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Ben-10:
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A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park.

The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling bananas.
So the black guy said "Mr. can u look after my bananas I am going to the toilet". "Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy.

When the black guy came back there were no more bananas and he went mad, "where are my bananas?" The white guy said "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey.

The black guy just chilled. Then the white guy said few seconds later, 'can u look after your brother I am going to the toilet. The black guy said ok.

When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad asking "what happened to my monkey?" The black dude said "Mr. don't get involved, its a family matter!!!"

seguntijan:
*phone ringing*.
Me: hello
caller: na me dagrin.
Me: how far how dat place be.
Dg: o boy na wah oh, na fela be my roommate for here.
Me: wetin you dey do now.
Dg: olorun o sinle Jesu o sinle awon angeli o sinle e mi nkon lo wa nle, wa gba kondo

Brisingr:
@chykason,d fact dat is true doesn't mean we can't laugh.

Studio CFR:
Take am easy na u dey pour me spit

Spyker:
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I am very sure Hussein Bolt will not run faster than those ladies immediately they hear Alligator.

The Old man would see enough unclothedness that will make his heart stop beating. Na die be dat ooh

flexshop:
One night as i was driving home, a mopol man stopped me. He said' hold it there,oga roger me'. Noticing he was high on sumtin,i reached down 4 some money b4 he would shoot me and call it accidental discharge.
Just then, an Aboki man carryin a basin was passing and the following conversation ensued:

Mopol: hol it there,where i de quam prom?

Aboki: i de quam prom sellin ma suya,i carry ma basin and ma dagger

Mopol: (corks gun) kai,i must do frogjump 10times before i go gree u go.

Aboki: walahi oga,i no sabi wetin be frogjump.

Mopol: (hands over gun to aboki) oya hol make i show u how i de do am, de look, oya 1,2,3,4,5,6, you see as i de do am

Aboki: (points gun at mopol) c'mon quantinue quantinue, tamburu banka shege, quantinue