yuzedo: mukina2, Mod sweethat of okoko evil forest. i see u scaning dis tread like a wicked eagle loooooooking for mr bigg to devour. swerry am giveing you three days (5) to put a rita dummynicks tread on frontpage or if i dint ban u call me bastad!!

rememba.... 4 days only.

**dies**.....this is the height...I love you Yuzedo #noHomo

Op, I know u t wrong with your number 1.
Am one guy who hasn't done anything to look handsome. Am always rof.

Now I have a set of nice ladies to choose from anytime I want to marry. I don't hv ish with women.


As far as I am concerned as a young man never love a lady with all your heart, its too early for a young guy. Wait till u are ready to marry before giving up your heart. When girls know u love them, they tend to ride on u. But in marriage its a worthy risk. That's what I discovered.

I have all these qualities pls NL babes now all of you knw , can any of you nw make me the lucky one

The caption made me open it recklessly thinking there is huge ROI, only to find out that,...(there is no meat in the soup)
O, such crap!

OP u think say we still dey for 2007 shey, Nowadays girls look at the pocket before dem follow u whether u neat o or u dirty o, Only 2% of dem girls doesn't look at the pocket of a man

Meanwhile if you believe in ya self as a rapper here we go

https://www.nairaland.com/1554011/rap-addicts

or

https://www.nairaland.com/1540749/rap-gladiators

Me

im guilty of all,op.but im not unlucky with girls,i just havent healed from my heart break yet.

10/10

I need to go out more.

Hybee2493: 1. He doesn't care about grooming.
If a guy doesn't care about the way he looks , hair clothes bla bla. Na so girls go just they pass no even the occasional staring like okada light.

2. He doesn't touch or hold girls
He is too uptight Nd too careful about his personal, he doesn't like to move near women or he is scared to do so, girls like to b touched,held Nd cuddled Nd if u dnt do so well.

3. He has a dirty room or apartment
He doesn't care about his apartment being neat, just lives like a squirrel in a tree

4. His friends has no female friends
If a guys friends doesn't av female friends chances are he too is in the same predicament, show me ur friend Nd I will tell u who u are. Birds of d same feathers flock together

5. The guy has no packaging or branding
I dnt tink I nid to stress on this one just forget it if u d guy doesn't av

6. He can't put his ego down sometimes
Girls like too prove, if u can't put ur ego down sometimes Nd just agree with her or do sometins dat u shouldn't do in d first place.

7.he is too serious about girls Nd doesn't check them out
One tin is girls like playing, all of them

8. He is too shy Nd scared of talking to girls

9. He doesn't av that one tin dat differentiate him from oda guys

10. His kitchen or toilet is always dirty
Agreed u may nt cook but gals like to check out guys kitchens, I dnt knw wy but they do

This is silly. You make girls seem like alien species from another planet.

yuzedo: mukina2, Mod sweethat of okoko evil forest. i see u scaning dis tread like a wicked eagle loooooooking for mr bigg to devour. swerry am giveing you three days (5) to put a rita dummynicks tread on frontpage or if i dint ban u call me bastad!!

rememba.... 4 days only.

Lol. Crazy dude

Yeah! I am shy and i don't touch. But the ladies love me and they always wanna touch me

Hmmmm!!!

Ishilove:
This is silly. You make girls seem like alien species from another planet.

Of cos gals re from venus.
.

Hahahahaha Op you such a funny one! Hmm..... guys and their ways,its not often so nice to act based on ist impression which really counts.Some ladies might look through all this. No one is perfect.

Just number 1
I heard from one wise man that no matter how the guy keep himself , once he has money , there will be a girl who would change him or keep trying to change him or hope he will change but will never leave him

Unlucky??

Xo xo xo true

Unlucky?? It should be signs that show a guy is not interested in having a relationship.

yuzedo: mukina2, Mod sweethat of okoko evil forest. i see u scaning dis tread like a wicked eagle loooooooking for mr bigg to devour. swerry am giveing you three days (5) to put a rita dummynicks tread on frontpage or if i dint ban u call me bastad!!

rememba.... 4 days only.

Madt man

God am in this category o....i get dada for armpit and anus....gosh...am off to my dads place....

@OP
THATS HORSESHIT
THERE R GUYS WHO R AS U DESCRIIBED
AND THEY GET MORE @$$ THAN A TOILET SEAT

*cough#

Arosa:

Lol, you are an anomaly, this must be you then.

Hmmm,dis looks like someone i know

.

[quote author=omiobo][/quote]hmmm!!!

Girls seems to like me but I am too shy,,please advice me on how to stop being shy.

This is so me but girls still like me

Emyben: Girls seems to like me but I am too shy,,please advice me on how to stop being shy.

Same here,bro,,,,,,am now improving a bit though,i always hate it wheneva my shyness bleeps up.

and this made frontpage :\

All these thing have nothing to do will luck. I think all these are things that will make a guy suck at "picking up" ladies, rather than signs that a guy is not having luck with them.

That's me, except 2 and 10 Sha Cuz I'm neat