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Jokes EtcRe: Mummy And Daddy by 1stknight(m): 9:31pm On Apr 21, 2010
prodam:
PUZZLE!!!!!
Daddy says to mummy behave well

fight starts,

who is at fault?

why?

prizes to be won like candle, matches, biro cover, one a4 sheet

lots more

but please be sertiouys about the answers, want opinions, funny,kul,unbiased,anyhow


rule: must be only one person at fault and one reason
i fink d man's at fault and i dnt knw d reason
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Mamma Jokes by 1stknight(m): 9:18pm On Apr 21, 2010
Kuli Kuli:
Yo momma is sooooo old, when she was in college, there was no HISTORY class.
wow dat's nyc
Jokes EtcRe: Oh, No! Its A Boy! by 1stknight(m): 9:04pm On Apr 21, 2010
Nycly done
Jokes EtcRe: Laf Responsibly by 1stknight(m): 5:17pm On Apr 19, 2010
Keep it up
Jokes EtcRe: picture-Yahoo Yahoo Has A Course In Our University. by 1stknight(m): 4:25pm On Apr 19, 2010
Mr poster u're so late, i saw dat picture mid last year nd dey're nt doin Yahoo! Y!!
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is Watching The O.c? by 1stknight(m): 9:29pm On Apr 18, 2010
I lov seth cohen and taylor charater
Jokes EtcRe: The Priest And The Bike. by 1stknight(m): 7:30pm On Apr 18, 2010
I lov diz joke
Jokes EtcRe: $tupid Beyond Stupidity! by 1stknight(m): 7:23pm On Apr 18, 2010
Yeah dat's gud
Poems For ReviewRe: Beauty Of Mathematics! ! by 1stknight(m): 10:22pm On Apr 08, 2010
I love diz, tnk u vry mch, i'll bukmak diz page asap
Jokes EtcRe: 10 Ways To Annoy Your Interviewer During An Interview by 1stknight(m): 8:49pm On Apr 08, 2010
Tnx
Hopin 2 do dat soon
Jokes EtcRe: Bumper Stickers by 1stknight(m): 7:29pm On Apr 08, 2010
I like dt, kip it up
CelebritiesRe: I Am Two Personalities In One---------------------omotola Jalade Ekehinde by 1stknight(m): 10:09am On Apr 08, 2010
nellaluv:
please help me tell her jare. i wonder which of her bad friends told her she could sing lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided
na me oo grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Americana by 1stknight(m): 1:12am On Apr 08, 2010
Na wa oo
cry
RomanceRe: Whats Ur Most Embarrassing Toasting Experience? by 1stknight(m): 12:47am On Apr 08, 2010
kenoka:
mine ws pathetic,dere is dis gurl in ma str,she is prety,i felt i culd get ha sinc am a graduat waitin 4my nysc.i invitd ha ova 2tantaliza,wen she cam,i askd ha wat she wuld tak &she said la casera,i said 4wat,i went 2d counter,orderd 4two plate of fridrice &1chivita,got 2cups &pourd d chivita 4ha.den she askd me,y did u cal me here,i said i want u 2b my girl.she just stood up &left d plac.i wan die,bt man no slack,i chop d2 plats.na my moni.
grin
i lyk ur style bt seriously datz nt d end of d story abi?
RomanceRe: Whats Ur Most Embarrassing Toasting Experience? by 1stknight(m): 12:41am On Apr 08, 2010
U guyz 're funny, i've learnt a lot
wink
CultureRe: Lagos Carnival What Do You Feel About It by 1stknight(m): 9:51am On Apr 06, 2010
't was fun though, jst went th're 2 meet girlz dat der' face were maskd grin
Jokes EtcRe: New Pastor by 1stknight(m): 4:28pm On Apr 05, 2010
;d ;d
Jokes EtcRe: Tournament by 1stknight(m): 4:07pm On Apr 05, 2010
Godmother:
A bus full of politicians was sppeding down a road when it swerved into a field and crashed into a tree. The farmer who owned the field went over to investigate.Then he dug a hole and buried the politicians.A few days later, th police drove by and saw the overturned vehicle. He knocked on the farmer's door and asked where all the politicians had gone.The farmer said he had buried them." They were all dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well, some of them said they werent,"replied the farmer," but you know how politicians lie.
lol grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Weird Facts 1 by 1stknight(m): 3:39pm On Apr 05, 2010
tanimz:
^^ Sagging? Isnt that a trait of ex- convicts? undecided undecided
CLEAR FACT grin
CultureRe: Lagos Carnival What Do You Feel About It by 1stknight(m): 6:26pm On Apr 04, 2010
gowaga68:
it will be at the Island e no go pass TBS.
thanx bt plz d' u knw d tym
Jokes EtcRe: Pastor And His Congregation by 1stknight(m): 7:58pm On Apr 03, 2010
;d
Jokes EtcRe: Weird Facts 1 by 1stknight(m): 7:39pm On Apr 03, 2010
;d
CultureRe: Lagos Carnival What Do You Feel About It by 1stknight(m): 1:11am On Apr 03, 2010
Plz do any1 knw wen d carnival is coming up? Plz i nid d date, time nd meeting venue.
HealthRe: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by 1stknight(m): 7:35pm On Mar 28, 2010
Doc plz,
1. i'm addictd 2 playin game on my laptop@ midnight, somtyms i sleep arnd 3am and i'll wake arnd 8am, nd wenever i'm slepin btw diz period i feel lyk som1 iz tryin 2 choke me, nawadays if i go 2 bed arnd 9pm, i'll not be able 2 sleep till arnd 2:30am, plz cn u tel hw 2 achieve early sleep

2. Plz i'm avin a catarrh, i've tried procold bt it's stil dere plz recomend a drug 4 me
Thankz
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia: Richest Musician In Nigeria? by 1stknight(m): 3:07am On Mar 25, 2010
2face 's probably d richest hip hop musician in 9ja
Technology MarketRe: Computer Village (Ikeja) Price Guide by 1stknight(m): 1:50am On Mar 25, 2010
Can som1 plz tel me d price of dvd+rw 4 toshiba satellite l10-117
T'ANK U 'N ADVANC'
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by 1stknight(m): 12:49am On Mar 25, 2010
netotse:
from your post, it would seem that there's no wifi hardware on your computer. . .
thanks 4 replyin bt dere's somfin else, wat does d hardware looks lyk, i mean will i insert it at d botom of my system (d 1 dat looks lyk ram slot) or will i insert it in d pcmcia slot (pc cad) and plz wat is d name of d wifi hardware dat looks lyk a ram and plz hw mch'll i gt it in naira.
Thank you in advance
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer Troubles Here. by 1stknight(op): 11:15am On Mar 24, 2010
netotse:
from your post, it would seem that there's no wifi hardware on your computer.
thanks 4 replyin bt dere's somfin else, wat does d hardware looks lyk, i mean will i insert it at d botom of my system (d 1 dat looks lyk ram slot) or will i insert it in d pcmcia slot (pc cad) and plz wat is d name of d wifi hardware dat looks lyk a ram and plz hw mch'll i gt it in naira.
Thank you in advance
CultureRe: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by 1stknight(m): 12:17am On Mar 24, 2010
Jarus:
U don chop one before?
yeah in a car @ badagry xpress road opp festac town
Family. by 1stknight(op):
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ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by 1stknight(m): 6:42pm On Mar 23, 2010
1stknight:
Som1 hlp: it was stated in my toshiba satellite l10-117 manual dat my laptop is wifi enabled and if i press the hotkey fn+f8 it'll be switch on, i've tried dat but it didn't work, and accordin 2 d manual it also shows dat at d bottom of my laptop dat there's a WIRELESS LAN COVER, after tryin, i opend d cover it was lyk a ram slot but looks smaller a bit and there's notin dere, it was empty, so i'm thinkin dat maybe d device may be missin. Plz gurus i wnt u 2 tell me if dis is d reason my wifi is disabled, and if there's any oda way i could connect wirelessly.
THANK U IN ADVANCE
plz som1 reply my msg
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by 1stknight(m): 3:41am On Mar 23, 2010
Som1 hlp: it was stated in my toshiba satellite l10-117 manual dat my laptop is wifi enabled and if i press the hotkey fn+f8 it'll be switch on, i've tried dat but it didn't work, and accordin 2 d manual it also shows dat at d bottom of my laptop dat there's a WIRELESS LAN COVER, after tryin, i opend d cover it was lyk a ram slot but looks smaller a bit and there's notin dere, it was empty, so i'm thinkin dat maybe d device may be missin. Plz gurus i wnt u 2 tell me if dis is d reason my wifi is disabled, and if there's any oda way i could connect wirelessly.
THANK U IN ADVANCE

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