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Anything that is sweet also has a bitter taste. One is daily masturbation!!. When you do it too often, it will make you loose lot of vital fluids from your body. After continuous masterbation u feel exhausted. There is chance of getting erectile dysfunction. Ur joints become week. One may experience lack of concentration as well. Anxiety follows with the feeling of guilt. The worse is premature aging. So please use ur happy juice effectively. Don't waste it. It is healthy to masterbate if it is done in a mannered way (like twice or thrice in a month).

The Ugandan Ministry of Tourism has added curvy and sexy women to the list of tourism products.

While unveiling the initiative in Kampala on Wednesday, State minister for Tourism Godfrey Kiwanda, said a beauty pageant dubbed ‘Miss Curvy Uganda’ had been launched to select sexy curvaceous women. The finalists will be selected in June.

“We have naturally endowed nice looking women that are amazing to look at. Why don’t we use these people as a strategy to promote our tourism industry?” Mr Kiwanda said.

The beauty queens in sleek and revealing clothes, kept moving around Mestil Hotel pool side as they took photos with the event organisers including Mr Kiwanda on Wednesday.

INCREASE REVENUE

Tourism is a top foreign exchange earner for Uganda. Last year, the country earned $1.4b (Sh5 trillion) from the sector, according to government statistics.

Most tourists visit Uganda to tour national parks for diverse wildlife species such as gorillas and birds among other animals. They also love viewing the River Nile, crater lakes and mountains.

Curvaceous women is the latest attraction the ministry hopes will increase revenue earnings.



Ms Ann Mungoma, the lead organiser for the beauty pageant, is optimistic that when these ladies flaunt their endowments, it will enhance the visibility and appreciation of Ugandan people.

“Miss Curvy is an event that will bring out the endowment of the real African woman. It is an exceptional event that will see young ladies showcase their beautiful curves and intellect,” said Ms Mungoma. Only those aged 18 and below 35 are eligible to participate, organisers said.

APPRECIATING BEAUTY

Asked if the pageant does not offend the conservative culture of Ugandan society, Mr Kiwanda said Uganda has long appreciated smaller bodied women as a hallmark of beauty and the curvy pageant is just another campaign aimed at appreciating beauty in diversity.

Ms Mungoma said since most pageants celebrate slender and pretty faces which are a more western way of defining beauty, most African women are uniquely built and this does not make them any less attractive.

Under this campaign, the Tourism ministry officials will tell stories relating to the background of different shapes and curves that Ugandan beauties have as well as the different cultures that will be displayed by the contestants under the Tulambule (let’s explore) campaign.

SOCIAL MEDIA

"When you look at social media, people post their pictures they get followers and many likes, so those followers could come to Uganda to tour. So curvy women could post on social media and get followers,” Ms Leilah Nakabira an actress said.

ehbellsho:
seriously! let me go and try it.

hahahaha..... she may end up carrying triplet for you.

GOFRONT:


E be like say this guy reservoir don full with sperm because of too much weed.....He dey look for where to offload

hahahahaha..... the power of canabis

pyyxxaro:
Make una careful oh



Una want make Crowd de smoke igbo now oh


Craze go many for market oh

it is healthy for reproduction. that's what studies show. but every advantageous thing is equally disadvantageous in some way.

MichaelBukamzy:
Is that why they all have a very huge deeek.

Lol.... fear canabis

Weed Smokers Have More Sperm, New Study Shows
2019-02-06 06:59:52



A history of smoking cannabis has unexpectedly been linked to greater fertility in men.

The result came as a big surprise to scientists measuring the sperm counts of more than 600 men from couples attending a fertility clinic.

They expected cannabis to have a detrimental effect on sperm count and fertility.

Instead, those participants who admitted ever taking the drug turned out to have higher sperm counts than non-users.

The finding does not necessarily mean that smoking cannabis increases the chances of fatherhood, the study authors and other experts were quick to point out.

There could be a non-causal explanation for the association, such as the effect of the male hormone testosterone on both sperm count and risk-taking behaviour such as smoking cannabis.

US lead researcher Dr Jorge Chavarro, from the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health in Boston, said: "These unexpected findings highlight how little we know about the reproductive health effects of marijuana, and in fact of the health effects of marijuana in general.

"Our results need to be interpreted with caution and they highlight the need to further study the health effects of marijuana use."

Previous research involving animal experiments or men with histories of drug abuse has suggested that cannabis impairs male reproductive health.

For the new study, investigators collected 1,143 semen samples from 662 men between 2000 and 2017.

On average the men were 36 years old, mostly white and college educated. All of them belonged to couples seeking help with conception from a fertility clinic.

Participants were asked to fill in questionnaires detailing their history of cannabis use.

More than half (55%) of the men reported having smoked cannabis at some point. Of those, 44% said they had taken the drug in the past, and 11% classified themselves as current users.



Analysis of the semen samples showed that men who had smoked marijuana had average sperm concentrations of 62.7 million sperm per millilitre (million/mL). Those who had never smoked a joint had an average count of 45.4 million/mL.

Only 5% of cannabis users had sperm counts below 15 million/mL, the World Health Organisations threshold for "normal" levels, compared with 12% of men who had never smoked cannabis.

In addition, greater cannabis use was linked to higher levels of the male hormone testosterone among smokers.

Writing in the journal Human Reproduction, the scientists said it was possible that low level exposure to cannabis might benefit sperm production in some way.

The endocannabinoid chemical messenger system in the brain, which is targeted by the drug, is known to play a role regulating fertility.

On the other hand the association could have nothing to do with the effects of cannabis.

Dr Feiby Nassan, another member of the Harvard team, said: "An equally plausible interpretation is that our findings could reflect the fact that men with higher testosterone levels are more likely to engage in risk-seeking behaviours, including smoking marijuana."

This view was echoed by leading British expert Allan Pacey, Professor of Andrology at the University of Sheffield.

He said: "As the authors point out, men with higher sperm concentrations are likely to have more testosterone in their bodies and thus may be more likely to smoke marijuana because simply they are willing to take more risks.

"In conclusion, I am not convinced that this paper moves us any further forward in this debate.

"Moreover, nor does it give support to any apparent fertility benefits of smoking marijuana.

"In my opinion, this should be avoided at all costs in any couples trying to start a family."

Whether you experience premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, or whether you just want to hold out longer than you already do, here are some tips on how to last longer in bed:

1. pre-intimacy : Sex is more than simply penetration. pre-intimacy can greatly increase the sexual experience in terms of both time and pleasure. Take time to caress your partner. Don't rape her by rushing in and out!

2. BEHAVIOURAL TECHNICS:: Try the ‘squeeze technique’ (squeeze the penis tip near climax to prevent ejaculation), and the stop-start technique reduce simulation ( pull out and continue to caress when you feel it coming out)

3. Mental Distraction : An old classic. During sex, focus your attention on something deeply unerotic such as multiplication tables. This can reduce the enjoyment of the act itself but is often effective in delaying ejaculation. Think of how you make your partner feel rather than what you feel. This gives a king-like mentality to trusting harder.

4. Slow Down: Generally, the faster the man has sex, the quicker he ejaculates. Rapid hard thrusts result in a faster climax. A slower, more measured technique mean the penis tip is less stimulated and ejaculation delayed. It also allows for greater control over ejaculation.

5. CONDOMS: Condoms decrease sensitivity and therefore usually increase the time taken to ejaculate. They also have the added bonus of preventing sexually transmitted disease and unwanted pregnancies.

6. COMMUNICATION: whisper dirty in her ears and Make sure you let your partner know what works for you and what doesn’t. An open attitude towards sex should also relax you more and lessen the nerves that cause a swift ejaculation. Try THIS AND THANK ME LATTER.

Whether you experience premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, or whether you just want to hold out longer than you already do, here are some tips on how to last longer in bed:

1. pre-intimacy : Sex is more than simply penetration. pre-intimacy can greatly increase the sexual experience in terms of both time and pleasure. Take time to caress your partner. Don't rape her by rushing in and out!

2. BEHAVIOURAL TECHNICS:: Try the ‘squeeze technique’ (squeeze the penis tip near climax to prevent ejaculation), and the stop-start technique reduce simulation ( pull out and continue to caress when you feel it coming out)

3. Mental Distraction : An old classic. During sex, focus your attention on something deeply unerotic such as multiplication tables. This can reduce the enjoyment of the act itself but is often effective in delaying ejaculation. Think of how you make your partner feel rather than what you feel. This gives a kinglike mentality to trusting harder.

4. Slow Down: Generally, the faster the man has sex, the quicker he ejaculates. Rapid hard thrusts result in a faster climax. A slower, more measured technique mean the penis tip is less stimulated and ejaculation delayed. It also allows for greater control over ejaculation.

5. CONDOMS: Condoms decrease sensitivity and therefore usually increase the time taken to ejaculate. They also have the added bonus of preventing sexually transmitted disease and unwanted pregnancies.

6. COMMUNICATION: whisper dirty in her ears and Make sure you let your partner know what works for you and what doesn’t. An open attitude towards sex should also relax you more and lessen the nerves that cause a swift ejaculation. Try THIS AND THANK ME LATTER.

going on a date is usually very tensed. ranging from dress to wear, meal to order, what to say and how to respond. please share your experience

Not me though...
That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her Pusy - that was how she lost her virginity (thanks to copy and paste)��� �

officialarab:
I had issues with my gf. After some days i saw her pix with a guy she claimed was a family friend covering his face, both wearing same top. I saw it on a mutual friend status. The friend didn't know we were dating. Next thing i confronted aunty, she said that married men were disturbing her at work so she went to studio to snap picture with the family friend. I asked her why didn't she use me, she gave no concrete answer. 2months later.....BOOM i saw traditional wedding pictures and white wedding. Till today aunty still lies about it. In her words, "you will not understand".

Not me though...
That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her Pusy - that was how she lost her virginity (thanks to copy and paste)��� �

Not me though...
That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her Pusy - that was how she lost her virginity (thanks to copy and paste)��� �

ChangeIsCostant:
A Nigerian man's demise has left family, friends and colleagues heartbroken due to the tragic circumstance which allegedly saw him killed.

According to Ibomo Rafeal Seimiengha, the deceased identified as Enango Gelsthorpe Sege, from Amassoma community in Bayelsa state - was shot dead after his wife posted pictures of herself flaunting wads of cash on Facebook.

It was gathered that the gunmen attacked the deceased at his residence in Port-Harcourt, Rivers state capital and shot him dead, moments after the wife flaunted the money he was paid by a company.

It was not disclosed whether the deceased was robbed by the gunmen.

Facebook user and sister to the deceased, Ibomo Rafeal Seimiengha wrote;

I receive this shocking news yesterday. My brother was shot dead by an unknown armed robbers at his resident. This is as a result of his wife's negligence.

His wife posted on her Facebook account these bundles of money he was paid by his company. RIP Enango Gelsthorpe Sege

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/02/man-shot-dead-by-robbers-after-wife-flaunted-cash-on-facebook-photos.html

my people perish for lack of knowledge and the thief cometh to kill and destroy. meanwhile, this is what you get when married to a SHOW woman.

Oma307:
oga, just pray that what happened to their family never happen to any of your relatives. you are talking about Fulani killing them from existence all in the name of not supporting someone. Haba, this is human lives. in life, you don't expect everyone to love you, in fact that is the general rule. please let us to careful of what we typed online even though it is faceless. you might be having peace today, tomorrow you might experience different scenarios

why argue with a cow? they know nothing but foolishness.

AK481:
They should have used mop

nop... buhari was shaded with umbrella. he should have use broom instead. ironical.....

Kyase:
Which benue

the one wey dey markurdi... abi u wan ask which markurdi again?

BabaCommander:
But isn't it insensitive to make such demand st this stage where the body of the poor souls are still waiting to be recovered from the cold sea bed?

This is sure assassination!!! his body is yet to be recovered. he may have safely ejected the plane. or maybe his remains is already with the fishes of the river. upon all his wealth, fame, luxuries he still died. nobody in indeed immune to death, it is inevitable and a respecter of no man. a call we must all answer someday. Bleep money, Bleep fame, Bleep women, Bleep luxury. ALL IS VANITY OF VANITY.

Ranchhoddas:
Shut up and face your zombie work.

This is sure assassination!!! his body is yet to be recovered. he may have safely ejected the plane. or maybe his remains is already with the fishes of the river. upon all his wealth, fame, luxuries he still died. nobody in indeed immune to death, it is inevitable and a respecter of no man. a call we must all answer someday. Bleep money, Bleep fame, Bleep women, Bleep luxury. ALL IS VANITY OF VANITY.

mysportdab:
French club Nantes have demanded payment of the £15m transfer fee for Emiliano Sala to join Cardiff City.

The 28-year-old striker who is presumed dead, went missing with Sala and pilot David Ibbotson on board two weeks ago.

Investigators have discovered the plane in the English Channel with a body inside but have yet to identify who it is because of the poor weather.

They are also trying to establish who owned the plane, insurance issues and other details surrounding the flight which may mean it results in an insurance pay out.

According to Sky Sports, Nantes are threatening legal actions against Cardiff over the Emiliano Sala transfer.

MySportDab report Nantes sent an e-mail demanding the £15m fee last Thursday and followed up with a legal letter on Tuesday.

They are threatening further action unless they get the first payment - the fee is spread over three years -within ten days

French club Bourdeaux are also entitled to a cut of the fee, thought to be 50% - Sala was on their books from 2012 to 2015 before joining Nantes.

See more;https://www.mysportdab.com/2019/02/emiliano-sala-nantes-demand-15m-payment.html

This is sure assassination!!! his body is yet to be recovered. he may have safely ejected the plane. or maybe his remains is already with the fishes of the river. upon all his wealth, fame, luxuries he still died. nobody in indeed immune to death, it is inevitable and a respecter of no man. a call we must all answer someday. Bleep money, Bleep fame, Bleep women, Bleep luxury. ALL IS VANITY OF VANITY.

ChangeIsCostant:
Three persons were allegedly feared dead while about 20 others sustained varying degrees of injuries as rival political thugs engaged each others in Effurun area of Warri in Delta state.

Witnesses said the bloody violence erupted between political thugs loyal to the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) and those loyal to the All Progressives Congress (APC).

It was gathered that trouble started around Dumure area of Effurun on Wednesday when shots were heard fired in the area.

Situation became more tensive on Friday when violence broke out between the warring sides, leaving not less than three persons dead and some 20 more critically injured.

A resident said other miscreants had also taken advantage of the chaos in the area to carry out robberies and other criminal activities, further worsening the peace of the area and creating panic for residents and commuters.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/02/residents-killed-as-political-war-breaks-out-in-warri-delta-state-photos.html

na waooo.. in this Elite generation people still kill themselves over stupidity. i know now why Esau sold his birth right!!!!!

unclesuruoffi:
Six suspected internet fraudsters including two females, have been arrested by the operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Port Harcourt Zonal Office.

The six suspected fraudsters arrested on Friday, February 1, 2019 in a sting operation, were identified as  Oghenekewe Innocent Akinnawo, Kemka Godseat Amadi, Revelation Macaulay, Damilola Adedoyin Oyinloye, Mary Ndubuisi and Jennifer Vandi.

The statement from EFCC reads in full;


https://unclesuru.com/2019/02/03/six-suspected-internet-fraudsters-including-two-females-arrested-photos/


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lalasticlala come and see your sister ooo

Corrinthians:
And who says I don't believe him now? Is your head paining you?

But he is more valued than mr. integrity

JudgeOGBUNABALI:
Kanu is struggling to sustain his ministry. Bros welcome!

But he is more valued than mr. intergrity.

JudgeOGBUNABALI:
Kanu is struggling to sustain his ministry. Bros welcome!

but he is more valued than mr. integrity. don't argue with ur keyboard

Predator188:
so buhari is now Robin Hood ! take from the rich country and give to the poor countries.

before nko? We are giant of Africa......(ironical speech) hahahaha

Ains:
Lol, people like us wet dey enjoy am dey enjoy am,
You fit control one come my side if you see and you know want..

LOL.......

Ains:
I never mentioned big too, if you say it's massive, then massive it is
Just trying to refute your claim.

how person take dey grab big booby? how e take dey enjoy am? i love them moderate!! am just trying to refute ur claims too.

Ains:
Nope, their are some that aren't saggy, you can search her name on google and watch a one time live video she did nude on Instagram.
Confirm for your self

i didn't say big boobs. i said massive. hers is of what category?

SaiAtikuTill203:
You must believe in cartoon characters to believe BUHARI can defeat ATIKU

Sometimes, reality is difficult to stare at but best to face it

ATIKU can "NEVER" lose
Buhari is the new Father Christmas in town!
First, he gave Guinea Bissau $500,000 last week, and he has now approved a grant of 1 billion dollar for Sudan to enable them fight famine.
This is a country that can't pay 30k naira minimum wage. A country that has been designated as the poverty capital of the world fighting poverty in another land.
A country that has been borrowing and even trying to sell of its assets to finance a budget is giving to another country.
A country that doesn't suffer famine, but its citizens are very hungry.
This grant to a great extent revalidates the Jubrin saga!
BUHARILOOTER must be voted out at all cost!

dont be greedy.. What of the ones Nigeria has been borrowing? It was equally from other countries. Does it mean they dont have wants to settle too?

joshchisimdi:
Ghanaian model with big boobs, Pamela Odame who is also a video vixen has reacted shortly after her masturbation video got leaked online.

Pamela Odame who spoke in an interview with Akwasi Aboagye on Peace FM’s ‘Entertainment Review’ show, admitted she was the lady in the masturbation video but further disclosed that it was an Instagram live video where she mistakenly showed her nipples to her fans.

The Ghanaian model with big boobs who however denied filming all the three, added that it was obvious someone edited the other two to dent her image. This came after it was alleged that she intentionally recorded and uploaded the videos on the porn sites, to earn money via streaming.

Click to link to watch the video


https://unclesuru.com/2019/02/03/ghanaian-model-with-big-boobs-pamela-odame-reacts-after-her-masturbation-video-got-leaked/

Lalasticlala, seun, mynd44

massive boobs are always saggy. Make she comot bra, stand wether them no go long reach her kneels. Very gory sight.