fork adict:

Fork off man. Do u no d history of evry single chic you hav forked? Some of dem cud hav slept wit dogs and come fork u later. Talk about decent chics in naija. CLOWN

2legit2qwt:
Use your imagination


From the comments so far, I guess it's safe to deduce that 70% of NL's men patronizes the ladies of the night

ROTFL

Billyonaire:
Yes my brov, and it doesnt still stop a G from scanning the bars for some sweet models in mini skirts. Necessary evil.

NLG_woodey: Ashewo 101:

1. Reach house/room, she must shower
2. Use 70% alcohol wipes and clean her br3asts 3x in a circular motion
3. Put c_ndom on
4. Bang bang bang

5. Tell your gateman or hotel reception make e no let her leave unless you escort her out.
6. In the morning, double-check your belongings.
7. Pay her and escort her out of room

NLG_woodey:


All those your unibabes were the ones wey dey come service us every night with just a phone call. She probably told
you that she was visiting a friend, uncle, auntie for town and you believed her. Have you ever made love to a
lady and she would be on the phone thereafter making traditional marriage arrangements with her fiance wey dey Malaysia?

You are ignorant bro! Runs girls a.k.a modern day prostitutes come in different flavours. I used to think like you until my eyes were opened. The only guarantee you have is if you wrap your stick, otherwise over-trust go kill you. It all depends on the class of people you move with in naija for one. Move with the big boys and you will never be
able to marry again. Wetin these girls dey do, even secondary school students my mouth no fit talk o.

I remember when Airport Hotel used to be in existence along Airport Road, Ikeja. Wetin all these oyibo pilots
dey take our young girls dey do, na only God knows. Those girls look as decent as anyone you could imagine.
So, if you swear say you never carry ashewo, you will fall. Ashewo is nomore colored bulb and motels. NO! Ashewo now
comes with blackberry and Samsung galaxy. They have packaged themselves better. Shine your eyes.

"Most" unibabes are runs girl until proved otherwise.

True

Most Lagos based girls are into runs or are simply ASHI's
thats a well renowed fact

Omni_Sparrow:
*clapping* u bam. Sugar de ur peniss. Gals at ur beck and call...gals like joy, carex, tetmosol, premier.

190:


True

Most Lagos based girls are into runs or are simply ASHI's
thats a well renowed fact

2legit2qwt:

You're inept intellectually and i'm not gonna stoop to your 'ashewo' level

I know enough to tell you that i've my opinion when it come to girls being promiscuous but i do have sisters and a mother and i know them well enough to not generalize.

Maybe you roll with the street girls but i don't so don't bite me if i speak based on my experience puta madre

NLG_woodey:

My brother. I tell u.
I used to believe all these nice girl this, nice girl that.
My friends knowing that I was a mugu opened my eyes to the world of "RUNS girls"

The ones you least suspect are the RUNS girls. Men prefer those innocent looking ones for obvious reasons.
You know the ones that don't ask for money upfront but know that you will pay handsomely after the deed.
Classic RUNS-girls.

In the morning, the conversation goes like this:

Girl: I am ready to go, I have lectures.
Guy: Here, take this 5K for transport fare.
Girl: Thanks. Babe, I need a favor. Please I need 5K for my handout.
Guy: Ok. You seem like a sweet girl. Here take 5K

My guy don pay 10K be that o thinking na one decent girl he dey help. Na professional oo!

Hehehehe

even dudes be with girls and them girls pick calls
right ontop of a marathon d-!-c-k and tell the other dude'on phone honey am sleeping
call me later i love you

Just as ERRIGA said - even ashawo sef dey get serious boyfriend

Damn Girls are indeed wonderful creatures

Billyonaire:

I do not know if to call these models prostitutes though, I prefer the word escorts, cos when it comes to enjoyment, it got to be a class, believe me. Without strip club experience, a man is but a boy. Truth is, whoever tabs into the strip club life, will overwork to make money, that's what drives me, working real hard to keep living the good life. I love 'em girls. High Price we have to pay to be happy, play boy crew.

obo_man: Well...... Who is a prostitute? We have to be clear ...


Category A...... There are women that sleep with men strictly for money.... ( They are mostly found on the road, bars, and their contacts placed on newspapers. You also find them in LovePeddler houses).


Category B....Runs girls...lol... These set choose their clients carefully, and they meet their client via referrals. Your friend pass u their pins, u add them, organise to take them out, spend money on them and sleep with dem....

Category C... Just the freaks... They like sex and will sleep with any guy they deem fit.... Some people accuse this category of low self-esteem ....

Category D... Caught in the moment kinda of girls...... Even though they have bfs, a birthday party, a clubbing scene or a house party is what is needed for them to runaway with the next man, and the circle continues....


If we define prostitutes as women that would sleep with anyone for money, then category A and B are perfect match...

If we however define prostitutes as women with multiple sexual partners at once or in their lifetime, C and D describe these kinds of women more.....


I strictly avoid category A......... Category B is cool because you know runs girls look after themselves to some degree... Their clients may range from a celebrity to a rich Politician, so they make it paramount to look after demselves


Overall, men should be smart and stay safe when dealing with women........

If you smart>>>> You know what you want from the start....... Paying money for what you want isn't a bad idea...


Imagine a reli hot girl I really like.... Den someone tells me she would sleep with me for N100,000.. If I can afford it and I think she is worth it, I will pay..... If I don't, others who are ready to pay would go b4 me and she will put me on long tin..... ....

Stay safe>>>> Use condom and protect ur privacy......

wild child: i just remembered OCEAN BLUE at Allen Avenue #StripClub toh badt

Allen avenue again

I remember a friend of mine who got back from Denmark last month

driving through that zone with me sometime last month on a friday nite and there were over 500girls

around that zone yard!

we screamed and almost deserted our cars

damn allen avenue - #Heaven on earth#

190:


Hehehehe

even dudes be with girls and them girls pick calls
right ontop of a marathon d-!-c-k and tell the other dude'on phone honey am sleeping
call me later i love you

Just as ERRIGA said - even ashawo sef dey get serious boyfriend

Damn Girls are indeed wonderful creatures

Omni_Sparrow:
*clapping* u bam. Sugar de ur peniss. Gals at ur beck and call...gals like joy, carex, tetmosol, premier.

fork adict:

True talk bro. I had an experience abt a year ago. The chic I was about o fork all night got a cal from her boyfe and ended d call wit her telling the guy I love you. The innocent naïve guy like 2legit2qwt didn't know that his innocent, non promiscuous girfriend was about 2 bounce on my deak and also get doggied all night by KING FORK ADDICT I of Nairaland

ROTFLMFAOOO

My guys are reading this with me and they all got tales to share
one even got told to shuuush it that her fiance was calling her
the poor dude was right at the middle of it and lost his appetite hearing
the girl deceieve her poor man,
he was forced to ask her why she did it and if her man didnt give her money and all
she simply said it wasnt about the money but rather she cudnt seat back and do nothing when
her other friends were into it

He paid her off and dropped her back on the street,
I always advice guys to be as careful when dealing with women, we guys especially those of us
that has seen it all from women need to be extremely careful
The number of RUNS girls who has banged well over 50 Deacks in her 20sumtin yrs of age outnumbers 10 runs girl to 2 normal chicks. Those your innocent girlfriend who is travelling to enugu, portharcourt,abuja, lagos could be a runs girl
calling her 9pm to 12pm might not change the fact that shes not into it.

we men just have to be prayerful in what we do especially when we select these young women these days
times have changed, during the time of our parents it was all about "My daughter this guy is a bad boy, he ent got no job, he smokes he drinks,Now its our parents who advice us - this girl is bad cos she rides deacks for a living, smokes,drinks etc.

I got talking with a female friend of mine who told me that the latest trend now ladies use in deceiving their men was simply to take pics of them in the house during the day (afternoon) and at night when they hawking and their men ping them asking for their where-abouts these ladies simply send their men the pics taken in the afternoon

women have upped their game
to get a good woman you need to think like a bad woman
190 has seen it all, knows it all, from all works of life
lets just be careful out there people - when you see a good girl you would definately know
she would shiver when you take your clothes off and would shrink in fear not some bangwagon who would dive on a deack
and screw the living day light out of it - men should say they are lucky to be blessed with

women are even more dangerous than men -

190:

Allen avenue again

I remember a friend of mine who got back from Denmark last month

driving through that zone with me sometime last month on a friday nite and there were over 500girls

around that zone yard!

we screamed and almost deserted our cars

damn allen avenue - #Heaven on earth#

wild child: hehehehehehe Thats Allen for you,i can tell you all the spots they stay from Allen round about to Opebi,but you see them in crowd of over 200 @ Pekas....i dont do them tho but aint got anything against them #Hustling

Na wa ooh - Na people go marry those girls
I heard that out of every 10 girls in lagos 9 and a half are RUNS girls and into ashwao

God help us the un-married ones

wild child: hehehehehehe Thats Allen for you,i can tell you all the spots they stay from Allen round about to Opebi,but you see them in crowd of over 200 @ Pekas....i dont do them tho but aint got anything against them #Hustling

190:



Just as ERRIGA said - even ashawo sef dey get serious boyfriend

fork adict:

Now, you are the intellectually adept one yet you conclude based on whatever (fact that you don't know jack sheet about me not withstanding) that I patronise oloshos. Let me leave you to wallow in your folly.
My point is, so long as evry chic you fork isn't a virgin, then they could be worse than the whores you in your holier than thou attitude judge here.
I know of a secondary school girl that had a party wit 2 guys for cash. I guess if you were her father, she cud pass off as a virgin to you right? MR NAIVE

passionate88: Erriga make sense there. That's why me like listen im music.

make i even play am again sef

make i find where i throw my ipad put

190:


Na wa ooh - Na people go marry those girls
I heard that out of every 10 girls in lagos 9 and a half are RUNS girls and into ashwao

God help us the un-married ones

fork adict:

That's the spirit. Don't forking diss their hustle. So when guys like 2legit2die come on here and start yarning bullsheet, acting holier than thou, I forking get pissed

wild child: haba,na lie jwo..assuming you said MAULAG(UNILAG) gehs now,erm erm but seriously there are lot of good girls in Lagos easy man,

Good girls in lagos

#In mzdarkskin's voice-# I dey laff

Ejiné: I see picking a proostiitute (or paying for sex) as a sign of a very low self-esteem and lack of confidence in one's desirability.

All my life, I never had a reason to pick one. Never needed one anyway. Something just tells me they smell pretty bad.

But hey, that's just me.

190:

make i even play am again sef

make i find where i throw my ipad put

fork adict:

That's the spirit. Don't forking diss their hustle. So when guys like 2legit2die come on here and start yarning bullsheet, acting holier than thou, I forking get pissed