sitting beside you in a church? Can't they control that 'thing' for a minute?

a hard-on is physiological in nature. When a man sees a nubile female, a reflex triggers blood to rush into the spongy tissue and capillaries of the penile shaft, the arterioles that deliver blood to the p enis also vasodilate causing them to fill with more blood than is usual . . . thus causing what is generally known as a "hard on".

Asking us to "control" it is like telling us to prevent our own blood flow . . . its impossible.

a hard-on is physiological in nature. When a man sees a nubile female, a reflex triggers blood to rush into the spongy tissue and capillaries of the penile shaft, the arterioles that deliver blood to the p enis also vasodilate causing them to fill with more blood than is usual . . . thus causing what is generally known as a "hard on".

Asking us to "control" it is like telling us to prevent our own blood flow . . . its impossible.

Don't tell me it's not controllable because I know some men control themselves beyond belief. You probably need Jesus.

funmi, quit making girls look bad.

hotfunmi:

Don't tell me it's not controllable because I know some men control themselves beyond belief. You probably need Jesus.

you probably need Jesus so you can stop looking at our uncontrollable "things".

funmi, quit making girls look bad.

lol, how did this thread grow without me?

hotfunmi and 4Him you could as well hook up and find Jesus together .

you probably need Jesus so you can stop looking at our uncontrollable "things". 

Who's gazing at your uncontrollable things? The damn thing is glaring and even a blind woman can see it. It's a pity that so many men have their brain in between their legsbut still claim to be alpha male.

4Him, I seriously recommend Jesus for you and  I'll also put you on a one month prescription for serious fasting,prayers and deliverance.

hotfunmi:

Who's gazing at your uncontrollable things? The damn thing is glaring and even a blind woman can see it. It's a pity that so many men have their brain in between their legsbut still claim to be alpha male.

how does a blind woman see my uncontrollable "thing" if she wasnt salivating in anticipation? Are my eyes stuck to my zipper or do we walk around naked?

You need to wash your eyes.

Why do some men get a hard on by just being with you in an elevator for 2 mins or sitting beside you in a church? Can't they control that 'thing' for a minute?

Interesting. . .Men of Steel, timber and Calibre wont get hard ons in the church, elevators, whereever.
You know why, they have things under control. They are probably looking for ways to run from the numerous ladies around dem.

Slack and loose ladies make silly he-goats get hard ons in the church.

PS: Watch the kind of elevators u enter, u dont wanna get raped

@Tk, which one do I believe now?  4Him said that men are incapable of controlling those things but you are proving him wrong this time.

By Tk
PS: Watch the kind of elevators u enter, u don't want to get raped

Dem never born the man wey go try rape me . Walahi, I'll make sure his two balls runs back into his stomach.

how does a blind woman see my uncontrollable "thing" if she wasnt salivating in anticipation? Are my eyes stuck to my zipper or do we walk around naked?

You see it written all over them, their popping eyes, thats when they  drool and ask very silly questions and act silly too, they are uneasy because their third leg is growing out of proportion and finally, their eyes are fixated on your chest like it's glued there. Only if they know how those stupid gazes make women uncormfortable. If  Nigerian men concentrate on their books the way they concentrate on female  boobs, Albert Einstein and Michael faraday would have been Nigeria natives and yoruba for sure.

why can't some men understand NO means NO. . . not NO means Yes but NO means NO?

Because from experience No means Yes from women,most times when they say No they mean yes,So any answer you get from a lady first seems like they wana test ur resolve.Well at least Girls used d trick some years back


Funmi
Ur qs always bring out funny responses,I dont even know the kinda men u meet and how u relate with them,when no be say u naked how man deak go hard 4 church?or elevator?
Anyway i love this thread,a good reason 4 me 2 check Romance

@Hotfunmi
Lmao. . .ure a funny person.
how can you possibly believe guys cant control der emotions. Guys who's members go on riot cos of some little revelations should see a shrink

About the rape thing? i trust you. where have u been?
i can see , ure doing good to sustain this thread.
Good job

If Nigerian men concentrate on their books the way they concentrate on female boobs

will u also believe that some gurls are out der to make guys salivate at der boobs?
we see these things everyday. The difference between the guys that cringe at such sights and those that remain cool calm and collected is the level of discipline they exhibit.

nyways, catch u laterz

that's what separates the men from the boys. a real man is ALWAYS in control, except when he decides to relinquish it (like say to the right woman, when they're getting down ), for him there's a time and place for everything; while some men remain kids. they are unable to control something as simple as salivary glands.

have u noticed how men with such free-reigning impulses find it difficult to sustain relationships? it's because their immaturity cannot permit them to have something as serious as a commitment. that's when you hear phrases like 'player-for-life'. it's only a sub for 'kiddo-for-life'

Question:

Why is it that some men suffer from selective amnesia? They will not remember their wife's or children's birthday or their wedding aniversary but they'll surely remember which club won the champions league in 1885 or who won the world cup in 1964?

my pastor said (i'm going to need an expert to confirm this) that men think with the right side which is more agressive, and women use the left lobe which is calculating.

i guess whatever tickles their agressive lobe (they cant even remmeber their own birthdays!! we have to celebrate it for them, for goodness sakes!!) is what they are more likely to remember

@ last question
Becos they choose to remember only the dates they want to. Especially to cut expenses. If not then anything about the chic naturally does not matter to them.

The whahala in this thread is too much sef. No matter what we love our men

@poster,
why make things so difficult, u are still going to marry a man.

well erm wait a minute, i have a question

Guys why don't u let go when u know its truly over?

Cool thread,though a lot of the questions are generalised,i definitely don't believe there's a 'one size fits all' answer  but I'll respond from my own point of view.

hotfunmi:

Question:
Why is it that some men suffer from selective amnesia? They will not remember their wife's or children's birthday or their wedding aniversary but  they'll surely remember which club won the champions league in 1885 or who won the world cup in 1964?

This essentially relates to how male & female brains process info,this link could help:
http://www.thirdage.com/news/articles/ALT03/05/09/27/ALT03050927-02.html

hotfunmi:

Question:

Why do some men get a hard on by just being with you in an elevator for 2 mins or sitting beside you in a church? Can't they control that 'thing' for a minute?

This isn't entirely true,like Dr 4him said it all relates to sensory perceptions,but men that renew their minds(Rom 12:2) or are preoccupied with more serious stuff largely don't experience that.

hotfunmi:

Question:
Why do some men sex and tell?  [s]I mean, must you tell all your friends that you slept with a particular girl but turn around to accuse women of gossipping?[/s]

Like D-r said this actually depends on what phase of life the 'man' is in ,it however has  less to do with age .

hotfunmi:

Question:

Why do some men enjoy two women fighting over them?

Don't women appreciate their men exhibiting a little jealosy at times? 
As per 'fighting',I don't know about that ,men actually can't multi-task as well as women & would honestly go all out to avoid such complications.

hotfunmi:

Question:

Why do African men always prefer to  point at the woman whenever they are shooting blanks?

We were made to be in control my dear (lol!). I honestly can't answer this one,if at all it is true.

hotfunmi:

Question,
Why do guys always always pee inside the swim pool?

Yepa ! What can be sweeter than that??
I don't agree o , I guess we can do it with minimum fuss,unlike. . . . . . . . .

hotfunmi:

Question:
Why do most men go to any lenght even if it means losing all they worked for because they want a piece of kitten?  Even dumb animals  won't take such risks for sex.

It depends on personality,some people are risk takers others are risk averse,I can point out situations where WOMEN(yes!) took such risks as well.

hotfunmi:

Question:
Why do men hardly clean up after them, piss on the toilet seat and fart in the public?

How do you clean up after farting?

As per the toilet seat thingy we improve with time I guess.

hotfunmi:

Question:
What is the factor that makes you guys desire to marry? Do you feel it or do you just do it because your peers are doing it or is it because you want to raise a family?

You've answered it your self(in bold).

Add kids to the equation and voila !

hotfunmi:

Men to me has no definite definition because of their continous changing characteristics. The are not stable under normal  temperature and atmospheric pressure and cannot be seen in the periodic table. They are also highly inflammable.

Changing characteristics?    Its called flexibility. Men adapt and re-adapt quicker,and this requires quick thinking and/or decisions

Highly Inflammable - I totally disagree,depends on personality I guess

hotfunmi:

Question:
Ok, you guys are quick to call us old mama whenever we turn 30 or fat when we can still pass for average; Don't you know you guys don't look as hot as you were in your 20's? I mean, the bald head, the belle, the groans and the heavily reduced bed power, should I continue? Can we get some form of concession from you men and can you also look at yourself before judging her please?
[s]
Kudos to good  non polygamous dads and men that love their wife's dearly, i throway salute.[/s]

We (men ,women) should make a concious effort to eat right,keep fit & look good

QED

Question:
What do they always think about besides women? I heard sometimes their minds go blank for a minute, is that true?

@jarzinho, thanks for your honest answers.

What do they always think about besides women? I heard sometimes their minds go blank for a minute, is that true

i think about money before women. . .i know some men think about women all the days of their lives.
Examples are those crybabies who come to NL for the simplest of advices.

hotfunmi:

Question:
What do they always think about besides women? I heard sometimes their minds go blank for a minute, is that true?

surprisingly the amount of time you spend thinking about women dwindles with age. Most men in their late 20s upwards are more concerned about money and their careers than women.
do our minds go blank for a minute? Yes . . . happens several times.

Most men in their late 20s upwards are more concerned about money and their careers than women.

Thank u

lol
FUnmi,ur questns seem like u wana create ur ideal man?u be scientist?
Anyhow i like d thread!!

Ask them any question?
ok

Why do men always wake up with a hard on?
Do they usually have sex on their mind when they sleep?
Why are they always so randy in the mornings?


A man - someone that will handle all the drama that i throw at him (which wont be that much), love me forever, make me laugh when i need to and support me spiritually, emotionally and financially for sure.

I assume women dont wake up in a randy mood either.

They wake up with an hard-on,cos its normal.
Ask any biology teacher that 1?

All una qs na like trips sef.
'Trips thread'