Most Ladies Prefer Tall And Dark Men because they usually have the longest and thickest Emmmmmmm, IMAO  

chika98:

Sauron: He has to be well read. Well spoken. Selfless. emotionally stable. Open-minded.Passionate. Taller than me or same height. Love sports. God fearing. Someone who can challenge me. Tell it like it is sorta dude. Loves his family. These are the basic things I need in a man. Fantasies are for little girls.

Cheese n Rice. . . . .
This list is comprehensive.

tope2000:

Buahahaaahahahahah. . . .I WONDER WHY DUDE STILL CHEATED ON HER

The guy wanted 20 shags a week which Halle couldn't cope with.

And cough. Thats kul.

~Sauron~:

Cheese n Rice. . . . .
This list is comprehensive.

Ok

sillyboy:

@ Morenike.

O to ojo meta. . . .which one you like?. . . . .short, fat, green teeth. . . i sppse?

ehrrrm ewww, what are you describing? Monkeys or. . . .?
Sorry, I like them tall and dark, and a lil sexiness to spice it up

tope2000:

Apparently the dudes here thinks its all fantasy, we'd never get tall n dark

Have they seen debo's pic? or David and stephen's pic?
Now that's sth to write about.

@debo
w/e

@sillboy
Im just sayn it like it is na

debosky:

Eucharia is the bomb, I like domineering women like her  

I like only K cup women such as alagolo, so scarlett is obviously out.  

Ramsey Nouah and Van Vicker?   They are good wing men, nothing more  

Buahahahahahaha never heard of a k-cup, will the those kind of breasts not a normal ones because with this k-cup, something must be wrong with them o

@sauron
Well its a pity she boinking an oyinbo guy now
u guys would have been perfect fit

Dark_Rxn:

Have they seen debo's pic? or David and stephen's pic?
Now that's sth to write about.

Hehehehe
even debo said it o maybe debo is dark, handsome n short

@ tope

you've not heard of K-cup? We have someone with such assets on nairaland, her name is alagolo  

In fact, I am battling a fellow nairalander for access to those k-cups now.  

@ Darn Rxn - dem don ban you again?  

Reminds me of something I heard on this one Spanish Soap Opera.
Seriously. . . . . this line is so tired and abused come up with something new.
If you met a girl who resembled the face of a Pitbull with a side order of jiggling arms and a muffin top. And don't forget the haven't been washed in two months hair on her head. You would be the first to shout wahala. Abeg re evaluate what impression you are trying to put on.
Inner beauty ko, outer beauty ni.

Well, no be say the person go wowo finally but she doesnt have to be a model type, . . . .thats what am trying to say. Some thing must attract you to her in the first place, but she doesnt have to be a drop dead beauty to get down with her.

Most women we say, tall, dark and handsome guys. . . .but how many of those guys do we have around?. . . .amd moreover, whose gonna end up with the short green teeth ones

@ Tope. . . , since Morenike likes them tall and handsome. . . . I will pass him to her

@Morenike. . . . .cant you cope with those types I described? , . . . .How about if they are loaded?

Her current dude is definitely tall, dark(dirty blonde) and handsome

not that stupid brokeass crook with one flop album to his name

when it comes to black dudes, halle's choices have been atrocious.

must be in the genes  

she should just stick with oyibo jeje.  

Alagolo means wat?

Alagolo means wat?

sillyboy:

@ Tope. . . , since Morenike likes them tall and handsome. . . . I will pass him to her

@Morenike. . . . .can't you cope with those types I described? , . . . .How about if they are loaded?

Pass who? he better be handsome
If not, pass him to KarmaMod

If they're not loaded nko? That's the biggest mistake I'll ever make, marrying a man for money when I have my own Miserable marriage. There's no divorce in my family o.
But If I love his personality, then yesss

Debo, you need help. Leave my chest alone, thanks.

tope2000:

@sauron
Well its a pity she boinking an oyinbo guy now
u guys would have been perfect fit

Of course. . . . . .Oyibo men are attracted to the appetisers and dessert more than the MAIN COURSE.
Black men just wanna dive straight into the main thingy and roll off n snore afterwards.

yicob:

Alagolo means what?

Priceless Beauty!!

yicob:

Alagolo means what?

if you're not Yoruba, you cant get it

Ehen?

debosky:

@ tope

you've not heard of K-cup? We have someone with such assets on nairaland, her name is alagolo  

In fact, I am battling a fellow nairalander for access to those k-cups now.  

Abeg post the pischurr, i must see this alagolo with k-cup

@sillyboy
yea, u do that

@sauron
Thats why she with oyinbo
u black guys dont have patience like oyinbo, una just the go str8
im also lookin 4 an oyinbo man now 2

Pischur for where?

Wanna see a real K-L cup? Ask Karma to post her pix

Infact, ask Tope. . . .she go confirm the model of a guy. Karma go chop my head off if she know say u want mak I love-vendor am. Moreover, this guy wouldnt cost you so much oooo

So u fit stand short, fat, green teeth guys? . . . . thats is the spirit pal. . . .and may them come your way!

Debo, you need help. Leave my chest alone, thanks.

Werrin do you chest?

tope2000:


@sauron
Thats why she with oyinbo
u black guys don't have patience like oyinbo, una just the go str8
I'm also lookin 4 an oyinbo man now 2

I thunk StephenP is an oyibo lad, no??

sillyboy:

So u fit stand short, fat, green teeth guys? . . . . thats is the spirit pal. . . .and may them come your way!

Back to the sender! The Lord has been good to me

Dark_Rxn:

Pischur for where?

want to see a real K-L cup? Ask Karma to post her pix

Shoo so na u be the alagolo

~Sauron~:

I thunk StephenP is an oyibo lad, no??

Nah, stephen is goon

I don go sleep. C ya when i wake up.

@ tope

The alagolo can identify herself o, just don't look too much - even women have been known to become enticed by those k-cups!  


The other characteristic I forgot to add is that I like k-leg women, it makes for interesting positioning during the act and unexpected flexibility!  

tope2000:

Nah, stephen is goon

Goon?? StephenP is a GAYnner??

K leg? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

stillwater:

K leg? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Sorry to disappoint you stilly, you don't qualify.

Debo, make my husband come after you Respect a married woman na, abi se o ri ringi to wa lowo mi ni?

stillwater:

K leg? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

No mind am. He also loves K-spine

@ Morenike.

I no be gay now

See, we should all let God's will be done in our lives. Even if it means you bn with a short fat green teeth guy. That way, we will all fufill our destiny.

@ Tope.

I still dey vex with you ooooo. That shoe for ur profile na wa

@ Stillwarra.
I learnt K-leg guys are good in bed. . . .the leg structure gives them positional advantage when doing you- know- what

Like I said, God has been good to me. Thank you

Bow leg nko?