naptu2:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha! God! I fell off my chair!

claremont:
I do actually.

Ishilove:
Ewwwww!

Ileke-IdI:


You know Naija men na.

They need 3 brads of toothpaste to wash out the apku stench from the night before

Ishilove:
Choi, this boy don start hin lie lie again ooooo!! I thought by now you would have repented.

Acidtalk, when you lie the heavens shake and are rent open... Chineke!!!

The next thing we know you'll be dating one of Obama's daughters, since your laptop father-in-law who knows your NL id and the girl ya village people brought for you are not up to your tastes

Idowuogbo:
Lolzz... Naija guys dey use toothpaste ni? Me thinks na salt water and Chewing stick dem dey use.

freecocoa: Hahahahahahahaaha .

Ok wizkid trousers are in vogue, just buy as many colors as you can, then gallas hair style.

Go for chiffon shirts or tops.

For body cream, Ude aki mixed with so white body lotion will do the magic.

For hair cream, just add igbo(weed)to vaseline and your hair will be perfect.

For perfume, go for turarai ask the aboki opposite your house, I guarantee that as long as you wear this perfume, nobody go pass you without noticing you.

You can also buy fullstop earrings, its just 70 naira, also buy all those wristbands and wear them, I recommend you buy the one with CHELSEA FC inscribed on it.

As for bathing soap, omo is known to do wonders to the skin.

If you need any other thing, please don't hesitate to let me know.

You are welcome dear

acidtalk: Afam, I totaly understand how you feel because at one point of my life I was there.

Let me give you a brief history. I grew up with both parent who were fashionisters. I grew up in the late 70s and early 80s seeing my dad putting on Macks and Spencer and tommy hilfiger boxers (never new those were even designers then). My parents had always being wearing expensive perfumes and wrist as far back as I can remember.

Long story short, I was an hippy up till my university days were there were some semesters I never repeated one shirt twice. I was known first by my clean and smooth dressing before my looks. In my year 3, the urge to start making money (real money began) I started hustling big time. Even though I was still a sleek dresser, the time and money I spend on fashion reduced. I graduated and straight went for service still making money and being way above average in my fashion style.

Then I got a place, a car had more responsibilities and more commitment in life and before I knew it, I was wearing barely 25 shirts (same) month in, month out yet having over a 100 in my wardrobe. Then it dawned on me I had become more of a hustling young man as against the previous hippy dude.

I got angry one day and emptied my entire wardbrobe leaving on 320shirts, 10 pants/trousers, 10 shoes and only 3 wrist watches (me that could never stay having less than 10 pieces of wrist watches at a go).

Now I will let you know I still never play with my perfumes. I look perfs and wrist watches and those are almost the two most noticed things on a man (your smell and the class you have on your wrist).

Now, as against my previous thoughts, I will need to go back to my fashionistic days because of some upcoming events. This is what I am planning to do and will recommend same for you.

Idowuogbo:
Fecking hell! Guy, u can lie! 320 gini? Iwo yen je Pdiddy abi? Stop chatting shyte mehn! See as he talk like say he get walk-in- wardrobe wen u and I know na room& parlour u dey share wiv ur brothers and dier fomilic. Na who u dey for badt guy for? U don dey madt abi?

Texas.Cowgirl:


Are 320 shirts something to brag about?

raqueal: Pls don't forget to add some fitted traditional attire (buba and sokoto) either short or long sleeve to your wardrobe. If it is well tailored, you'll look rich, mature and classy even without trying. All you'll need is a pair of good slippers and a good watch.

Idowuogbo:
U don say! Guys in fitted trads dey make my hormones dance egede.

Ishilove:
Hope you have wash board abs 'cos it won't be sexy wearing skinny shirts and having a beer gut, aka 'big man belle'

freecocoa: I couldn't even laugh after reading that trash he put up there.

I'm glad we have him back though .

Okiki_Oluwa: I dont v potbelly. I m 6ft 2 tall, cute & macho.

raqueal: Pls don't forget to add some fitted traditional attire (buba and sokoto) either short or long sleeve to your wardrobe. If it is well tailored, you'll look rich, mature and classy even without trying. All you'll need is a pair of good slippers and a good watch.

Afam4eva: I've been wanting to do this for a long time but i've been postponing.

Basically, i'm a computer geek and if you're familiar with geeks, we're highly intelligent but not fashionable and this has made us not to be endearing to ladies. That's a perfect description of myself. To make matters worse, I'm a social recluse. I don't attend weddings, birthdays, church or any gathering for that matter and this is basicallly because I'm an introvert and as one, i really don't wear flashy or fashionable clothes. I just wear clothes because they cover me. But now i want to like re-invent myself and wear anything fashionable. The problem is that i don't even know where to start. I don't know the names of anything these days. The last time i was familiar with fashion items was in 2003/2004 when Timbaland, baggy jeans and Chinos trouser was the ish. Ever since fashion has left me behind but i want to catch up. I don't wanna look geeky anymore.

Basically i want to know what guys use and what they're called. I need items ranging from:

1) Body cream, Perfume, hair cream - I can't remember the last time cream touched my body. Lol

2) Hair styles - whenever i go to my barber, he just starts barbing away because he knows that i don't do any special style. My own is just to uproat the hair on my head.

3) Wears(shirts, pants etc)

4) Wrist watches, necklaces etc

5) And any order thing.

Don't forget to tell me their names oo cos that's very important. I don't wanna embarass myself.

Thanks in advance

Idowuogbo:
Fecking hell! Guy, u can lie! 320 gini? Iwo yen je Pdiddy abi? Stop chatting shyte mehn! See as he blow like persin wey get walk-in- wardrobe, Bros acidtalker! u and I know na room& parlour u dey share wiv ur brothers and dier fomilic. Na who u dey for badt guy for? U don dey madt abi?

Texas.Cowgirl:


Are 320 shirts something to brag about?

acidtalk:

Hey! Nairaland who*re how many times have I warned you never to quote me again? If you had any sense and had read the writeup properly, your senses would have told you either the 2 or 0 after the 3 wasn't meant to be there because of course the 320 shouldn't be greater than than 100 I claimed I had.
I noticed the error but didn't bother editing it because I definitely know idi*ots like you will come and type trash.

Bi*tch, if you roll with poor guys in real life don't expect every dude you meet on this forum to fall within that category.

I am way way not amongst your class, either on this forum or in real life.

Stay put on the stench you call a circle okay?

acidtalk:

Hey! Nairaland who*re how many times have I warned you never to quote me again? If you had any sense and had read the writeup properly, your senses would have told you either the 2 or 0 after the 3 wasn't meant to be there because of course the 320 shouldn't be greater than than 100 I claimed I had.
I noticed the error but didn't bother editing it because I definitely know idi*ots like you will come and type trash.

Bi*tch, if you roll with poor guys in real life don't expect every dude you meet on this forum to fall within that category.

I am way way not amongst your class, either on this forum or in real life.

Stay put on the stench you call a circle okay?

acidtalk:


She is from an extremely poor home so that number looks way impossible for anyone to have.

manny4life:

Bros calm down o, calling someone a who.re is very inappropriate... Abeg, no fight.

Idowuogbo:
So u still depending on mummy and daddy for shopping sprees? Eyah....

acidtalk:

Can someone just drag this urgly witch away? He irritates me anytime she quotes me. I always feel so disgusted and sometimes even throw up.

Hey! For real, you radiate bad odour even through the internet.


Seun come drag this dog commot for here before she spread rabies everywhere oh!

acidtalk:


And insulting me for airing my own personal opinion and giving my advice is acceptable right?

I know by the time seun and his moderators come here, they will take sides and ignore the 4 witches that insulted me and concentrate on hiding my post and banning themselves. But who cares?

Middle finger in the air.

Idowuogbo:
Hang urself or better still, go shove a javelin down ur throat. Animal!