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God bless you brother

Sonnobax15:

No try am

Those red flags are even enough for you to even go and collect the sim card you had already helped her to retrieve in the first place

My Nigha,no matter what, don't tolerate the idea of any banny keeping you as an alternative incase her main option should fail her......

I'm not saying you should dump her,but buying her that phone will definitely be your greatest mistake so far in this year 2023

Use your brain,and not your connecting rod.

I have a lady that I am in love with... we have been together for a year now and I want to marry her which I told her. I have gone to see her parents on two occasions. We base here in Lagos.

We have fun anytime she visits. But I noticed recently that she is only keeping me as an option or place-holder as her body is in the relationship but absent in her soul and spirit. At a point, it looks as if am dating myself. Her silent treatment is top-notch. She will be online from morning till night without charting me. Even if I initiate a chart, her reply won't be more than " yes", or "no" Hmm, yea. Anytime she visits, trying to hold a serious conversation looks like am making her restless. On her last visit, I checked through her chart to know what and who exactly keeps her that busy: lo and behold brethren, she was busy making plans with a guy from Imo state on how to meet this December and all sorts of erotic chart...Her attitude did not show me she is in love and don't deserve spending on her anymore

Recently she visited me and on her way home, "according to her" she misplaced her phone on a bus she boarded. The following day I made a transfer to her to go retrieve her line.

Now, I see buying a new phone for her as a total waste of my resources as I see no future with her again. Her mind seems not to be here anymore. She has her plans. I don't feel any affection in the relationship apart from the "forced" penetration we called sex. Is it right to get her new phone ?

Very urgent please

The same sh*t is happening to me. She tried that silence treatment with me some time ago and decided to give her extra 2weeks of no communication. She started texting and charting nonstop.

This time, she started again. And am ready because she has taught me how to replace her. I have a standby babe to take over her place

Tell us what happened and how it happened

I can't advise you. If you want to dye dye

And which ashewo would agreed to use her oil well for freelancing

They'd rather meet those fake native doctors or buy keyamata to withdraw that change from the guy's account with a kiss

Taylor90:
Nigeria is gone

See where engineering graduate wan quit him job for bike POS or barbing

Nigerians Ntorrrr

My own advise be say carry that 1million recruit 10 olosho put them for road make them dey do weekly account

Not new

Let the boyfriend of the celebrant come out, na so 7 of us come outside,
Na dancing 🕺 competition, we later do oo, I carry 3rd😂

Lecturer carry the whole text book enter lecture we no talk,
Small paper wey I carry enter exam Dem say na malpractice💔😔🚶

For your notice, Don't bite the finger that fingered you.👌👌

How old is her child? Is the child staying with you also? How is the communication with her FIRST LOVE❤️?
Mistake no 1: Allowing the brother coming to stay with you
2: You gave her soft hand from the beginning because she noticed that all you want mostly is Sex! And from your write ups, one could deduce you must be begging her for it.

#Correction:

Ask the boy to find a place to stay. Call her sister- your girlfriend to order. Start searching for single with Good character to marry.

Heaven koh hellfire ni

IconicR:
Yes ooo, what more can one ask for if you marry a very rich man that you won't have to struggle for anything.
Me I'm just planning to marry a very rich man immediately I'm through with my some things so that I'll continue to enjoy my life in peace because I don't want to stress myself over anything.
Dad's house and straight to husband's house and eventually heaven.

There are

ChybuzzDD:
Writing what exactly?

As i have always told you, invest your time into things that are meaningful and beneficial to both you and the people around you, rather than wasting it chasing and believing in nonsensical stuffs that are absolutely nonexistent.

You can't continue being a lost child forever. Be useful to your parents and humanity in general, please. There are no such things as mermaids, marine spirits, leviathan, bla bla bla

‘I was finally dozing off when I felt Zack’s fingers running down my back. I moved closer to the wall, taking most of the duvet with me. Trust him, he didn’t take the hint. He simply pulled me close and started searching for those buttons that disarm me normally. He worked them as much as he wanted but he didn’t get the usual response. Why? Because I was fuming inside. Although I must confess it took every ounce of all the willpower in me not to moan and just give in to the waves running down my spine. Somehow, Zack didn’t relent until he unveiled the main event and I refused, still, to dance to his beat. He had his way and I made my point and he didn’t find it funny. When he was done, he returned to his side of the bed. You could almost touch his anger and frustration but what the heck, he can’t always have his cake and eat it.’

Going on a direct bus from Lagos to Kogi State cost around $29(N25,000). But if you are familiar with the route, it's advisable to go from state to state. It cost less.
At the pack in Epe, I bought a gala sausage roll and a soft drink. I tried to have a bite but the child and her mother won't allow me to breathe. " oga, abeg shift small, oga cut for my baby small, oga were you go stop" Ahh! I wonder if she is a single mother looking for help. I did not mind her. I took a bite and open my Map app on my iPhone.

The driver dropped us off at the Lagos garage. Here is where all vehicles coming from Aja to ijebu ode stop. I ask a commercial motorcyclist to take me to the Ibadan garage where I can board a bus. In less than 5min... We left the garage heading to Ibadan. I paid $2.50( N2,000) at 860/dollar. This is where the drama started. ..

"make court comot jagaban make ei bring Peter obi", no, me I want make jagaban continue! Their argument continues... What is my business with Nigerian politics?
Peter Obi is the Labour Party presidential candidate in the 2023 presidential election who contested alongside Atiku Abubakar of People democratic party (PDP) and Bola Ahmed Tinubu of the All progressive congress (APC). Peter Gregory Onwubuasi Obi CON ( Listen, born 19 July 1961) is a Nigerian businessman politician, and philanthropist, who served as governor of Anambra from March to November 2006, February to May 2007, and June 2007 to March 2014. It's widely believed that he was rigged out by the All Progressive candidate- Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Nigeria’s Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has declared Bola Tinubu of the All Progressive Congress (APC) the winner of the 2023 presidential election. Tinubu polled a total of 8,794,726 votes to defeat his closest rival, Atiku Abubakar of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), who scored 6,984,520 to emerge second. Peter Obi of the Labour Party, clinched third position with 6,101,533 votes. While NNPP came a distant fourth with 1,496,687.

Nearly 90 million people were eligible to vote in Africa’s largest democracy, with many Nigerians hoping a new leader will do a better job tackling insecurity, economic malaise, and growing poverty. A two-term governor of Lagos, Nigeria’s economic capital, Bola Tinubu is credited with raising the state’s revenue and supporters say he will replicate his success on the national stage. The election petition tribunal will deliver her judgment come September 16.

Traveling from the western part of the country to the North-central state of Kogi by road demand one to be well-fed unless one is fasting as I did not eat breakfast from home. I paid less than $1(N500) to ijebu-ode. Outskirts of Ogun state to connect Ibadan- the Oyo state capital. A blue color 8-seater Sienna packed with a wooden write up" ijebu ode, Ibadan". I negotiated and paid and in less than 10min, we move. 3 seated at the back seat. 4 in the middle and two in the front. The driver is a middle-aged man of ijebu extraction with bulgy eyes, shiny forehead and thick-black lips. On his polo shirt is written" come and chop my money" I wonder if he was referring to those commercial sex workers that litter that area. The black lips would have been caused by excessive smoking. 'I no dey stop for express o, na Lagos garage I dey go. He warned.

I sat close to the window by the right. A fair-looking lady with a 2years old child next and a boy of about 23 years seated next to her. At exactly 9:52 am we are at ijebu ode. It takes 25min drives at a uniform speed from Epe to ijebu ode.

Back then in my school days, sometimes I don’t write anything in the exam because I know silence is the best answer 😏😏😎

Ok

wittywriter:
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Wittyness

Thanks

immortalcrown:
Go well.

I called a friend to drop me off at Epe Pack.
Epe is an Ijebu-Yoruba town and Local Government Area (LGA) in Lagos State, Nigeria, located on the north side of the Lekki Lagoon. This is the home of the former Governor of the state- Akinwunmi Ambode who handed over to Babajide Sanwo-Olu.

Ara adugbo (Zehh)
Tuntun ti de oh (Zehh)
Zazoo (Zehh)
O por l'eti (Zehh)
O ye k'eti magbo (Zehh)
Portable Baddo gbemi trabaye (Zehh)
Zeh kan to t'eri e (Poco poco poco) (Giddem)
Baddo sneh (Zehh)
Pepper sneh (Zehh)
Many many werey wa nle (Zehh)
Ahn, repete (Zehh)
Unruly (Zehh)
Baddo Lee (Zehh)
P Prime gems debt (Zehh)
Ah, babe je (Zehh)
portable song welcome me to the pack. Habeeb Olalomi oyegbile (born 12 March 1994) popularly known as Portable or Dr Zeh is a Nigerian singer, rapper and songwriter. He came to the limelight with his obfuscating lyrics of thick Yoruba accent ft Olamide.

In this pack, one can get a bus going to Akure, Ibadan, Osun, Kwara state, ileasha,ogun etc.
On getting to the pack, normal activities. Cloudy weather. I pray in my heart not to rain. I saw young boys of age 28-35 years with hopelessness seated in a kiosk taking sachet Action Bitter. Others smoking cigarettes 🚭. The rest advance to marijuana. A middle-aged woman in her mid-40s selling cooked rice.

I heard them arguing about the latest signing in football, politics and why would Saudi Arabian club Al-Hilal has reportedly approached Bayern Munich forward Sadio Mane to explore a transfer in the summer window. How Nigeria's economy is not favoring - wahala wahala and praying the court to remove Tinubu and bring in Peter obi.

Continue...

8:00 pm Tuesday 1st of August two thousand and twenty-three, I brought out my wooden chair, a bottle of red labels, and my dried vegetable 🍀. Sat and getting high. I love Highness. Everything is high. Fuel, food, and electricity bills even my girlfriend! In this state, my brain works better. His royal highness. Then the plan for the journey started. I am to travel to Okpo(Olamaboro LGA of Kogi state). With this fuel price, travel costs will be high.

All preparation made. Bags packed. Phones charged. And God willing this morning I went to my Altar, and say my prayers 🛐 . Not all prayers demand the closing of eyes. If you know you know. I set out this morning. I won't be driving due to the cost of fuel. Rather opted for a commercial bus to have a clear bird 🐦 eye-view of the road on this 9hrs 46min(534km).

More updates coming as we advance in the journey...

Same here.
The major reason I don't release when I 4ck

MySexyMoni:
I think I'm afraid to be happy because whenever I get too happy, something bad always happens.

Thank goodness I had up to 10k on me. When the female invigilator got to my seat number and check the name( Amanda) she questioned. Before she raises the alarm for arrest I jumped out of the window. Two police officers pursued me, they caught me a distance away from the center. That's how I bribe with the 10k on me.

Police are our friends actually

sharpwriter:
Lol... How you take escape?

Someone close to mercy chinwo should advise her on the color choice of beret this time for her concerts

Now look at what that "jelly-like-whitish-spermatozoa can cause. Shai

In the name of Jesus, I declare dominion over my manhood and sperm. You will never control me. You will never bring shame to me and my family. Through you, kings and queens shall be born

It should be spelled "former" and not "formal" if in this context you are referring to his earlier position held

God delivered me in 2007 when I went to write the Jamb exam for my ex-girlfriend in Enugu( Udi precisely) and the police caught me.

It was God alone that helped me. I was writing my second-semester exams in 4th year at Esut that period. Because of what I refer to as ❤️

God!

Me and my unborn son too in Jesus name

Depriest2020:


"They say only fools fall in love".
See what love has cost him, he couldn't even advice his girlfriend to quit the profession since she isn't brilliant enough to pass it's exams and go for another course that's less demanding or look for someone to pay to go and sit the exam for his girl.

Now see what love made you do, you might probably lose your legal right, secondly you're going to jail, before completing your time the lady would probably be married and f**k**g another dude.

LORD may my son's not be this foolish.

He is.not the owner of that baby. Period

It's just another way of raising funds through seed sowing to tap into the miracle from his gullible members. Shai

That's the crux, apogee, apex of all that literature.
Let somebody help her and you will be richly blessed in Jesus name.
If it's above the rent, please send me the balance make I see road

poshestmina:
"Help us renew our house" .

Who are those playing with faya

TemplarLandry:
They're playing with fire.

Most ladies(especially those CAC) use it to pray against or for you when you hurt them. Some sent it to herbalists for fetish activities.
For guys demanding... It's to feel the lady feel special

Like corrupt father like bandit sons

ILEMUDA:
Not bad