timpaker:

Don't worry I'm leaving the city this week.... its now a case of "catch me if you can" (I hope she reads this on nairaland before her phone rings)

timpaker:

Don't worry I'm leaving the city this week.... its now a case of "catch me if you can" (I hope she reads this on nairaland before her phone rings)

timpaker:

Really, but she mustn't hear that, else she'll flame at ya. I've leanrt to lie cuz of that(right now i'm working on a posting outta my present job hood to somewhere far from her and her spies)

Harbycutie: wen all he cares abt is work!work! n work! giving me little attention............ Gosh! it jux so so annoying

Jerry-jat:


But u hear d vioce now 'lol's'

Smartie gurl: That moment whn u wanna hear his voice and all u get is "I will call back ok, am busy now" It can be annoying i swear.

mysticgal: really pisses me off when i want to talk to a guy and he ignores me,it makes me go back to my shell.wetin you de feel like sef?

Idowuogbo:
Lmao!!! Voicemail! Ntooooooi!!!

Inosenduatall: Lol... Awesome thread! I hate when she starts telling me about all her numerous toasters. Like seriously, who cares?? I don't wanna hear it!! *covers ears* lalalalalalalalalalalala

Funny thing is, if i tell her about one or two girls that hit on me or a couple of exes that are tryna get back with me then it's World War 3. A man can never win. Lol..

Inosenduatall: Lol... Awesome thread! I hate when she starts telling me about all her numerous toasters. Like seriously, who cares?? I don't wanna hear it!! *covers ears* lalalalalalalalalalalala

Funny thing is, if i tell her about one or two girls that hit on me or a couple of exes that are tryna get back with me then it's World War 3. A man can never win. Lol..

GaussS: well, i'm ending mine today. been a long time coming. long distance relationship, he doesn't call regularly(once in a month) and doesn't see anything wrong with it. he came to lagos and didn't tell me he was. this is someone i haven't seen in a year. only for him to text me on the day he was leaving. i'm saying i'm tired and i'm out

debayun: ;DI hate d excessive calls she virtually calls me every 10min I hv to switch off ma fone to get a good sleep.

I hate d fact dat every lil fin turns to and argument it drives me crazy.

She must nt smell, hear or see me talk to any girl nah die b dat nah so she go start to dey rant untop fone lyk cartoon character nd I must nt hang-up or else am dead

It is a big crime and a crime against humanity if I dnt say those 3 words (I love u) chai nah die b dat its lyk unleashing adolf hitler on myself

But d fact still remains dat I love her soooo much and I can't do without her

debayun: ;DI hate d excessive calls she virtually calls me every 10min I hv to switch off ma fone to get a good sleep.

I hate d fact dat every lil fin turns to and argument it drives me crazy.

She must nt smell, hear or see me talk to any girl nah die b dat nah so she go start to dey rant untop fone lyk cartoon character nd I must nt hang-up or else am dead

It is a big crime and a crime against humanity if I dnt say those 3 words (I love u) chai nah die b dat its lyk unleashing adolf hitler on myself

But d fact still remains dat I love her soooo much and I can't do without her

debayun:
It is a big crime and a crime against humanity if I dnt say those 3 words (I love u) chai nah die b dat its lyk unleashing adolf hitler on myself

Idowuogbo:
Na wa o! Are u dating Boko haram's chairwoman? Dude man up! Tell dat insecure cockroach wagwani jare! All dis hide and seek stunts over wot exactly? If she wan die, Supply d gun or rope. Nonsense!

AngelEbi: I hate it when he makes decisions concerning us without consulting me like wtf, wat if I hate d ring he buys?

I also dnt like d fact dat he introduces me to evrybody dat passes, u knw sometyms, I just want to remain hidden

AngelEbi: I hate it when he makes decisions concerning us without consulting me like wtf, wat if I hate d ring he buys?

I also dnt like d fact dat he introduces me to evrybody dat passes, u knw sometyms, I just want to remain hidden

Smartie gurl: Oh! Shut it please!

GaussS: @flashaldrin i beg to differ.
you are the mugu here

o.obim:
She cries alot! She cries everytime I kiss her, is it normal, people? I missed my flight today cos I was busy kissing her tears away and holding her to calm down.
Ìke agwu na m, but I love her plenty.*she is 24 fa, but cries like a 12 yr old!*pls, how can I stop her from wetting my body with tears al d time.HELP!

Idowuogbo:
F00lish buoy!

timpaker:

lolz. I deserve fresh air joor (i need it even if GEJ can't guarantee me that). people often wonder how i got stuck with her, infact it surprises me the more. And i don't want a negative around my neck

o.obim:
She cries alot! She cries everytime I kiss her, is it normal, people? I missed my flight today cos I was busy kissing her tears away and holding her to calm down.
Ìke agwu na m, but I love her plenty.*she is 24 fa, but cries like a 12 yr old!*pls, how can I stop her from wetting my body with tears al d time.HELP!