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Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 10:36pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Karleb: HiTHIS MY THREAD DON SUFFER NO BE SMALL. I'll just have to change the name to: 'HURRAY LETS CHAT' Nomindme.com |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 10:40pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
I'll just have to change the name to: 'HURRAY LETS CHAT' Nomindme.com inurmind:you are good at words. Btw i was 'stalking' again and found your poem on life. Totally great! |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by ARareGem(f): 10:50pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Hello, Karleb. #This thread must not be 'derailed' so this'll be my last post# |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 10:58pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
ARareGem: Hello, Karleb.lol. The thread has already been 'derailed', so have fun. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 11:41pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
Bélla3: *wipes tears* just hearing your 'voice' consoles me!*smiles, and both entangled in a hug* |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 11:44pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
inurmind:Crazy guy. Where did you get the nursery rhyme from? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jan 08, 2013 |
ARareGem: Honestly, ya'll are funny.*Snatches the kpokpo garri and g.nut from her hand. Looks around. Bella do you mind?* |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by dagr8(m): 3:32am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Reyginus: *smiles, and both entangled in a hug**coughs* |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 4:39am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Reyginus: Crazy guy. Where did you get the nursery rhyme from? Lmao, from your house. You know I've pretty much given up now, if you could comprehend the ''nursery rhyme'' you would have noticed that. So no need to be on the defensive, she's all yours. Although you have to get her to stop stalking me, maybe a large love bowl of hot okra could do the trick. #eating the spag and okrA (please don't think igbo accent is doing me o, it really could be spelt with an A).# |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 4:43am On Jan 09, 2013 |
dagr8: Yes o, me no want more, before you aluu my head. You see they say one must not go beyond the holy kiss but hers was the kiss of judas the kiss of cold betrayal I was kissed by a deadly flower one that made me wail Abeg pass me the okra, make I feel alright. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 4:46am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Bélla3: Eya, could have written one for you o. But seriously, is it because of that you thought I had problems? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 7:04am On Jan 09, 2013 |
dagr8:*Hands him a card of procold* |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 7:10am On Jan 09, 2013 |
inurmind:lol. You finally gave up. She's stalking you? This must be the other way round.:-P |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 8:07am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Reyginus: lol. You finally gave up. She's stalking you? This must be the other way round.:-P But she said it herself nah. I think she's trying to get a good picture of me, doubt she'll be successful. #sweetly singing with newly found swags: ''I see you driving around town with the girl I love and I'm like, forget you... And forget her too''# |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by ARareGem(f): 8:16am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Bélla3: lol. The thread has already been 'derailed', so have fun.I was teasing. But seriously, I don't think the thread has been derailed. Think it's just following the path predestined for it by the great spaghetti god! Reyginus: *Snatches the kpokpo garri and g.nut from her hand. Looks around. Bella do you mind?*Stares fixedly at him for 47 minutes then burts into tears- WAAAAAaaaaH! |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 9:19am On Jan 09, 2013 |
inurmind:Lol. *Singing blunt's 'you're beautiful for him* ':..I saw your face.. She was with another guy... But it's time to face the truth: I'll never be with you.':-P |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 9:21am On Jan 09, 2013 |
ARareGem:Lololol. Oh! Sorry baby! Bella please hand her back her kpokpo garri and g.nut. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 9:27am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Reyginus: *smiles, and both entangled in a hug*ARE YOU SURE ITS NOT A SIN? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 9:28am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Reyginus: *Snatches the kpokpo garri and g.nut from her hand. Looks around. Bella do you mind?*NO, |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 9:29am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Bélla3: ARE YOU SURE ITS NOT A SIN?Huh? No. It's not. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 9:31am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Bélla3: NO,Lol. Na fyt you dey find o.* Rings the bell* |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 9:33am On Jan 09, 2013 |
inurmind:NO O, since when did writing peoms become a problem? inurmind:You cant forget me, am stuck inurmind |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 9:36am On Jan 09, 2013 |
ARareGem:Jesus! Dont tell you are a 'pastafarian' you dnt worship the spagetti monster do you? |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 9:41am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Reyginus: Huh? No. It's not.ok o! Reyginus: Lol. Na fyt you dey find o.* Rings the bell*No problem, as long as you'l fight for me. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 9:45am On Jan 09, 2013 |
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Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 9:45am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Bélla3: ok o!No problem, as long as you'l fight for me.Lol. You don't expect I fight, talk more a lady. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 9:49am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Reyginus: Lol. You don't expect I fight, talk more a lady.so you wont fight for me *Broken heart* |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 11:24am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Reyginus: Lol. *Singing blunt's 'you're beautiful for him* Lol, #singing in the cold hazy harmattan# ''ain't no sunshine when she's gone its not warm when she's away ain't no sunshine when she's gone and she's always gone too long anytime she goes away'' |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 11:48am On Jan 09, 2013 |
Bélla3: NO O, since when did writing peoms become a problem? You cant forget me, am stuck inurmind Lol, dream on. #singing pink's ''blow me on last kiss'' with recovered dignity.# I think I've finally had enough I think this might me it for us I think I maybe put too much blow me one last kiss Oya, blow kiss make I vamoose. |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 11:52am On Jan 09, 2013 |
inurmind:All this your singing, i hope you have a good voice?. Am allergic to bad music |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Nobody: 12:17pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
Bélla3: All this your singing, i hope you have a good voice?. Am allergic to bad music Hmm... Saying yes would sound cocky, saying no would be false, so I'll just sing some more. Singing gym class heroes' heart stereo: I only pray you'll never leave me behind because good music can be so hard to find I'll take your head and hold it closer to mine thought love was dead but now you're changing my mind My heart's a stereo it beats for you so listen close hear my thoughts in every no-o-ote make me your radio and turn me up when you feel low this melody was meant for you so sing along to my stereo |
Re: Atheist Petition Against Theists! (a Joke) by Bella3(f): 12:21pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
inurmind:you sabi plenty songs o. Come teach me o. |
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