Royal Roy:

Letter to my able Senior Prefect

Thank you Senior Prefect YPP.

You shall be rewarded with 7A's & 2c's after this WAEC exam.
Don't bother to read o, you don pass already!!

Yours Faithfully
Principal, Family Section School of Fun
Monsieur Royal Roy

.bsc..MSc..KFC...Mr.Biggs..ASUU...PDP...Ph.d

Kai walahi!
Oga principal, thanks for the promotion to the most honoured and exalted seat in school.
I will always do my best to render my service selfless.

Now to my fellow students, u peep, I will catch and drag u out.my onyokometer is everywhere and searching!
Hmmnnn.....,I can c somebody trying to peep.
Coming for u........

deols:

His real name is Shegz

D baby,(this is btw me and u only).
Am I missing something?
(Just whisper to my ear only) don't tell others o!
Don't want any amebo around!

deols:


Sisi ologe!!

been waiting for ur intro.
why u no add ur degrees and erm business sense?

u are welcome hia!


How many languages do you speak?

hmm

Economist, fashion designer, school administrator and I like to think am a chef and beauty specialist (jack of all trade) LOL

I like to think am business smart and savvy LOL.

I speak Hausa, Yoruba and English.

bukatyne:

RR,

I have set the records straight on page 1 or 2

Interesting, don't mind me!

#oldage things

where is the fun?

Royal Roy:

Welcome Single Sissie!!

How come an extrovert loves to stay indoors?
Am sure even if you don't have any favourite anything, you will have a favourite man let's hear about him!!

One glass cup of Orange juice for you!!
Drink up Sissie!!

Its actually mixed temperament.
I'm like that too. The best combo!

Royal Roy:

Welcome Single Sissie!!

How come an extrovert loves to stay indoors?
Am sure even if you don't have any favourite anything, you will have a favourite man let's hear about him!!

One glass cup of Orange juice for you!!
Drink up Sissie!!

I used to be an outdoor person, but now am more of an indoor person.

No favorite man yet oh.

Cheers.

yellowpawpaw:
Its actually mixed temperament.
I'm like that too. The best combo!

Yes I agree the best.

jay bee: where is the fun?

We don c u!
Oya welicomu!
Have a seat,which drink do u want?
Pls after drankin, we need u to introduce urself before ur food arrives.
Our honourable august visitor!

Royal Roy:

Interesting, don't mind me!

#oldage things

No prob

yellowpawpaw:
We don c u!
Oya welicomu!
Have a seat,which drink do u want?
Pls after drankin, we need u to introduce urself before ur food arrives.

Our honourable august visitor!

Honourable September Visitor u mean?


Oga Jay Bee, order for your cold drink!!
Ypp got you covered!

yellowpawpaw:

D baby,(this is btw me and u only).
Am I missing something?
(Just whisper to my ear only) don't tell others o!
Don't want any amebo around!

lol..

as u no com sabi Yoruba now

I was going to say,

eti oba nile, eti oba loko..


the walls have ears

Sissie:

hmm

Economist, fashion designer, school administrator and I like to think am a chef and beauty specialist (jack of all trade) LOL

I like to think am business smart and savvy LOL.

I speak Hausa, Yoruba and English.

My geniousness at work again. I just knew it that she probably speaks Yoruba too

jay bee: where is the fun?

c'm on

dont spoil awa fun jorh

deols:

My geniousness at work again. I just knew it that she probably speaks Yoruba too

you are feeling lucky today

any chance you have the winning lottery number

deols is really enjoying herself on this thread.

This thread is really fun

deols:

My geniousness at work again. I just knew it that she probably speaks Yoruba too

r231: I am R231, Shegs or B.O.S.S (Built On Self Success) which ever one you are comfortable with lol

Born and bred somewhere but I am Yoruba and naija sha and from one bush in Ekiti

As an Ekiti boy, Pounded yam with Egusi on point for me with nice cold stout

I stay in UK but have to juggle back and forth between UK and naija as its not easy to manage business both ways

Single for some reason but blessed with a daughter mini me who is going to be 11yrs in couple of weeks time and she is taxing me heavily alrdy.....you don't even want to see her list of demands

Thats all!!

Oga Shegs pls how was R231 coined .And you have to give in to lil madam's demands or how else will you spend all the pounds you are raking in....

As an aside R231 is the only person I have met on NL in person.And he gave me a generous discount and superb customer service so am doing free advert (RR no vex ) if you ever need to send kusin sia from the Uk to naija pls patronise R231 .

damiso:
.And he gave me a generous discount and superb customer service so am doing free advert (RR no vex ) if you ever need to send kusin sia from the Uk to naija pls patronise R231 .

Its a Free Trade Zone!!!

Nothing doeth thee!

r231:

you are feeling lucky today

any chance you have the winning lottery number

Baba Ekiti Ijebu tinz on your mind?

Me sef no mind o.

Oya Deols....throw your dice

damiso:

Oga Shegs pls how was R231 coined .And you have to give in to lil madam's demands or how else will you spend all the pounds you are raking in....

As an aside R231 is the only person I have met on NL in person.And he gave me a generous discount and superb customer service so am doing free advert (RR no vex ) if you ever need to send kusin sia from the Uk to naija pls patronise R231 .

Awwwwwww thank you my sister

R231 - Coded lol

Royal Roy:

Baba Ekiti Ijebu tinz on your mind?

Abi o.....I want to win Euromillion now

I'm Vivian, almost 26, from Imo State, single and still mingling. Was born in Anambra State, lived in Aba for a short period of time but grew up in PHC, and now I live in Bayelsa State.

I'm a part time student of University of Portharcourt, reading Accounting and in my final year. Looking forward to being an Auditor soon, then go back to school and study law.

Aside almost having a B.sc in Accounting, i'm also a very creative person just for fun. I bake cakes, do venue decor, braid hair, make beads and would love to go for fashion designing when i have the resources. All these i do is just to make myself a better woman.

Does believing in God makes one a christian? Ok, I believe in God but i don't do religion. Dont believe in church; hardly go to one, not holy and spiricoco, neither do i fear eternal damnation. My morals come from listening and believing my conscience.

I describe myself as a smart, principled, strong and compassionate woman. I'm homely, a good cook, caring, honest to an extent, a hard worker and a perseverer. I'm neither quiet nor loud. I love having fun; it doesn,t matter what i do, it just has to be fun. I,m sociable, hospitable, go to clud once in months, don't drink anything alcoholic. I,m crazy in a decent way, i'm spontaneous. Most times i play it safe while sometimes i just close my eyes and leap, fall, hit my head on the ground, get up, dust myself off, deal with the mess and move on. I'm romantic, very emotional, and sensitive. I cry alot, i cry when i listen to emotional music or watch emotional movies.

I'm a firm believer of love even tho it hasn't been fair to me. I'm not giving up on it.

My fav food is garri with ofe olugbu/oha or Afang. Hardly do ice cream, sharwama etc cos i like being in shape. I also work out alot cos i tend towards being plus sized.

I'm not really a sports person, not that into soccer either. I do more outdoor activities than indoors'; swimming, Badminton.

I love watching movies; strictly American. I could be a fire dancer or a terrible one; it depends. I love music, I also sing sometimes or used to sing.

I look good in black and fab in red. Fashion doesn't trip me, i wear what i like. I'm addicted to bum shorts, not so good.

Vivian has been through hell in life but in all it has made me a stronger person. Hardwork, determination and perseverance are my mantra, so for me there is no shortcut to life, and there is not get rich quick syndrome.

I'm the first child of the family, my mum is the most important person in my life. My dad is the reason i struggle everyday, i love seeing that proud look on his face when he would say to someone "that's my daughter." My kid bro is my partner in crime, my 2 kid sisters dont like me that much, yes, i'm always the 'bad cop.' My other 2 brothers are my pests, it doesn't matter if i eat or not "sister must buy me this......" This is my family, the only people that love me unconditionally.

I have few real friends. A gf whom I love so much, and 2 other amazing ladies that i met here, on NL and i love them too.

I believe in marriage and family. Would wanna get married someday and maybe have 3 kids.

Weaknesses: Don't ever get me angry. Impatience, intolerance, stubborness and a perfectionist.

I'm not wild or wayward, but i'm neither a good nor a bad girl.

My best quote? "who are you when no one is watching?"

That's all.

Royal Roy:

Honourable September Visitor u mean?


Oga Jay Bee, order for your cold drink!!
Ypp got you covered!

No, no, no,no. August visitors r those highly placed visitors u hv once in a while irrespective of the month they appeared.
Have u heard of August meeting before?
Igbo catholic or Anglican ladies will educate u!

Where is our visitor naw?

vivianc: I'm Vivian, almost 26, from Imo State, single and still mingling. Was born in Anambra State, lived in Aba for a short period of time but grew up in PHC, and now I live in Bayelsa State.

I'm a part time student of University of Portharcourt, reading Accounting and in my final year. Looking forward to being an Auditor soon, then go back to school and study law.

Aside almost having a B.sc in Accounting, i'm also a very creative person just for fun. I bake cakes, do venue decor, braid hair, make beads and would love to go for fashion designing when i have the resources. All these i do is just to make myself a better woman.

Does believing in God makes one a christian? Ok, I believe in God but i don't do religion. Dont believe in church; hardly go to one, not holy and spiricoco, neither do i fear eternal damnation. My morals come from listening and believing my conscience.

I describe myself as a smart, principled, strong and compassionate woman. I'm homely, a good cook, caring, honest to an extent, a hard worker and a perseverer. I'm neither quiet nor loud. I love having fun; it doesn,t matter what i do, it just has to be fun. I,m sociable, hospitable, go to clud once in months, don't drink anything alcoholic. I,m crazy in a decent way, i'm spontaneous. Most times i play it safe while sometimes i just close my eyes and leap, fall, hit my head on the ground, get up, dust myself off, deal with the mess and move on. I'm romantic, very emotional, and sensitive. I cry alot, i cry when i listen to emotional music or watch emotional movies.

I'm a firm believer of love even tho it hasn't been fair to me. I'm not giving up on it.

My fav food is garri with ofe olugbu/oha or Afang. Hardly do ice cream, sharwama etc cos i like being in shape. I also work out alot cos i tend towards being plus sized.

I'm not really a sports person, not that into soccer either. I do more outdoor activities than indoors'; swimming, Badminton.

I love watching movies; strictly American. I could be a fire dancer or a terrible one; it depends. I love music, I also sing sometimes or used to sing.

I look good in black and fab in red. Fashion doesn't trip me, i wear what i like. I'm addicted to bum shorts, not so good.

Vivian has been through hell in life but in all it has made me a stronger person. Hardwork, determination and perseverance are my mantra, so for me there is no shortcut to life, and there is not get rich quick syndrome.

I'm the first child of the family, my mum is the most important person in my life. My dad is the reason i struggle everyday, i love seeing that proud look on his face when he would say to someone "that's my daughter." My kid bro is my partner in crime, my 2 kid sisters dont like me that much, yes, i'm always the 'bad cop.' My other 2 brothers are my pests, it doesn't matter if i eat or not "sister must buy me this......" This is my family, the only people that love me unconditionally.

I have few real friends. A gf whom I love so much, and 2 other amazing ladies that i met here, on NL and i love them too.

I believe in marriage and family. Would wanna get married someday and maybe have 3 kids.

Weaknesses: Don't ever get me angry. Impatience, intolerance, stubborness and a perfectionist.

I'm not wild or wayward, but i'm neither a good nor a bad girl.

My best quote? "who are you when no one is watching?"

That's all.

Oluwa jesu!!!
Were did I keep my reading glasses?

Vivianic,wait let me finish reading first.

vivianc: I'm Vivian, almost 26, from Imo State, single and still mingling. Was born in Anambra State, lived in Aba for a short period of time but grew up in PHC, and now I live in Bayelsa State.

I'm a part time student of University of Portharcourt, reading Accounting and in my final year. Looking forward to being an Auditor soon, then go back to school and study law.

Aside almost having a B.sc in Accounting, i'm also a very creative person just for fun. I bake cakes, do venue decor, braid hair, make beads and would love to go for fashion designing when i have the resources. All these i do is just to make myself a better woman.

Does believing in God makes one a christian? Ok, I believe in God but i don't do religion. Dont believe in church; hardly go to one, not holy and spiricoco, neither do i fear eternal damnation. My morals come from listening and believing my conscience.

I describe myself as a smart, principled, strong and compassionate woman. I'm homely, a good cook, caring, honest to an extent, a hard worker and a perseverer. I'm neither quiet nor loud. I love having fun; it doesn,t matter what i do, it just has to be fun. I,m sociable, hospitable, go to clud once in months, don't drink anything alcoholic. I,m crazy in a decent way, i'm spontaneous. Most times i play it safe while sometimes i just close my eyes and leap, fall, hit my head on the ground, get up, dust myself off, deal with the mess and move on. I'm romantic, very emotional, and sensitive. I cry alot, i cry when i listen to emotional music or watch emotional movies.

I'm a firm believer of love even tho it hasn't been fair to me. I'm not giving up on it.

My fav food is garri with ofe olugbu/oha or Afang. Hardly do ice cream, sharwama etc cos i like being in shape. I also work out alot cos i tend towards being plus sized.

I'm not really a sports person, not that into soccer either. I do more outdoor activities than indoors'; swimming, Badminton.

I love watching movies; strictly American. I could be a fire dancer or a terrible one; it depends. I love music, I also sing sometimes or used to sing.

I look good in black and fab in red. Fashion doesn't trip me, i wear what i like. I'm addicted to bum shorts, not so good.

Vivian has been through hell in life but in all it has made me a stronger person. Hardwork, determination and perseverance are my mantra, so for me there is no shortcut to life, and there is not get rich quick syndrome.

I'm the first child of the family, my mum is the most important person in my life. My dad is the reason i struggle everyday, i love seeing that proud look on his face when he would say to someone "that's my daughter." My kid bro is my partner in crime, my 2 kid sisters dont like me that much, yes, i'm always the 'bad cop.' My other 2 brothers are my pests, it doesn't matter if i eat or not "sister must buy me this......" This is my family, the only people that love me unconditionally.

I have few real friends. A gf whom I love so much, and 2 other amazing ladies that i met here, on NL and i love them too.

I believe in marriage and family. Would wanna get married someday and maybe have 3 kids.

Weaknesses: Don't ever get me angry. Impatience, intolerance, stubborness and a perfectionist.

I'm not wild or wayward, but i'm neither a good nor a bad girl.

My best quote? "who are you when no one is watching?"

That's all.

Very interesting.

God will be with you always. Try to fellowship in a local church, it uplifts.

You will meet your own man who will love and cherish you soonest

vivianc: I'm Vivian, almost 26, from Imo State, single and still mingling. Was born in Anambra State, lived in Aba for a short period of time but grew up in PHC, and now I live in Bayelsa State.

I'm not wild or wayward, but i'm neither a good nor a bad girl.

My best quote? "who are you when no one is watching?"

That's all.

Welcome to the fun room Vivian!!

Your profile is quite robust & as tall as the Cocoa House in Ibadan!

Amazing how you are a bundle of talents & brain all rolled into one.

Ladies like you don't last long in the singles section of the society

Pursue your dreams to conclusion, won't mind a fun loving lawyer for my firm!

***winks

A bottle of Baileys for your royal Vivian-ess.

You rock!

deols:

lol..

as u no com sabi Yoruba now

I was going to say,

eti oba nile, eti oba loko..


the walls have ears

Ok, don't say anything. I've seen the answer spiritually!

bukatyne:

Very interesting.

God will be with you always. Try to fellowship in a local church, it uplifts.

You will meet your own man who will love and cherish you soonest

Amen dear!

vivianc: I'm Vivian, almost 26, from Imo State, single and still mingling. Was born in Anambra State, lived in Aba for a short period of time but grew up in PHC, and now I live in Bayelsa State.

I'm a part time student of University of Portharcourt, reading Accounting and in my final year. Looking forward to being an Auditor soon, then go back to school and study law.

Aside almost having a B.sc in Accounting, i'm also a very creative person just for fun. I bake cakes, do venue decor, braid hair, make beads and would love to go for fashion designing when i have the resources. All these i do is just to make myself a better woman.

Does believing in God makes one a christian? Ok, I believe in God but i don't do religion. Dont believe in church; hardly go to one, not holy and spiricoco, neither do i fear eternal damnation. My morals come from listening and believing my conscience.

I describe myself as a smart, principled, strong and compassionate woman. I'm homely, a good cook, caring, honest to an extent, a hard worker and a perseverer. I'm neither quiet nor loud. I love having fun; it doesn,t matter what i do, it just has to be fun. I,m sociable, hospitable, go to clud once in months, don't drink anything alcoholic. I,m crazy in a decent way, i'm spontaneous. Most times i play it safe while sometimes i just close my eyes and leap, fall, hit my head on the ground, get up, dust myself off, deal with the mess and move on. I'm romantic, very emotional, and sensitive. I cry alot, i cry when i listen to emotional music or watch emotional movies.

I'm a firm believer of love even tho it hasn't been fair to me. I'm not giving up on it.

My fav food is garri with ofe olugbu/oha or Afang. Hardly do ice cream, sharwama etc cos i like being in shape. I also work out alot cos i tend towards being plus sized.

I'm not really a sports person, not that into soccer either. I do more outdoor activities than indoors'; swimming, Badminton.

I love watching movies; strictly American. I could be a fire dancer or a terrible one; it depends. I love music, I also sing sometimes or used to sing.

I look good in black and fab in red. Fashion doesn't trip me, i wear what i like. I'm addicted to bum shorts, not so good.

Vivian has been through hell in life but in all it has made me a stronger person. Hardwork, determination and perseverance are my mantra, so for me there is no shortcut to life, and there is not get rich quick syndrome.

I'm the first child of the family, my mum is the most important person in my life. My dad is the reason i struggle everyday, i love seeing that proud look on his face when he would say to someone "that's my daughter." My kid bro is my partner in crime, my 2 kid sisters dont like me that much, yes, i'm always the 'bad cop.' My other 2 brothers are my pests, it doesn't matter if i eat or not "sister must buy me this......" This is my family, the only people that love me unconditionally.

I have few real friends. A gf whom I love so much, and 2 other amazing ladies that i met here, on NL and i love them too.

I believe in marriage and family. Would wanna get married someday and maybe have 3 kids.

Weaknesses: Don't ever get me angry. Impatience, intolerance, stubborness and a perfectionist.

I'm not wild or wayward, but i'm neither a good nor a bad girl.

My best quote? "who are you when no one is watching?"

That's all.

Adaorah!
Ada eji eje mba!
Ochiora nwany!
Infact, I can continue but let me hold it here......,
Nne, u r too much!
Me likey,very well.

Come o! These guys,unless u pple r fake, I don't know if u r seeing all these beautiful beautiful shoripoko wey I dey see here.
This is 21st century!
And we should 21st century de go!


Forget all those bad belle, de don't know better thing. Its later they will start regreting!
How I wish I be man!
Chai,I no go miss this one lai lai!

@Vivian,


What a profile! You just passed the interview for a $2.7M per annum job. See my PA for the offer r

Do not give up on your dream of a law degree. I still believe I missed road being a scientist. I started a law degree in my final year in Ife, shuttling geology and law and Ife with Lasu...

Unfortunately I couldn't finish but I made up for it by marrying a lawyer


You can all cause trouble for town, I will take of it

I've not seen our able madam here?
She is supposed to declare this meeting open!
Madam MOD,wher r thou?
Tgirl, we will penalise u for being absent! Ur house is having a get together and u went to market?

Ok we hv pardoned u, u r our oga at d top naw.
Come, we want to c and know u!

Whats up people?...how far?..whats popping?...wetin dey?...wetin dey happen?...wetin dey sele?...kilon sele?(hope i got that right)...ke nke neme?.....*still thinking of more Naija greeting i dey come*...