₦airaland Forum

Omnivalent:
Don't be suprised if this kid turns out to become a dangote's truck driver...
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mehhhhh!
there is nothing funny in this...
its pure stupidity.
ftc@last

There's nothing stupid about is. In US people hire and use tractors for wedding.

dazzlingd:
50/50 no winner

It's not 50/50
It's 54/46

lepasharon:


As I said before I dont care what your religion has to say. There is nothing wrong with 2 adults having sex. Religion always tries to cheat human nature.

That's why you wake up with your bed sheets soaked. You cant cheat nature.

I know who you are. You have no power over me by the virtue of the blood of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, that was shed to redeem me from sin, satan and his agents.

Get thou behind me! by the power in the name and blood of Jesus Christ.

lepasharon:
Haha...is that all you have to say?

Go and have a healthy relationship with sex. Theres nothing wrong with it.

I see... This is one of your antiques, to lure unknowing youths into fornication and other sexual immorality, so they can be still be wasted. God save anyone that will fall prey of your deceit.

DarkJeddi:
Save your Prayers for other brainwashed Bigots..

I don't need it..

And progressive nations on earth don't need it to be where they are..

So keep on f00ling yourselves with the religious Mumbo Jumbo.

Of course, you will keep lying to them that they don't need it, because the day the accept they need it, will be day your dark kingdom activities and your oppression on them will come to an end.

lepasharon:
Didn't you say she appears to you every night?

@ the bolded, that's because how you feel affects the way you behave. Your religious belief makes you feel shitty if you have sex in the dream. If you feel shitty, your productivity is likely to be affected. And sex in the dream causing bad-luck because a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Get thou behind me.

lepasharon:
Shifting the goal are we?

The same reason males can be perfect gynecologists despite not being female.

You are sexually repressed bro caused by your religion teaching you to ignore your basic human desires.

Ma'am, I'm not sexually harassed in the dream, at least not any more.

I can remember how life was difficult and miserable for me back then. Once you have a wet dream, the whole day will be filled with profitless labor, negative energies and illuck.

"If the Son (Jesus Christ) shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed!"

Stop deceiving those under the oppression of the wicked ones, except you're one of them.

DarkJeddi:
Mtchwww.

Go find something and eat,hunger is messing with your already Superstition clouded head..

The irony of a deluded religious Fanatic who reads meanings into everything,calling another delusional..

It's alright, when you're completely dealt with, don't go disturbing people on prayer city, to do something about your wasted life.

Jesus is standing on the door of your heart and knocking. Open up to Him so He can come in, save and deliver you from the oppression of dark powers.

lepasharon:
Is that how often the lady visits you?

Bro as I said before, you are sexually repressed.

Whatever you secretly desire is what will be pushed to your subconscious and come out in your dreams.

Dreams are the place where whatever is bothering you and what you desire, plays out.

The reason you feel exploited, miserable and messed is because your conscious thought kicks In when you wake up and you are taught to feel that way due to your religious background.

But in your dreams your true desires play out.

Religion teaches ppl to cheat human nature, that's why whatever you desire is pushed to your subconscious because religion teaches you to think things that are pleasurable in life are wrong.

Who is this one? I thought you're a female. How would you know what males that are sexually harassed and exploited in the dream go through when you're not a male? Stop teaching us nonsense here.

DarkJeddi:


I talk am.. ..

Am now one of the Demons of your Superstitious nonsense..

Mr Man..

Go sit down..

Believing in nonsense does not in any way make you a virtuous man..

You are the type of devilish neighbor who will wake up one day and call his neighbor a witch,because of one stupid hunger induced dream you had..

Alright, don't worry. Keep living in delusion till you're completely wasted. Just maybe you're one of the wasters unleashed in to the world to deceive human and get them blinded spiritually to allow for easier wasting.

DarkJeddi:
Who told you wet dreams are a function of puberty?

The writer is obviously the type that suppress his sexual urge until nature decides to relieve itself in the form of wet dreams..

Let him marry or visit an Ashawo and let's see if he'll not be cured of his supposed affliction..

And where in his writeup did he say he was being visited by the same lady?

He specifically said he couldn't remember what he dreamt of..

Religion is a SCAM.

And Nigerian Superstitious Bigots are the worst Scam..

Canality my foot,words to bamboozle a potential Maga..

And

Who told you that your are in anyway more blessed than me,because of your beliefs?

Keep lying to yourself. It's either your one of the demons unleashed into the world to deceive human of the existence of demons and their activities, or your just living in self denial and delusion.

lepasharon:
Having a lady visiting you in your dreams shows what you secretly desire!

Whatever is bothering you in your mind will come out in your dreams, didn't you know this?

You need to get laid abeg. I don't care what your religion says.

Whatever is in your subconscious, will appear in your dreams. You can't cheat nature. It is human nature to desire sex. I don't care what your religion say.

Keep lying to yourself. You mean you really desire been laid like every night? Tell me how you keep desiring it when you wake up feeling messed, exploited and miserable? Don't you get that anger waking you messed and fully wet? You mean you still go ahead and desire it the next day?

There was a case of a Nairaland that was thoroughly dealt with. If you didn't come in contact of his numerous threads, seeking solutions from the hands of demonic lady that harassed him sexually every night, then you must be new on Nairaland.

afroxyz:
A 34 year old lady was just sworn in as the Prime.minister of one of the Scandinavian countriea. People have booked ticket to visit mars in the year 2022. Yet we are here battling with demons and witches. Tufiakwa!!

Na dem.

It seems demons have infiltrated Nairaland, with command to ensure they deceive human to believe of nonexistent of demons, witches and their activities.

DarkJeddi:
Every one had wet dreams..

It's a phase of life,but of course you religious fanatics always have to read meaning into everything..

You would rather have everyone think it is of the devil..

Step on a Cockroach and you would have us believe your enemies are after you..

Mtchwww..

A Coward dies a thousand times before his death..

Having wetting dreams when you're not in your puberty?

Having wet dreams with one lady visiting you every night to mess you up, and get you all wet and messed up every night and you wake up feeling miserable and exploited.

You might come here and pretend all is well because in your canality you don't know how to stop it, because you seem helpless whenever she comes in your dream.

Bros, continue living in denial whilst your virtues and destiny are messed, wasted and stolen from you. Continue living in denial till you're completely wasted.

DarkJeddi:
Bone matter,no be today we came this world..


A religious Fanatic can read meaning into the most innocuous of events..


Wet dreams are a natural occurrence.

Of course, continue enjoying it till you're completely wasted.

NotBeenPaid:

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Wait! Wait! Wait! Is something wrong with the guy's right leg?

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What if anything is wrong with his left leg, did he create himself? How far you with your good legs?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

You must be a real niggarrr

Me nor dey use the huzzle play
Na both day and night
You see that picture below
Na my santum ( inner room where you huzzle only)
Constant communication and bombing with those computers





Baba huzzle o
Make your children for still school abroad
Don't be comfortable until your bank account is fit niggarrr
As far as my bank account never dey comfortable those computers can never be comfortable
If sleep dey do me then i go relax for just thirty minutes. Wake up again
May we not stay broke for too long

Who is this lazy fraudster? Fraud don't pay, it doesn't last.

donpapa:
No comment? But he’s been commenting over the years nah
By the way, why is he still dressed in that emir regalia?

He's now the new Emir of Eko

donpapa:
No comment? But he’s been commenting over the years nah
By the way, why is he still dressed in that emir regalia?

He's now the new Emir of Eko

ElonMosque:
I submitted with coin. They showed 35% commision for the last 2 domains of mine that were accepted.

That's rare... It has never happened to me. It's meant to be 30% or less for names submitted with SH coins and 35% or less for names submitted without SH coins.

ElonMosque:
Abeg what will make SH charge 35% commission on a domain? Is it that the domain is bad or there are high hopes of it being sold? they charged 30% for the others i've been submitting.

Maybe because you didn't submit with SH coin. Names submitted with SH coins are charged 30% or less.

jamezman:
Awe

Awe abi Ewe or Ewu?

Sanchez01:
Another script just landed. This isn't worth any sane person's time. Neh!

Why is everything script to you?

Witcher:
This is bad... Fulani are nomadic, technically all the land belongs to them... Well if not the land at least the grasses.. he should expect payback if I'm in that town I will run away. Fulani are not like other black creatures they're special and they never forgive

That's why you're a witch

APCNig:
Yet, Buhari won in the polling booth in your compound. You campaigned vigorously against Buhari after getting promises from Atikuchukwu, but Buhari atill won right under your nose. Why? The academics there see beyond you. Whom God hath blessed, no one can curse.

It's heart breaking to know that even core Muslim northerners that were adamant Buharist before now, now acknowledge and confess that Buhari has failed woefully. I know that because I'm in the North East and many of them are my colleagues. I can't stop wondering what your type gain in standing for a failed leader. Oh, I forgot you're APCng.

twerkjack:
Dumb comments.
I can just tell you're an igbo

Because abomination don't exist in your tribe, right?

You're the prime sponsor, it's an open knowledge in Borno.

Auntyesther:
Someone about to be redpilled...
Am a lady but i sure nee that redpill

Hanty, how far? Why you want take redpill?

Emily22:
Aye n ba e ja

Everybody is not Ole ni, you're the only Barawo here.

Meeyankee:
Nobody is innocent then. We all have one or two we are involved in what you stated above.

Speak of yourself. You can't speak for everyone. I wonder some of you indulge in certain crimes, you feel everyone is doing the same.

Emily22:
Yahoo ni babalawo

Ole ni everybody

Ẹni ilẹ mọ ba ṣa ni barawo

Stup up! Ole ni is just you and your family. You use this silly lines to steal. Not everybody is a thief like you think, you know. With this kind of mentality, how can this country ever be good?

Softmojo:
what's up with the //king reports of late. Does //king mean something different. Someone please clarify.

It simply means .com
.com is the king of domain extensions