wierdpsycho:
Try doing EXTRA- EXTRA CRAZY STUFF...... vist a strip club, Bang yourselves in your car by the road way.... visit las vegas and indulge in all manner of shiiiiiiii

shinejackie:
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You think that will solve the problem.........

SirShymex:
Dayuum! Now I'm scared, kanwulia the Texas orchard lol.

How long have you been married for? And have you got kids? You might as well make ya daughter ya best friend. That is my plan with my unborn little man. All my Uncles raised their sons like their close buddies, and they do everything with them. So any time they're at home, they just jam with their sons and they basically do everything together. That right there negates boredom, and whatever is wrong with their spouses.

But shiit, if the se.x is great and feels new all the time - that can go along way in curing all kinds of boredom, ya dig lool.

SirShymex:
Dayuum! Now I'm scared, kanwulia [size=20pt] the Texas orchard [/size] lol.
How long have you been married for? And have you got kids? You might as well make ya daughter ya best friend. That is my plan with my unborn little man. All my Uncles raised their sons like their close buddies, and they do everything with them. So any time they're at home, they just jam with their sons and they basically do everything together. That right there negates boredom, and whatever is wrong with their spouses.
But shiit, if the se.x is great and feels new all the time - that can go along way in curing all kinds of boredom, ya dig lool.

jurjes:

:-Xmgbeketoto preaching [size=20pt]open marriage as a recipe for boredom[/size] since 1900.

freecocoa:
Marriage sha, e no go easy o.

I really wonder o, who be that man?

SAMBARRY:
Mgbeketoto haaaa fear God o.shebi yesterday your husband cook rice and peppery stew and 2eggs and 2meat and now you are talking about boring marriage when your husband is doing all he can to spice up your marriage without even helping him in the kitchen o




tell me which naija man in Nigeria will do that


lol

mgbeketoto:
I just remembered I have an anniversary coming up. . . .and damn!
Still some boring shyte!
Do you have a mate or a SOUL MATE?

I have a MATE!

All my soul mates are OUTSIDE the marriage o!
The moment I marry them. . . they become mates without souls!
All we do is 'mate' and sleep!
You can NEVER SPICE up an old marriage!

You can only manage!

I LOOOOOOOOOVE THE CERTIFICATE!!!!!
Not the marriage!
I don't think it matters WHO it is.
When it comes to marriage. . . .there is no perfect fit!

If you can manage. . . . and avoid divorce, PRAISE YOUR LORD!
It means you are succeeding!
You can NEVER SPICE UP A NIGERIAN OR AFRICAN MARRIAGE!

KanwuliaJara:


Na HELL!!!

No be HELELE o!
Verrrrry borrring.
You go just siddon dey look ya BREEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZ DEY WAN TOUCH GRAND!
Then your husband go begin carry 'belle' nor gree born!
Na 'messing' competition day and night!

You remove cloth. . . im go begin dey spit for ya face!
Im remove cloth. . . .you go begin dey cry like say porsin die!


Chai!!!!!

KanwuliaJara:


Na HELL!!!

No be HELELE o!
Verrrrry borrring.
You go just siddon dey look ya BREEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZ DEY WAN TOUCH GRAND!
Then your husband go begin carry 'belle' nor gree born!
Na 'messing' competition day and night!

You remove cloth. . . im go begin dey spit for ya face!
Im remove cloth. . . .you go begin dey cry like say porsin die!


Chai!!!!!

Misogynist2014:
When you see women complaining about marriage, you must be rest assured that money is not flowing as usual. Brainless crooks!

Chillisauce:



That's the fun.

shinejackie:




Welcome to 'wakadukpe' club! .


Kanwulia what is wakadukpe club.

Chillisauce:
I have a Soul-mate , after marriage we became Oul-mate.

We don't find it boring yet because we both travel sometimes and stay like 2 weeks apart. freshen up no ni.

When together like going to 4 - 5 weeks, we take night out. Like ladies night, he stays with the kids and men night out, I stay with the kids.

I like going out, he likes staying in with friends, video game, poker, drink. etc.

So when I go out with my 2 friends to play snooker, chat up, he stays with his friends to catch up.


[size=20pt]By the time our kids begin get boyfriend and girlfriend at age 14, na wakadukpe go be my name.[/size]

Misogynist2014:
Marriage can be so boring! What a wise man should think of is his financial well being, the achievement of a man should make his sole source of joy, if anything fails him, the works of his hands will always make him happy.

shinejackie:
.............okay, l hear you kanwulia, carry go, nothing do you, how preparation for sexmasssssssss...........

KanwuliaJara:


Well. . . you know now?
Time to 'wakadukpe'. . . .

Off to 'LONDON' to sharpen some 'PENCILS'!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlXvKf74XL0

KanwuliaJara:


Indeed!
In what planetAIR do you reside in?

KanwuliaJara:

Na which kain kweshuns be all dis wan?
You are scared eh?
Because we all dey for NL huhn?
Poor you!
My 'TEXAS ORCHARD' dey in HOLY MATRIMONY WITH GRAND CHIDDDRENS! Amen!!!!
Oooooooooooooooooh? you been tinky say I be 'lonely ol' TEXAS ORCHARD' ati 'SIBERIAN SKI RESORT' witi no CHIDDDDRRENS abi?
Mu he he he he he he

Nor worry!
Ya own blokos go soon turn OTA FARMS ke!
Lookey hia!

Husband o!
Children o!

THEY ARE ALL PHOCKING BORRRRRRRRRRING and DEPRESSSSSSSING!

The only thing that has helped is:

Welcome to 'wakadukpe' club!

Misogynist2014:
What do you mean?

SirShymex:
Dayuum! Now I'm scared, kanwulia the Texas orchard lol.

How long have you been married for? And have you got kids? You might as well make ya daughter ya best friend. That is my plan with my unborn little man. All my Uncles raised their sons like their close buddies, and they do everything with them. So any time they're at home, they just jam with their sons and they basically do everything together. That right there negates boredom, and whatever is wrong with their spouses.

But shiit, if the se.x is great and feels new all the time - that can go along way in curing all kinds of boredom, ya dig lool.

shinejackie:
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kanwulia enjoy jare, life is too short to be sad and un-happy.......

SirShymex:


Lol!!!

Er, I think you need to take ya orchard on a trip to nice spots in Texas and let a few nyggahs mow it for you. I remember some naija guy used to run some club promotion stuffs called "indmix" back in the day out there (don't know if it is still running), and you should be able to meet folks that would spice it up for you lol.

Don't worry about me, it will forever be Arizona desert, with the Tracey Edmonds-esque chic I'm gonna hunt down. That right there can never be boring cos of the supreme pum that is forever gonna feel like the first time lol. Vintage pum with no expiry date and when I'm bored, all I need to do is just back that ar.se up, ya dig?

SirShymex:


Lol!!!

Er, I think you need to take ya orchard on a trip to nice spots in Texas and let a few nyggahs mow it for you. I remember some naija guy used to run some club promotion stuffs called "indmix" back in the day out there (don't know if it is still running), and you should be able to meet folks that would spice it up for you lol.

Don't worry about me, it will forever be Arizona desert, with the Tracey Edmonds-esque chic I'm gonna hunt down. That right there can never be boring cos of the supreme pum that is forever gonna feel like the first time lol. Vintage pum with no expiry date and when I'm bored, all I need to do is just back that ar.se up, ya dig?

KanwuliaJara:



You misunderstand me.
I just don't allow ANY KIND OF NIGGA sniff my cookies your know.
If I needed to be mowed. . . It would be worth my while to get a fully-charged vibrator.
EVEN THAT GETS OLD!

THE HEIGHT OF STALENESS MEANS. . . .WHEN YOU HAVE SEEN ONE. . . YOU HAVE SEEN ALL!

This has nothing to do with SEX!

Sex does not spice up a marriage. . .YOU HAVE BEEN DOING THAT FOR EONS!

*gosh. . . .it is soooooooooo difficult discussing this topic with these post puberscent youths on NL. . . .*sighs*. . . .*