freedom@last:
1. Taking a pee after holding it in for too long.
2. A cold drink of water on a very hot day.
3. A massage.
4. A long warm shower on a cold day.

That beautiful feeling of relief

Lol.

Weed nd sleep

Sex is just overarated. ..

for me its GOD....he's d sweetest tin on earth nd in heaven....HEAVEN IS IN MY HEART

Enegod: weed

God forbid.

Reading every comment in front page topic on nairaland.

texanomaly:
Sex on a water bed all day can be nice.

Texa, never knew you were this spoiltbad!

Op, every activity has its special satisfaction; food quenches hunger, water quenches thirst; neither food nor water can be used to superimpose the need the other satisfies.

Sex has a unique importance and nothing can be used to superimpose its uniqueness.

If you like, drink 10 gallons of water; its cures the hunger for thirst, not of intimate desire.

cleaning my ear with cotton bud with one eye closed and mouth partially opened

Well if I wanted sex it would be easy with my sharingan, casting a Tysokomi Genjutsu on the females, but what is the point?

I would much rather invade Konoha, that is more enjoyable.

mine is when chelsea win a match

akereconfi: cleaning my ear with cotton bud with one eye closed and mouth partially opened

Freak

Chatting

Nairaland Is Better Than Sexx ooo

Blackeard:
Yup he asked for the things that are more "enjoyable" than sex. Tell me, have u ever slept on a water bed? No?..have u ever received a credit alert on ur mobile fone "One million has been paid into ur account? Yh?..have u ever, ever eaten a delicacy so nice u wished u were food? No? I tell u, things things are more enjoyable than sex

What are you saying? Do you think there is anything that can create that moment of ejaculation? dat moment whereby you forget every problem in ur lyf and feel elevated

Ruth Isaac:
God forbid.

Miss Ruth, why the dramatic rejection of weed? Do you drink alcohol at all?

akereconfi: cleaning my ear with cotton bud with one eye closed and mouth partially opened

1. Presence of God
2. Studying the bible

Strawberry and vanilla flavoured Ice-cream

to snif white powder or mpuru miri

1. Deep trancendental meditation
2. Feeling the hand of God
3. Money...too much money
4. Gossiping
5. Chatting
6. Watching Barca play

Letting a fart out after holding oit for a long time is the best feeling

good account balance jo.
peace of mind.
my own building.

Newkidoo:
1.$lapping someone.(so sweet)
2. driving drunk(kids don't try this)
3. spending fake money and not getting caught..(if u try this and they catch u, don't come and quote me oo or I gun u down)
4. Dancing skelewu ameachi way (this will make u feel like u in paradise)
last but not d least..























Getting revenge on d B*tch that cheated on u..(the smart ones know what I mean)...

Even 2pac said, "revenge is the sweetest joy next to getting pu-$-sy". I also think that pu-$-sy is way ahead of revenge.

Oya back to the topic.
1, Food
2, Meditation
3, Professinal accomplishment
4, Being a successful family man and bread winner
5, Dying in your very old age and having peace with God.

heavy account balance jo
my own building
lovly time with my family.

Nothing swit pass sex jor.

Nomski0: 1.Chess

2.Pes

3.Watching movies together.

A woman after me own heart

masturbate till ur prick red

Oh what can u liking the excitement that came over u when u are about to release(liquid-downloading)?
The thin be like ds oh,ah,yeah,is coming,oh deeper,tear it,bomb it,more,more,blow it babe.
Yeeaaaaaaaa

lol Seun is one hell of a funny guy, since when did sex becomes a forbidden fruit? smh!