debosky:



@ Hannibal

see? even sly has been attacked by the resident homo of nairaland.

I was approached by some gay dude in naija too,

went to the club with my friends (my first time) and was chilling at the bar, this dude walks up to me, starts a convo and asks me what I want to drink.
My greedy self said "red wine please", he bought me the wine and we started talking. Then he started asking me funny questions and touching my arm as he spoke. Next thing he said he wanted to go to the washroom, that I should go outside the club and wait for him by his white Jeep, so we could know each other better.

I gulped down the red wine, summoned courage to ask a chick to dance and went right into the middle of the dancing crowd. Didn't go near the bar again all night.

The guy tried to use a cheap glass of wine to entice you. . . . .Bloody gay!!!
You shoulda waited for him and blaze his prick with a lighter.

debosky:



@ Hannibal

see? even sly has been attacked by the resident homo of nairaland.

I was approached by some gay dude in naija too,

went to the club with my friends (my first time) and was chilling at the bar, this dude walks up to me, starts a convo and asks me what I want to drink.
My greedy self said "red wine please", he bought me the wine and we started talking. Then he started asking me funny questions and touching my arm as he spoke. Next thing he said he wanted to go to the washroom, that I should go outside the club and wait for him by his white Jeep, so we could know each other better.

I gulped down the red wine, summoned courage to ask a chick to dance and went right into the middle of the dancing crowd. Didn't go near the bar again all night.

DEBOSKY!!!! TRULY HILARIOUS!!!! of course you would accept the drink. but i must admit i know a guy dude but he never approaches a guy like that. or does he??

debo u shld have given the guy a shot. Being gay is not too bad huh.

Funmi has been sexposed, she ran away.

She really has some wacko pick-up lines.

@ Topic,

Got another from a girl at the club yesterday night. She asked me where her street was, if I know the place or ever heard of it.

What is it about a guy that makes him attractive to another guy anyway?   I always wonder.

@Pataki
You shoulda said yes,so she'll ask you to guess her house number

debosky:



@ Hannibal

see? even sly has been attacked by the resident homo of nairaland.

I was approached by some gay dude in naija too,

went to the club with my friends (my first time) and was chilling at the bar, this dude walks up to me, starts a convo and asks me what I want to drink.
My greedy self said "red wine please", he bought me the wine and we started talking. Then he started asking me funny questions and touching my arm as he spoke. Next thing he said he wanted to go to the washroom, that I should go outside the club and wait for him by his white Jeep, so we could know each other better.

I gulped down the red wine, summoned courage to ask a chick to dance and went right into the middle of the dancing crowd. Didn't go near the bar again all night.

Thank your stars he did not put sleeping tablets in your drink, you could have been the wife to a man by now.

Pick up lines are 2-a penny, i rather the chic was straight up with her real intentions.

@ stillz

don't worry boo, I didn't let anyone take my innocence, its all reserved for you.

Honestly, I don't know what I was thinking, the idea of being in a club with all these beautiful women was what i was focused on. Now I know better though, my 'gaydar' is always on full alert these days.

Funny enough I don't think I've really used pick up lines as such. The worst I've said is 'would you like to dance?' and if she says no, life goes on.

Cristalz:

What is it about a guy that makes him attractive to another guy anyway? I always wonder.

@Pataki
You shoulda said yes,so she'll ask you to guess her house number

that is one question that i would never want to know the answer. i mean i have gay friends but i dont ever get into their personal lives. i just rather see them as just them not some person who finds the same sex attractive.

Cristalz:

What is it about a guy that makes him attractive to another guy anyway? I always wonder.

@Pataki
You shoulda said yes,so she'll ask you to guess her house number

She first asked if I was a good dancer, after seeing me doing my thingy on the dance floor, I didn't want to engage her, she had this guy who was monitoring her here and there in the club. . . . and I had my eye on another babe.

Cristalz:

What is it about a guy that makes him attractive to another guy anyway?   I always wonder.

I will never know the answer. . . . .

Lil wonder, Naija law-makers don't have GAY RAPE in their constitution.
They cannot fathom that madness out . . . . . .
Technically, a man cannot be raped in Nigeria. It doesn't matter if the offender is a Man, Woman or Gorilla.
May God help Debo, SLY and Kit in Naija.

debosky:



@ Hannibal

see? even sly has been attacked by the resident homo of nairaland.

I was approached by some gay dude in naija too,

went to the club with my friends (my first time) and was chilling at the bar, this dude walks up to me, starts a convo and asks me what I want to drink.
My greedy self said "red wine please", he bought me the wine and we started talking. Then he started asking me funny questions and touching my arm as he spoke. Next thing he said he wanted to go to the washroom, that I should go outside the club and wait for him by his white Jeep, so we could know each other better.

I gulped down the red wine, summoned courage to ask a chick to dance and went right into the middle of the dancing crowd. Didn't go near the bar again all night.

So there was a babe there all along and you where letting him buy you red wine?
She prolly thought you were one harmless homo

What is it about a guy that makes him attractive to another guy anyway? Undecided I always wonder.

Just for the fact that you love without a specific reason, there is no answer to why a man would love another man!

I no fit accept drink from guy wey jus show from nowhere sha. . . . . .

Except he come like proper guy-man. , . . .  .

And Debo ask for red wine. . . .Wetin do Big Stout

doyin13:

I no fit accept drink from guy wey jus show from nowhere sha. . . . . .

Except he come like proper guy-man. , . . . .

And Debo ask for red wine. . . .Wetin do Big Stout

Or PARAGA. . . . .

Hannibal:

Or PARAGA. . . . .

Hannibal:

Or PARAGA. . . . .

You know that kain thing na. . . . .Even the homo go fear imself.

Ol boy no be my fault na, I see pesin wey wan buy me drink, I looked at the list and picked the most expensive

I no fit waste awoof opportunity.

and they say Naija girls are hungry

N blow for you debo.

If it were a girl buying i'd understand your asking for the most expensive,but a fellow guy? Haba debosky. Na you give the guy special IV.

debosky:

Ol boy no be my fault na, I see pesin wey wan buy me drink, I looked at the list and picked the most expensive

I no fit waste awoof opportunity.

Thief, ole, carry am go.

debosky:

Ol boy no be my fault na, I see pesin wey wan buy me drink, I looked at the list and picked the most expensive

I no fit waste awoof opportunity.

debo, you should have been a nice person and asked for a cheaper drink. like a martini or something. you knew you had no interest in him.

Cristalz:

If it were a girl buying i'd understand your asking for the most expensive,but a fellow guy? Haba debosky. Na you give the guy special IV.

Debo thunk the guy was a good samaritan!!!
U can't blame him. . . . . . . Pick a drink and Debo chose Pink Rosé. . . . . . .
Thats an avenue to get laid in a gay's view.

naaa, u guyz r hilariousssss!!!

Debo you see your life outside?

LMAO hilarious!

you guys should get off my case oh! I was only 17. . .what did I know??

I thought he was just a nice guy, and after coughing up 500 naira to enter the club, I thought getting an expensive drink (for free) would help me impress some of the ladies. I was young, lets call it juvenile misbehaving.

I never knew he was interested, all I wanted was a free expensive drink. all the disgusting talk didn't happen till later.

@post

baby baby

how na,you dont ro me, i am lexus, rolex and a duplex

how far wetin u wan drink champagna(pronounce as spelt)

i gerram,

wetin be ur number, make a call you from p 900 or nukia commuincator



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Debo, you know the rules . . . if a woman gets something overly expensive off you she has to pay iin kind. The fellow was just paying you back . . .

Alajenu

When a guy OR girl touches your hand, something is UP

Sho ti gbo?!

Lmao oniranu.

debosky:

you guys should get off my case oh! I was only 17what did I know??

I thought he was just a nice guy, and after coughing up 500 naira to enter the club, I thought getting an expensive drink (for free) would help me impress some of the ladies. I was young, lets call it juvenile misbehaving.

I never knew he was interested, all I wanted was a free expensive drink. all the disgusting talk didn't happen till later.

oh whateva. when a guy is willing to buy you drink especially red wine, you should have known he was interested. seriously being 17 doesn't justify anything. i mean come on, what straight male you know is willing to buy a drink for a man he doesnt even know??

onyinye2:

oh whateva. when a guy is willing to buy you drink especially red wine, you should have known he was interested. seriously being 17 doesn't justify anything. i mean come on, what straight male you know is willing to buy a drink for a man he doesnt even know??

There are guys who do it, without any intention whatsoever. I cannot remember the number of times guys have bought drinks for me at several clubs without even knowing them from ZILCH, we drink, chat about the girls in the club and we all move on.

It is no biggie.

onyinye2:

oh whateva. when a guy is willing to buy you drink especially red wine, you should have known he was interested. seriously being 17 doesn't justify anything. i mean come on, what straight male you know is willing to buy a drink for a man he doesnt even know??

He was young, now. lol

Pataki:

There are guys who do it, without any intention whatsoever. I cannot remember the number of times guys have bought drinks for me at several clubs without even knowing them from ZILCH, we drink, chat about the girls in the club and we all move on.

It is no biggie.

maybe this okay for yal naija clubs, in the states, if a guy offers to buy u a drink he is either on the DL or gay. the only time i see a straight man buy another straight man a drink was when he accidently spilt his drink.