Wetin you won take am do for naija
DSS and correctional centre official go drag you for court soon
Just dey play

TERMlNATOR:
Oga give me one nah

Weed is life. We are weed

koladata:
like an endless version of your self but with different instance. You also experience a flash back of your life, most people will never survive this, it is what people experience at the point of death and they never live to tell the story ... i can relate. ourtruth, Nia69 food is ready .

CannibalTorment:
No man born out of woman or evil spirit can unseat Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Adekunle Tinubu Jagaban the Eze-Chukwu of Igbo land

which igbo land?
Hold it there!!

Ok thanks so much
I appreciate

jackmrandy:


GOING SHOULD BE AROUND 15K COS OF THE FUEL HIKE. BUT JUST HOLD THAT 20K FOR GOING. IF YOU WILL BE COMING BACK TOO, SAME 15K. SO YOUR BUDGET SHOULD BE AROUND MAX 40K COS OF MESCILIENOUS

Like to and fro? Or just going alone

jackmrandy:


budget like 20k...

Good day travelers
Please I want to travel home to Kogi state( Anyigba precisely) With this fuel price hike, what should be my budget for transportation by road pls
Urgent

It's more like cold chicken bakside

Corn247:

Yes very plenty. Drink , get drunk and get deported

Dre183:
Alcohol dey there?

Too much time on social media

Tif

Magnoliaa:
#5,000,000.

We are already in heaven
New earth is the heaven...logic

I was in your shoe few months ago. She would be online 247. Atimes till late night charting her boyfriends. Anytime she visits, calls , video calls from guys to her phone won’t give me breathing space. When I confronted her on several occasions, she frown at me. Telling me “ I should remember I met her on social media” and nothing can anyone do to stop her from using Facebook.

I made up my mind to withdraw all emotional values and that’s how the feelings for her dies. We are just fucking mate this time. Anytime she likes she visit and I give her while am planning for my traditional August.

May God help you

"smartly"

The next time you will hear from him again would be like this:

WHAT MY EYES SAW IN ASO ROCK

In my sleeping state and saw a rock rolling into my bedroom. Bedroom of all places. The other room. Holy Moses! my wife shouted;
I opened my window to see a well-armed state security officer clutching a gun. Aso rock. I began to think in my head if the megaskiya-the truthful one is saved. I felt like I was on a plane heading to Ukraine.

I woke up and notice it was just a rat running an errand for its parents looking for their daily bread. The bible said; worry not, I the Father feeds the birds in the sky. Indeed, in the rock there are rats.

kulikuli
bla bla bla bla

Greetings experienced bankers in the house
Please i need your advice urgently..
My Wife made a deposit of a million Naira into my account yesterday. I went to make some withdrawals this morning to notice the money is in ledger balance and can’t access it

Please what What’s the cause and next ste to take pls

A pile of linen, neatly ironed, lies in the closet. The roast is nicely browned
all over. A curl falls in exactly the right place over the forehead. The pink
of the nail varnish matches exactly the pink of the lipstick. The laundry,
clean and fresh, is fluttering in the breeze. Ten pairs of shoes stand clean
and shiny in a row. The windows are polished till they make the passersby
blink. Husband went off to work on time. The children are playing in the
sun. Everything is perfect, and woman's world is one hundred percent in
order. At such time their sense of pleasure and happiness reaches its zenith.
And just to make sure this exhilaration lasts, a woman will quickly bake
another cake, water the rubber plant near the living room window, or get on
with knitting a sweater for her youngest child.

niga
you to like enjoyment. no go home stay there

Zonefree:
Life is like Owambe, when you're drunk and tired you go home.

Nosa,

She is happily engaged and we are expecting our first receipts

Zonefree:
[b][/b]
Fake pastor don go use JuJu on the innocent woman.


That's one of the advantages of giving birth to wise and smart children. Even when your health and age are failing you, your children will be there to restore normalcy. God bless Ifeoluwa Anthonia for her doggedness.

Someone should help me confirm if she's still single.

Exactly what happened to me August 2019 when I lost my job due to land-border closure. I shuttle Lagos -Benin republic-Ghana and ivory cost.

I have a lady I wanted to marry then. Due to my frequent traveling, I asked her to come stay in my apartment in Lagos. During this period, I have a building project at hand in Lagos and have exhausted all in my account thinking to recover on my next one or two travel to get goods.

This babe ran away when things became tough for me. Trying to stand up again lockdown crept in 2020! Damn!

I was indoor for close to 4months. No cash , no food, no babe!!!! The worst life experience so far in my life. I called friends for assistance none came . Then I result to praying and fasting. Prayer works brethren

July 2020 after lockdown lifted, land border still locked. I have to find my way in Lagos here. One or two things start falling in place for good and today it’s all testimony

No matter what happens, believe that “ this one too shall pass away” am married with a daughter as proof of receipt from the union

Brainmytool:
She made me fight myself and I won. Now am a better and achieving person.


Heartbreak + Empty Stomach + Empty Wallet at same time = SUICIDE. But if you survive this, men. You will become a great person.


Na me tell you.

No!
Hate how they DRINK Because they lose their sense of existence at the sight of female genitals

Half-backed men all around.
Place these bitches were they belong and they will be crawling, paying to get your attention. At this point, entering the hole become a no factor

MadarasBlade:
Because men are stupid hornyhorny bastards. I hate how a lot of men think.

Sexually transmitted degree(STD)

Nonsense

AnonPoet:


https://www.facebook.com/100000563983468/posts/pfbid0374gRvY4REV5v8SuBvit1xT4jvJB1Wj1MgAHaCsE4BZK8XhE3EEY43oqhsTjw1DFgl/?mibextid=cr9u03

Do your worst

Nastrademus:
Who cares though, seun should do something about this baby moderator called mind44 or else we'll leave nairaland for him, he's too tribalistic and biased, he banned me for telling him the truth, I don't care, nairaland is for lasy, jobless, tribalistic (like mind44) and political touts, do your worse mind44

Weakness from quickie maybe
Or the guyman left immediately he noticed unusual breathing pace
God4bid

duduade:
She complained of weakness

Weakness from what

Wetin she go tell God now on judgement day

This month of may complete a year I started dating this babe that I wanted to marry. But I noticed on several occasions through her attitude that her body is in the relationship but soul and spirit is not with me. I have spent in making sure she is fine. She got all my attention. And I have even gone to see her parents .
So I stumble on this her comment on a guys page on Fb today. I confronted her and she just, without any remorse, said it’s just a comment neither did she call to apologize

Please experienced elders, is it enough reason to quit now?

Until I discover what’s really behind this sex that men, young and old died for it then I can engage in it
Nonsense

No thanks to media who sextalized everything from motor tire to cofin

Jennyclay:
If he's among those lecturers that normally demand sex for grade, may he rest in pieces.

Anus complain of his closest neighbor of not allowing him to sleep; that if at all he knew he won't sleep in peace due to frequent visitors visiting her, he wouldn't have agreed to share apartment with her.

EmiDon11:
Did bible prohibit us from wooing a lady inside the church?

Assuming you saw a lady who you think can be your perfect match, is it right to interogate her during church service?

Absolute truth absolutely


Long live weed
Long live Canabis
Long live NDLEA

Prayer and stop masturbating

Gurakel123:
How do i get disconnected from spiritual husband totally?

What’s “Benjamin”

Is it a theorem

Sucre6:


Am an alpha male and a red piller
This our core rule
-Chase money, make money, take good care of yourself and bitches chase you.
And that's my core value, I priorities my values and in my scale of preference women comes last, it's all about the Benjamins.

Lemme stop here and take a sip from my cold amarula ✌😁

That he should take her back to her parents with the pregnancy that came through Holy Spirit-not the SEX and bring in ashewo that would hang leg on the ceiling fan

Mindlog:
What do you want to be told?

Of all the pathetic stories that emanated from Saturday’s election, perhaps the one I find most annoying is the Kano State Commissioner of Police Muhammed Yakubu saying the alleged underage voters on the queue during the election might just be adults suffering from stunted growth.

INEC Head of IT was a former commissioner of science and technology in Lagos state during Ambode tenure as Lagos state Governor who was eventually sacked- Femi Odubiyi

This is purely a townhall; different, from Balablu bulu balaba

EYE NECK my left foot!
BIVAS -my wife cooking pot