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RomanceRe: Is Right For A Girl To Pray Or Follow Her Boyfriend To Church After Having Sex by 1phone(m): 10:04am On Jun 14, 2024
What women wants men to bring to the table:-

- Fame.
- Intelligence.
- Power.
- Riches.
- Humour.
- Provider.
- Warrior/fighter/protector.
- Handsomeness.
- Wealth.
- Dominance.
- Leadership skills.
- Hard work.
- Competence.
- Generosity.
- Good listener.
- Understanding.
- Ambitious.
- Faithful.
- Dependable.
- Blacksmith.
- Carpenter.
- Mechanic.
- Tall.
- Sensitive.
- Passionate.
- Loving and caring.
- Forgiving.
- Peace.
- Patience.

The list is endless..... And the funny thing is that they expect all this from JUST ONE MAN.

_________What MODERN women brings to the table:-

- Overused dilapidated vagina.

- Body count that is higher than the populations of indian[Mumbai] and China put together.

- Big smelling nyash and a falling breast.

Earth is hard.

The most f00..lish sets of women are those ones that will open there shameless mouth and say that they are the table.

If you hear that nonsense, your mission in her life is to destroy the table and disappear.

May God save the innocent men amen.

Stay Putinized.
PoliticsWere Is Labaran Maku by 1phone(op): 8:14pm On Jun 13, 2024
Were is labaran Maku -Nigerian politician and former Minister of Information of Nigeria.

TravelRe: Wreckage Of Plane Carrying Malawi's Vice President, Saulos Chilima (Photos) by 1phone(m): 9:07pm On Jun 11, 2024
[[s][/s]what's " f"

Get lost !quote author=Gandah post=130424568]F[/quote]
CrimeRe: Dismembered Body Of Missing Girls Found Near Home Of Man They Met On Facebook by 1phone(m): 7:35am On Jun 05, 2024
See olocho

SportsRe: Mountain Piles Of Betting Slips That Got People Talking (Pic, video) by 1phone(m): 5:24pm On Jun 02, 2024
The worst part of it now is the casino AVIATOR!

After so many attempts to win bet but to no avail I started with Aviator. This is what kills me
1.3M gone from 1st of May to 26th May, 2024!

I have deleted the App, self excluded and right now fasting and praying God to help me out of this depression.

SportsRe: Mountain Piles Of Betting Slips That Got People Talking (Pic, video) by 1phone(m): 5:11pm On Jun 02, 2024
mosicola:
This one is small compared to the one guy brought out and was crying profusely for a life ruined by betting. The betting slips was almost the size of half bag of rice

SportsRe: Mountain Piles Of Betting Slips That Got People Talking (Pic, video) by 1phone(m): 5:02pm On Jun 02, 2024
Mcmichaelin1:
wetin bet9ja do me na him dey go for front
avoid betting pls
But I will still play today sha
Make una no vex
if you like this comment
it seems we are in the same shoe
we are all guilty
God no go shame us grin grin grin wink wink

RomanceRe: If You Have 15 Million Today What Will You Buy First? by 1phone(m): 7:35pm On May 31, 2024
Buy 2 plots of land in Epe and fence it. Then start chicken/pig/ cassava farming
PoliticsRe: Umahi: I Didn't Shun Journalists, My Media Aide Didn't Handle It Properly by 1phone(m): 3:50pm On May 30, 2024
Hold it there ! It's ARISE TV not that useless emi loka'an tv station where journalism became ganzo
DonMarkuzi:
Fear of the TVC phonetics lady make guyman Japa.
RomanceRe: 3 Ways To Know If A Girl's Waist Beads Is Not Ordinary - Lady by 1phone(m): 4:18am On May 17, 2024
As far you continue entering holes wahala go dey wait for you

Marry one retired ashewo and start rearing children
Bliztzer:
Strong man, I dey hail o!

U beta go do check up grin grin

Me self I chop one omotola like that, the girl sabi rage for bed. She told me she use the beads to check weight. May God no put us in wahala
CrimeRe: EFCC Storms Ede, Osun State, Arrests 64 Suspected YAHOO BOYS, Recovers Exotic Ca by 1phone(m): 5:22pm On May 11, 2024
But they can't find bigger thief - Yahaya bello

Yeye agency on paymaster
HealthRe: Father Of 12 Found Dead Inside Brothel In Bayelsa After Sex Romp by 1phone(m): 3:11pm On May 08, 2024
No
NoniblaqStore:
Stay away from sex enhancers.
FoodRe: Young Lady In Trouble After Ordering Azul Of 1.3 Million Thinking It Is 1300 by 1phone(m): 2:21pm On May 03, 2024
Body-business woman

Come and Fck me instead
Psych412:
simple....fu*k the club Manager in exchange for payment ...no strees
PoliticsRe: Crackdown On ‘Yahoo’ Boys: We Have Recorded 500 Convictions - EFCC by 1phone(m): 8:01am On May 02, 2024
EFCC back gate entrance( bribe and fair treatment)for Yahaya bello should remain open for these boys too

Arrest the Principal of that AISA as one of the schools that put pressures on Naira with their dollar
HealthRe: Young Lady Dies After Smoking ‘Colos’ In Anambra (Photos) by 1phone(m): 7:04pm On Apr 30, 2024
It happened to me and in that state I saw a vision going to the marine world. I met a group of ladies with one seated on high...they remove my brain 🧠 and inserted something else...God! Then I began to pray silently till God brought me back to this planet again

I advised people to run from it
Amayanabo01:
Her spirit left her body and couldn't come back, first timer's can relate. God abeg if you bring me back to my senses I won't near colos again, omo the experience no dey funny not everyone is lucky to regain sanity back. Dont do drugs!
TravelRe: Nigerian Couple Buys A House 2 And Half Years Of Moving To UK. by 1phone(m): 6:51am On Apr 27, 2024
A United Kingdom-based Nigerian man, Olubunmi Abodunde, has beaten his wife, Taiwo, to death with their son’s skateboard, Daily Mail reports.

The couple, who had three children, arrived in the UK from Nigeria in 2022 and always clashed over alleged affairs and arguments about bills.
CrimeRe: How I Killed My Mother After Taking Sachet Alcohol – Suspect by 1phone(m): 9:49am On Apr 21, 2024
Why tagging the killing to a sachets drink alone ? Couldn't he had killed the aged mother with bottled alcohol?

This is a cheap campaign by the multinationals to finally get rides off the sachets off the market
PoliticsRe: Sudan Calls On Nigeria To Intervene In Crisis With ‘Rebels’ by 1phone(m): 7:56am On Apr 20, 2024
That reminds me of our proverb Which says that " An Elephant 🐘 that swims in coconut oil doesn't use ATM to buy meat from the pharmacy.🙂
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Interrogates An Owl That Flew Into Home Over The Weekend (Pic/Video) by 1phone(m): 5:57pm On Apr 15, 2024
You got it right my dear sister. Prepare, go there, wear big polo and enter his kitchen to make the peppersoup 🌶️

Then he will eat you and the bird
Jennyclay:
Biko, He should just kindly let the poor bird go.

He shouldn’t eat the bird like some hunger broke nairaland men! undecided
PoliticsRe: More Confusion In PDP Chairmanship Race As Stakeholders Demand For Position by 1phone(m): 12:55pm On Apr 10, 2024
Tinubu's side chick

We hear you
labake1:
PDP is a bad luck to Nigeria thus APC is the game changer
FamilyRe: Man Lost His Properties 2 Years After His Nigeria Wife Joined Him In Uk(vid,pix) by 1phone(m): 5:34pm On Apr 07, 2024
Dotas of eve

No wonder you guys empty your savings for those fake pastors to pray for husband

SweetBuns:
He was probably abusive and/or controlling
There is no smoke without fire
For the white mans land, if you do anyhow to women you will see anyhow
CelebritiesRe: AY Makun Renovates His House Months After Fire Accident (Video) by 1phone(m): 4:12pm On Mar 30, 2024
Employing cheap inexperienced electrician instead of professionals.

It's either for sacrifice purpose or to ganner likes and comments as a way of celebrity

Nonsense
FamilyRe: Nigerian Wife Kicks UK Husband Out From Home by 1phone(m): 11:26pm On Mar 06, 2024
Skitmakers both in abroad

Nawa
CrimeRe: Victory Izekor: 19-Year-Old Girl Stabs Her Boyfriend In Edo (Pictures) by 1phone(m): 10:21am On Feb 24, 2024
If she had killed her that would have made your day
Repent
I said repent!
Jennyclay:
It’s so glaring it was a self defense because being in a heated argument with a Nigerian man is very dangerous undecided

They are all violent in nature, they are quick to raise their filthy hands or carry cutlass to butcher someone’s daughter undecided

Bunch of woman butchers!!
Evil men!!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by 1phone(m): 4:57pm On Feb 11, 2024
Nigeria to win 1:0 at 90min and to score in 76min
SportsRe: Bet9ja Disabled My Account With Above 100,000 Deposit.. by 1phone(op): 8:29pm On Jan 30, 2024
Account still disabled. How can i stake then?
Guide me
lilvicky68:
bet9ja no be bank. find small odd stake
SportsRe: Bet9ja Disabled My Account With Above 100,000 Deposit.. by 1phone(op): 3:19pm On Jan 29, 2024
Rest assured
bnanny:
Bro after this, quit gambling. It's made to only benefit the owners. Rich get richer while you pay them bills.
SportsRe: Bet9ja Disabled My Account With Above 100,000 Deposit.. by 1phone(op): 2:57pm On Jan 29, 2024
That's a good idea. But the account is still on disabled. Can't access it. What next for me
JasonNOTStatham:
Why don't you edge on their quick games... Play 50K even, 50K odds on their dice (1.9z) you would lose like 5k since the odds are not equal to 2. If you use 49ja, you may bet on Hi and low, each 50K. get 100K. this should take 2-3 minutes
SportsRe: Bet9ja Disabled My Account With Above 100,000 Deposit.. by 1phone(op): 1:00pm On Jan 29, 2024
Ok thanks. Were you able to get a refund and how long does it take
Taazenga:
Same thing happened to me last week. Mine was #50 000.
Just snap ur National identity card and ur statement of account ( from the account you transferred that #100k from) go to the message bet9ja sent to u and forward it from there.
SportsRe: Bet9ja Disabled My Account With Above 100,000 Deposit.. by 1phone(op): 12:59pm On Jan 29, 2024
Did you get a refund afterward ?
Taazenga:
Mine I deposited through POS. So I only asked the POS guy to send me his PoS statement for that week I deposited and he did.( Moniepoint) and used that their bank statement
SportsRe: Bet9ja Disabled My Account With Above 100,000 Deposit.. by 1phone(op): 12:58pm On Jan 29, 2024
Zero se, wan wan eit sex zero eit eit tu
Resetinc:
Drop your WhatsApp let me guide you …
SportsRe: Bet9ja Disabled My Account With Above 100,000 Deposit.. by 1phone(op):
Excerpt of our conversation

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