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Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 9:49am On Jan 05, 2013 |
inurmind:WHO TOLD YOU AM HAPPY? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 10:16am On Jan 05, 2013 |
Bélla3: WHO TOLD YOU AM HAPPY? God. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 10:31am On Jan 05, 2013 |
inurmind:NICE! |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 11:21am On Jan 05, 2013 |
Bélla3: NICE! Thanks! I also commend you for you ''sherlock holmes'' efforts, although you were quite wrong. One more question though, is it just because muskeeto and I call tpia tilapia that you think we are the same? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 1:09pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
inurmind:No, something else bt wont say. Dnt worry the next time you open a thread i wil help to derail. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
Bélla3: No, something else bt wont say. Revenge is not meant for Jesus folks. But seriously, give me a hint. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 1:53pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
inurmind:*CLEARS THROAT* why you wan knw anyways, something u said about... Plus you are both igbos. Lol |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by dagr8(m): 2:05pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
I suggest we just rename this thread as "Bella and Inurmind discuss" What do u think? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 3:09pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
Bélla3: *CLEARS THROAT* why you wan knw Lol, what makes you think I'm igbo? Is it just because I know the igbo word for queen? Also, the other thing I said, is it on this thread or some other one? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 3:55pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
inurmind:ARE YOU TRYING TO DENY YOU ARE IGBO? let me put it this way, are you igbo? Btw you once said you were igbo on a particular thread. What you said was both on this thread and on another. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 3:57pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
dagr8: I suggest we just rename this thread as "Bella and Inurmind discuss"NA JEALOUSY DEY WORRY YOU? Dnt worry inurmind and i are still 'nt friends' |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 5:11pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
Bélla3: ARE YOU TRYING TO DENY YOU ARE IGBO? let me put it this way, are you igbo? Btw you once said you were igbo on a particular thread. Lol, you really are stalking me. Anyway I was just playing with you. I am igbo, a proud one. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 5:16pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
dagr8: I suggest we just rename this thread as "Bella and Inurmind discuss" Like Bella said, you have nothing to worry about. She's still on my dislike list and I'm just a specimen for study. More importantly, I'm too dangerous a vampire for this Bella to handle. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 7:44pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
inurmind:AM NOT STALKING YOU ABEG O. Bt if it would make you happy, i can do just that On a serious note, i really forget what i read maybe thats why it looks like am stalking. inurmind:so you're a vampire?*runs off, faster than Usain bolts* |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 9:03pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
^^^ But dear you know I will surely catch you, Bolt doesn't stand a chance with vampires, and neither do you. By the way, on this thread there were only three things of significance that I talked about: muslims, you, and the flying spagetti monster. I have good reason to believe its neither muslims nor FSM but I am still keeping an open mind. So, is it one of the three options queen ezenwanyi? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 11:02pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
inurmind: ^^^WELL, lets just say it was 'bout me |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 12:11am On Jan 06, 2013 |
Bélla3: WELL, lets just say it was 'bout me Lol, trying to sound trickish now are you? Well it has to be the crazy part, although that seems too easy. Is it though? #lays down to think of why this is such a big deal anyway# |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 5:47pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
inurmind:LOL. Once again, thanx for derailing my thread. Revenge plan layed! |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
Bélla3: LOL. Once again, thanx for derailing my thread. Lol, please I don't need more punishment. I could have died today (accident). All those evil spirits you sent to me must have worked. But hey, keep trying, you can never kill the wolf in your mind. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 7:55pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
inurmind:YOU ALMOST DIED? Pele o. Mind u if i go send evil spirit me na 'madness' i go send.. On a serious note what happened. Ndo o. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 10:05pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
Bélla3: YOU ALMOST DIED? Pele o. Mind u if i go send evil spirit me na 'madness' i go send.. Some dude was rushing because his wife was in labour, collided with the bus I was in. It was one of those big luxury buses so we weren't really affected, although if the driver hadn't been an experienced one it could have been fatal. At the end of the day it was all good, the guy agreed to pay for damages, and nobody was hurt, just his wrecked car. Can't help but feel a little sorry for him though. So you see, I'm suffering from alot of psychological trauma. I need comfort not slashes. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 10:22pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
inurmind:#changes voice#OH SWEETY... I'm so sorry. Try and relax and sleep too. Should i get you something? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
Bélla3: #changes voice#OH SWEETY... I'm so sorry. Try and relax and sleep too. Should i get you something? Spagetti You can also sing a sweet lullaby for me. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 10:40pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
inurmind:ALRIGHT. Be back in a jiffy. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 11:02pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
Eat then i'l sing you a lullaby
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Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 11:11pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
Bélla3: Eat then i'l sing you a lullaby Wow, so you actually prepared it for me? Thank you. I haven't tasted anything this nice since I was five. I'm done, you can sing the lullaby now. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 8:46am On Jan 07, 2013 |
inurmind:wake up, wake up sleepy head. Rise and shine |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 10:14am On Jan 07, 2013 |
Bélla3: wake up, wake up sleepy head. Rise and shine #in the most pityful puppy dog look# Hey you didn't sing the lullaby again. I waited but you never came. I couldn't even sleep well because your spagetti gave me a stomach upset. So you broke my heart with your neglect, gave my a sleepless night with your food, and traumatised my mind with your spirits. Could you really do more damage to me? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 10:26am On Jan 07, 2013 |
inurmind: IT WASNT MY INTENTION. So so sorry. Bt wait a minute, my spirit was busy, so are you sure it was my spirit that was tormenting you? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 10:55am On Jan 07, 2013 |
Bélla3: I couldn't be more convinced that it was you. By the way, why do I have a feeling that you are surprisingly disturbed by my... |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 10:58am On Jan 07, 2013 |
inurmind:your...... Complete it naw. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 11:13am On Jan 07, 2013 |
Bélla3: your...... Complete it naw. Lol, I think you have an idea. What do you think it is? |
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