₦airaland Forum

chukwutope:
In Nigeria even the drivers put their feet up the dashboard

Shortyy:
Has he paid his baby mamas?

Hotfreeze:
Those 2 legends really made those alobam niggers cry back in the day.

You sef pepper them too o.

neweraomo:
What killed him?

Chinny024:
Am already a woman.. Not dreaming to become transparent or transgender...

HardMirror:
exactly. He was silly going with a passport that does not match his appearance.

Chinny024:
Love this news.... Come back anu Offia...
You are looking for people to possess with your � spirit..

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
More importantly use Pantyliners.

engrelvis:
most problems u expressed above were caused by man .God is nt a magician dat wave magic wand n all mankind problem will b over

Passy089:
When i was an undergraduate in the university... you know I was one of those guys that use to live together with their babes....one evening after we finished taking dinner ,I left the room to go and play PES in my friends room,after playing for awhile, I got thirsty and decided to go and drink water in my room, getting to my room I saw my babe lying down lifeless on the bed her hair scattered like she struggled with someone or something, I called her she didn't answer ,touched her,her body was cold,...her heart wasn't beating(atleast I didn't feel it at that time,) no pulse nothing!!..I opened her eyes they were white the black pupil is gone. when the reality of what could be going on dawned on me I just froze,couldn't move couldn't think ....I went and called my friends ,they came...did all they could to revive her but it didn't work, some were praying ,speaking in tongues etc,still nothing happened ,after many hours of trying and when they realized she may be dead ,they started sneaking out of the building one after the other ,we were more than 20 in the room but after few mins it was only one person that was still there (a student man of God) the rest ran away(even my best friend then Lol)..this man of God continued praying and praying until early hours of the morning around 4am ...exhausted he told me "brother I've done my part..the rest is in God's hands and he left for his room...I was alone,staring down at my girl lying lifeless on my bed...I was so scarred ,its almost morning,what am I going to to do? an undergraduate that was sent to school to study just murdered his girlfriend would be the next headline...what would my parents say? who would be my witness? so I'm going to jail for something I know nothing of...so many thoughts were going over my mind, crooked thoughts of throwing away her body or even burying her secretly also creped it...but in the end I did none of those..I knelt down and prayed to God(normal me,I hardly pray ) but that moment I did...begged God to save me,vindicate me and help me for what is to come in the morning...after praying I sat down picked up my phone and was going through my contacts to see if there's anyone I could call, I now stumbled across one of my uncle's contact from maternal side (A man of God) so I called him...immediately I wanted to tell him what's happening ,he said he has already seen it and have been inter seeding for me before I even called ,he now asked me to get a sachet water and place my phone on it so that he can pray into the water ,I did ,after he asked me to force open her mouth and pour some inside and sprinkle the rest all over her body I did it too ,he ended the call and told me not to worry that everything will be fine soon....30mins later ,she started moving her hands and legs before she noe started coughing... she woke up ,I couldn't believe it,I just went outside knelt down and started crying...that moment I was convinced that God has plans for my life, she later told me that all those while she was lying there she was being pulled by both darkness and light but in the end a stronger force dragged her into the light and she woke up....I believe in miracles

AK481:
If e happen to u you go understand.


When you re eaten and you need to drink water,you might take one full gulp before knowing it.

A lot of people have died and the media reports it as suicide

solasoulmusic:
Waking up everyday

vikkeee:
you people eh, always trying to make issues out of nothing. Go to the north, they declare holiday for every goddamn unneccesary muslim occasion but they dont do so for the christians. Yet they will still complain and always feel cheated

NIGHTMARE0O7:
For pvssy gbenshing
Come to my house let's try it

Nmaster:
Who told you that she's Hausa girl? This must be yoruba

Richdad50:
Dear Men,

God made virgins for wives not girlfriends. Keeping your virginity is the best gift you can give to a wife. A virgin is more likely to have a whole penis, whereas a man whose had multiple sexual partners may have bits worn away. Also, women bite. -Credit to Reno